Incorrect usage guidelines for the magic perimeter

When he woke up the next day, Yoshi Shibukawa felt not only a little backache, but also a headache... It was as if he was forced to lose sleep until five in the morning after drinking twenty cups of coffee the night before, only to die an hour later. It's like getting up and going to work.

But in this kind of soft and thick quilt that makes people feel full of security in winter, it is completely understandable to want to stay in bed, right?

Shibukawa Yao yawned silently, while naturally looking at her boyfriend who was sleeping on the other side - and then she opened her mouth in embarrassment in the next second, because this guy didn't know how long he had been awake!And didn't make any sound, just lay there without saying a word and looked at her all the time!

"Are you going to scare me to death?"

She felt that she was going to be scared out of trouble early in the morning.

"Eh?" Dazai questioned in a sticky tone, "I thought looking at you like this would make Yao-chan feel my love."

Shibukawa Yao retorted very bluntly: "No, if I wake up and see that you have already cooked breakfast-this will make me feel more loved. Your behavior of staying in bed like this makes me feel warmer in the bed Besides, it has no other effect."

"...Ah, isn't it enough to keep the bed warm in the winter? It's very greedy, Yao-chan." The black-haired man started his daily persecution of girlfriends with a smile, and then squeezed over to hug her Tight her, rubbing his head on the girl's neck affectionately, "But you really did that last night, you were crying and begging..."

"Enough! Don't say it!"

"Well, if you don't say it, don't say it."

After finally stopping the outspoken idiot boyfriend, Shibukawa Yao couldn't help but blush.

What the hell, what was said in different occasions can be said casually in other occasions!Don’t you know that those words are simply MAX of shame when you listen to them in normal times?

The two of them continued to lie down without talking for a long time, Shibukawa Yoshi let himself be hugged like a pillow in a drowsy state, until the sound of "tuk-tuk" came from outside the window.

"What's the sound..." Osamu Dazai said doubtfully, after all, his rental house was not on the ground floor.

But seeing the expression on the girl's face [Don't disturb me, I'm sleepy], he obediently lifted the quilt, climbed over the window sill and opened some curtains.

A drone is floating outside the window, clutching a mobile phone below.That mobile phone was exactly what Osamu Dazai threw in the living room last night.

"Good morning, Mr. Dazai, you look more handsome without bandages." The drone issued Yunshen's lingering artificial intelligence voice, and the blunt and cold praise made people feel embarrassed every minute, "Your My colleague, Mr. Kunikida Doppo, has called you seventeen times in the past hour, and I think that if this continues, there is a great chance that he will break into your mansion and disturb your mother's rest..."

Osamu Dazai: ...

By the way, are you a little too "intelligent"?Well, he understood why his girlfriend asked him to leave all his electronic devices outside last night.

"Yunshen!" Shibukawa Yao shouted in dissatisfaction, "You brat, where did you steal the drone again?"

"Mother, this is your drone." Yunshen was very humble, as if he didn't notice the master's dissatisfaction at all, "Yunshen just slightly modified the control of the machine."

"..."

Shibukawa Yo didn't want to answer anymore, she pulled the quilt to cover her head, and said vaguely: "Dazai, send him away."

"Okay." The black-haired man reluctantly opened a gap in the window, and the cold wind rushed in, bringing a temperature completely different from the warm indoor temperature... He quickly grabbed the drone and delivered it to himself mobile phone, and waved away this annoying artificial intelligence.

"Then I wish you and your mother a happy and healthy day, and leave."

After all, the drone turned and flew away towards the other side of the building.

Osamu Dazai grabbed the cell phone that was as cold as ice, and watched the drone fly away speechlessly. After closing the window, he quickly crawled back into bed, "Has it always been like this?"

"Well, it's always been like this." Shibukawa Yoichi grasped the frozen fingers of the other party, trying to warm them up, "A stupid child who is curious about human life but has no malicious intentions."

"Sounds like the main reserve army of brats in some urban legend." Dazai replied happily as he let himself be clenched by someone's hand.It wasn't until he felt a little warmer that he picked up the not-so-cold cell phone and turned it on—good guy, that crazy man in Kunikida actually gave him 1 missed calls in just one hour .The latest one was just [-] minute ago, but unfortunately the phone was in silent mode and he didn't notice it at all just now.

...and I was busy chatting with my girlfriend just now, who has time to deal with single dog creatures.

Dazai lazily dialed back: "Good morning..."

"Morning!" Kunikida's angry scolding could be heard even if the speaker was not turned on, Shibukawa Yoshi who was nestled aside, "Did you forget that we are going to investigate the Christmas tree factory murder today! Bastard, how late are you? gone?"

Dazai's answer was as usual, "Kunikida-kun, you always have such a bad temper when you talk, but it's hard to find a girlfriend~"

"Idiot! My love and marriage plan has already been arranged... No, why are you cursing me!"

"Well, I didn't curse you, after all, I'm telling the truth—do you have a girlfriend now, Kunikida-kun? If so, I'll apologize to you right away, it's perfectly fine!"

"... Dazai Osamu, you are dead."

Kunikida, who was repeatedly stepped on by thunder, hung up the phone mercilessly.

After the happy and loving phone call ended, Shibukawa Yao opened his half-closed eyes and asked, "Why are you bullying him?"

