Incorrect usage guidelines for the magic perimeter

Dazai Osamu ran out excitedly with a towel on his head, and asked his distracted girlfriend what she wanted to eat tonight.

"Does Yaojiang want to eat me?" He asked expectantly.

Shibukawa Yao was not surprised that this kind of plot would happen to her boyfriend: "No, I want to eat normal robatayaki."

"Okay, let's go eat then." Dazai changed his words obediently, "I happen to know that there is a seafood restaurant that is pretty good..."

Before he finished speaking, he was surprised to see Shibukawa Yoshi who was sitting behind the temporary low table suddenly got up and walked around behind him, picked up the towel on his head and started to activate the enhancement.

Osamu Dazai:?

【*Super Absorbent Household Towel: This looks like an ordinary absorbent towel. It is often used to wipe hands or hair, but it is soft in texture, super absorbent, and has a quick-drying function, which is not easy to lose hair. It is one of the items that are always kept at home. It is recommended to use it in combination with [Bang your head hot and cold hair dryer] for better results. ——"How come you are bald at a young age." (Current status: activated, number of uses: 10/10)]

"Sure enough, it's as I imagined." Shibukawa Yao looked at the activated towel effect with satisfaction, and didn't return it to the other party, but simply knelt down and helped Dazai wipe his wet hair.

As a modern and delicate pig girl with a baldness crisis, Shibukawa Yao has also studied various hair care knowledge, which naturally includes a series of shampoo selection, hair conditioner use, and hair brushing techniques. Metaphysical skills.

"Dazai, don't always run outside with wet hair like this. What if you get a migraine when you get blown by the wind? Even if no one wipes your hair for you, you still have to take care of yourself."

Shibukawa Yao chattered about all kinds of health knowledge with her boyfriend, and suddenly found that the other party hadn't spoken for a long time, but was listening silently.

The girl was suddenly overjoyed, aha, the dog man really started to find me annoying, and wanted to break up, didn't he!Hurry up, hurry up!

So she continued to speak more vigorously, and said with great sincerity: "Ah, if you don't take good care of your hair after washing like you, I'm afraid you will be bald before the age of 30... don't say you are looking for someone to die for love, it looks good The girl in the house definitely doesn't want to even look at you."

"Yao-chan is really good at joking," Dazai said slowly with his back turned to her, unable to see his expression clearly at the moment, "I'm sure I won't live to be 30, so there's no need to worry about this kind of problem at all."

Shibukawa Yo: ...

For some reason, she was suddenly annoyed.

So the girl grabbed the other person's ear with her fingers through the towel.

"Oh, it hurts!" Osamu Dazai, who was originally depressed, suddenly yelled on the spot like a cat whose tail was stepped on.

Seeing him begging for mercy, Shibukawa Yao said, "I don't care where I can't see, but you are not allowed to say such things in front of me in the future, do you understand?"

"Yao-chan, you are coercing!" Dazai angrily punched her right hand with small fists and [Disqualification in the World], but unfortunately it didn't work - because the girl only used a little strength.

"That's right, I'm just coercing you." Shibukawa Yao loosened the two fingers pinching his ears, and gently rubbed his slightly red ears and surrounding hair for him, "Don't I said this before I died because... I would be sad."

Osamu Dazai slightly turned his face to the side to look at her, his expression was very complicated, as if he contained endless sadness and some extravagant expectations.

"...Are you really going to be sad?"

"Of course. If you ask me like that again, I'll take out my heart and show you." Shibukawa Yao said lines from horror movies expressionlessly.Anyway, her heart can indeed be taken out for a minute or two... After all, it is just the incarnation of the ability [Infinite Compass].

Dazai's expression was strange, as if he wanted to know what kind of scene Kangkang was digging out his heart and lungs, but in the end he suppressed the untimely curiosity and gave a soft "hmm" instead.

Only then did Yoshikawa happily continue to brush his hair: "You're so good."

——I forced him so fiercely and domineeringly not to post suicide remarks at will, he must hate me even more, hehe.

But I don't know if it's an illusion, but this black-haired man looks more well-behaved and at the mercy of others.

Super-absorbent towels are indeed effective in absorbing water. In the past, ordinary dry towels may not be able to absorb half of the hair's moisture after rubbing for an hour, but now they can achieve nearly 5% dryness within [-] minutes.

"If I'm not here in the future, remember to wipe and dry your hair in time after washing your hair."

"Hmm." Dazai replied squinting his eyes like a cat, as if he was not very interested, and he was completely coping.

"You don't always go jumping into the river in cold weather. It doesn't matter if you jump in summer. After all, a cold is one thing, and a fever is another. If I go abroad or do other things, do you still expect to go abroad? Will Kida-kun come to take care of you?"

Sure enough, as soon as Dazai imagined that scene, his whole body tensed up: "...I don't want it."

Shibukawa Yao couldn't help laughing.

But soon she couldn't laugh anymore, because the black-haired young man turned around like a flexible octopus and got into her arms without warning, with his hands tightly around her waist, and at the same time resting his chin on her shoulders.

"I only want you." He said coquettishly, the smell of moist mint shampoo was close at hand, so soft that it almost turned into a puddle of black mud.

……etc?This development is not right?Shibukawa Yao was still holding a wet towel in his hand, his face was full of confusion and he was at a loss.

To put it bluntly, she went to the amusement park this time with the determination to die, and the things she dealt with her relatives and friends before were actually arranging for the funeral.

But the most troublesome thing among these things is Osamu Dazai himself. Shibukawa Yao doesn't want this guy to be with him, so he can only act as a scumbag and make a breakup scene first.

