Incorrect usage guidelines for the magic perimeter
Chapter 212 Good News Comes
Shibukawa Yao frantically explained for a long time that the other party was not a monster but a real human being, but Mr. Cat was still dubious and narrowed his eyes: "Then why is the smell of black mud on his body so strong?"
girl: ...
How would I know, I'm not a black mud.
"He has a lingering smell of blood and conspiracy. Generally speaking, this kind of human is particularly difficult to deal with." Mr. Cat stroked his beard and said, "Stupid Shibukawa, are you sure you can handle it?"
Shibukawa Yao pondered for a moment, and found that his mind was full of cute scenes of her boyfriend acting coquettishly with her in various ways, and immediately slapped her chest: "It's fine, no problem!"
"..." Sanhuamao shook his head helplessly, "Anyway, it's good that you know in your own mind—have you brought me a souvenir?"
When it came to the last half of the sentence, its tone raised a little unconsciously.The girl immediately took out a large box of handmade snacks from her purse and handed it over. The incomparably exquisite packaging immediately made the eyes of fat cats who had never seen the big world widen.
"Bring it with you. The special products of the time-honored dim sum shop in Kyoto. Mr. Ieyasu said it was good after eating it. Madara-sama, please use it."
"Hey, idiot Shibukawa is pretty good~" Cat teacher happily gave the domineering promise, "Don't worry, if that ball of black mud monster dares to hurt you, just tell me, and I'll eat it up for you later!" he!"
Shibukawa Yo: "...Thank you."
In any case, even the black-haired man who seems suspicious to Mr. Cat is still very reliable and trustworthy in the eyes of humans.
As long as Dazai wanted to, he could flatter anyone with soft compliments, so it didn't take long for the Fujiwara couple to be coaxed into smiling faces by him, completely treating him as a nephew.Not to mention the pure and lovely Ouhuang cousin, who is no match for this kind of trash man.
Shibukawa Yao saw all this in his eyes and sighed in his heart, what would Kishi do if he encountered such a bad guy with a honeyed belly and a sword in the future...
But sometimes Natsume would hit Dazai in a daze with a straight serve, bewildered.
"Where did you and my cousin meet for the first time, Mr. Dazai?"
"This……"
At the pharmacy, your cousin was buying medicine because she was about to commit suicide.
——You can’t say that!
So Dazai smiled brightly: "It's in the aquarium! It's a very sweet beginning, isn't it?"
"Oh, that's great." Natsume was such a good boy, he believed it was true, "You must have known each other for a long time, right?"
"It's been a long time."
In fact, after careful calculation, the official relationship was less than two months before they hit a home run, and they broke up and reunited once in the middle. It is completely scumbag rhythm to say it out.
"I... I want to ask a presumptuous question, can I?"
"Please tell me, Natsume." Dazai sat upright, as if facing a formidable enemy.
Natsume Takashi tentatively said, "What do you think of Xiao Jiu's existence?"
"...I think it's really cool!"
What else can I see?Isn't there enough self-admitted hats?Or let the girlfriend go out to pick up a few more geese?
In short, the conversation between the Ouhuang youth and the black mud youth was really enjoyable, and they got along very happily.
However there was a problem with room allocation that night.
"I'm sorry, Xiao Yao." Uncle Zi said apologetically, "The ceiling over the utility room seeped water in the past two days, so we had to temporarily move the things inside to the guest room..."
The implication is that they never expected that their niece would leave the singles and bring her colleagues and boyfriends to celebrate the New Year so quickly.
At this time Natsume Takashi raised his hand, "Well... I want to say, my room can accommodate another person's bed."
"Then let Qingguang live with you." Shibukawa Yao said, and immediately turned to look at the black-haired and red-eyed boy, "Do you have any objections?"
Qingguang thought about the need to take care of the dragon eggs all the time, and since Natsume Takashi and Mr. Cat were both insiders at the time, of course there would be no objection, "Yes, no objection."
"Then Dazai-kun's words..." Aunt Tazi thought about it, "If it doesn't work, let's move the coffee table in the living room..."
Dazai was very alert when he heard it.
