Incorrect usage guidelines for the magic perimeter

It is impossible to take a walk, and it is impossible to walk in this life.It's not the middle-aged and elderly relatives and friends in the circle of friends who walk tens of thousands of steps every day. Young people don't prefer this kind of exercise.

Shibukawa Yao found himself walking, and was abducted by her boyfriend to go downstairs to his house unknowingly.

"Since you're here, why don't you sit up?" Osamu Dazai asked tentatively.

The girl squinted at the incompetent guide for a few seconds before she said, "...Sir, you have something different in mind."

"hey-hey."

The dark-haired man smiled shamelessly.

Shibukawa Yao always felt like he was being tricked, but for a while he couldn't see where the trap was.As a result, the moment her boyfriend opened the door of the house, she widened her eyes in shock, and opened her mouth like a groundhog standing on the railing: "Ah----!!!"

The sound even brightened the voice-activated lights in the entire corridor.

"Ah, I know Yao-chan, you are very happy, but keep your voice down." Dazai quickly grabbed her wrist and led her in, "It's not good to be complained about disturbing the people."

"Wow." Yao Shibukawa nodded obediently and subconsciously let out the sound of a small animal, quickly took off his shoes and jumped into her boyfriend's house, even jumping into the living room without even having time to change the new slippers.

The decor of the place was very different from when she first came back.

Although the computer desk is still very huge, and the display screen placed on it is still not replaced, but... Dazai laid a soft down carpet in front of the TV!There is also a kotatsu just for winter!

Best of all - there's a whole bunch of brand new gaming gear piling up on the ground!

The latest PS6 game console on the market, a full set of switch equipment, Nintendo handhelds, VR glasses and sensors, additional projectors and ultra-clear screens, genuine controllers, and several large bags of game discs that I didn’t even have time to unpack!

This scene is tantamount to heaven for any game dead house!

Drunk and dreamy!

It's no wonder Shibukawa Yao let out a shocked groundhog roar when he entered the door.

"This, this, this..." The girl who was always prudent in front of outsiders couldn't even speak at this moment, "Did you buy it?"

Osamu Dazai leaned against the wall and looked at her with a smile, "Yes."

"When?"

"It's been a while." The black-haired man laughed viciously, "Of course, I just want to play. You don't think I bought it for you, do you? Don't be narcissistic, Yao-chan~~~"

Shibukawa Yao, who was poured a bucket of ice water like someone: "..."

Shocked, bitch.

Suddenly she realized something was wrong: "You lied! You didn't even open the packaging bag of the game disc!"

"Duddu~ Where is today's death~"

Dazai didn't admit whether he was lying, but just sang a strange song to talk about him.

Shibukawa Yao rolled her eyes, and directly turned on the knowledgeable domineering, and a few seconds later, she accurately pulled out a small ticket from a pack of game discs.

"I'll check the date... I bought it nine days ago... Isn't it the day I just woke up!"

The girl threw away the receipt, stood up abruptly and glared at the other party: "He said he didn't buy it for me! Dishonest guy!"

Dazai just stood there with a smile the whole time and let her scold him, his eyes conniving and doting.

After complaining a few words, she suddenly realized a new thing - that is, the other party has actually started to renovate the residence since the day she woke up, that is to say...he is actually ready to get back together, right?

When Shibukawa Yao thought of this, he became furious, and rushed to beat him on the shoulder.

"Wow! You are so annoying! You are just happy to see me spend money to drive actors away these days, right?"

Girls bleed for the wrong money spent.

"Yes, very happy." Dazai replied with a smile.

Shibukawa Yao was shocked when he was furious: "You actually admitted it readily?"

"I always have to do some testing work to see what's going on with you." The black-haired man's smile was a little bitter, and he put his arms around the girl, "Because I don't know what Yao-chan you think Is it like me..."

Shibukawa Yao stared at him blankly, and stopped making trouble, and a deep sense of guilt resurfaced in her heart again.

"If I..." She suddenly asked softly, "What if I just leave today?"

What if you didn't hold me?What if you didn't say the compounded sentence?

"Well." Dazai pretended to laugh lightly: "...I won't lose anything. At worst, I can put all these game devices on coal stoves (second-hand platforms) and sell them."

You clearly know that's not what I want to ask.

Shibukawa Yao watched him quietly for a moment.

This man always talks about certain heavy topics lightly, pretending to be lighthearted.But she still heard the sadness and anxiety behind the other's words, immediately raised her head and kissed him, and whispered: "Now——you don't have to sell them."

Because she is back.

"Ah, what a coincidence." Dazai bowed his head and kissed her especially cooperatively, with a smile in his eyes, "I thought so too."

…………

……

Now that you have bought new equipment, you should start working on it as soon as possible.

Playing games is not as cool as falling in love.

Then Yao Shibukawa discovered without any surprise that these game consoles were actually used for the first time, and the system also provided tutorials for beginners, which also proved that Osamu Dazai had never even turned them on after buying them back.

