Incorrect usage guidelines for the magic perimeter

On the night of returning from Karakura Town, after returning to the manor to taste Uncle Mu's dinner skills, Shibukawa Yo went on a date without stopping.

When Osamu Dazai, who was staying at home reading a book, turned his head and saw his girlfriend sitting on the balcony railing, he was a little hesitant to open the door.

"I really don't have a single drop left!" Dazai said aggrievedly after opening the balcony door, "I also need to rest, obviously we will be at Butei's gate tomorrow morning..."

Shibukawa Yao's face turned red, and he didn't know whether he was angry or ashamed, "Asshole! Don't drive as soon as we meet!"

"What, didn't you ask me to drive? Then I don't worry."

"...You speak like a ghost, if you don't want to see me, just tell me."

"I'm just kidding, how can there be such a cute monster like you." Dazai smiled and stretched out his hand to hug the girl off the railing, and Shibukawa Yoshio took advantage of the situation and threw himself into his arms and rubbed her.

Ah, it's a familiar taste, happy.

Dazai was keenly aware of her strange mood, and immediately asked, "What's the matter?"

"I heard a story today, a love story full of failure and regret." Shibukawa Yao said in a low voice, "After listening to it, I decided to cherish you."

The black-haired man was silent for a moment, and suddenly laughed heartily and happily: "It should have been like this a long time ago! Come and cherish me!"

"Okay, take off the bandage."

"...Don't you? I really have everything today..."

"You are really annoying." Shibukawa Yao thumped his shoulder, but still couldn't help laughing, "Let's go, go to the movies! A normal date!"

Recently, a new domestic horror film was released called "Sadako vs. Godzilla".

Just hearing the title is enough to shock people.

Shibukawa Yao bought two tickets like a rich woman, and when he turned around, he found that his boyfriend had already bought both ice kakuro and popcorn.

Very self-conscious, very cute, but there is also a certain problem...

"Hey, do you drink iced Coke in winter? Are you not afraid of stomach pain?"

Then Osamu Dazai took out a cup of hot milk tea from his arms like a magic trick: "Here's the iced cola, I'll drink this!"

Shibukawa Yo: "..."

Buying cold drinks for my girlfriend in winter, you are such a witty and considerate boyfriend, Mr. Dazai.

Anyway, they happily watched horror movies together.

When Sadako came out.

"Hey, it's scary!"

When Godzilla makes an appearance.

"Oh, it's so scary!"

When Sadako and Godzilla fight.

"My God, I can't even look at it!"

Don't get me wrong, the above exclamations were all from Dazai.

Shibukawa Yao himself was biting two straws calmly, drinking drinks on the left and the right, sucking on the left side if he wanted a hot drink, and sucking on the right side if he wanted a cold drink, with a sticky boyfriend nestled in his arms.

While Dazai was acting like a spoiled child, she almost ate up the popcorn.

Dazai: ...

Is there something wrong with this person?Is the first reaction of a normal person when facing a lover's throwing arms is to steal all the other's snacks and drinks?

But no matter what, they still finished watching the horror movie, and Shibukawa Yoshi hiccupped a little when he came out.

The girl looked up at the midnight schedule on the cinema screen, and then looked at her boyfriend: "Next?"

Osamu Dazai looked at her blankly, and suddenly laughed: "Watching ghost movies all night?"

"That's right! Play all night!" Shikawa Kato also laughed happily.

"Come here." Osamu Dazai opened his hands, as if to hug her, "givemefive!"

Snapped!

The two happily clapped their hands like children agreeing.

So whether a thing is boring or not sometimes does not depend on the thing itself, but whether the person who is willing to accompany the experience is interesting.

The next few days were very peaceful, without any accidents, as if the magnificence of this year had finally come to an end.

Shibukawa Yao discovered that there is a swimming pool in the pastoral garden - it is a swimming pool in summer, and it can be turned into a hot spring in winter - after soaking in it and enjoying the invincible sea view, she jumped in and floated like a fish in water .

She doesn't have to worry about anything at all, Qing Guang is the work assistant who will handle all kinds of chores, Uncle Mu will provide all kinds of super delicious snacks and snacks, Yunshen will assist Uncle Mu in managing the manor in the new era, and there will be black mud cute animals to help at night warm bed.

Everything is fun.

The rich woman and kitty are so happy to leave.

Shibukawa Yao decided to invite his friends to come to his manor for vacation after the Chinese New Year, but as for when to tell his boyfriend about it, he had to pick a good time.

——How do I know if he loves me or my money.jpg

On Christmas Day, Shibukawa Yao, who had eaten the Christmas dinner, was about to go out to play with cute animals when Uncle Mu called him over.

"Master, the young master is going to be born in a few days, please pay more attention."

The girl hesitated for a few seconds before remembering that the "eldest young master" was talking about the nine and a half steps of the dragon egg.

Guigui, Uncle Mu's mentality is too good.

"I know, Uncle Mu! I'll be back tomorrow morning!"

So the old housekeeper and Douzi stood at the cold and windy doorway, watching Shibukawa Yao teleport and disappear.

"Oh, she's so cute." Uncle Mu smiled to himself, "You really deserve to be the master's descendant. Right, Douzi."

Although Douzi couldn't understand what he was saying, he still called out cutely: "Wow!"

That night, Shibukawa Yo played Gwent with her boyfriend all night.

"Dazai, can you play Gwent?"

"Are you talking about the card game created in the "Witcher" game?" Dazai scratched his head with an innocent expression, "No way."

"It's very simple, I'll teach you!"

Gwent cards are easy to learn but difficult to master.But no matter how difficult it is, it is harder for smart people.

