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To tell you the truth, Shibukawa Yao has been dating someone with this new personality—this is the first time.

Those before didn't count!

Can the date of a rebellious girl in youth be called a date?

Ever since the former master... No, it should be said that the master personality before the age of 19 handed over all the proficiency of supernatural powers and other skills to her, Shibukawa Yao can now be said to be in a "perfect" state!

...It sounds a bit like you want to open a Gundam.

So looking back and seeing that what the ex-master complained about was actually complaining about herself, Yoshi Shibukawa felt that the past was simply a dark history.

Before achieving personality reconciliation, Shibukawa Yao's evaluation of the "former master": You are an idiot.

After the reconciliation was achieved, she commented on herself: I am an idiot.

The past is unbearable, don't mention it again.

Now, this stupid guy like her has actually got some weak and handsome guy who can talk about a relationship that seems normal but doesn't seem to be right.

Shibukawa Yao appeared at the newsstand not far downstairs from the Armed Detective Agency at five o'clock on time, pretending to see what magazines were on sale here and waiting for someone.At this time, she was embarrassed to go up to find someone directly. After all, it was only a few hours ago that she vowed to go back to Tokyo to work, but in the blink of an eye, she jumped back to Yokohama to play.

Here we have to boast again: fast travel is really easy!

When Osamu Dazai appeared in front of the girl, he was still standing on the balcony of the detective agency.After looking around for a few seconds, this person saw her laughing and waved immediately.

Shibukawa Yao also raised his hand and waved it, but he didn't know what the other party wanted to do.

Then she watched helplessly as her boyfriend jumped over the railing to the balcony on the next floor, and continued to jump down and down safely.

Shibukawa Yo: ...

It has to be said that Dazai's escaping speed is really fast, obviously he often escapes from this special route.

"Dazai! You bastard!" Kunikida Doppo followed closely behind and rushed to the balcony, looking at his partner who was about to land on the first floor, furious, "What are you doing!"

"Go play duck~" Dazai raised his head heartlessly and smiled at him, "I'll leave the writing of the investigation report to you, bye~"

"Go to hell! Garbage! Quickly lay my dead body on the street!"

...What a beautiful text.

Hearing Kunikida Doppo's elegant and moving curse, Shibukawa Yo coughed in embarrassment and hid sideways in the shadow of the newsstand, not wanting to be seen by the former... Otherwise, the blond brother probably even her The jobless people who don't do their jobs and know how to abduct their boyfriends to skip work all day long should be scolded together.

Sure enough, Kunikida didn't notice her existence, or rather, he went back to work angrily after a few words of passionate insults to his bastard partner upstairs.

"Hey, Kunikida-kun has to work overtime, it's really miserable... Fortunately, I slipped away early." Dazai lamented the heartless words, and walked around the newsstand with his hands in his pockets, and finally found almost A girlfriend who blends in with the environment, "Why is Yao sauce hiding here?"

"I don't want to be discovered by Kunikida-kun." Shibukawa Yoshi said honestly.

"Hey hey hey..."

Hearing this, the black-haired young man immediately laughed happily, and the girl couldn't help laughing along with her.At this moment, the two of them had a tacit understanding like a pair of scumbags who were afraid of being caught by the strict dean.

But at this time Shibukawa Yao realized that he was soaked, even the ends of his hair were still dripping, and his complexion changed slightly: "You got up from the water and haven't changed your clothes? It's such a cold day, do you want to catch a cold?"

"Eh? Yao-chan, how do you know..."

"I'll monitor you." She was so annoyed by this careless guy, she talked nonsense.

"Oh oh oh! That's great!" Dazai quickly accepted the hacker setting of the scary lover, and then smiled even more happily.

right?Isn't that the right reaction?Isn't it the anger of normal people who learn that they are being monitored by their significant other and their privacy exposed?Why is Dazai smiling so brightly?

Seeing his handsome face with such a dazzled smile, Shibukawa Yoshi finally apologized guiltyly: "Actually, I don't monitor it, and I'm not busy surfing the Internet every day... I just happened to see it through other channels. That scene of you jumping into the river is nothing more than that."

