The whole entertainment circle is trembling
Chapter 005 Healthy middle-aged sincere recommendation
The riot finally calmed down, and the guest group surrounded Nie Qianqiu and praised him.
Xie Fengtang put his shoulders and asked: "Xiaoqiu, where did you hire your personal trainer, can you introduce it to me?"
Nie Qianqiu sweated a bit: "I'm afraid it can't be done."
Xie Fengtang showed regret.
A villager over there rushed over, leaned on the cow, and wailed loudly: "Daniu—Daniu—wake up—"
The very penetrating shouts and lines of grabbing horses immediately attracted the attention of the audience.
Mai Haotian ran over slowly, and asked in a tone of voice: "Xiong Wei, what happened to your cattle? If it wasn't for my master, it might cause death."
The villager named Xiong Wei gave a whimpering explanation. It turned out that he was taking the cow to graze by the river. He somehow rubbed a beehive, but was besieged by the bee swarm. He held the cow while talking. Crying: "Our family is counting on the big cow to plow the land. Isn't this dead?"
He Diaoyan's face on the side was slightly stiff: "I was in a hurry, and the shot was heavy... Dead."
When Xiong Wei heard this, he cried even louder: "Daniu—what can I do without you—"
Mai Haotian looked at him speechlessly, and said: "Your acting skills are too exaggerated, there is no way to do this."
Xiong Wei glared at him: "You know me, you guys who practice martial arts don't farm land, so of course you don't know how important this cow is..." He howled again while talking: "I'm really unlucky, this year I'm so lucky. When winter melons are slow to sell, the tens of thousands of catties of winter melons harvested cannot be sold, otherwise I can buy another cow, how will I live the next day..."
He Diaoyan sighed: "I'll pay you a cow."
When Mai Haotian heard the words, he said anxiously: "Master!!"
He Diaoyan waved his hand to signal him to be quiet.
Only then did Xiong Wei stand up, rubbing his hands together in embarrassment: "Sect Leader He, what a shame..."
He Diaoyan waved his hand: "It's okay."
Once the conditions are negotiated, the rest is to deal with the aftermath.
Today's part of the program team has finished filming, and there are many unexpected wonderful shots. The director is satisfied and announces that today's filming is over, and the guests can arrange the rest of the time by themselves.
Seeing that the cameraman put away the camera, Meng Bai walked up to He Diaoyan and said, "Master He, the villagers made it clear that they blackmailed you. You saved people, so why do you pay him back?"
He Diaoyan's expression darkened: "He didn't do it on purpose."
Meng Bai snorted: "Then you shouldn't pay for this cow."
Duan Yingke also had some reasons why she complained: "That is, if you make trouble yourself, you will be responsible for it. How can you make people who do good deeds lose money? Isn't this Pengci?"
"There is no way." A strange voice suddenly came from the side, and everyone turned their heads to see that it was the No. 16 apprentice of He Diaoyan, Zou Ping who had retired two years ago.
Zou Ping had gray hair, but he was full of energy, and said: "You outsiders don't know that Lianxi Village has been growing winter melons and selling them to make a living, but this year the sales of winter melons are slow, and the village's millions of catties of winter melons are kept at home and cannot be sold. If you go out, life will be difficult for everyone. There are old and young in Xiong Wei's family, and the head of the family doesn't want his family to feel sad."
The few people from outside looked at each other in dismay when they heard the words. They were all worth tens of millions. A meal of steak might be more expensive than this cow. This kind of life of worrying about a cow is too far away from them, Xie Fengtang said : "Why don't I pay for the cow."
"No need." He Diaoyan waved his hand, "I'll take care of it myself."
***
There are no decent hotels near Lianxi Village. At the same time, in order to facilitate the guests on the show to practice martial arts, several celebrities were arranged to live in the homes of the Kunlun School disciples. Among them, Nie Qianqiu was the most honored to be arranged to live in He Diaoyan's home.
Xie Fengtang, who was dedicated to martial arts, was envious in all kinds of ways: "I also want to live with the head."
