ghost and donkey

I sat in the restaurant with Ye Ming and watched his expression change from joking to surprise and finally to appreciation.

Finally, he raised his glass and said to me: "It was I, Ye Ming, who underestimated Mu Di at the beginning. It was my fault to judge people by their appearance! Three glasses of punishment!"

This Ye Ming is straightforward, he is a sweetheart.

Finally he said again: "I, Ye Ming, have a lot of money. Even if Mu Di comes up with ideas, the money he makes is [-]-[-]."

I laughed: "You are almost giving me money for nothing."

He also laughed: "What's the point? If Mudi is willing to marry me, I will give it to you for nothing!"

I was so amused by him that I couldn't stop laughing, and the two ate a meal from noon to night. In the end, Ye Ming was so drunk that he almost floated back. I was fine, I didn't drink much, just slightly drunk.

It was already late at night when we went back, candles were already lit at home, and orange light could be seen from a distance.

As soon as I stood at the door, the bald donkey opened the door, as if waiting early.

The bald donkey frowned and said, "Have you been drinking?"

I replied: "Men, how can you not drink between the dinner tables? It's not interesting, and the bigu pill you gave is really tasteless."

I entered the door, and the bald donkey followed me closely: "Who are you drinking with? And...why are there so few flowers in the yard? You...sold them?"

This bald donkey is simply an old mother. I was already dizzy after drinking alcohol, and now I just want to have a good sleep, and this bald donkey is buzzing like flies.

"Don't go out casually. You haven't been in contact with the world for so many years, so you can be easily deceived. Besides...you look like this...so, if other people are interested in you..."

I couldn't help but give him a sideways glance: "I'm a big man, who can have a crush on a big man?"

Bald Donkey: "No, but you..."

"But what's wrong with me?!" I yelled at him. "I'm a tall and seven-foot man, can others still treat me as a woman?!"

The bald donkey sighed, looking quite headache.

I thought about it, and reached out to untie my belt.

The bald donkey was shocked: "Qing Ge, what are you doing?"

I took off all my shirts, and put my breast plate in front of his eyes: "Nuo, let me show you, sir, am I a woman?"

The bald donkey stepped back again and again and kept waving his hands: "Qing Ge, whether you are a man or a man, you should put on your clothes..."

I was stunned, why is this bald donkey so perfunctory?Can a woman have a flat chest like mine?

"You don't believe me!"

"No, no, I believe it..."

The bald donkey said the letter, but still didn't look at me. I was so angry that I had to stand on tiptoe and grab the bald donkey by the ear and drag him to my chest.

"Look carefully, young master, am I a man or a woman!"

The bald donkey didn't speak this time. I waited for a long time, but he didn't speak.

What, is it because I was dragged into a fool?

"Mo Nian..." I called him.

He jumped away suddenly, staring at me like an enraged lion, the purple demonic energy between his brows looming, as if he wanted to eat me up.

"Qingge..." He called me and held out his hand to me.

I looked at him in surprise, and always felt that something would happen if I refused him this time, so I obediently put my hand on it.

The bald donkey's hands are big and rough, making my hands white and tender.

The bald donkey laughed and pulled me into his arms.

The bald donkey looked cold, but his body was warm and tight, so I hugged him back.

I listened to the thumping heartbeat of the bald donkey, and finally my consciousness became more and more blurred, and finally fell asleep in the arms of the bald donkey.

When I was completely unconscious, I thought, when I let the bald donkey hold me in the future, I must ask him to put away his jade pendant first, otherwise I will feel so hard.

When I woke up the next day with a terrible headache, Bald Donkey helped me up and gave me a massage.

I leaned on him and asked him, "Have you gained anything after this retreat?"

He replied: "Everything is fine as you like."

I nestled in his arms and looked up at him: "Is this in conflict with your Buddha?"

The evil energy between the bald donkey's brows has disappeared, he lowered his head and touched my face, saying: "Then we don't want Buddha."

Does this mean to return to vulgarity?I was amazed, but unfortunately this bald donkey massage was so comfortable, I stopped thinking about it, and felt relaxed.

Two months later, I earned my first sum of money, which was enough to cover the expenses of an ordinary family for five years.

The bald donkey took me to find Miss Shen again, but unfortunately, when we arrived, it was the day of Miss Shen's wedding.