"Oh...it's okay." The smile on Dazai's face remained undiminished, and he hugged the girl intimately, "If Yao-chan wants to pay attention to my life all the time, or get to know me in a deeper level - I'm also very welcome la~"

"I often feel that I am not good enough for you because I am not perverted enough." Shibukawa Yao replied speechlessly, but her voice sounded a bit dull because of the windbreaker fabric, "Also, Dazai, you have a stream of water on your body." taste."

Dazai was stunned for a moment, then scratched his wet black hair with the other hand, and said awkwardly, "But I'm not a river god."

"River God...I mean you smell weird now, I don't mean to praise you!"

"Okay, why don't you go to my house first?"

"Huh?" Shibukawa Yao suddenly raised his head and looked at him in disbelief, "Did our first date go so fast!"

——Wow, I went to my boyfriend's house on the first date, can I go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a certificate on the second date?In the same way, it can be inferred that the child should be soy sauce on the third date...

Faced with this question, Dazai was equally astonished, like a young girl: "I just want to go back and take a shower and change clothes? I hate it, Yao-chan, what have you imagined? Dirty! I didn't expect you to be such a person !"

Shibukawa Yao looked at this indignant boyfriend who seemed to be really pure and innocent with a livid face: "..."

Well, I'm dirty, I'm greedy for your body, okay.

But in the next second, Dazai rubbed her head happily, with a narrow face that didn't dislike her, "But even such a nasty Yao-chan, I like it!"

"...you're dirty, damn it."

Shibukawa Yao felt that his reputation had been murdered, like an angry puffer fish being taken back to his home by his boyfriend in a daze.

The place where Dazai lives is not far from the armed detective agency where he works. It is said that there is one bedroom and one living room with independent bathroom.But once inside she was stunned—the living room contained a huge desk with at least three computer monitors and a cluttered pile of books that stretched all the way to the floor.

Shibukawa Yao couldn't help but be silent for a few seconds, feeling that the function of this living room is not to entertain guests at all, but Dazai's insidious lair for planning some bad things.

— not even a second chair in the whole living room!Receive a ghost guest!Guests can only sit on the floor when they come!

What's even more speechless is that apart from the necessary household appliances, there are no other items related to the breath of life here.

The black-haired man didn't notice the subtle complaints in her heart at this time, and was still warmly entertaining: "Yao Jiang, come in and sit down. Sorry, I forgot to prepare special slippers for you, because I rarely bring guests back..."

"Huh?" Shibukawa Yao raised his eyebrows more and more subtly, "I thought your house never lacked 'guests' visits in the past."

——Speaking pornographic accents between adult couples is simply a natural skill.So the "guest" she mentioned here definitely does not refer to a normal guest...

"Hmm..." Osamu Dazai didn't answer directly, and a familiar expression that was half a smile appeared on his face, "I can understand it as——Yao-chan, are you jealous?"

"Hey, dream about you, you are really shameless." The girl raised her hand and patted his cheek lightly, with a teasing tone, "Wake up."

The dark-haired man seemed to be smiling gleamingly, his eyes filled with pure tenderness and joy.

"It's different." He said, "I still say the same thing, I rarely bring guests back—no matter what kind of guests they are. But I have been secretly fantasizing about the early arrival of this day since I was with Yaojiang Woolen cloth."

Shibukawa Yo: "..."

This disappointing girl instantly became shy, and immediately changed the subject from embarrassment: "Hurry up and take a bath!"

"Yes Yes Yes."

Dazai replied with a smile, skipping over several stacks of books on the floor familiarly, and walked into the bedroom, "The kettle is next to the stove. I'll take a bath first, and you can drink a cup of hot tea first." Bar."

Shibukawa Yao responded casually, and then spat at her useless self in her heart... But when she saw the other party's figure disappear behind the door of the room, she still smirked secretly.

——Because this dog man really wants to have a relationship with her!

