Incorrect usage guidelines for the magic perimeter

Recently, the enemy alliance has a newcomer.

When the leader of the enemy alliance, Sigang Mudiao, saw this person for the first time, his cold and ruthless eyes fluctuated violently.

"You guy..." he said hoarsely, "are you cosplaying some character?"

Because he refused to sit properly at all, the weirdo squatting on the bar seat was wearing an inexplicably familiar red cloud robe with a black background. When he turned his head, anyone could see the orange swirl mask on his face, the mask The black hair in the back is also frizzy.

——Uchiha Obito!Or Obito from the Akatsuki period!

This big boss from "Hokage", which can be ranked among the top few, is so strange that even many outsiders who don't know the original work know that this masked man is one of the masterminds behind the scenes.

Sigang Muhang, who hadn't been notified in advance, didn't understand how his capable subordinate (and nanny) Hei Wu would let such a fool in.

However, Hei Wu, who was dressed as a bartender and stood behind the bar and was wiping a glass, said softly, "Hang, this is the newcomer."

"Hello! You are the boss of this organization, right? I'm a rookie, just call me A Fei, boss!" The rookie jumped off the chair cheerfully, completely ignoring the frightening appearance of Shigaraki—— He had fourteen severed hands holding him, and even a hand covering most of his features on his face—and lunged to shake his hand.

Shigaoki looked at this familiar guy very coldly, with a strange arc on the corner of his chapped lips: "Are you sure you want to shake my hand?"

To be honest, he kind of disliked the weirdo.

"Eh? Can't you! I'm sorry!" A Fei, who was wearing a black-bottomed red cloud robe, straightened his back quickly, stepped back a few steps, and almost knocked over a chair, "I didn't know you have a cleanliness fetish, boss! Don't worry Lah, my hands are not very dirty, I just secretly picked my nose!"

"...It's disgusting." Sigaomu didn't bother to correct the other party's name, and turned to look at the black mist, "What are we doing with this kind of cospy-obsessed waste? Although the enemy alliance is a small organization, it is not a garbage collection Stand up."

Leaving aside the appearance and clothing of the other party, just looking at the character design who is playful and nonsense regardless of the occasion, it... quite fits the setting of the original book.

In "Hokage", Obito Uchiha entered the organization as a newcomer "A Fei" of the Akatsuki organization, filled the vacancy, played and scolded every day, and became fascinated by his strength, but any senior (such as Didara) could bully and dislike him.In fact, he is the avenger who calls himself "Uchiha Madara Will" and thus controls the entire Akatsuki organization.

As the leader of a criminal organization, Sigang Mudiao felt that it was unlucky enough just for someone to create this avatar to appear in front of him.

What do these mean?Insinuating that their enemy alliance is the next Akatsuki organization?All the core members are all dead?Or are you making it clear that you are a dangerous undercover agent sent by other forces?

However, Hei Wu just scratched his head helplessly: "The middleman said that Ah Fei is a disciple of [Huan Wu]."

...Huanwu?

This peer code name that once shined for a while made Shigaraki's heart awe-inspiring, but on the surface it was still very plain, "Is there any value in that kind of disciple who is a prodigal dog?"

"Hey! Boss, listen to me." A Fei's weird and distorted laughter came from under the swirling mask, "You can scold my master, whatever you want! But you can't scold me for being useless!"

"Really." Sigangmu half-closed his eyes, suddenly stepped forward without warning, and slapped the opponent's mask with a slap!

Ability [Collapse], activated.

All objects touched by the five fingers of the dead handle wooden hanging will gradually collapse.

Orange masks are certainly no exception.

Hei Wu's long and narrow golden eyes widened, and the iron plates on both sides of the black mist-shaped head shook accordingly—then the two people in the bar could clearly see the appearance of "A Fei".

Silver-white hair, a Konoha forehead that obliquely presses the left eye, a blue-black mask, and dead fish eyes.

Obviously, this is a famous technician in Konoha Village, and later the Sixth Hokage.

... Hatake Kakashi!How dare you put on your friend's vest to show off and cheat? !

For a while, even the leader of the enemy alliance like Sigang Muhang didn't know what to complain about.

"Oh, since it was discovered? Then there is no way."

The voice of the silver-haired man in front of him suddenly became serious and lowered a lot, his shoulders trembled, and the black-bottomed red cloud robe automatically slipped off his body, revealing the white Hokage Imperial Robe and the green Jōnin vest underneath.

Heiwu & Shigaraki: ... seems to understand why Huanwu accepted this guy as his apprentice.

Do you have to be so well prepared for fucking cospy?

——The most important thing is, don’t you feel hot when you put on four or five pieces of clothes and wrap them in two or three robes in such a hot weather?

Uchiha · Hatake · Shibukawa Yo · Kakashi · Obito: Not hot.