What?Want him to play the floor in the living room?
"Don't be so troublesome." He said quickly, "I'll just sleep with Yao Jiang."
The whole living room suddenly fell silent, and everyone (including Mr. Cat) stared at Osamu Dazai's handsome face as if nothing had happened. It seemed that there were some incredible answers written on it, and the eyes had different meanings.
Shibukawa Yoshi squeezed the teacup in his hand tightly, and found that his aunt's eyes seemed to have suddenly eaten a melon, his uncle's face was full of energy young people like you, I really can't help it, and Mr. Cat showed disgust and speechless The expression and clear light are even more shocking and inexplicable plus heartbroken.
...So the most innocent and confused Takashi Natsume is still a child?
She sighed, and just met Dazai Osamu's eyes with a hint of a smile, knowing that she had to express her opinion.
So Shikawa Yao slowly let go of the teacup in his hand: "I have no objection, he will stay in my room for a few days."
Shibukawa Yao didn't want to pay attention to this brazen man until he lay down to sleep.
Dazai hugged her from behind, rubbing his head on her neck.
"...Don't make trouble, itchy."
"Are you finally willing to talk to me?" Dazai's voice sounded particularly deep and magnetic, and the warm air in his breath brushed against the skin of the nape of her neck, itching as if a feather had been scratched, "Isn't it that you brought me here to tell They, have our relationship progressed to the point where we can meet our parents?"
The girl turned around angrily: "But! Admitting our normal relationship in front of the elders and disclosing that we have already hit a home run are two completely different concepts!"
"Oh? What's the difference?" Dazai still smiled and kissed her eyebrows.
Shibukawa Yao didn't want to say it at first, but he couldn't stand being kissed by this bastard until his whole body became hot, so he said angrily, "It's because my shame will explode!"
"...I can make you explode right now~"
The sexy whispers and shallow laughter of the lover close at hand are like the temptation of the devil, Shibukawa Yao feels that he is going to be hard...fist is hard.
But she still looked at each other very coldly.
Let's get down to business!Don't try to make jokes about other topics!
Dazai felt hairy all over when she looked at him, and finally had no choice but to raise his hand in surrender and apologize: "I'm sorry, I won't be like this in the future."
——Which elder do you want to disclose this kind of thing to in the future!
Shibukawa Yao was so angry that he scolded him again, and got a sweet apology and 10 minutes of flirting, and then his anger was miraculously calmed down.
Well, she wasn't really angry, she was just too shy for a moment.
Although most people will default that when a couple reaches the level of being able to "meet their parents", most of them have already driven a car, but there is still a certain difference between admitting and acquiescing.
"By the way, Yao-chan, when I was chatting with my aunt just now, I knew that you lived here for a while." Dazai said suddenly, "Don't you think... it would be very exciting to play ♂ here?"
I rely on!You bastard with nothing but color in your head!
"No," Shibukawa Yao was speechless, "The sound insulation effect of the old house is not good. I don't want to be stared at by my uncles with weird eyes when I wake up tomorrow morning... And you promised me that I would try my best to be patient before going out!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Dazai looked at her with pitiful eyes, "My self-control has returned to zero."
No fucking self-control at all, right?
"Can you help me?" He continued to ask pitifully.
"No, good night."
Dazai exclaimed, "How cruel!"
Shibukawa Yao rolled his eyes, the cruel person is you!Don't let me continue to ruin the image of a pure and good girl in front of my elders!
Although she kills and sets fire to earn psionic energy, she knows that she is a good rich woman.
Here I have to talk about a problem. Since this room was prepared by the Fujiwara couple for the adolescent girl Shibukawa Yo alone, plus the limitation of the indoor area, of course it is impossible to make a comfortable double bed... Therefore, the floor is laid on tatami.Therefore, the tatami itself is not very big, which has led to the fact that when two adults sleep on it, they have to lean against each other so as not to roll over and down the steps.
Although the lights have been turned off, Shibukawa Yao still couldn't help rolling his eyes when he felt "forced" to hug his boyfriend tightly like an octopus.
