Feng Couch Luan Luan
Chapter 103 1 Salted Fish
After seeing off her ex-husband, Xia Yunze really enjoyed a leisurely life of stretching out her clothes, opening her mouth for meals, and being served at night. She spent more time horizontally than vertically every day.
If he hadn't overcome the spring sleepiness with his iron will and insisted on exercising, he would probably have turned into a salted fish king, flipping from one side to the other on the bed.
As a result of being idle, he began to grow and develop again. During the rainy season when he was 17 years old, his height and thickness had improved significantly.
Even though Xiao Mingxuan was defeated with one hand, at least no one would laugh at the short wax gourd anymore.
"So you're just greedy for my body?" Someone didn't let him sleep in the middle of the night, pretended to be wronged, and practiced the hip bridge under him. Xia Yunze had to wobble on a five-point support so as not to lose The balance was knocked under the bed and the dignity was swept away.
What's wrong with your body?It's as if you are so pure-hearted, and you don't know which little bastard sneaks into the bed of Ai's house every day, regardless of the weather, you can get a perfect attendance award!
Blaming him for having such a good appetite, he was reluctant to turn away the delivery man, and every time he was full, he could only think he deserved it.
As a veteran driver with a rich stock of spirit, Xia Yunze knows the color of his brain cells, and he can't play the game of being shy, tactful, eager to welcome or reject. Facing the strong chemical reaction between each other, he is frank, straightforward, simple and rude, and smeared. Xiao Mingxuan was very pleasantly surprised and benefited by being able to let go of his face.
The sad atmosphere brought about by the successive deaths of the two monarchs was quickly blown away by the spring breeze blowing into Luowei. Except for the Helian family and his party members who were seriously injured, other clan members and officials were not affected, and the garrison was even more successful. Must not, each has a reward.
The job vacancies left after Helian's removal made people feel hot, and all the ministers worked hard to perform and strive for promotion, and the atmosphere in the court was austere.
Coupled with the dedicated assistance of Chen Taifu, a veteran of the three dynasties and a stern and selfless minister who cared about fate, even though Xiao Mingxuan had not received any training as a crown prince, he gradually figured out the way through stumbling and stumbled, and handled political affairs more and more easily.
Taifu Chen vaguely recalled that naughty kid who couldn't sit still for an hour and was about to demolish the study. Looking at the stern and calm young emperor sitting in front of him, he felt as if he had passed away.
Originally Xiao Mingxuan was a notorious playboy, and no one except Concubine Chen's natal family burned his cold stove. Who would have thought that the old hen would turn into a duck in the blink of an eye, and he would have the last laugh after going round and round, which is really regrettable. .
Concubine Chen came from a humble background, and her natal family didn't have many capable people, so there were a lot of opportunities for others to be direct confidantes.
To take a step back, if you can't be a confidant, you can also be a relative. The Helian family has been famous for so many years, but does it depend on nepotism?
So some officials' family members led undecided girls of the right age to see Concubine Chen—now the Queen Mother Chen—to see her.
Although the Empress Dowager Chen's natal brothers do not have a prominent official position, they are not willing to watch other people pick the first stubble fruit, and they frequently pass signs to the palace. The Empress Dowager Chen is very busy at the moment. Take time to meet my niece and niece.
Although it is not easy to talk about relatives during the filial piety period, if you find out your son's preferences and pick a few lovely girls to serve him, you will not provoke the censor to gossip - her son is already twenty, and there is no one in the house Woolen cloth!
At first, I only knew that he was in love with the emperor's wife, and the adulterous relationship between the two spread like wind and rain. Now that his sister-in-law is a widow, Xiao Mingxuan finally got what she wanted. Also diligent.
The Empress Dowager Chen also experienced this kind of desperate love when she was young, but in the end she was still worn down by the world, and her youth and frivolity turned into resignation and resignation.
So she turned a blind eye and closed her eyes, not stopping her son from rushing to the gentle town like burning his ass.
She believes that no matter how hot the emotion is, there will be a time when it will burn out, just as no matter how firm the oath is, it will eventually disappear.
Men, sweet talk when you don't get it, but everything you say after you get it becomes fart.
Even if Xiao Mingxuan was stunned, it was impossible for her brother and widow to be in the middle palace because of the absurdity.
