Feng Couch Luan Luan

One look at his face, and you can tell that there is no good fruit for him. Xia Yunze is a hero who understands current affairs, and immediately admits cowardice, trying to save the dog's life with a wave of rainbow farts: "Xiao Lang is really early today, have the papers been approved? Xiao Lang governs the country well, knows the people well, manages all directions, stabilizes the world, makes the world peaceful and rich, he is really a prosperous and wise king, his aura of domineering soars to the sky, he is magnanimous and punting a boat in his stomach, his body is as strong as a mountain, and he smiles like a hundred flowers!"

He took a breath, continued his efforts, and wrote a poem with sincere feelings: "The spring breeze blows the threshold, the spring water is cool, the spring rain is falling, and the night is not young. I have no regrets about meeting Xiao Lang in this life, and I will go to Xiao Lang's bed in the next life."

Xiao Mingxuan was dumbfounded by his flamboyant flattery. Seeing him talking nonsense in such a serious manner, no matter how angry he was, he was stirred up and disappeared. He only felt that he was asking for trouble by caring about him.

He helplessly stretched out his hand to press Xia Yunze's head, as if he really wanted to push him down and take a few mouthfuls of bath water, Xia Yunze gave a smirk, picked up the water and splashed it on him.

Xiao Mingxuan took a step back without dodging his close-range sneak attack, the hem of his robe was wet, and the spring shirt was thin and soft, sticking wetly to his legs.

He looked down and didn't speak, with a complicated expression on his face.

Xia Yunze didn't know that his death was imminent, so he looked up at him while holding the bucket, and asked, "Can I come out? The water is getting cold."

Xiao Mingxuan stretched his wet clothes, gave him a meaningful smile, and said in a frighteningly soft voice, "The water is cold?"

"I'll just keep you warm."

The clothes can't be worn anyway, what's the difference between wet and soaked?

The door of the room was closed tightly, and the bath water overflowed the barrel and splashed all over the floor.

The water is cold and the people are hot.

Xia Yunze shed tears of repentance, and swore to God that he would never be blind again.

"Why is little sister-in-law crying?" Xiao Mingxuan pressed against his ear, warming her with all her heart.

"I'm so fucking moved..." Xia Yunze burst into tears, feeling that he was almost ripe.

When the weather was calm and the water in the bucket was completely cold, Xia Yunze was fished out with a last breath, and looked at the small half of the bucket of water in shame.

There was no shortage of the emperor's clothes in the Empress Dowager Xia's palace, and the two dressed neatly, and asked the maids to put on a supper to replenish their strength.

"What kind of anger are you getting at?" Xia Yunze couldn't sit still, and he gnawed on the cheesecake as if venting his anger, "Why is the lawsuit between your mother and son implicated in my head?"

Xiao Mingxuan was so angry that he had just been appeased, and cast a sideways glance at him, his heart was so angry that he wanted to pretend to be calm: "Little Huang's sister-in-law has a broad heart, and she is not afraid of losing Jingzhou if she is careless?"

Xia Yunze swallowed the pastry in his mouth, stretched his neck, and said with a smile: "Flies don't bite eggs without cracks, as long as you are firmly together and don't cheat, why should I worry?"

Xiao Mingxuan seemed to understand what he said, but he accurately grasped the meaning behind the words, squinted his eyes, and said with a bad expression: "It seems that he didn't take me to heart."

"I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!" Xia Yunze shook his head like a rattle, expressing his loyalty vigorously, "Suspected people don't sleep, sleeping people don't suspect, not to mention we are life-and-death friends, of course I take you to heart, I love you the most."

"You..." Xiao Mingxuan blushed from his straight ball, and said bitterly, "Slick little fox!"

"Every word is sincere, and there is absolutely no falsehood." Xia Yunze touched his conscience with a sincere face, "Xiao Lang knows me, he is tolerant and considerate to others, and he will not make troubles unreasonably with his sweetheart. Xiao Lang has not lost his integrity to others. Why should I mess with flying vinegar to make us all unhappy?"

He sprayed out nasty words as if he didn't want money, coaxing Xiao Mingxuan to either laugh or not, so he had no choice but to hug her into his arms and rub her. No matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't understand why Xiao Huang's sister-in-law was chewed so badly by him that she didn't even have a scum Leftover, in this relationship, he is always worrying about gains and losses?

On the contrary, the weak and weak young man in his arms was more at ease.

Of course, mouth guns are also invincible.

Sometimes what he said would make him, a ridiculous person who has spent more than ten years, feel blush.

Not to be outdone, he raised his eyebrows to tease him: "Am I going to lose my virginity?"

"If you're determined to cheat, I can't stop it, and jealousy would be even more boring." Xia Yunze didn't even think about it, as if he was talking about other people's affairs, "But at least we can still be brothers! Knife, with all your heart!"

If he wanted to fall in love before time travel, he might still have mood swings and restlessness. Now that he has seen all kinds of big storms, his mentality is as stable as an old dog, and he still has to eat and exercise well after the sky falls.

In order to prevent Xiao Mingxuan from pretending not to understand and playing sloppy eyes on him, Xia Yunze reiterated his position: "It doesn't matter whether you like someone or not, anyway, I don't divide men with others. No matter how many difficulties you have, I only treat you equally."

He raised his right hand and promised: "Of course, I will never be promiscuous, and I promise to only love Xiao Lang."

Xiao Mingxuan showed a puzzled look, Xia Yunze's words were beyond the scope of his 20 years of education.