"The tatami is so hard..." Dazai saw that the previous entreaties didn't work, so he simply changed his strategy and continued to pester her coquettishly.
Shibukawa Yao said helplessly, "This room has been unoccupied for several years."
"But Yao-chan, you are so soft when you hug her." The person coquettishly said in a softer tone.
"..."
Talk more if you can talk.
Which girl doesn't like the sweet talk of her lover?Shibukawa Yao is not exempt from customs.
She finally let out a long sigh, raised her hand and slapped the wall, the electromagnetic position flashed away in the darkness.
This is a silent measure.
Dazai suddenly laughed meaningfully, he knew what occasion this trick was used for - it's not that it hasn't been used before!
However, when the two looked at each other affectionately, Shibukawa Yoshi's expression suddenly became stiff, and he captured some abnormal information domineeringly.
"What, what's the matter?" Osamu Dazai, who was still full of expectations, also became confused.
"No..." The girl's complexion changed, "Qing Guang is right outside the door!"
"What?!" Dazai exclaimed in a low voice, mistakenly thinking that Toujian Fusangshen was coming to chop off his boyfriend who was greedy for his master's body.
However, Shibukawa Yao swept away the previous wind, turned over and lifted the quilt, released the electromagnetic force field, and opened the wooden door: "What happened!"
As expected, California Qingguang was standing outside the door and was about to knock on the door. It was not surprising to see her suddenly appear, but he said anxiously and in a low voice: "Xiao Jiu's shell has cracked!"
"Oh! Go and see, go and see!"
The two masters and servants in pajamas immediately ran out the door, and the place they passed was silent.
Osamu Dazai who was thrown on the bed and still confused:? ? ?
what's the situation?Aren't you going to do something exciting and happy with your girlfriend...
Just when he was wondering, Shibukawa Yao finally remembered the boyfriend who had been left out - it would have been impossible if the godfather hadn't been there when Xiao Jiu was born!So she immediately turned around and came back, picked up both the person and the quilt, and ran out the door!
Osamu Dazai, who was hugged and run away by his girlfriend like a piece of sushi sandwich, but didn't dare to ask why: ...
He is so weak.jpg
The author has something to say: Your goose is about to be born, Mr. Dazai, isn’t this thing happy and exciting enough?
girl: ...
How would I know, I'm not a black mud.
"He has a lingering smell of blood and conspiracy. Generally speaking, this kind of human is particularly difficult to deal with." Mr. Cat stroked his beard and said, "Stupid Shibukawa, are you sure you can handle it?"
Shibukawa Yao pondered for a moment, and found that his mind was full of cute scenes of her boyfriend acting coquettishly with her in various ways, and immediately slapped her chest: "It's fine, no problem!"
"..." Sanhuamao shook his head helplessly, "Anyway, it's good that you know in your own mind—have you brought me a souvenir?"
When it came to the last half of the sentence, its tone raised a little unconsciously.The girl immediately took out a large box of handmade snacks from her purse and handed it over. The incomparably exquisite packaging immediately made the eyes of fat cats who had never seen the big world widen.
"Bring it with you. The special products of the time-honored dim sum shop in Kyoto. Mr. Ieyasu said it was good after eating it. Madara-sama, please use it."
"Hey, idiot Shibukawa is pretty good~" Cat teacher happily gave the domineering promise, "Don't worry, if that ball of black mud monster dares to hurt you, just tell me, and I'll eat it up for you later!" he!"
Shibukawa Yo: "...Thank you."
In any case, even the black-haired man who seems suspicious to Mr. Cat is still very reliable and trustworthy in the eyes of humans.
As long as Dazai wanted to, he could flatter anyone with soft compliments, so it didn't take long for the Fujiwara couple to be coaxed into smiling faces by him, completely treating him as a nephew.Not to mention the pure and lovely Ouhuang cousin, who is no match for this kind of trash man.
Shibukawa Yao saw all this in his eyes and sighed in his heart, what would Kishi do if he encountered such a bad guy with a honeyed belly and a sword in the future...
But sometimes Natsume would hit Dazai in a daze with a straight serve, bewildered.
"Where did you and my cousin meet for the first time, Mr. Dazai?"
