Incorrect usage guidelines for the magic perimeter

In the next few days, Yao Shibukawa was finally transferred from the intensive care unit of the ICU to the general ward to observe the recovery of his body.As the nanny of Dragon Egg, Qingguang Qingguang worked diligently again as her assistant, carrying A Dan back and forth between the rental house and the hospital every day.

"By the way, Master, when you were in a coma earlier, someone with the number remarked as 'Mr. Yagi' called you and asked if you were on a business trip again."

Shibukawa Yao, who was watching TV, was shocked when he heard this, it's too bad, I forgot the weekly beating lesson!

"Then Qingguang, how did you reply to him?"

While peeling an apple with a small knife, Ka Qingguang replied: "Ah, I said yes, you did go on a business trip but got into a car accident, so you are still in a coma in the hospital for a few days. Anyway, I asked Mr. Dazai in advance. How to deal with it, he said to stabilize those people for the time being - if anyone asks next week, just say that you went on a skiing vacation and broke your leg and fell into a coma, and next week you fell in the toilet and hit your forehead..."

Shibukawa Yo: ...All right.

Perhaps in the eyes of All Might, also known as Yagi Toshinori, she Shibukawa Yo is a rough-skinned and thick-skinned unlucky ghost who encounters mudslides or car accidents every time she is on a business trip.

I hope he will not use himself as a negative example to educate Izuku Midoriya.

In fact, at this moment, Izuku's training program has entered a new stage-as winter approaches, he will swim at least five kilometers a day in the icy sea.

All Might, with a thin body and sunken eyes, was sitting on the beach with a small speaker, behind him was a bright and beautiful seaside park. It was hard to imagine that a few months ago, it was full of all kinds of sundries and garbage.

"Come on, young man from Green Valley!" Uncle Ou yelled while holding a small horn, while lowering his head to pinch the stopwatch for others, "Even if the Shibukawa girl has a car accident these days and can't come to class, you can't relax!"

Izuku Midoriya, who was struggling with the waves, was about to answer "Yes", when a wave came and shot him into the sea...

Leaving aside the arduous and hard training this young Lei Feng is doing, Shibukawa Yao feels that he has finally felt a bit... the treatment of the heroine in a silly and sweet TV series, you guys Do you understand?

When you are thirsty, Qingguang will help you pour water. If you want to play with stones, you can also play with your own dragon egg boy. If you want to play games with others online, the hospital also has a dedicated free WI-FI. Can use [Backlight] to see the situation in other worlds.

... That's right, the former master gave her back the proficiency of [Returning Light].

Is the reconciliation of the two personalities a joke?

Therefore, Yao Shibukawa can observe but cannot affect the current situation of the other two parallel worlds.Of course, this is a bit like the video intercom function of WeChat, and the "self" over there must also agree to open the camera.

Xu Jueling is of course fine. Shibukawa Yao has been with her tacitly for nearly 30 years, and they have been mixed together from birth to death. They can be called brothers and sisters.So after realizing the intention revealed by [Hui Guang], they opened the camera very readily, and often shared some delicious food and various interesting things encountered in work-Xu Jueling's occupation is a rare hotel trial Sleeper, not only flies all over the country, but sometimes is often invited to go abroad for testing work. It is really a double flowering of work and travel, and he can also see handsome men from different countries, which is very beautiful.

As for Xiao She, Shibukawa Yoshi spent a little time begging for help—no way, who made her use the other party's body to fly in the Holy Grail War, spent all the other party's money, and made a lot of money. Terrible murder... If it weren't for the restriction of different worlds between the two, Xiao She's violent killer would probably rush over and hack her to death.

However, Shibukawa Yao knows Xiaoshe just like he knows himself. Although his mouth is fierce, he still occasionally agrees to open a live broadcast.Besides, Shibukawa Yo played the sign of what Oda Sakunosuke had entrusted.As the original owner of the body, Xiao She is also aware of this matter, so he can only reluctantly turn on the camera and watch all of Oda's works.