The clan members were all watching with wide-eyed eyes. If he wanted to defy all opinions and seal Xia Yunze as empress, he was afraid that the few uncles who were still alive would cry outside the palace gate that day.
With the former Empress Dowager Zhuyu in front, adultery with uncles and sisters-in-law is now a child's play, and no one will gossip if his sister-in-law is taken in, and Xia Yunze is a princess, so he should not be treated lightly, just being a noble concubine is fine.
She closed her eyes and thought about it. Since Xiao Mingxuan and his sister-in-law are so affectionate and inseparable during the filial piety period, they probably won't listen to persuasion, so it's better to do it piecemeal, with a few beauties first. .
The Empress Dowager Chen cheered up and carefully selected several young and beautiful maids to send to Changyang Palace.
Eunuch Lin followed Xiao Mingxuan out of the palace and back to the palace again. He was still the most useful servant by his side. He was old and refined. When he saw this battle, he knew it was a fight between gods and gods. To Fengyi Palace.
Seeing that the new emperor is so sticky to his sister-in-law, he is afraid of melting in his mouth and holding it for fear of falling, and the slave has no eyesight, it is really a waste of salt and salt for so many years.
Xiao Mingxuan was grading papers, when Xin'er frowned, he waved his hand impatiently: "Send it back."
The little eunuch who sent the message was about to resign, but was stopped by the emperor. His master smiled maliciously and asked, "Does the Fengyi Palace know? What's your reaction?"
Naturally, the little eunuch didn't know, so he hurried back to ask Eunuch Lin.
Eunuch Lin rolled his eyes, thinking that since the emperor ascended the throne, life may have been too smooth, and he wanted to find some excitement?
How can the Fengyi Palace respond?The one in Fengyi Palace was sweating profusely, raising his legs high, panting like a cow and jumping around.
The little eunuch came to report to the Empress Dowager Chen to send beautiful women to the Changyang Palace. The Empress Dowager Xia didn't even move her eyebrows.
I really have the calmness of letting his beauties be like clouds, and I am overwhelmed by others. The little eunuch secretly sighed that this calm demeanor is worthy of being a royal princess with gold and jade.
Xia Yunze was calm, but Xiao Mingxuan was not. The brush slapped on the table, splashing Danzhu on his sleeve.
As far as that person's temper is concerned, he doesn't dare to think that it's tolerant and magnanimous to be sisters with the new beauty. It's probably because he didn't treat himself as a dish, maybe he just wished he could hide at night!
This heartless little fox!
Don't look at the enthusiasm in the drapery, you don't even bother to take a sip of vinegar when things come to an end.
He doesn't love me at all, he's just greedy for my body!
After all, Xiao Mingxuan was young and energetic, and couldn't bear to be provoked. He held back his anger and couldn't approve the memorial. He said angrily: "Send him back! Filial piety, Nase, I'm afraid that Yushi won't make use of it?"
The little eunuch wished he could withdraw his head into his chest, backed away in response, and ran faster than flying.
Taking advantage of people not paying attention, Eunuch Lin almost rolled his eyes to the sky, thinking that the master was really unnecessary, and even threw a stone at his own foot.
He personally sent several beauties back to the Empress Dowager Chen's palace, euphemistically expressing that the emperor should cultivate himself during the period of filial piety and not be close to women's sex.
He and his widowed sister-in-law played songs every night, and he still had the face to say something about self-cultivation?Fix it on my little sister-in-law!
The ability to tell nonsense with open eyes is exactly the same as his dead ghost father!
The Queen Mother Chen gritted her teeth and broke a long nail.
That little fox Meizi has a cute and innocent face, and she is quite capable of hooking up men!
It seems that her son has been deluded this time and needs careful planning.
Not only to get rid of the thorn in the side, but also not to hurt the relationship between mother and child, and finally, as she wished, to pick a Duanhui woman with both virtue and appearance to be the master of the middle palace.
Contrary to what the Empress Dowager Chen thought, Xia Yunze had absolutely no intention of commanding the Six Palaces.
Not to mention that Xiao Mingxuan is the only commander in the harem now, and he looks like an adulterer, even if he is included in the three thousand beauties in the future, he has no interest in being the female director of the pink captain.
Nesting in the harem and robbing men, this matter is worth thinking about.
He is enough to keep his own place if he is not a straw king, and he wants to develop a sharing economy with a group of cute little girls?