"This……"
At the pharmacy, your cousin was buying medicine because she was about to commit suicide.
——You can’t say that!
So Dazai smiled brightly: "It's in the aquarium! It's a very sweet beginning, isn't it?"
"Oh, that's great." Natsume was such a good boy, he believed it was true, "You must have known each other for a long time, right?"
"It's been a long time."
In fact, after careful calculation, the official relationship was less than two months before they hit a home run, and they broke up and reunited once in the middle. It is completely scumbag rhythm to say it out.
"I... I want to ask a presumptuous question, can I?"
"Please tell me, Natsume." Dazai sat upright, as if facing a formidable enemy.
Natsume Takashi tentatively said, "What do you think of Xiao Jiu's existence?"
"...I think it's really cool!"
What else can I see?Isn't there enough self-admitted hats?Or let the girlfriend go out to pick up a few more geese?
In short, the conversation between the Ouhuang youth and the black mud youth was really enjoyable, and they got along very happily.
However there was a problem with room allocation that night.
"I'm sorry, Xiao Yao." Uncle Zi said apologetically, "The ceiling over the utility room seeped water in the past two days, so we had to temporarily move the things inside to the guest room..."
The implication is that they never expected that their niece would leave the singles and bring her colleagues and boyfriends to celebrate the New Year so quickly.
At this time Natsume Takashi raised his hand, "Well... I want to say, my room can accommodate another person's bed."
"Then let Qingguang live with you." Shibukawa Yao said, and immediately turned to look at the black-haired and red-eyed boy, "Do you have any objections?"
Qingguang thought about the need to take care of the dragon eggs all the time, and since Natsume Takashi and Mr. Cat were both insiders at the time, of course there would be no objection, "Yes, no objection."
"Then Dazai-kun's words..." Aunt Tazi thought about it, "If it doesn't work, let's move the coffee table in the living room..."
Dazai was very alert when he heard it.
What?Want him to play the floor in the living room?
"Don't be so troublesome." He said quickly, "I'll just sleep with Yao Jiang."
The whole living room suddenly fell silent, and everyone (including Mr. Cat) stared at Osamu Dazai's handsome face as if nothing had happened. It seemed that there were some incredible answers written on it, and the eyes had different meanings.
Shibukawa Yoshi squeezed the teacup in his hand tightly, and found that his aunt's eyes seemed to have suddenly eaten a melon, his uncle's face was full of energy young people like you, I really can't help it, and Mr. Cat showed disgust and speechless The expression and clear light are even more shocking and inexplicable plus heartbroken.
...So the most innocent and confused Takashi Natsume is still a child?
She sighed, and just met Dazai Osamu's eyes with a hint of a smile, knowing that she had to express her opinion.
So Shikawa Yao slowly let go of the teacup in his hand: "I have no objection, he will stay in my room for a few days."
Shibukawa Yao didn't want to pay attention to this brazen man until he lay down to sleep.
Dazai hugged her from behind, rubbing his head on her neck.
"...Don't make trouble, itchy."
"Are you finally willing to talk to me?" Dazai's voice sounded particularly deep and magnetic, and the warm air in his breath brushed against the skin of the nape of her neck, itching as if a feather had been scratched, "Isn't it that you brought me here to tell They, have our relationship progressed to the point where we can meet our parents?"
The girl turned around angrily: "But! Admitting our normal relationship in front of the elders and disclosing that we have already hit a home run are two completely different concepts!"
"Oh? What's the difference?" Dazai still smiled and kissed her eyebrows.
Shibukawa Yao didn't want to say it at first, but he couldn't stand being kissed by this bastard until his whole body became hot, so he said angrily, "It's because my shame will explode!"
"...I can make you explode right now~"
The sexy whispers and shallow laughter of the lover close at hand are like the temptation of the devil, Shibukawa Yao feels that he is going to be hard...fist is hard.
But she still looked at each other very coldly.
Let's get down to business!Don't try to make jokes about other topics!
Dazai felt hairy all over when she looked at him, and finally had no choice but to raise his hand in surrender and apologize: "I'm sorry, I won't be like this in the future."
