Incorrect usage guidelines for the magic perimeter

In fact, after returning from Tokyo, Shibukawa Yao has been thinking about a question: what should I do next?

In terms of revenge, all the enemies will get lunch. In terms of family relationship, I also married a handsome wife. Not to mention in terms of career, the game studio is now developing steadily.

...It seems that there is nothing to do?

Lazy, really lazy.

Her slightly distracted mood lasted well into the night.

Osamu Dazai, leaning on the bed, was playing with a silver Zippo lighter, making a crisp sound of flicking the ignition from time to time. The fire light reflected in his iris pupils in the dark was breathtakingly beautiful.And after playing with lighters for a long time, he looked at Shibukawa Yao who was sitting beside the bed in a thinking pose: "Yao-chan, what are you thinking about?"

"I'm wondering which convenience store in Yokohama is offering [-]% off the potato chips tomorrow, so I have to stock up quickly."

Osamu Dazai: ...

No way, in such a beautiful scene, you are still thinking about half the price of potato chips.

A real handsome guy like him lying here is not as good as a few bags of potato chips!

He put the lighter on top of the bedside table rather dissatisfied, then reached out and grabbed Shibukawa Yao's pajamas back collar, gently tugged the girl, and fell on the bed in response.

Shibukawa Yoshi looked at this man suspiciously, seeing his head bowed with disheveled black hair, his eyes met her own, and he didn't understand why he was so angry.

"You've been absent-minded tonight! It's as if I'm the only one obsessed with that kind of thing..."

"Dazai, I'm sorry." Shibukawa Yao sighed.

"Even in the sage mode, the time is too long?" The black-haired man muttered, "People who don't know think that you will get up and continue to work overtime. Yao-chan is planning to leave me alone. Are you keeping an empty room?"

"I didn't work overtime..."

"It's just an example. After all, those who work overtime are all Californians." Dazai lay down limply on his side and looked at her, "Can you tell me what happened?"

Shibukawa Yao thought for a while, and told the other party about his troubles, but Dazai couldn't help laughing after hearing it: "What, what a big deal...but what Mr. California said makes sense, if you have an old mentality If you get old, it is really easy to get old.”

But when the voice changed, he continued: "—But! Even if it really gets to that point, I will still love Yao-chan!"

Shibukawa Yao blinked: "But, if we really all get old, I might switch to other handsome young guys."

Dazai Osamu's eyes instantly became extremely dangerous.

It is conceivable what kind of crime she suffered tonight because of this mentally retarded speech that did not go through her mind.

…………

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Until the next day when he woke up, Shibukawa Yo, who had a sore back, felt that he might not marry a human man, but some Irish elf.After all, according to the legend, this kind of enchanting banshee can only survive by relying on the... source of life of the opposite sex of human beings.

It's not that Dazai has no restraint in this regard after getting a legal driver's license-well, in a sense, the word "restraint" doesn't exist in this bastard's dictionary at all.

After he noticed Shibukawa Yao's love for him, he impatiently absorbed this emotion to fill the emptiness in his heart, and tested whether she would still love him through repeated temptations and awkward methods... If it was replaced by a normal When someone came over, it was estimated that the two parties had broken up long ago, but Shibukawa Yao felt that he should be fine.

——Revenge taught her to be a very patient person, and to maintain an appreciation for all the small and beautiful things in the ordinary.

She still loves her husband tolerantly and even dotingly, allowing him to be merry and pretentious and do things every day, and as always, she tolerates his various bad habits but does not allow outsiders to bully him.

After all, her name symbolizes a small sun.

Have you ever seen the light of the sun diminished by the fact that it shines on all things?

But now... the sun became a little confused because it couldn't find a new target to irradiate.

It's really distressing.

Shibukawa Yao, who was thinking about it, finally opened his eyes, and found that the dog man was hugging himself with a guilty expression, as if he was the one who was wronged.

"Yao sauce, I last night..." He tentatively apologized.

"It's okay." Shibukawa Yao patted his head, of course he chose to forgive him, "Thanks to you, I've started to have some ideas."

Dazai's expression full of routines seemed to have turned blank for a moment, but he quickly reacted, "Then...then let's continue to look for 'ideas'?"

Damn, he said just now that he has no temperance. Doesn't this prove this statement?

"Please allow me to leave." Yoshikawa pushed him away, closing his eyes, "It's time for you to go to work."

"Oh, Yao-chan, you are so cruel..."

In the end, after being coquettishly acted like a baby by her husband for a while and promised "I really didn't take what happened last night to my heart, don't be afraid", Shibukawa Yao was really annoyed and began to think about what to do if he cut this sand sculpture How much psionic energy can a man exchange for?

There must not be more than [-]. How can he match that kind of combat power.

Five thousand?It is estimated that it is a bit difficult.

About three thousand... It should be about the same, and the fluctuation range is normal, after all, the combat effectiveness of ordinary professional heroes is only at this level.