"Kunikida-kun is very funny." Dazai said that it would not be an exaggeration to be shot to death by his colleagues on the spot, and then began to act like a spoiled child, "And you and I are lying here, Yao-chan, He wants me to leave you! It's too much!"

...Don't beat him up, Kunikida is already very pitiful.

"He said it like a rich man who is good at beating mandarin ducks." Shibukawa Yao smiled and turned over and kissed the man's cheek, "Hey, let's go to work. The Christmas tree factory needs you, Mr. Dazai, a famous detective."

"Wooooow." Dazai asked softly, like a puppy barking, "Really?"

... This man is so cute it's a foul.

Shibukawa Yao thought, while hooking the other party's neck, hugged him and kissed him violently.

"Really, go to work, finish early and come back early, I will have dinner with you tonight."

Osamu Dazai, who was dizzy from being kissed but elated, nodded frantically when he heard this: "Okay!"

"I'll go back and buy vegetables first. What do you want to eat tonight?"

"Crab! It would be even better if there was wine—Yao sauce, can you steal a few bottles from Chuya's underground wine cellar? Let me tell you, I've wanted to do this for a long time..."

"No. And I'm starting to feel sorry for Mr. Chuya."

So Osamu Dazai, who was reluctantly coaxed by his girlfriend to go to work, finally changed his clothes obediently and went out.

While letting Shibukawa Yao help him tie the scarf, he also complained loudly: "Kunikida-kun who asked people to go to work early is really a nuisance!"

Shibukawa Yo: "..."

She didn't want to complain about it anymore.

"By the way, Yaochan," the black-haired man noticed the scarf around his neck, "The handwork is very good, did you weave this yourself?"

Shibukawa Yao smiled slightly, without the self-consciousness of a qualified girlfriend: "It's Kiyomitsu."

——California Qingguang woke up and realized that the weather had become too cold, so he knit scarves for all family members as quickly as possible.

Whether it's the girl herself, or the dog Douzi or the dragon egg, they all got new scarves.Now Ah Dan is lying in the red scarf, lazily playing with Douzi every day.

Osamu Dazai: ...

He felt that his girlfriend's expression when she said this was like a typical pig's hoof.

"This is the scarf that Mr. California gave you? Would it be embarrassing for me to accept it..." He pretended to evade.

"It's okay, it's cold outside today, you use it first, and I'll ask him to weave a new one for me later, and it'll be fine."

"That's it."

Okay, Osamu Dazai was convinced that his girlfriend was still scum in some ways.But he still happily hugged her for a long time before putting on his shoes and going out.

Shibukawa Yo stood at the door and watched him leave with a smile on his face.

"Be careful on the road, don't slip and fall when you walk."

"Got it." Dazai clearly enjoyed the concern, "I'll be back early tonight."

"Ah!" Shibukawa Yao suddenly slapped his head, "Wait a minute, I almost forgot to ask you something."

The dark-haired man turned around and asked patiently, "What's the matter?"

"If I want to buy a manor in Yokohama, where do you recommend?"

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

"Manor?" He was amused, "How big is it? Fifty square meters or one hundred square meters?"

The girl also laughed, "I don't know, but it should be bigger."

He even said it soundly.

As a boyfriend, especially the boyfriend whose relationship between the two had grown by leaps and bounds last night, Osamu Dazai felt that she was very cute when she joked seriously.So he got in too.

"Um... do you have a map?"

"Yes." Shibukawa Yao showed him the navigation map on his phone.

So Dazai solemnly circled a few places and told her, "These places are good. Many local rich people will buy private villas and manors in these places, and it's not far from Butei!"

Shibukawa Yao still nodded intently: "I see, you can go."

The black-haired man who originally thought it was a joke began to feel something was wrong, "Wait, don't you really want to..."

The girl narrowed her eyes and smiled: "I'm just kidding."

It was indeed a joke. It was okay to start a game studio with the little money on hand. In fact, she couldn't afford any manor.

——I can only wait for Brother Compass to give me one.

Seeing that Osamu Dazai left in doubt, the girl took a look inside the house, temporarily restrained the urge to play games, and decided to go back to her home in Tokyo first.

A few minutes later, Ka Qingguang, who was wearing duck pajamas, brought her breakfast while yawning.

"Why are you so sleepy?"

Shibukawa Yao was very puzzled, you must know that last night she was... ahem, after a hard night, she didn't feel clear and looked tired.

Fu Sangshen put down the iron plate containing the breakfast, and reluctantly took out a mask and began to apply it.

"What else can I do... As soon as I heard that you are not at home, the young masters of our family still have a carnival."

As he spoke, he also glanced at the puppy lying at the feet of the owner begging for cuddling. Douzi showed the expression of being timid and doing something wrong as usual.

The girl's face turned black.

"Xiao Jiu! Yunshen! Don't bring bad beans!"

She rushes into the room to grab the egg, but misses it—a drone grabs the egg and flies away through the window.

Shibukawa Yo: "..."

The relationship between the two brothers is very good, right?Don't come back if you have the ability!

The author has something to say: Yun Shen: Where do you want to go, my lord?

Xiaojiu: Natsume's house.

Yunshen: It's too far away, not enough electricity.

Xiao Jiu: Then go fuck my godfather.

Yunshen: OK.