——Which elder do you want to disclose this kind of thing to in the future!
Shibukawa Yao was so angry that he scolded him again, and got a sweet apology and 10 minutes of flirting, and then his anger was miraculously calmed down.
Well, she wasn't really angry, she was just too shy for a moment.
Although most people will default that when a couple reaches the level of being able to "meet their parents", most of them have already driven a car, but there is still a certain difference between admitting and acquiescing.
"By the way, Yao-chan, when I was chatting with my aunt just now, I knew that you lived here for a while." Dazai said suddenly, "Don't you think... it would be very exciting to play ♂ here?"
I rely on!You bastard with nothing but color in your head!
"No," Shibukawa Yao was speechless, "The sound insulation effect of the old house is not good. I don't want to be stared at by my uncles with weird eyes when I wake up tomorrow morning... And you promised me that I would try my best to be patient before going out!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Dazai looked at her with pitiful eyes, "My self-control has returned to zero."
No fucking self-control at all, right?
"Can you help me?" He continued to ask pitifully.
"No, good night."
Dazai exclaimed, "How cruel!"
Shibukawa Yao rolled his eyes, the cruel person is you!Don't let me continue to ruin the image of a pure and good girl in front of my elders!
Although she kills and sets fire to earn psionic energy, she knows that she is a good rich woman.
Here I have to talk about a problem. Since this room was prepared by the Fujiwara couple for the adolescent girl Shibukawa Yo alone, plus the limitation of the indoor area, of course it is impossible to make a comfortable double bed... Therefore, the floor is laid on tatami.Therefore, the tatami itself is not very big, which has led to the fact that when two adults sleep on it, they have to lean against each other so as not to roll over and down the steps.
Although the lights have been turned off, Shibukawa Yao still couldn't help rolling his eyes when he felt "forced" to hug his boyfriend tightly like an octopus.
"The tatami is so hard..." Dazai saw that the previous entreaties didn't work, so he simply changed his strategy and continued to pester her coquettishly.
Shibukawa Yao said helplessly, "This room has been unoccupied for several years."
"But Yao-chan, you are so soft when you hug her." The person coquettishly said in a softer tone.
"..."
Talk more if you can talk.
Which girl doesn't like the sweet talk of her lover?Shibukawa Yao is not exempt from customs.
She finally let out a long sigh, raised her hand and slapped the wall, the electromagnetic position flashed away in the darkness.
This is a silent measure.
Dazai suddenly laughed meaningfully, he knew what occasion this trick was used for - it's not that it hasn't been used before!
However, when the two looked at each other affectionately, Shibukawa Yoshi's expression suddenly became stiff, and he captured some abnormal information domineeringly.
"What, what's the matter?" Osamu Dazai, who was still full of expectations, also became confused.
"No..." The girl's complexion changed, "Qing Guang is right outside the door!"
"What?!" Dazai exclaimed in a low voice, mistakenly thinking that Toujian Fusangshen was coming to chop off his boyfriend who was greedy for his master's body.
However, Shibukawa Yao swept away the previous wind, turned over and lifted the quilt, released the electromagnetic force field, and opened the wooden door: "What happened!"
As expected, California Qingguang was standing outside the door and was about to knock on the door. It was not surprising to see her suddenly appear, but he said anxiously and in a low voice: "Xiao Jiu's shell has cracked!"
"Oh! Go and see, go and see!"
The two masters and servants in pajamas immediately ran out the door, and the place they passed was silent.
Osamu Dazai who was thrown on the bed and still confused:? ? ?
what's the situation?Aren't you going to do something exciting and happy with your girlfriend...
Just when he was wondering, Shibukawa Yao finally remembered the boyfriend who had been left out - it would have been impossible if the godfather hadn't been there when Xiao Jiu was born!So she immediately turned around and came back, picked up both the person and the quilt, and ran out the door!
Osamu Dazai, who was hugged and run away by his girlfriend like a piece of sushi sandwich, but didn't dare to ask why: ...
He is so weak.jpg
The author has something to say: Your goose is about to be born, Mr. Dazai, isn’t this thing happy and exciting enough?
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