Over there, Xiao She opened a live broadcast to read books, and Shibukawa Yao was copying frantically in the ward of this world, his hands were almost broken, and he asked the other party to read books at a slower speed.There is no way, Xiao Sheren is abroad, and the works of Oda Sakunosuke that he bought temporarily are still in English... What the hell, Yo Shibukawa has to translate it himself to copy a book.

[Xiao She: You trash, I'm going to turn the next page. 】

[Shikawa Yao: I can't even use my left shoulder!How can I write fast with only one hand left? 】

[Xiao She: So you are trash. 】

【Yao Shikawa: ...】

Forget it, ask for it, don't quarrel with the sailing captain who is sailing around the world.

The reason why she was not very anxious about this before was mainly because she wanted to transcribe Mr. Oda's works when she had time in the future. Anyway, Mr. Dazai didn't know about it at all.As a result, everyone has seen that after she came back from another world, she was either busy avenging the landlord, or making troubles on the cruise ship... Until now, she was injured and had free time.

And most importantly, things are different now.

Because—she loves someone, and now she is also a happy kitten who has successfully left the order!Hahahaha hiccup!

So is it wrong to want to surprise your new boyfriend?

Recalling that during the Holy Grail War, the relationship between the professional hero Dazai Osamu and Oda-san can be described as gluey... Cough, I was wrong, it is brotherly love.Dazai gave money to Odasaku to raise children, buy a villa, buy a car, help in fights... and he didn't ask for anything in return!So Mr. Oda thought about it and didn't know how to repay this friend's kindness, so this cute natural strongman decided to help his friend in another world.

As expected of Mr. Oda, any operation can make people question from the bottom of their hearts.

Shibukawa Yao feels that he is a code word machine with no emotions. Like Ah Tian, ​​he is responsible for helping people to convey brotherhood, or the kind that crosses two worlds.

However, in the world she lives in, Shibukawa Yao has never heard Dazai talk about anything about Mr. Oda. He died in an accident before, along with the children he adopted during his lifetime.

Therefore Shibukawa Yoshi understands Dazai's feeling that he doesn't even want to mention this matter to anyone.

It feels... as if she saw the news that her best friend Lin Qiaomei had died in another world, right?

At this moment, Kai Qingguang, who was lying on the edge of the window to let her ventilate, suddenly widened his eyes, "Here we come! Mr. Dazai is here to deliver the food! Master, put away your things quickly!"

Shibukawa Yao was taken aback, because today was almost half an hour earlier than Dazai Osamu's usual delivery time, she immediately forcibly ended the video intercom with Xiaoshe in Xiaoshe's rather disgusting voice, and finally Quickly hide all the small table boards, paper and pens.

She didn't intend to reveal this little secret before copying it well, otherwise the surprise wouldn't be called a surprise.

When Dazai Osamu came in after knocking on the door with a thermos in his mouth humming a little tune, he saw Qingguang Qingguang sitting on a chair and watching a new historical drama about the Shinsengumi (handsome guys) intently.On the other side, Shibukawa Yao was also lazily leaning on the pillow to play the game, and his dedicated expression looked like the battle was going on—in fact, it was Kiyomitsu who was helping her in a team battle before. Looks good.

Although the black-haired young man always felt that the scene in front of him seemed a bit deliberate, he couldn't think of anything wrong for a while, and immediately walked towards the girl with a smile on his face: "Yaojiang, let's eat!"

"Okay... When I finish this game..."

"Oh, how can a mere game be as attractive as the loving dishes I made?" Dazai leaned over to look at the phone screen very cheekily, "Why don't you eat first, Yao-chan, and I'll finish it for you."

Although Shibukawa Yoshi really wanted to say that your mediocre cooking skills are not as attractive to me as the games that cost me so much money... But rationally, she nodded obediently and handed the phone to the other party without hesitation .

California Qingguang secretly glanced at the phone, did not speak, but couldn't help but began to sympathize with his teammates.

The poor and innocent teammates must have never imagined that in just ten minutes, one game character was replaced by three players in turn, and in the end this player was still a devil-type god-level bully.

Qingguang jumped down from the chair, helped spread out the small table, and took out the tableware such as bowls and chopsticks.