Mai Haotian told him regretfully: "My master has been completely fascinated by Nie Qianqiu, and the others have no chance for the time being."
Xie Fengtang: "..." What kind of gay dialogue in gay is this.
Mai Haotian continued to blast his master's background: "My master is still waiting for a long time to fall in love, so that Nie Qianqiu can change his mind."
Xie Fengtang: "..." This big apprentice is too careless with his words.
……
The apprentices led their temporary residents away, and He Diaoyan also took Mai Haotian and Nie Qianqiu home.
On the way, He Diaoyan's incomparably light figure when he was catching the cow looked so heavy that Nie Qianqiu seemed to be able to see the real shadow on his back.
Nie Qianqiu considered it for a while, and then said: "Master He, do you have something on your mind?"
He Diaoyan paused for a while, before he let out a long sigh: "It's okay."
Doesn't that mean I have something to do but I don't tell you?
Seeing that he didn't want to talk, Nie Qianqiu shrugged and stopped asking.
He Diaoyan's home is a two-story self-built house with a simple exterior and the same plain interior. There is a small yard in front of the house, which is consistent with the overall style of Lianxi Village and is very ordinary.
Nie Qianqiu was arranged to live in the guest room at the corner of the stairs on the second floor.
When Nie Qianqiu went upstairs, He Diaoyan led the eldest disciple to the courtyard and asked, "Haotian, how is the sales of the online store this month?"
Mai Haotian scratched his head: "It's still the same."
He Diaoyan looked up at the sky, his back was profound and full of philosophical hints: "Can you afford a cow?"
Mai Haotian said with a heartache: "It should be okay if we make it together."
He Diaoyan raised his hand: "Then let's buy the cow first."
Mai Haotian replied unwillingly: "Understood."
He Diaoyan sighed, pulled a bamboo chair and sat down, took out his phone and opened WeChat.
Mai Haotian saw that Master clicked on the WeChat group called "No Country for the Old" and knew that he was in a bad mood again, so he said, "Master, I'll make you some tea."
He entered the room and was pouring tea from a cup when he saw Nie Qianqiu approaching lightly and asked in a low voice, "Your Kunlun faction still has an online store?"
Mai Haotian nodded: "Our Kunlun School has always been in the local specialty business. In the past few years, e-commerce has been too impacted, and offline business is not easy to do. It turns out that several major customers have closed down, and we have also suffered a lot. Influence, there is no way, I also opened an online store two years ago, but we don’t understand the way of this e-commerce, and the sales volume is not very good.”
Nie Qianqiu had sympathy in his eyes: "This is not an ordinary bad thing, even the money to buy a cow has to be collected."
"Did you hear that?" Mai Haotian frowned, "The Kunlun faction originally had a division of labor internally, and one branch was in charge of business and other mundane affairs, while my master's branch mainly focuses on inheriting martial arts, so it doesn't care about business matters." Too proficient."
Nie Qianqiu blinked: "Cheng Qi and the others are the ones who were in charge of the business, right?"
Mai Haotian asked in surprise, "How do you know?"
Nie Qianqiu: "..." Is this hard to guess?
The Kunlun sect is so down and down, it is obvious that the one who runs the business is not there, but the side branches are booming, so don't live too well.Everyone didn't understand the reason, but when Mai Haotian talked about internal division of labor, Nie Qianqiu immediately understood.
Mai Haotian said bitterly: "Originally, the two schools of Kunlun should work together to promote the Kunlun School, but Cheng Qi felt that modern martial arts had no future, and advocating hot weapons was the general trend. He wanted Master to give up the inheritance of martial arts and make Kunlun school Pai’s development focused on business, and in the end the two lines broke up unhappy, and it became the current situation.”
Although the Kunlun sect took over some special products to make a living, they were not good at business in the first place, and when the times changed, the ending can be imagined.
Nie Qianqiu patted him on the shoulder: "You are also unlucky."
