Incorrect usage guidelines for the magic perimeter

Since the ICU ward is an intensive care unit, family members and friends are not allowed to visit at all times, so the news of her waking up was sent by the hospital to the relatives and friends of the patient.

"Yao sauce!"

"Owner!"

It is conceivable that the only person who can directly call out such shameful titles in public is the cute and lovely swordsman Jia Qingguang. Even Dazai Osamu hurriedly stayed away from him and pretended not to know this boy.

But before they came in, the tall nurse aunt blocked the door of the ward like a wall, and reprimanded: "No noise in the hospital! The patient just woke up, and you want to scare her into a new symptom." come?"

No matter how dignified they were outside, the poor relatives and friends still behaved like a group of small animals in front of the nurse and auntie, bowing their heads and admitting their mistakes.

In the ward, Shibukawa Yo laughed uncontrollably.

It turned out that other than Dazai Osamu and California Kiyomitsu, the people who came this time included the blond, violent and serious youth Kunikida Doppo, and Miss Yosano Akiko who I met in another world.

Shibukawa Yao thinks that the other party's identity is actually a black clinic with a sky-high price... No, she is the exclusive doctor of the Armed Detective Agency, a beautiful sister who occasionally engages in side jobs to earn money.Immediately understood that Dazai was still worried about her situation, so he specially asked a doctor colleague to come over to see if there were any sequelae.

Wow... This guy is actually quite careful without saying anything.

The back of California Qingguang was replaced with a more suitable backpack, and the dragon egg could not be seen inside, but the feeling of blood connection made Shibukawa Yao feel it at the first time, as if the little son ran in bouncing Look at my mother who is sick and convalescing—it is impossible for her to feel very kind to a strange new bag, right?

After entering, Osamu Dazai first re-introduced his two colleagues to her, and then Kunikida explained what happened to them on Haiyan.

"After the Sventovit sank completely below the sea level, Mr. Gorky ordered Haiyan to return to the nearest land. The speed of the flight was simply astonishing..."

"In the end, I suddenly received a text message." Kuniki Tianpi looked at Dazai Osamu who was sitting opposite him with a non-smiling smile, "Miss Shibukawa, why don't you guess what it is?"

The corner of Shibukawa Yao's mouth twitched, and he let Yosano Akiko check the inspection report hanging on the side, "...Mr. Dazai swiped your card again, right?"

Kunikida let out a "hehe" and stopped talking.

"I did it to pay for medical expenses!" The black-haired young man sat on the other side of the hospital bed, speaking righteously, "It was all a last resort to save Yaojiang!"

"Huh? It's as if Ms. Shibukawa begged you to spend a lot of money to put her in the ICU ward!" Kunikida Duppo scolded him across the air, "Of course, I'm not against saving lives, I'm Oppose your behavior of swiping my card indiscriminately! Don't you have any money yourself? Our detective agency's monthly salary is paid on time!"

"My wallet was washed away by the river, what can I do."

"Damn, bastard Dazai, you actually said such things in such a natural tone, and you don't even think about why the river washes away your money! It's not the trouble you caused by jumping into the river every day..."

Ignoring the noise of these two guys like a sitcom, Qingguang Qingguang put down his backpack, approached her and asked, "Master, how do you feel now?"

"It's recovering, but the left shoulder is a little itchy, but it can't be scratched." Shibukawa Yao replied helplessly.

Ms. Xie Ye, who was standing on the other side, put down the examination report, touched her forehead with a smile to see if there was any abnormality in her body temperature, "It seems that your recovery speed is faster than ordinary people, whether it is the medical examination report or your The wound on the left shoulder speaks for itself."

The elder sister's actions are very kind and natural, and the conversation does not seem like the first meeting between the two.But Shibukawa Yao knew that this must be his talent [Initial favorability with strange women +50] is playing a strange role again...

But thinking about his previous monster-like physical recovery ability, and Dongyun Yuanxing's inadvertent disclosure of information that "your family's physique is like this", he nodded immediately: "That's true."

"Everything is normal, it's just that I'm a little weak, and I'll be able to recover after eating some good food to nourish my body." Yosano Akiko said gently, and looked up at her black-haired colleague who was still arguing with Kunikida Doppo—— It was as if he had come to the hospital specially to quarrel with Kunikida.The older sister immediately leaned over, leaned close to the girl's ear and said without end, "He's shy."

Yoshikawa:? ? ?

who?Who is shy?Dazai?Will he know how to write the word?

"To be precise, maybe 'uncomfortable' would be better." Yosano straightened up and smiled, pretending to be normal, "I am a doctor from the Armed Detective Agency, Yosano Akiko, and it is my first time meeting, it is a pleasure to meet you You, Miss Shibukawa."

"I'm Shibukawa Yo, nice to meet you."

Shechuan Yao raised his right hand that was not given an injection and shook it with her, but what he thought of was the exorbitant medical expenses that the other party paid for Xiao She's lame treatment in another world...Rich woman, hold me tight!

And California Qingguang also helped to briefly talk about what happened later.

When Kunikida received the inexplicable deduction information, he guessed that they had returned to the shore through some kind of supernatural power. As soon as he left Haiyan, he immediately grabbed California Kiyomitsu and flew back to Yokohama by plane.Sure enough, the two picked up a slumped Osamu Dazai and a vegetative in a half-lying state in the hospital.

At that time, if Kunikida Doppo hadn't tried his best to stop him, Token Fusangshin would probably have drawn his sword and beheaded Dazai Osamu on the spot—to show the harsh regulations of the Shinsengumi back then with practical actions.

And then... just when everyone was getting ready for a long-term battle, after only a week, the vegetable woke up by itself.

Shibukawa Yao was silent for a while, did it take a whole week? I feel that this awakening speed is not "strong" at all.