Something like a suit can be summoned with a click of the jaw.

Can you guys guess how many outfits she still has in exchange for fun?It has been said that this is a dress-up game of "Miracle Leng Leng".

Seeing the gloomy expression of Shigaraki Kyo, who seemed to want to touch her again to see what character clothes she was wearing underneath, Shibukawa Yoshi hurriedly stepped back, waving his hands pretending to be flustered: " Boss, it’s almost enough, if you continue like this, I should run out disheveled and immoral.”

"What does that have to do with me?" Shizuoki asked unmoved.

"Yes." Shibukawa Yao replied calmly, "I will write my experience here today as an adult post in the underground forum that reveals the truth, which will affect your future recruitment work and organizational style reviews, and make everyone feel ' Why is the leader of the enemy alliance so perverted' and other unspoken rules of entry."

Siganmu was silent for a few seconds, and finally ignored her. He scratched his neck and walked to the bar and sat down: "Can you teleport this guy away, Black Mist?"

Annoying to see.

"Yes, yes..." Heiwu replied very tactfully, "But if the enemy alliance wants to develop aggressively, as the leader, you must learn to accept talents with different personalities, and even those you don't like."

At this time Shibukawa Yao also rushed over and lay down on the side of the bar, tilting his head to look at the expressionless Sigang Muhang: "That's right, boss! I'm awesome, do you want to see my resume?"

"...Don't use Hatake Kakashi's face to say such lively lines exclusive to Uchiha Obito."

"Cough, I'm sorry, I'm playing tricks." Shibukawa Yao hurriedly took out a small book with an 18R cover from his arms, "How is it, have you injected your soul now?"

After all, one of Kakashi's life hobbies back then was the book "Intimate Heaven" written in his spare time, just like Osamu Dazai's fanatical love of "Complete Suicide Manual".

Shiganki who caught the stem in an instant: ...

He felt that the veins on his forehead were twitching wildly, and there were so many grooves that he couldn't speak.

In the end, he still reluctantly read the resume submitted by the other party, but when he opened it, he saw all kinds of shocking horrors.

He raised his head to look at the black mist, meaning [Have you checked it?], and the latter nodded with a solemn expression, meaning that it was all true—although outsiders might not be able to see where the black mist became serious, but this It is not difficult for the leader of the enemy alliance who has worked together for many years.

His eyes stayed on the "coordinate movement" in the column of abilities for a long time, and he suddenly sneered: "Shenwei?"

Shibukawa Yao showed no stage fright, and nodded in agreement.

In "Naruto", due to the deep bond between Obito and Kakashi, the eyes of the two are almost switched.So it doesn't matter whether Obito has Kamui or Kakashi also has Kamui, it doesn't matter.

This is also the real reason why Sigang Muhang sneered.

——At this time, we are still paying attention to character design, okay.

"Since you want to join our organization, there must be a reason." He put down the information, turned his head to look at Shibukawa Yoshi who was sitting aside and read the little yellow book on the surface, but it was actually a sand sculpture.

"The reason..." Shibukawa Yao scratched his head, and slapped the book in his hand on the bar, showing a bit of frustration, "In the end, it has something to do with Master's death. After all, people as strong as Master I fell into the enemy's hands single-handedly, if a support guy like me doesn't find a more reliable organization, I'm afraid it won't take long for a professional hero to find him, right?"

Niigangmu was noncommittal, and gestured to Hei Wu to pour himself a drink with his eyes: "Then your resume said you had a good time before?"

"That's because...the master is protecting me!" The girl said happily here, suddenly paused for a few seconds, and carefully put the book away, as if she wanted to redeem some important treasure. Things——"But the master is gone, and I have to find a new way out for myself."

To be honest, this acting was guided by her family's master drama master, from the design of each movement, the pause and flow of language, the change of eyes - all are strictly trained!Shibukawa Yao didn't believe that these two guys could see that they were acting!

In fact, Sigang Muhang doesn't need to judge whether the other party is acting, he just needs to do what a leader should do.

"Then," he smiled rather strangely, scratching his neck with bloodstains, "A Fei, where is your certificate?"

——The so-called "Certificate of Voting" is a pledge of loyalty when joining an illegal group.

Shibukawa Yao stared at the young man covered in hands, and also smiled: "Boss, what kind of certificate do you want?"

"Oh... this question is thrown back to me." Shiganmu looked up helplessly and looked at Heiwu, who also smiled.

For a while, the bar was full of cheerful air.

"Okay." Sigangmu scratched the dead skin on his neck a little irritably, "You push the door and go out now, kill any passerby and come back."

The author has something to say: Brother Diao is also a Two-dimensional fan in a sense... In the original book, he called the process of attacking Uncle Ou a boss