Mai Haotian clenched his fist with his right hand: "I have already signed up for an e-commerce training class, and I will definitely build our online store."
Nie Qianqiu smiled: "Come on."
After thinking about it, he said again, "Send me the link of your online store."
Mai Haotian thought he wanted to help, so he sent him the link without saying a word.
Nie Qianqiu clicked on it, and immediately sprayed: "Did you make this picture yourself?"
I saw the big picture of the homepage of the online store, which was He Diaoyan, the head of Kunlun, himself.
In the picture, he is dressed in peasant clothes, wearing a bamboo hat and standing in front of the jujube tree, holding a bowl of red dates from P in front of his hands. Below the picture is the red and yellow lettering of P: Authentic Kunlun red dates pay ten for fake ones.
He Diaoyan's stiff smile, the so-called shape, the red dates with obvious PS traces, and the dazzling copywriting made Nie Qianqiu feel like he didn't know where to start complaining.
Mai Haotian smiled "hehe": "See if it's really real, I learned it from other stores."
Nie Qianqiu was speechless: "How about an old farmer that everyone else uses as a model? Your master is neither old nor village enough. He doesn't look like a farmer. He doesn't have any convincing power, okay?"
"Ah?" Mai Haotian was stunned for a moment, "I thought it would be more sincere to let Master appear on the screen, and it took a long time to convince him."
Nie Qianqiu looked at the idiot's expression on his face: "You might as well let your master sell his appearance, it's a waste of money."
Obviously a handsome man, he was dragged down by this rustic style.
Mai Haotian froze: "Then my previous publicity strategies were all wrong?"
Nie Qianqiu comforted him: "It's still too late to change."
Mai Haotian took a deep breath, and quickly rekindled his fighting spirit: "I will definitely succeed."
Nie Qianqiu: "..."
How else can it be said that it is easier to live without heart and lungs.
***
@尼千秋: On the first day of coming to the Orthodox Kunlun School, I fell in love with their local products before I practiced martial arts. [Smiling] After all, I have reached the age when I drink beer with two goji berries.A middle-aged soul recommendation for the post-[-]s generation: [link]
Xie Fengtang put his shoulders and asked: "Xiaoqiu, where did you hire your personal trainer, can you introduce it to me?"
Nie Qianqiu sweated a bit: "I'm afraid it can't be done."
Xie Fengtang showed regret.
A villager over there rushed over, leaned on the cow, and wailed loudly: "Daniu—Daniu—wake up—"
The very penetrating shouts and lines of grabbing horses immediately attracted the attention of the audience.
Mai Haotian ran over slowly, and asked in a tone of voice: "Xiong Wei, what happened to your cattle? If it wasn't for my master, it might cause death."
The villager named Xiong Wei gave a whimpering explanation. It turned out that he was taking the cow to graze by the river. He somehow rubbed a beehive, but was besieged by the bee swarm. He held the cow while talking. Crying: "Our family is counting on the big cow to plow the land. Isn't this dead?"
He Diaoyan's face on the side was slightly stiff: "I was in a hurry, and the shot was heavy... Dead."
When Xiong Wei heard this, he cried even louder: "Daniu—what can I do without you—"
Mai Haotian looked at him speechlessly, and said: "Your acting skills are too exaggerated, there is no way to do this."
Xiong Wei glared at him: "You know me, you guys who practice martial arts don't farm land, so of course you don't know how important this cow is..." He howled again while talking: "I'm really unlucky, this year I'm so lucky. When winter melons are slow to sell, the tens of thousands of catties of winter melons harvested cannot be sold, otherwise I can buy another cow, how will I live the next day..."
He Diaoyan sighed: "I'll pay you a cow."
When Mai Haotian heard the words, he said anxiously: "Master!!"
He Diaoyan waved his hand to signal him to be quiet.
Only then did Xiong Wei stand up, rubbing his hands together in embarrassment: "Sect Leader He, what a shame..."
He Diaoyan waved his hand: "It's okay."
Once the conditions are negotiated, the rest is to deal with the aftermath.