That's why she deliberately took the opportunity of brushing the other party's hair, in fact, she wanted to say something exciting to arouse the other party's idea of ​​breaking up... She thought that the other party would not care for hair, would become bald sooner or later, and threatened him domineeringly. Things will cause dissatisfaction on the other side, but who knows it seems to have the opposite effect.

——Osamu Dazai still seems very moved?How can you, a routine king, not see through the truth?

Damn, this man hides such a clingy and cute nature under his black and muddy appearance, so damn sweet!It simply shocked her whole family for a whole year!

However, Shibukawa Yao didn't see it, the eyes of Osamu Dazai who was holding him at this moment seemed to be as heavy as confirming something.

So he quickly let go of his girlfriend, and asked with a smile: "Now that my hair is almost dry, can I go out?"

"Ah, then you change your clothes." Shibukawa Yao consciously got up and went to the bathroom to wash towels, but actually avoided the other party's changing process, "I will ask you before I come out."

"Okay."

Shibukawa Yao, who closed the door and started washing towels, looked at the clear water flowing from the faucet, and then looked at himself in the mirror with a tangled face, and couldn't help but want to thump the wall.But I was afraid that I would smash the wall of the toilet in a fit of anger, so I had to give up.

Ah... what the hell am I doing...

Mingming is very happy and wants to have a first date, and it is equally happy to get rid of the black mud if the breakup is successful. Two happy things come together... Wait, these two things are clearly opposite to each other Bar!If you can be happy, there will be ghosts!

Shibukawa Yo pinched his face in despair, and suddenly realized something!

……hungry.

Forget it, breaking up or being clingy has nothing to do with her, because of her!Hungry!up!

After an afternoon of tossing around with various trivial matters, the two finally found the seafood robatayaki stall recommended by Dazai, a small shop on the seaside street.

Seeing that the black-haired young man greeted the boss familiarly and asked her what seafood she wanted to eat and ran to pick the ingredients, the boss brought her two glasses of cold beer.

"Come on, lady, I invite you." The middle-aged uncle boss with a white scarf on his head said enthusiastically, "This is a local brand of Yokohama beer!"

"Wow, thank you boss!" Yao Shibukawa joked with a smile, "But...is it really okay to pair seafood with beer?"

"It's so delicious to eat barbecue like this!" The boss waved his hand to express his disapproval, "In the previous society, eating like this was indeed easy to get gout. But now there are people in any hospital who can treat these rare and difficult diseases in the past .”

"That's true." Shibukawa Yao also has some understanding of the level of supernatural medical treatment in this world, and knows what the other party said is true, so she continued to thank the other party with a smile, "Thank you for your treat!"

"You're welcome."

"Hey, Boss Sato, please come and place an order!" Dazai Osamu waved his hand from the seafood box and shouted loudly.

"Here we come!" Boss Sato replied loudly, then lowered his head and winked at the girl, "It's the first time I see Dazai-kun bringing friends of the opposite sex here for dinner... I think you have a great chance!"

Why, this man brings friends of the same sex here for barbecue every time?Shibukawa Yao complained inwardly.

But she still couldn't laugh or cry: "Actually, I'm his current girlfriend."

The boss was stunned for a moment, and a little embarrassment suddenly appeared on the heroic face, "Ah... so, you are too miserable."

Shibukawa Yo: "Huh?"

She wondered if she had a hearing problem.

"Oh, I mean, that's great, Dazai-kun is so lucky to be liked by a beautiful girl like you, Miss!"

"……You flatter me."

Seeing that Osamu Dazai started yelling again, Boss Sato left quickly and escaped from the awkward atmosphere.

Shibukawa Yao restrained the urge to roll his eyes in public, picked up the beer presented by the boss and took a sip, um, the taste was slightly bitter, but it was still sweet and refreshing, making people unable to stop drinking it.

But even Mr. Sato, the owner of the shop, is very contradictory. He wants to get regular customers out of the order, but also worries that the regular customer's girlfriend will think that this guy is of poor character... Fuck, is Dazai Osamu's level of scum already known to everyone in Yokohama? ?

Shibukawa Yao came to such a conclusion in horror. She couldn't help but feel sad for herself for a few seconds, and then she became happy again - if her boyfriend is a scumbag, wouldn't her chances of breaking up successfully increase!

Nice, she told someone that she wanted to complete the breakup within the remaining six days, and there was indeed a long way to go.

——This is probably the fastest relationship she has ever talked about that started and ended.

But seeing the handsome black-haired guy who sat down to wait for the food to be served after ordering, he sat there drinking beer and eating peanuts with an obedient face, and even peeled them for himself. I feel that the phrase "Hey dear, let's break up after this meal" is really beyond words.

Tsk... no, she has to do something to make the other party feel bored with her.

So Shibukawa Yao thought of the many tutorials in the training class of "Savage and Ignorant Upstart Rich Second Generation" given to him by the rich woman Eeda, and immediately calmed down secretly, deciding to use all the savage and ruthless skills that he hadn't had time to fully show on the cruise ship. Show it off at this dinner table!

Isn't it super normal for our kittens to be ruthless and unreasonable!

Of course, she...failed.

Dazai Osamu had several layers of filters in his head, and he actually thought that she was cute when she didn't eat or dislike her, so he asked her in a more sticky tone if she needed to feed her by himself.

The girl's expression was once subtle and indescribable.

Knowing that couples are constantly feeding each other mouthfuls, doing this in public doesn't make much sense other than murdering single dogs.

So the girl thought for a while and replied: "Since Dazai likes to feed others so much, why don't you go to a nursing home and be a volunteer for a period of time to feed those old people porridge."

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

The author has something to say: Yaowan also fought to prevent Dazai from accompanying her (very likely) to die in love... Before the cruise ship promised that she would not really die, but this time she didn't even have confidence, so she wanted to Dove each other.

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