The two were laughing and sitting around the kotatsu, Dazai picked up a game CD casually and asked, "Shall we play this?"

""Overcooked 3"..." Shibukawa Yao read out the name on the disc, his face changed slightly, "Dazai, are you sure you want to play this?"

"What, what kind of butter is this?" Dazai looked at the Q version of the busy villain pattern on the cover suspiciously, unable to connect it with any 18R game.

"No, the translation is actually "Overcooked 3", a kitchen-like cooking game." Shibukawa Yao scratched his head, not knowing how to explain the intricacies of it to laymen, "But the industry usually calls it Another name—"Break Up Kitchen."

The black-haired man let out an exaggerated burst of laughter, but after he finished laughing, he patted his chest with lingering fear.

"Forget it, forget it..." Dazai threw away "Break Up Kitchen 3" and picked up another game disc that looked very modern and urban, "What about this one?"

""GTA5", also known as 'Grand Theft Auto 5', is a large-scale console game that has ranked in the top ten sales lists of major games for many years. It is said that new players from all over the world are buying it every minute... Really Damn it, Rockstar Corporation has been relying on this broken game for so many years, and it has not released "GTA1" yet."

Dazai was completely interested, and he pulled out new CDs from the bag like exhibiting treasures and asked her.

Shibukawa Yao is so familiar with this, except for some unknown small games, she recognizes most of them at a glance.

Dazai: "Where is this Yao-chan? Oh, I know, it's "Tomb Raider", right!"

Shibukawa Yao: "That's right, Sister Laura, an archaeologist who works part-time as a murderer, is it true that men are all visual creatures? But why is her clothes becoming more conservative from generation to generation..."

Dazai: "Oh, Yao-chan's attention is so social - but I like it!"

Shibukawa Yo: "Cut."

Dazai: "Is this fun? You see the cover is a ninja, it looks so cool."

Shibukawa Yo: "Hehe... "SEKIRO: ShadowsDieTwice", 'Sekiro', the old thief Hidetaka Miyazaki's work of berserk players, normal players don't even want to pass the level without dying hundreds of times. Handicapped party and newcomers absolutely Not recommended, of course, if you want to be autistic in life, you can play it."

After a pause, she added: "I have his knife, if you want to see it, I can take it out and give it to you Kangkang now."

Dazai shook his head again and again: "No, no, no."

Dazai: "It's a bit tiring to pick and choose... Let's change to a war game, what do you think of this?"

Shibukawa Yo: ""Castle Wolfenstein", Wolfenstein series. How to say this game... You have to go to the Nazi German army's territory to eliminate black technology zombies."

Dazai:? ? ?

Too many elements.

Dazai: "Play with this! This will be fine! Hokage!"

However, Shibukawa Yao looked at the cover of Uzumaki Boruto with a smirk on the game disk, and instantly withered.

"The game style reviews of this generation of "Bo Ren Biography" are not very good... Besides, every time I see the face of Naruto's son, I can't help but want to shout a word."

"—Naruto!"

Dazai's eyes lit up after hearing this, even if he didn't make up for it, he could still catch the stalk: "Sasuke!"

——In "Hokage", the hero Naruto and his good friend Sasuke call each other's name like this as soon as they meet, and it becomes a stalk over time.

Very well, Shibukawa Yo thinks her boyfriend is so fucking cute.

In the end, both of them were picking and picking—or they were finally tired of complaining crazily.

Seeing that he talked nonsense all night and didn't want to play the game anymore, Shibukawa Yoshi lay down directly on the table, closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.

Dazai squeezed to her side, didn't speak, just leaned over and lay down together.In the end, the two of them were sitting at the same table like two salted fish who didn't want to go out for activities during class time.

"Yao Jiang, are you not going back tonight?" He asked cautiously.

"Huh?" Shibukawa Yao opened his eyes, and there seemed to be something different in the black pupils, "What do you want to do?"

As a man, a normal young man with vigorous blood!I saw Osamu Dazai laughed strangely twice, and spoke with malicious intentions!

"Of course - let's watch ghost movies all night together!"

The girl who was still dreaming: "...Huh?"

Strange, is she really too dirty?

While complaining endlessly in his heart, Shibukawa Yao felt a little curious: "Dazai, haven't you watched ghost movies with others all night?"

"No, who would accompany me to do such a boring thing...But I have worked overtime with that bastard slut Nakaya before to deal with emergencies." Dazai said this with a disgusted expression on his face, " That guy will just push all the work to me! Then go out drinking and racing by himself! It's so hateful!"

...No, why does she think that Mr. Nakaya is the poor guy with two jobs?

But slander belongs to slander, on the surface the boyfriend still wants to coax.

Shibukawa Yao stretched out his hand to touch the black-haired man's face, and said with a smile, "I'm really sleepy today, I'll watch ghost movies with you in two days... I should go."

Dazai's naturally dark kite-colored eyes stared at her quite quietly, without warning, he raised his hand to grab the girl's hand, and brought his lips to kiss her fingertips.

The soft and warm touch made Shibukawa Yao blush instantly.