So far, his own mother would have to unscrew his celestial spirit cover if she found out.
Since Xia Yunze traveled through time, he has been able to get along without incident until now, all because of his thick skin and thick nerves, his ability to take it up and let it go, his open-mindedness and peace of mind, he is able to sit firmly on the Diaoyutai without being rubbed on the ground by all kinds of demon moths.
If it weren't for his heart being as wide as the ocean, he would have been entangled to death when he saw his body transform from a strong man into a weak chicken.
No matter how big the storm is in the sea, a real man will carry it on his shoulders.
Hearing the news that Concubine Chen gave her son Sai Meiren, of course he was not happy, but at that time after several rounds of training, his heart rate soared to [-], and he tried his best to supply energy to the body, so he really didn't care about hurting the spring and autumn.
Besides, this kind of thing is something they will have to face sooner or later.
Do you want him to cry, make trouble, and hang himself, holding the jar of vinegar with his head up and pouring it violently?
Forget it, it's not embarrassing enough.
Not to mention falling in love with the emperor, even before he crossed, the two young men had to go through the hurdles of their parents when they fell in love, and the two young men had to pass five hurdles and kill six generals, and kill a bloody road before they can achieve a positive result.
He is a principled single dog, maybe it is because he is too convinced that he is a single dog until his death.
He can coax his lover like he coaxed his ancestors, respond to every request, and obey everything, but when it comes to matters that shake the foundation of the country, he will not back down even a step.
So what about falling in love with the emperor?Just treat them like ordinary people.
Even though there are differences in physical strength and status, two hearts colliding together should not distinguish between high and low.
To be fair, to be dedicated, to be honest with each other, and to be in love with each other.
Under this premise, he can give the other party all the cherishment and indulgence, take the sensuality as fun, and don't resist when his butt is swollen.
Once this relationship requires sacrificing principles to maintain, he will resolutely withdraw his legs and develop a socialist brotherhood with Xiao Mingxuan.
It is better to go through the pain of cutting out the heart for a moment than to be obsessed with obsession for a lifetime.
After he finished stretching, he wiped off all the beads of sweat, and soaked himself in the bathtub. Before he could soak himself comfortably, Xiao Mingxuan broke into the door with a dark face.
Under his fierce stare, Xia Yunze shivered, and suddenly felt that the water was a little cold.
If he hadn't overcome the spring sleepiness with his iron will and insisted on exercising, he would probably have turned into a salted fish king, flipping from one side to the other on the bed.
As a result of being idle, he began to grow and develop again. During the rainy season when he was 17 years old, his height and thickness had improved significantly.
Even though Xiao Mingxuan was defeated with one hand, at least no one would laugh at the short wax gourd anymore.
"So you're just greedy for my body?" Someone didn't let him sleep in the middle of the night, pretended to be wronged, and practiced the hip bridge under him. Xia Yunze had to wobble on a five-point support so as not to lose The balance was knocked under the bed and the dignity was swept away.
What's wrong with your body?It's as if you are so pure-hearted, and you don't know which little bastard sneaks into the bed of Ai's house every day, regardless of the weather, you can get a perfect attendance award!
Blaming him for having such a good appetite, he was reluctant to turn away the delivery man, and every time he was full, he could only think he deserved it.
As a veteran driver with a rich stock of spirit, Xia Yunze knows the color of his brain cells, and he can't play the game of being shy, tactful, eager to welcome or reject. Facing the strong chemical reaction between each other, he is frank, straightforward, simple and rude, and smeared. Xiao Mingxuan was very pleasantly surprised and benefited by being able to let go of his face.
The sad atmosphere brought about by the successive deaths of the two monarchs was quickly blown away by the spring breeze blowing into Luowei. Except for the Helian family and his party members who were seriously injured, other clan members and officials were not affected, and the garrison was even more successful. Must not, each has a reward.
The job vacancies left after Helian's removal made people feel hot, and all the ministers worked hard to perform and strive for promotion, and the atmosphere in the court was austere.
Coupled with the dedicated assistance of Chen Taifu, a veteran of the three dynasties and a stern and selfless minister who cared about fate, even though Xiao Mingxuan had not received any training as a crown prince, he gradually figured out the way through stumbling and stumbled, and handled political affairs more and more easily.