Today's part of the program team has finished filming, and there are many unexpected wonderful shots. The director is satisfied and announces that today's filming is over, and the guests can arrange the rest of the time by themselves.
Seeing that the cameraman put away the camera, Meng Bai walked up to He Diaoyan and said, "Master He, the villagers made it clear that they blackmailed you. You saved people, so why do you pay him back?"
He Diaoyan's expression darkened: "He didn't do it on purpose."
Meng Bai snorted: "Then you shouldn't pay for this cow."
Duan Yingke also had some reasons why she complained: "That is, if you make trouble yourself, you will be responsible for it. How can you make people who do good deeds lose money? Isn't this Pengci?"
"There is no way." A strange voice suddenly came from the side, and everyone turned their heads to see that it was the No. 16 apprentice of He Diaoyan, Zou Ping who had retired two years ago.
Zou Ping had gray hair, but he was full of energy, and said: "You outsiders don't know that Lianxi Village has been growing winter melons and selling them to make a living, but this year the sales of winter melons are slow, and the village's millions of catties of winter melons are kept at home and cannot be sold. If you go out, life will be difficult for everyone. There are old and young in Xiong Wei's family, and the head of the family doesn't want his family to feel sad."
The few people from outside looked at each other in dismay when they heard the words. They were all worth tens of millions. A meal of steak might be more expensive than this cow. This kind of life of worrying about a cow is too far away from them, Xie Fengtang said : "Why don't I pay for the cow."
"No need." He Diaoyan waved his hand, "I'll take care of it myself."
***
There are no decent hotels near Lianxi Village. At the same time, in order to facilitate the guests on the show to practice martial arts, several celebrities were arranged to live in the homes of the Kunlun School disciples. Among them, Nie Qianqiu was the most honored to be arranged to live in He Diaoyan's home.
Xie Fengtang, who was dedicated to martial arts, was envious in all kinds of ways: "I also want to live with the head."
Mai Haotian told him regretfully: "My master has been completely fascinated by Nie Qianqiu, and the others have no chance for the time being."
Xie Fengtang: "..." What kind of gay dialogue in gay is this.
Mai Haotian continued to blast his master's background: "My master is still waiting for a long time to fall in love, so that Nie Qianqiu can change his mind."
Xie Fengtang: "..." This big apprentice is too careless with his words.
……
The apprentices led their temporary residents away, and He Diaoyan also took Mai Haotian and Nie Qianqiu home.
On the way, He Diaoyan's incomparably light figure when he was catching the cow looked so heavy that Nie Qianqiu seemed to be able to see the real shadow on his back.
Nie Qianqiu considered it for a while, and then said: "Master He, do you have something on your mind?"
He Diaoyan paused for a while, before he let out a long sigh: "It's okay."
Doesn't that mean I have something to do but I don't tell you?
Seeing that he didn't want to talk, Nie Qianqiu shrugged and stopped asking.
He Diaoyan's home is a two-story self-built house with a simple exterior and the same plain interior. There is a small yard in front of the house, which is consistent with the overall style of Lianxi Village and is very ordinary.
Nie Qianqiu was arranged to live in the guest room at the corner of the stairs on the second floor.
When Nie Qianqiu went upstairs, He Diaoyan led the eldest disciple to the courtyard and asked, "Haotian, how is the sales of the online store this month?"
Mai Haotian scratched his head: "It's still the same."
He Diaoyan looked up at the sky, his back was profound and full of philosophical hints: "Can you afford a cow?"
Mai Haotian said with a heartache: "It should be okay if we make it together."
He Diaoyan raised his hand: "Then let's buy the cow first."
Mai Haotian replied unwillingly: "Understood."
He Diaoyan sighed, pulled a bamboo chair and sat down, took out his phone and opened WeChat.
Mai Haotian saw that Master clicked on the WeChat group called "No Country for the Old" and knew that he was in a bad mood again, so he said, "Master, I'll make you some tea."