But no one had taught him how to love someone seriously before.

Based on his observation of the married life of his parents and clan children, there are really few couples who love each other and will never give up. His father even set an example and told them that a man should have the world in his heart and not be trapped by love.

He just forgot to tell him what to do when he has another man in his heart.

He looked at the other party's watery almond eyes, and felt both shocking and novel, as well as a little inexplicable grievance.

Xia Yunze set out two clear paths for him, either to be a couple for the rest of his life, to treat other people's criticisms as fart, or to be a romantic emperor who lived up to the expectations of the world, but the Sangong Sixth Court could not keep his beloved little concubine.

"You don't want to be my queen." He poked Xia Yunze's chest depressedly, "You don't give me a husband and wife status, and you control your husband, you are really capable!"

"It's your loss that I'm the queen, brother!" Xia Yunze leaned over, understanding with reason and affection, "I can help you train troops, help you hunt, help you make suggestions, help you review memorials, and I can also plant As for the food, don’t you think it’s a pity that such an all-around player is placed in the harem to study female rings?”

You can really blow!The depression in Xiao Mingxuan's heart gradually dissipated, and his expression became calmer. Xia Yunze saw that he was starting to loosen, hugged his neck and put it to his ear, and whispered with a smile: "What's the meaning of being together with the emperor and empress? Push the virtuous ministers and capable officials who have made many achievements to the couch." That's exciting!"

Xiao Mingxuan cried out inwardly for God, his face blushed visibly.

I have to admit that this kid is too good at coquettishness and flirtatiousness, and he can break any unreasonable reasoning into his mouth with dignity.

But his mind was aroused, scattered like a spark, burning his chest hot in an instant.

"You and I are not people who follow the rules." Xia Yunze was still chanting a mantra in his ear, and poured it into his heart like an ecstasy, "Why don't you do whatever you want and live a happy life?"

He was really screwed!Xiao Mingxuan clasped the back of his head with one hand, and pressed down fiercely.

After spending a while together, he let go of his little sister-in-law, got up reluctantly, stroked her red and swollen lips and sighed: "You should rest first, you don't have to wait for me tonight."

Xia Yunze rolled his eyes and asked, "Do you want to work overtime?"

He didn't think about the possibility of Xiao Mingxuan meeting beauties at night, not to mention that those little maids were all sent back, even if they hadn't been sent back, the brother-in-law's rations for today should have been squeezed out by him.

Look at Xiao Mingxuan's reluctance, reluctance, and inactivity, the standard face of a communal animal who goes to work like going to a grave.

"You ran back before the papers were approved?" His small face tensed, showing a look of hatred for iron and steel, but he was happy in his heart, and he took Xiao Mingxuan's arm and joked: "This dragon chair is not warm yet. , are you starting to be lazy?"

"Whispering!" Xiao Mingxuan became angry from embarrassment, his eyes wished to swallow him alive, but he was reluctant to brush his hand away.

Xia Yunze was full of food and drink, refreshed, with warm light in his eyebrows and eyes, lingeringly pressed against his dragon claws, interlocked his fingers, and said, "I'll accompany you."

Although he didn't say anything, but Xiao Mingxuan was very happy to see that he was not obsessed with sex and kept his body like a jade, so he decided to reciprocate and add fragrance to the blue sleeves of the imperial study.

Xiao Mingxuan was very moved, but also reluctant to let him be troubled, so he pretended to decline: "I have a lot of things to do today, so I don't dare to work hard on my sister-in-law."

"Serving the people, I'm not afraid of hard work." Xia Yunze sticks to him like brown sugar. If it wasn't for his sore waist and legs, he would have jumped on his back and made him perform Zhu Bajie carrying his wife.

Xiao Mingxuan readily accepted, and brought his sister-in-law to the imperial study.

Eunuch Lin's eyes lit up, and he couldn't hide his smile. He brought tea and snacks, and then he waved Fu Chen and bowed to leave, not even serving his pen and ink.

"This old thing!" Xiao Mingxuan cursed with a smile, and asked Xia Yunze to sort out the memorials for him, and picked up the ink brush to start working.

With the lover at the side, Xiaoyi is attentive, making people feel like soaking in hot spring water, feeling extremely refreshed all over the body, and office efficiency has been significantly improved.

Xia Yunze tidied up the imperial cases, refilled tea and poured water, and after each batch of ten books, he even came over to tease him, coaxing him to be happy and writing like flying.

Xiaohuang's sister-in-law is indeed a formidable character, worthy of being the grandson of the Yan family.

Previously, he had to disguise himself as a woman in order to save his life in the palace of the Chen Kingdom. Such a difficult situation did not erase his broad-minded and transparent mind and gentle and kind nature.

To let such a baby fall into his arms, it is really God's mercy.

If he came to Qi country and kept him in the harem only to talk about love with himself, it would be overkill.

What's more, the little emperor's sister-in-law made it clear that she didn't want to, so why did he let his sweetheart suffer this kind of grievance again for his own selfishness?

The most troublesome things were solved without any risk, and he had to protect Little Huang's sister-in-law's future tightly.

Unprecedented pride burned in his chest, Xiao Mingxuan turned his wrist, and opened another memorial.

The country is picturesque, and the imperial power is in his hands. He doesn't have to follow the old path of his ancestors, and he can also create a peaceful and prosperous life.

Just be a deviant emperor, with his unusual lover, so what's the point?

As for the accusations from the clan, the remonstrance from the officials and even the reproach from the Queen Mother, he always has a way to silence them all.

Use achievements.