Taifu Chen vaguely recalled that naughty kid who couldn't sit still for an hour and was about to demolish the study. Looking at the stern and calm young emperor sitting in front of him, he felt as if he had passed away.
Originally Xiao Mingxuan was a notorious playboy, and no one except Concubine Chen's natal family burned his cold stove. Who would have thought that the old hen would turn into a duck in the blink of an eye, and he would have the last laugh after going round and round, which is really regrettable. .
Concubine Chen came from a humble background, and her natal family didn't have many capable people, so there were a lot of opportunities for others to be direct confidantes.
To take a step back, if you can't be a confidant, you can also be a relative. The Helian family has been famous for so many years, but does it depend on nepotism?
So some officials' family members led undecided girls of the right age to see Concubine Chen—now the Queen Mother Chen—to see her.
Although the Empress Dowager Chen's natal brothers do not have a prominent official position, they are not willing to watch other people pick the first stubble fruit, and they frequently pass signs to the palace. The Empress Dowager Chen is very busy at the moment. Take time to meet my niece and niece.
Although it is not easy to talk about relatives during the filial piety period, if you find out your son's preferences and pick a few lovely girls to serve him, you will not provoke the censor to gossip - her son is already twenty, and there is no one in the house Woolen cloth!
At first, I only knew that he was in love with the emperor's wife, and the adulterous relationship between the two spread like wind and rain. Now that his sister-in-law is a widow, Xiao Mingxuan finally got what she wanted. Also diligent.
The Empress Dowager Chen also experienced this kind of desperate love when she was young, but in the end she was still worn down by the world, and her youth and frivolity turned into resignation and resignation.
So she turned a blind eye and closed her eyes, not stopping her son from rushing to the gentle town like burning his ass.
She believes that no matter how hot the emotion is, there will be a time when it will burn out, just as no matter how firm the oath is, it will eventually disappear.
Men, sweet talk when you don't get it, but everything you say after you get it becomes fart.
Even if Xiao Mingxuan was stunned, it was impossible for her brother and widow to be in the middle palace because of the absurdity.
The clan members were all watching with wide-eyed eyes. If he wanted to defy all opinions and seal Xia Yunze as empress, he was afraid that the few uncles who were still alive would cry outside the palace gate that day.
With the former Empress Dowager Zhuyu in front, adultery with uncles and sisters-in-law is now a child's play, and no one will gossip if his sister-in-law is taken in, and Xia Yunze is a princess, so he should not be treated lightly, just being a noble concubine is fine.
She closed her eyes and thought about it. Since Xiao Mingxuan and his sister-in-law are so affectionate and inseparable during the filial piety period, they probably won't listen to persuasion, so it's better to do it piecemeal, with a few beauties first. .
The Empress Dowager Chen cheered up and carefully selected several young and beautiful maids to send to Changyang Palace.
Eunuch Lin followed Xiao Mingxuan out of the palace and back to the palace again. He was still the most useful servant by his side. He was old and refined. When he saw this battle, he knew it was a fight between gods and gods. To Fengyi Palace.
Seeing that the new emperor is so sticky to his sister-in-law, he is afraid of melting in his mouth and holding it for fear of falling, and the slave has no eyesight, it is really a waste of salt and salt for so many years.
Xiao Mingxuan was grading papers, when Xin'er frowned, he waved his hand impatiently: "Send it back."
The little eunuch who sent the message was about to resign, but was stopped by the emperor. His master smiled maliciously and asked, "Does the Fengyi Palace know? What's your reaction?"
Naturally, the little eunuch didn't know, so he hurried back to ask Eunuch Lin.
Eunuch Lin rolled his eyes, thinking that since the emperor ascended the throne, life may have been too smooth, and he wanted to find some excitement?
How can the Fengyi Palace respond?The one in Fengyi Palace was sweating profusely, raising his legs high, panting like a cow and jumping around.
The little eunuch came to report to the Empress Dowager Chen to send beautiful women to the Changyang Palace. The Empress Dowager Xia didn't even move her eyebrows.
I really have the calmness of letting his beauties be like clouds, and I am overwhelmed by others. The little eunuch secretly sighed that this calm demeanor is worthy of being a royal princess with gold and jade.
Xia Yunze was calm, but Xiao Mingxuan was not. The brush slapped on the table, splashing Danzhu on his sleeve.