As a suicidal guy with an extremely subtle desire to survive, Osamu Dazai was extremely keenly aware that the way she looked at him seemed to have changed - the alarm sounded crazily in his mind, and he was so frightened that he quickly rolled into the toilet to brush his teeth and wash his face. Sneak out to work.

The family finally quieted down.

Uncle Mu would not come to disturb her sleep time, and would even help cook breakfast, walk the dog, teach Xiaojiu how to read and write, and so on. All in all, he is a very considerate and qualified old housekeeper.

Alas, the life of the rich is so unpretentious and boring.

In a drowsy slumber, she dreamed of the battle with Dongyun Tungo in Paradise (this is simply a disgusting nightmare), but the ending is different from the reality-she was raped by the other party. Defeated, seeing that hand wrapped in purple light was about to be smashed down, my second uncle's face was extremely ferocious.

"Yaoyao, I asked you to be my heir, but you refused...then let me see what you can do better than me!"

boom!

Something heavy was on her face.

"Nine and a half steps!"

Shibukawa Yao, who was suddenly awakened, let out a groundhog roar, and the silver-white little dragon who had succeeded in pranking her face immediately fluttered its wings in a panic and wanted to fly away, but she caught it together with the quilt. Formed into a ball, then pressed in his arms and rubbed vigorously for a long time-until Xiaolong made a pitiful squeak before he was free.

After letting go of the stinky goose that was bigger and skinier, like its godfather, Shibukawa Yao continued to sit on the bed with a blank face and meditate.

Doing better... Which aspect?

etc?It sounds like she missed something.

a very important thing.

The girl made a mistake since she debuted... She went through all the things she had experienced since she consciously awakened, and finally remembered something important that she forgot.

——Back then, Dongyun Zunwu colluded with outsiders and killed his grandfather Wu Liuyu!

That outsider is the former Emperor of the Japanese Dark Realm, AFO.

Damn it, AFO, my little cat has a deep hatred with you!You are next!

A new target of persecution has been found! !

Shibukawa Yao almost cried with joy.

She swept away her previous decadence, and ran to wash and wash in ecstasy, ready to go out to find someone to discuss this matter.It's just that in the mirror, she looked at her burning eyes with foam in her mouth, and suddenly realized something.

——She finally became the kind of person she hated most in the past who casually persecuted others.

……Harmful!What does it matter!People change, right?Moreover, there is no need to talk about the morals of the rivers and lakes when dealing with AFOs. Everyone can punish them!

Once the decision was made, Shibukawa Yao thought about it, and felt that his trip was completely justified and had a righteous name.

To avenge the villain for the sake of grandpa, who dares to say that half of it is wrong?

Anyone who dares to refute will be punished.

Besides, it's not that no one in the industry has ever persecuted this veteran. Most of Uncle Ou's most sinister struggles in his life were caused by mutual exploration and confrontation with AFO.

Shibukawa Yao immediately called Uncle Ou and made an appointment with him at the nearest free meeting time, saying that there was something important to discuss in person.

All Might agrees very nicely, and the time is set for this afternoon—even though he answers the phone while signing autographs for passing fans.

After hanging up the phone, the girl continued to eat breakfast under Uncle Mu's loving gaze.

Shibukawa Yao, who was waiting for the meal, picked up his mobile phone and sent a message to another dog-type creature at home while rubbing Douzi's dog's head and playing around.

[Me: I have found a new purpose in life. 】

The message came back almost instantly, and Osamu Dazai was definitely playing around with his mobile phone, not doing a good job.

Daily task: Feel sorry for Kunikida-kun 1/1√

[Princess and the Pea: I knew it! 】

[Princess and the Pea: I did nothing wrong last night! 】

[Princess and the Pea: Quickly praise me QAQ]

Yoshikawa:?

What?Aren't you just crazy... last night.Isn't this guy itchy enough?Want to be part of the new Psionics?

The very puzzled girl saw the other party's fourth reply in the next second.

[Princess and the Pea: I have already thought about the names of the children!Yao-chan, do you think having two is enough?I don’t think it’s enough, it’s better to gather a table of mahjong~]

Then he also sent a picture of looking through a dictionary, as if he wanted to prove what he said was true with practical actions, and he was busy thinking about what the two children's children would be called in the future.

It's a pity that the half-price potato chips and steaming brown rice tea that had been torn open on the side completely betrayed this person's nature of being a fisherman.

Yoshikawa:? ? ?

Fuck you, Osamu Dazai.

——The two of us are not thinking the same thing at all!It's worth turning you into psionic power!

The author has something to say: Dazai: Huh?What did I do wrong in naming my future kitten?

Yao Wan: I'm going to run away with Uncle Ou, goodbye.

The scumbag husband who is only worth 3000 yuan (psychic power) is already tired of playing, it is more cost-effective to go to afo, which is worth tens of thousands of dollars, to play some adult punishment games.