He entered the room and was pouring tea from a cup when he saw Nie Qianqiu approaching lightly and asked in a low voice, "Your Kunlun faction still has an online store?"
Mai Haotian nodded: "Our Kunlun School has always been in the local specialty business. In the past few years, e-commerce has been too impacted, and offline business is not easy to do. It turns out that several major customers have closed down, and we have also suffered a lot. Influence, there is no way, I also opened an online store two years ago, but we don’t understand the way of this e-commerce, and the sales volume is not very good.”
Nie Qianqiu had sympathy in his eyes: "This is not an ordinary bad thing, even the money to buy a cow has to be collected."
"Did you hear that?" Mai Haotian frowned, "The Kunlun faction originally had a division of labor internally, and one branch was in charge of business and other mundane affairs, while my master's branch mainly focuses on inheriting martial arts, so it doesn't care about business matters." Too proficient."
Nie Qianqiu blinked: "Cheng Qi and the others are the ones who were in charge of the business, right?"
Mai Haotian asked in surprise, "How do you know?"
Nie Qianqiu: "..." Is this hard to guess?
The Kunlun sect is so down and down, it is obvious that the one who runs the business is not there, but the side branches are booming, so don't live too well.Everyone didn't understand the reason, but when Mai Haotian talked about internal division of labor, Nie Qianqiu immediately understood.
Mai Haotian said bitterly: "Originally, the two schools of Kunlun should work together to promote the Kunlun School, but Cheng Qi felt that modern martial arts had no future, and advocating hot weapons was the general trend. He wanted Master to give up the inheritance of martial arts and make Kunlun school Pai’s development focused on business, and in the end the two lines broke up unhappy, and it became the current situation.”
Although the Kunlun sect took over some special products to make a living, they were not good at business in the first place, and when the times changed, the ending can be imagined.
Nie Qianqiu patted him on the shoulder: "You are also unlucky."
Mai Haotian clenched his fist with his right hand: "I have already signed up for an e-commerce training class, and I will definitely build our online store."
Nie Qianqiu smiled: "Come on."
After thinking about it, he said again, "Send me the link of your online store."
Mai Haotian thought he wanted to help, so he sent him the link without saying a word.
Nie Qianqiu clicked on it, and immediately sprayed: "Did you make this picture yourself?"
I saw the big picture of the homepage of the online store, which was He Diaoyan, the head of Kunlun, himself.
In the picture, he is dressed in peasant clothes, wearing a bamboo hat and standing in front of the jujube tree, holding a bowl of red dates from P in front of his hands. Below the picture is the red and yellow lettering of P: Authentic Kunlun red dates pay ten for fake ones.
He Diaoyan's stiff smile, the so-called shape, the red dates with obvious PS traces, and the dazzling copywriting made Nie Qianqiu feel like he didn't know where to start complaining.
Mai Haotian smiled "hehe": "See if it's really real, I learned it from other stores."
Nie Qianqiu was speechless: "How about an old farmer that everyone else uses as a model? Your master is neither old nor village enough. He doesn't look like a farmer. He doesn't have any convincing power, okay?"
"Ah?" Mai Haotian was stunned for a moment, "I thought it would be more sincere to let Master appear on the screen, and it took a long time to convince him."
Nie Qianqiu looked at the idiot's expression on his face: "You might as well let your master sell his appearance, it's a waste of money."
Obviously a handsome man, he was dragged down by this rustic style.
Mai Haotian froze: "Then my previous publicity strategies were all wrong?"
Nie Qianqiu comforted him: "It's still too late to change."
Mai Haotian took a deep breath, and quickly rekindled his fighting spirit: "I will definitely succeed."
Nie Qianqiu: "..."
How else can it be said that it is easier to live without heart and lungs.
***
@尼千秋: On the first day of coming to the Orthodox Kunlun School, I fell in love with their local products before I practiced martial arts. [Smiling] After all, I have reached the age when I drink beer with two goji berries.A middle-aged soul recommendation for the post-[-]s generation: [link]
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