As far as that person's temper is concerned, he doesn't dare to think that it's tolerant and magnanimous to be sisters with the new beauty. It's probably because he didn't treat himself as a dish, maybe he just wished he could hide at night!
This heartless little fox!
Don't look at the enthusiasm in the drapery, you don't even bother to take a sip of vinegar when things come to an end.
He doesn't love me at all, he's just greedy for my body!
After all, Xiao Mingxuan was young and energetic, and couldn't bear to be provoked. He held back his anger and couldn't approve the memorial. He said angrily: "Send him back! Filial piety, Nase, I'm afraid that Yushi won't make use of it?"
The little eunuch wished he could withdraw his head into his chest, backed away in response, and ran faster than flying.
Taking advantage of people not paying attention, Eunuch Lin almost rolled his eyes to the sky, thinking that the master was really unnecessary, and even threw a stone at his own foot.
He personally sent several beauties back to the Empress Dowager Chen's palace, euphemistically expressing that the emperor should cultivate himself during the period of filial piety and not be close to women's sex.
He and his widowed sister-in-law played songs every night, and he still had the face to say something about self-cultivation?Fix it on my little sister-in-law!
The ability to tell nonsense with open eyes is exactly the same as his dead ghost father!
The Queen Mother Chen gritted her teeth and broke a long nail.
That little fox Meizi has a cute and innocent face, and she is quite capable of hooking up men!
It seems that her son has been deluded this time and needs careful planning.
Not only to get rid of the thorn in the side, but also not to hurt the relationship between mother and child, and finally, as she wished, to pick a Duanhui woman with both virtue and appearance to be the master of the middle palace.
Contrary to what the Empress Dowager Chen thought, Xia Yunze had absolutely no intention of commanding the Six Palaces.
Not to mention that Xiao Mingxuan is the only commander in the harem now, and he looks like an adulterer, even if he is included in the three thousand beauties in the future, he has no interest in being the female director of the pink captain.
Nesting in the harem and robbing men, this matter is worth thinking about.
He is enough to keep his own place if he is not a straw king, and he wants to develop a sharing economy with a group of cute little girls?
So far, his own mother would have to unscrew his celestial spirit cover if she found out.
Since Xia Yunze traveled through time, he has been able to get along without incident until now, all because of his thick skin and thick nerves, his ability to take it up and let it go, his open-mindedness and peace of mind, he is able to sit firmly on the Diaoyutai without being rubbed on the ground by all kinds of demon moths.
If it weren't for his heart being as wide as the ocean, he would have been entangled to death when he saw his body transform from a strong man into a weak chicken.
No matter how big the storm is in the sea, a real man will carry it on his shoulders.
Hearing the news that Concubine Chen gave her son Sai Meiren, of course he was not happy, but at that time after several rounds of training, his heart rate soared to [-], and he tried his best to supply energy to the body, so he really didn't care about hurting the spring and autumn.
Besides, this kind of thing is something they will have to face sooner or later.
Do you want him to cry, make trouble, and hang himself, holding the jar of vinegar with his head up and pouring it violently?
Forget it, it's not embarrassing enough.
Not to mention falling in love with the emperor, even before he crossed, the two young men had to go through the hurdles of their parents when they fell in love, and the two young men had to pass five hurdles and kill six generals, and kill a bloody road before they can achieve a positive result.
He is a principled single dog, maybe it is because he is too convinced that he is a single dog until his death.
He can coax his lover like he coaxed his ancestors, respond to every request, and obey everything, but when it comes to matters that shake the foundation of the country, he will not back down even a step.
So what about falling in love with the emperor?Just treat them like ordinary people.
Even though there are differences in physical strength and status, two hearts colliding together should not distinguish between high and low.
To be fair, to be dedicated, to be honest with each other, and to be in love with each other.
Under this premise, he can give the other party all the cherishment and indulgence, take the sensuality as fun, and don't resist when his butt is swollen.
Once this relationship requires sacrificing principles to maintain, he will resolutely withdraw his legs and develop a socialist brotherhood with Xiao Mingxuan.
It is better to go through the pain of cutting out the heart for a moment than to be obsessed with obsession for a lifetime.
After he finished stretching, he wiped off all the beads of sweat, and soaked himself in the bathtub. Before he could soak himself comfortably, Xiao Mingxuan broke into the door with a dark face.
Under his fierce stare, Xia Yunze shivered, and suddenly felt that the water was a little cold.
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