However, she probably guessed that it was one of the learning punishments of the "Red Declaration" [Physical Decline]. The Jackdaw, which was a thrilling ghost ship, went into the sky and entered the sea, and finally ran to find someone to die in love with injuries all over her body... In this way, the time spent in a vegetative state for less than ten days is still relatively short.

While she was thinking, she and Yosano Akiko suddenly "unintentionally" kicked Kunikida's chair when she got up to leave, and the latter instantly remembered the secret signal they had set when they went out.This person didn't care about bickering with Osamu Dazai anymore, he just reached out and grabbed California Qingguang and dragged him out: "Come on, Qingguang, let's go and ask the attending physician what precautions to take when taking care of patients next time!"

California Qingguang didn't want to go at first, he hadn't seen his master for a long time... But he also felt that it was very important to ask the doctor's advice, so he was forced to leave immediately.

Dazai looked at the group of people coming and leaving like the wind with a puzzled face, his unsloppy backs made him thoughtful.

"Why this expression?" Shibukawa Yao took a sip of the hot water on the side, and almost spat it back... Fuck, it's so hot, who poured the water?

"What expression?" Dazai asked back.

"I suggest you take a mirror and look at it."

Since there were no mirrors around, Dazai turned on the camera function of the mobile phone, flipped on the camera, and looked at his expression.

"Well, I look good today too."

"Don't think I didn't see that you are a beauty camera."

"..."

So he put away his cell phone awkwardly, uncharacteristically, he didn't make any excuses.

This scene made Shibukawa Yao almost want to laugh, "What are you doing sitting so far away, come closer, I won't hit you in this state."

"I've never worried about this problem." Dazai muttered, but he still moved the chair to the place where Qingguang Qingguang had been before, "Yao-chan, how do you feel now?"

Although this question has already been answered, Shibukawa Yao thought about it and shook his head: "Not very good."

"Eh? Is something uncomfortable!" Dazai visibly became nervous.

"Heart."

"……what?"

Shibukawa Yao, while disgusted with his earthy love words, accused the other party with a serious face: "Miss Akiko told me just now, you were busy confessing to the nurse when I was unconscious."

"No! How could Dr. Xie Ye be so innocent?" The black-haired young man's expression was filled with anger, "How could I be attracted to a middle-aged aunt who is 1.8 meters tall and weighs [-]!"

"Will you be tempted to change to a beautiful girl nurse?"

"This...cough cough, no, absolutely not." Dazai said hesitantly, but when he stared at Kamishikawa Yoshi's slightly narrowed eyes like a big cat-like beast of death, he immediately came to his senses, Immediately, he grabbed the girl's right hand, and his words were full of sweet words.

"I hate it, how could it be, is he such a casual person~ I already have Yao-chan you?"

If I hadn't heard it with my own ears, it would be hard to imagine that such a young girl's lines would come out of this handsome guy.

Shibukawa Yoshi almost couldn't stop the oppressive gaze and laughed.

But she still said lightly on the surface: "It doesn't matter. Anyway, I was in a vegetable state at that time, and no one knew when I would wake up. I would not object to the fact that you want to find a new love partner... Don't do it for a A comatose fool is delaying a good life."

"...What, so Yao-chan, do you think of me like this?"

The smile on Dazai Osamu's face was a bit dim, but Shibukawa Yoshi felt that he was unconsciously tightening his fingers on his right hand a little bit.

"Obviously everyone said, 'Let's end the pain at this moment', but as soon as the matter is over, they turn their faces. Girls' hearts are really fickle..."

He pretended to be relaxed and wanted to let go of his hand and sit back to his original position, but Shibukawa Yao flipped his hand over and grabbed his wrist the next second, and immediately stood there in a daze, not knowing whether to advance or retreat.

At this time, Shibukawa Yao also retracted his original [super fierce.jpg] gaze at this time, and sighed from the bottom of his heart: "You are the fickle person, Mr. Dazai. You obviously invited a colleague who is good at medical treatment to come here The person who visited me without saying anything, even deliberately quarreled with others, and tried not to look at me after entering the house... The person who doesn't want to face me alone is obviously you."

Dazai pursed his lips and remained silent.Or, by default.

However, Shibukawa Yao continued in the next second: "Is it that I can't give people a sense of security? No, my friends say that I make people feel at ease."

"Huh?" He said with a little surprise, "I thought Yao-chan you were joking on the boat!"

Shibukawa Yo: "..."

Immediately, there was a bit of sincere anger in her eyes, "Who would joke with you in a situation where you are about to die at any time! How boring am I?"

"Aren't you happy playing dice by yourself?" the black-haired youth said innocently.

"I did it to coax you! Bastard!"

"How can anyone's girlfriend use such a way of failure to comfort others! You will be laughed at if you say it!"

Osamu Dazai, who has always been complained about by others, has also rarely played the role of a complainer this time.

But Yoshikawa replied without thinking, "Your!"

"........."

Osamu Dazai looked into her eyes carefully for more than ten seconds before suddenly laughing: "So, we are... are we really together now?"

Shibukawa Yao nodded solemnly: "Yes! If you doubt this question again, I will really beat someone up!"

So the black-haired young man laughed even more happily this time, and even boldly poked her cheek.

"Okay, it's settled." He said with a smile, "Heal your wounds these few days, and I'll cook some tonic for you later."

Shibukawa Yao's complexion changed, and he was very frightened: "You finally decided to poison your new girlfriend to death?"

"How could it really be poisoned to death? Aren't you in the hospital? It's super convenient if you want first aid."

Osamu Dazai said confidently.

Yoshikawa: ...?

Fuck, Dalang, you are so cruel—Qing Guang, come back and save me!