To be honest, he originally wanted to help his master cook, after all, the rental house is not far from the hospital... However, Osamu Dazai, who picked the lock and entered the door, sat in the living room and asked him confidently: "Mr. California, are you Yaojiang's man?" Friends or me? Huh?"

The incomparable tone of beating and the appearance of a villain made California Qingguang so angry that he almost killed people directly, but was bluffed by Dazai's words: "I tell you, others can bully me, but California Lord If you dare to hurt me, believe it or not, your master will be the first to let you go?"

"..." Fu Sangshen really believed this would happen.

Afterwards, Qingguang ran to her aggrieved and cried.After listening to it, Yoshikawa Shibukawa said, what kind of shit is this? What kind of pet are two dead children fighting for? But on the surface, of course, she patiently mediated the two with good words, and asked Qingguang to hand over the work of cooking. To Dazai, while he himself stayed to help her with other things.

For example... Assistant work such as letting the wind out, picking up typos, etc.

After a week of trying cooking skills, Shibukawa Yao was very lucky not to be poisoned by his boyfriend-maybe it is a bit too much to say, but whether it was Kunikida Doppo who came to visit her later or talking about it with Yosano Akiko Everyone shows a look of lingering fear when cooking.

Dazai simply ignored the panic of these weaklings.He only cares about Shibukawa Yao's evaluation of his cooking skills.

"Hmm...it's okay. Next time, why don't you try adding some red dates, or you won't be able to suppress the bitterness of the medicinal materials."

Shibukawa Yo tasted the chicken soup with a spoon, but it was the first time in her life that she drank such a subtle, magical medicinal flavor between [normal] and [something seems wrong].

Dazai nodded and wrote it down, and then casually said that Dr. Xie Ye did not put red dates...

——So who the hell cooked this chicken soup!

"Dazai, it's Dazai." Yosano Akiko later told her, "He can't do it, but asking me to teach him...it's annoying, and I can't refuse."

Hearing this, Shibukawa Yo was so moved that he decided that next time the other party would ask for shit-flavored curry... No, this is really unbearable.leave.

Today Dazai still cooked some strange things according to the strange recipes he collected from nowhere. It would be too bad, so he obediently ate spoonful by spoonful, and from time to time, he would discuss with him how to make this dish more delicious.

Osamu Dazai watched her eat with satisfaction, and then successfully killed his game teammate for the sixth time.

Several teammates were so angry that they frantically abused Dazai as a god-level scammer on the public channel, but who was Dazai?

——As long as he throws the question mark fast enough, the pot will not be able to catch up with him.

Shibukawa Yao deeply doubts that these teammates who exploded on the spot will permanently block their account, and then post this amazing record on forums and tree holes for everyone to comment on.

But what does it matter?

Leading everyone to fly is a kind of technology, and cheating you is also a technology.Nothing surprising.

After finally ending the round, Dazai leaned back on the chair with his whole body relaxed, and accidentally kicked the black bag under the hospital bed with his foot.

"Eh? I see Mr. California carrying this bag every day. Is there anything good in it?"

he asked curiously.But at the moment when he lowered his head to check, Shibukawa Yoshi took the opportunity to stare at the sword Fusangshen—why didn't you put it away just now!

Qing Guang's face was calm, but his flustered eyes betrayed his true heart: I forgot!

Osamu Dazai bent down and took out a heavy flat oval stone with a faint silver-blue light from his bag.

"Yaojiang, what is this?" He struggled to lift the [-]-pound object for a few seconds, then immediately put it back on the ground.

--too heavy.sore hands.

"This one……"

Although Dragon Egg is her own son in name, it is actually just something poured out of her blood, and there is no real act of putting a hat on her boyfriend.But Shibukawa Yao looked at Kiyomitsu, who had an anxious face, implying that she had lied and fooled her past, and Osamu Dazai, who had a pure and curious face, and in the end still didn't want to lie to him.

"It's my son! Interesting!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai: "..."

Osamu Dazai panicked, his face turned pale: "I didn't do it!"

She didn't even say it was yours!What are you panicking about! !

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