Unfortunately, at this moment, she heard Dazai Osamu in the room asking herself in a rather sexy and alluring voice: "Yao-chan, do you want to come in with me to wash?"

The smirk on Shibukawa Yao's face disappeared in an instant, and he immediately became indifferent just like the face-changing technique in Sichuan opera.

"...I told you I'm neither perverted nor obscene!" She couldn't bear it anymore and complained back, "You are the dirty person, but you brought someone back home when you agreed on a date!"

"Oh? So you like hotels? Yes, after all, the new environment will be more interesting." Dazai came to a strange conclusion, thoughtfully, "Next time I will remember to book a room in advance..."

"Go take a shower! Please! If you drag it on, you'll catch a cold!"

After finally driving the wet and annoying boyfriend into the bathroom, Shibukawa Yao began to drink tea exhausted and began to think about how this good date turned into this Ako.

I'm so tired. The night tour in Yokohama was promised. I didn't want to move at all before I took the first step.

The girl thought about the reasons for this, and finally came to the conclusion: I don't like a house that moves around!

Got it, that's why.

Feeling the warmth brought by the hot tea, Shibukawa Yao gradually relaxed and began to think about other things, especially what the sorceress told him today about going to Raoshiko Amusement Park to meet people in six days.

For some reason, she always had a strange premonition—for better or worse, that would be the end of the story.

That being the case, some things have to be arranged in advance.

Shibukawa Yo raised his head and looked at the bathroom door from the sound of the shower, his gaze became a little heavy.

Hey, I knew I wouldn't have agreed so hastily to this bastard's plea for love when I was on the cruise ship.If Osamu Dazai knew what he was going to do, he would definitely stick to him like crazy, and then he would say something like you lied to others, you are so bad, you don’t love others at all...

Thinking of this, Shibukawa Yao shuddered uncontrollably.

In short, let's spend a few days before we talk.Go back and find out how to participate in the opening ceremony of the amusement park in the air. After all, the amusement park plan is open to the whole society and it needs to make money-this is not like cruise ships that have so many restrictions on boarding personnel. Amusement park sponsors Mr. Fang couldn't just turn away the eager new tourists at the opening ceremony, right?

Thinking of this, Shibukawa Yao took a sip of hot tea and continued to think.

Uncle Ou has to consider ending the course, and it will be bad for everyone to hang out with him and Lu Gu for a long time. It doesn't mean that their master and apprentice are bad people, but I am afraid that one day the truth will be found out--by then Is Uncle Ou arresting himself, or not?

Friends in Fukuoka should also take care of it. By the way, old brother Lin Lin and Mr. Baba were entrusted by her to go to Yawara to protect the Fujiwara family. They went around quietly and came back after confirming that there was no danger. , It is said that it was quite fun.By the way, that brat Enoda asked her to go to Hakata to look for him after handling the cruise ship affairs when he was helping her to check the information. He said that there was something important that needed to be interviewed... Well, yes, I will go to see it when I have time in the next two days Let's see everyone.

As for Qiaomei... If she can come back smoothly this time, she can really consider opening a game studio. After all, it's not good to always hang out with her girlfriends with empty promises.

Then there are Uncle Fujiwara and Auntie. That family is very warm. To be honest, Yao Shibukawa also likes them and the fat cat teacher (Master Madara is super awesome), so I have to go and see this too.

In the end, it was the surrounding big hand dealers who kept complaining and refused to help, but still started working honestly.Although Boshang Takumu didn't dare to ask her when to help his brother cure his leg disease, but Shibukawa Yao has some ideas recently, which can almost be implemented.Of course, when going for treatment, Boshang Jiang had to be knocked out, and then he was cured... Well, she Shibukawa Yao is really a living Lei Feng who doesn't want to be named.

So, in the end, the arrangement of all things is still the most difficult problem for this dog man, Osamu Dazai!

Fortunately, the big killer is almost ready, and it will be all copied in a day or two!Just trick him into surviving when the time comes!

Shibukawa Yao thought confidently.

I'm so awesome.

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