Dazai, who quickly mastered the basic rules of the Gwent card game, asked her why she wanted to hone her card skills recently while playing cards, and the result was that Shibukawa Yao was expected to participate in next year's global Gwent card online competition.

Fine.

As a boyfriend, what else can I do, of course it is as a sparring partner.

As we all know, playing cards is a difficult sport, and the movie Gambler series has shown us the profundity of it.Playing Gwent not only requires brains, but also uses actions, words, and demeanor to interfere with and confuse the opponent's information. In addition, the heating in the room is fully turned on, and soon the two of them are sweating, disheveled, and difficult to solve. point.

... Anyway, that's what I said.

Until finally lying down to sleep exhausted, Shibukawa Yao finally remembered an important thing.

"Dazai."

"Ok?"

"How do you plan to spend the Chinese New Year this year?"

Today is December 12th, Christmas, and the Japanese New Year is less than a week away. Even the Armed Detective Agency is already on holiday, otherwise Shibukawa Yao would not dare to catch her boyfriend's all-night wave.

In this dimly lit room, the girl saw the eyes of the person next to her pillow half-opened and half-closed, and asked in a nonchalant manner, "Well... How are you doing Yao-chan?"

All right.This stupid, lonely man didn't even want to mention the New Year. He probably spent the New Year alone in previous years.

Shikawa Yao had a solid idea in his mind, and immediately asked tentatively: "If you are free...would you like to go back to Yayuan with me?"

"... Yahara?" Dazai repeated subconsciously, and suddenly realized something, "You want to take me to meet the parents?"

Shibukawa Yao smiled shyly, "How about it, are you going or not?"

The black-haired man opened his eyes, and his beautiful, deep kite-colored eyes stared at her quietly for a moment. There were complex emotions Shibukawa Yoshi had never seen in those eyes, as if he wanted to laugh but didn't know how to express it Joy——Suddenly Osamu Dazai leaned over and kissed her forehead very affectionately.

"go."

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12 month 28 day.

On this day, it has snowed in most parts of Japan, and Yokohama is no exception.Osamu Dazai was finally forced to take off his favorite windbreaker and put on a warmer gray down jacket.To be honest, he felt like a gray penguin, and then he held his girlfriend in his arms and let her step on his instep-only to be chased and beaten all over the room.

"You still want to be my father? Dazai, just dream!"

As we all know, in the extremely cold Antarctic zone, the way penguin fathers raise their little penguins is to put their cubs on the backs of their feet, and use their belly and hair to protect them from the wind.

Dazai, who failed to be a father, ran away laughing wildly while being pinned down on the carpet to be tickled, and finally rolled on the ground laughing.

Leaving aside the happy daily life of sand sculptures with her boyfriend, because she promised her aunt's family to celebrate the New Year at their house this year, Shibukawa Yao has nothing to do, so she brought Longdan Xiaojiu and California Qingguang with her.

Osamu Dazai looked very speechless, he couldn't figure out why there would always be strange guys getting involved in his affairs with Yao-chan.

But Shibukawa Yao knew that breaking the shell of the dragon egg should be a matter of these few days, so he didn't dare to let it leave him too far.As for classmate Qing Guangguang... He is Xiao Jiu's nanny, so what if he doesn't take him with him.

Anyway, Douzi and Yunshen are staying in the pastoral garden to spend the New Year with Uncle Mu, so they won't be too lonely...it should be.

As soon as Aunt Toko opened the door, she saw Yoshiki Shibukawa, her niece "colleague" Kiyomitsu Kali, who she had seen last time, dragging a suitcase, and a handsome thin guy smiling at her beside her niece.

"Excuse me?"

The sense of joy quickly occupied the heart of Aunt Tazi, a middle-aged woman who instinctively loves all gossip news. The boy who can be brought home by Xiao Yao on such an important festival must not be an ordinary relationship, right?

Osamu Dazai smiled slightly, he looked very normal, he looked like a dog, he looked like a well-behaved and reliable person who had been strictly trained before going out and was not allowed to speak casually.

"Hi aunt, I'm Dazai Osamu, Yao-chan's boyfriend. Please give me your advice when we meet for the first time."

"Oh... oh! I'm Xiaoyao's aunt Fujiwara Toko, welcome to be your guest, Dazai-kun!"

Fortunately, in front of the elders at this moment, Dazai didn't say any flirty words, let alone make any flirtatious operations, but politely gave him a gift before entering the house to rest.

My aunt looked at the two handsome men, one older and one younger, entering the house one after another in confusion, and quickly pulled Shibukawa Yao over and asked in a low voice, "I can understand Dazai-kun, but why did California-kun follow along?"

Shibukawa Yao quickly switched to a sad face that empathized with him: "The kid Qingguang lost his parents at a young age. I only found out about it during the Chinese New Year this year. Looking at him, I thought of myself... If my aunt doesn't If you welcome..."

Tazi was very sympathetic at first, then was taken aback, and flatly denied: "Why don't you welcome him! Since this is the case with Mr. California, let him celebrate the New Year with us!"

Shibukawa Yo, who had settled his aunt, then entered the room, and found that his boyfriend was chatting with his uncle in a very normal and polite way, while Kiyomitsu was more familiar with the situation, and went to play with Natsume Takashi when he entered the door.

At this time, a fat three-colored cat suddenly appeared at the stairs, and when it saw no one around, it opened its mouth and shouted: "Idiot Shibukawa, why do you find a monster full of black mud to be your boyfriend?" !"

——You really bring something unusual every time!

Yoshikawa:? ? ?

The author has something to say: It is known that Mr. Cat is very strong.

It is known that the strong disdain to lie.

Therefore, it can be deduced that what Teacher Cat said is true—Dazai is a monster!

Ps: play ♂ cards.