She was dressed in a red wedding dress, almost surpassing all the beauties in this world, and her smile was like a flower.

The bald donkey put his arms around my shoulders and comforted me in a low voice: "Don't be sad, there are always better people..."

I sighed: "It's good that she is happy. After all, I am not good enough for her."

The bald donkey was shocked and said, "Qing Ge, why do you think so? You are the most beautiful in this world..."

"Enough." I interrupted him helplessly, always feeling that Bald Donkey really regarded me as his child. "I'm not particularly upset."

The bald donkey said, "Then are you angry?"

I shook my head.

The bald donkey said, "Why, don't you like her?"

I said helplessly: "Bulk, you can tell at a glance that you have never liked anyone. I am naturally happy when the person I like is happy. Why do I feel sad and angry when she is happy?"

Bald donkey.

Finally he asked me: "Then what is the feeling that you can't control your emotions if you can't get the person in your heart?"

I was surprised: "Who do you have this feeling for?"

The bald donkey said, "It's from the script."

I didn't think that this bald donkey could read the script, but when I thought about it carefully, I thought it was funny when I thought about this bald donkey reading those love stories with a serious face.

The bald donkey was upset and pushed me lightly: "Don't laugh, you haven't told me yet."

I straightened my face, looked at him and said, "That's the love between husband and wife."

The sun was just right, and the bald donkey's head was shining.

"Parents also like their children, but they don't demand their children like they demand their partners..."

"Then what kind of liking do you have for Miss Shen? Isn't it the liking between husband and wife?"

"I think it should be regarded as the love between brothers and sisters... I still feel guilty, but I really want to marry her... Oh, forget it, let's not talk about these things, let's see if we can be together in the next life Bar."

The bald donkey hummed, with a calm expression on his face, unable to read his thoughts.

I went back to Yunnan with the bald donkey. When I went back, there were lights and festoons everywhere, and it was more lively than usual. After asking about it, I realized that it was almost the Chinese New Year.

The bald donkey said: "The Chinese New Year in Fudotian is just as usual. This is the first time I've seen the Chinese New Year in this world. It's really lively."

Tsk tsk, this bald donkey is quite pitiful.

Do as the Romans do, and of course we have to celebrate the New Year when others celebrate the New Year.

Just do what you say, first of all, you have to eat dumplings on New Year's Eve. I bought a bunch of dumpling skins and vegetarian vegetables and went home to make dumplings. Making dumplings is very easy. I couldn't help laughing.

The bald donkey's hands were accidentally glued on, and the dumplings were crooked.

He said aggrievedly: "Don't laugh at me, I've never done this before."

I had no choice but to teach him, but this bald donkey can't make dumplings for some reason. Even if I teach him how to make dumplings, he can't make dumplings well.

I was so angry that I wiped the diaper on his face and asked him to cook something else.

Looking at the back of the bald donkey leaving aggrievedly, I thought for a while, took out a copper coin and wrapped it in the dumpling, and pressed the dumpling to make a mark.

When I was eating dumplings, I "accidentally" spooned the dumplings into the bowl of the bald donkey, and when the bald donkey bit the copper coin and covered his mouth with an ouch, he smiled and said, "Wow! Bald donkey, you are so lucky to eat it." !"

The bald donkey spat out the copper coin, looked at it, and then looked at me: "Is it right for me to eat this copper coin?"

I:"……"

"Vald donkey, you must have been stupid in your previous life."

The bald donkey smiled, then took out his purse and carefully put the copper coins into it.

It's not enough to eat dumplings dry, so I took out two jars of wine.

The bald donkey clasped his hands together and said, "Anituofo, monks don't drink alcohol."

I gave him a disgusted look: "Vulture, you are so mean."

The bald donkey said: "Alcohol hurts the body."

"Drinking a little will hurt your body?" I poured a bowl of wine and held it in front of him, clasped my hands together and said, "The wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha's heart will stay, Anituofo, this fellow Mo Nian has hair on his head , not like a bald donkey."

The bald donkey trembled, and said, "You call me...forget it, I'll just drink a bowl."

I laughed secretly, if I started, I wouldn't just let him drink a bowl.

The bald donkey was completely inferior to me in terms of human sophistication, and the two of them drank the last two jars of wine.