"Dazai you?"

"Don't leave tonight." He begged again in a low and hoarse voice, which sounded very... sexy.

Shibukawa Yao was silent for a moment, "In addition to buying game consoles, you don't even buy my pajamas, do you?"

Dazai smiled heartily: "Haha, I don't have Yao-chan, you are so perverted. After all, women's pajamas may not be easy to sell on a coal stove..."

"Damn, garbage Dazai, you still have the right to call others perverted?!"

Shibukawa Yao really bowed down to his expert boyfriend.

So she took out her mobile phone and sent a voice message under Dazai Zhizhi's expectant gaze: "Yunshen, leave a message to Qingguang for me-I won't go back tonight, remember to lock the doors and windows, the flowers need to be watered, please Douzi and Adan go to bed."

Then Yunshen's very plain voice came out of her hacker's phone: "Yes, my lord, the message is being sent... It's been sent."

Osamu Dazai on the side felt a little toothache.

"But you fixed the California King again?" he asked suspiciously.

"Ah, this time is precious." Shibukawa Yao couldn't help showing a miser's expression when he said this, "Although he smashed the knife back then, I still secretly used the electromagnetic power to clean up the residue of Kiyomitsu. Suck it back into your fanny pack and take it away."

As a result, [Infinite Compass] asked her to spend [-] points of psionic energy to repair the knife!

What else can Shibukawa Yao do, of course, while cursing, Hua Ling can repair knives.

However, the awakened Touken Fusangshen this time seems to have some changes in appearance - such as an extra pair of red light armor gloves, more golden western-style buttons on the vest, and a better pattern on the windbreaker or something like that...

"Master!" California Qingguang cried while hugging her immediately after waking up, "The Broken Knife is so scary!"

"It's okay, it's okay, the master is here, I fixed you again... It's over."

"But the master is all right--that's very kind!" said the young man, crying still more.

However, the girl soon discovered that he was different from before, and asked this question suspiciously.

"Ah. I'm depolarized."

"What is 'polarization'?"

"...Yeah, why did I say that word."

But after California Qingguang blurted out the term, he also looked at her in a daze, unable to explain anything at all.Fortunately, there seems to be no sequelae.

In this way, it is said that California Qingguang, who came back from polarization, happily started working for her again.

"I see." Dazai was also deeply relieved after hearing this, "Although that child is always full of hostility towards me, it's still very fun! Let's tease him next time we meet!"

... I beg you, my lord, to let go of the little knives.

Shibukawa Yao sighed and poked him, "Hand over all the electronic equipment on your body."

So a few minutes later, she looked blankly at the electronic equipment all over the floor.Apart from mobile phones, bugs, signal jammers, network shields, small electromagnetic pulse radiators... I can't imagine where Osamu Dazai hid these things under his thin windbreaker.

Dazai looked at her expectantly after putting down the last universal hacker port, and reported, "It's all handed over!"

"You carry so many electronic devices on your body, aren't you afraid that all of them will fail when you dive?"

"It's winter now, it's too cold, it's too painful to die by jumping into the river." Osamu Dazai explained with a serious face, and then started laughing again in the next second, "And Yao-chan, if you don't accompany me to die for love, you will die." It's so—boring!"

But the girl didn't think so, she looked at him blankly, and suddenly laughed: "Did you listen to what I told you not to jump into the river in winter?"

"Of course, Yao-chan's concern for me, I will always keep it in my heart~"

The black-haired man said triumphantly, wishing he could write the words "quick praise me" on his face waiting for praise.

Shibukawa Yao immediately praised him crazily: "You are so good, Dazai! You are so obedient, I like you more and more!"

"Yeah, I like Yao-chan the most too!" Dazai blinked and looked at her with a cute expression, "Then is there any reward?"

award?

Shibukawa Yao pondered for a few seconds, "Yes."

She raised her finger and lightly touched the other person's forehead—the next moment, Dazai's eyes widened.

Because all the bandages on his body were automatically untied and slipped off at this moment!

"As I said, I can control the things I have activated." She explained a few words, "I gave you the bandages on your body."

However, the black-haired man immediately showed a very contrived shy expression: "I hate Yao-chan, it's as if he took off his clothes all at once."

"..."

Shibukawa Yao looked at the well-dressed vest, shirt and trousers on the opponent's body. Apart from those bandages, there were normal clothes... So she slowly put a question mark in her heart.

However, in the next second, Dazai still smiled and approached her: "Then, what reward does Yao-chan, who has made her so shy, plan to give me?"

Facing this question, Shibukawa Yao gave the answer - she frivolously hooked her fingers, hooked the other's collar and stood up, then slowly walked backwards into the bedroom with the open door.

"The reward is... I will personally inspect the decoration of your bedroom."

Osamu Dazai was stunned for a few seconds, and after he realized his reaction, he slowly opened his eyes, his kite-colored pupils were filled with incomprehensible emotions like a tide.

"Wow, this is really..."

His unfinished words were drowned in the long and ambiguous kiss.

The door is closed.