ghost and donkey

The second day after the bald donkey came back, he covered the yard with enchantments, all of which were used to conceal his breath.

He explained to me: "This body makes too much movement when it bears fruit, and I'm afraid it will be too noticeable." Breath, even if others can't see you, it's still dangerous."

I complied and promised not to go out until I recovered.

That bald donkey is really interesting, he doesn't go out even if I don't go out, and he will add a little speed-boosting medicine to my saplings, although they still grow very slowly.

There is still a long time to wait for the tree to bear fruit, so I played chess with that bald donkey. This bald donkey is really powerful, and I lost every game. The bald donkey still refused to let me go, and I was so angry that I drew five or six big bastards on his face.

This bald donkey can also play the flute. In the morning, he sobbed and played a euphemistic and beautiful "Phoenix Seeking the Phoenix", which made me feel happy all day long. It felt like I went to the brothel to make the oiran of the brothel bald The donkey girl gave me a show to make me happy.

To kill time, I also planted other things in the yard, which were seeds I grabbed from the donkey's bag. When I planted them, the donkey said helplessly that he didn't know what kind of seeds they were.

Then the killing vine was planted, the color was fiery red, and the vines slapped on the ground to make traces one after another, which scared me enough to complain about the bald donkey.

The bald donkey comforted me: "This killing vine is close to its master, and it will never do anything to hurt you."

"But I'm a ghost, can this vine see me?"

The bald donkey was speechless.

Fortunately, in addition to the killing vine, there are also many flowers growing, which are colorful and really beautiful. I can look at it for two hours when I look at it, and the bald donkey follows me for two hours.

The days passed day by day, and finally one night Bald Donkey said to me: "Qing Ge, the body will bear fruit tomorrow."

I was so excited that I waited with the bald donkey that night.

Wait, wait, wait until the moon sets and the sun rises.

"Here we come." Finally the bald donkey said.

As soon as the bald donkey finished speaking, the leaves on the tree burst into dazzling golden light, and then I felt the golden light pulling me, as if trying to pull me into the package.

I was so scared that I shouted: "Mo Nian!"

Then I heard the bald donkey behind me say: "You can follow it with confidence, the process of reshaping your body is very painful, come out if you can't bear it."

The voice was trembling.

I let the golden light pull me into the package.

At first I felt very comfortable, the golden light wrapped around my body, it was as warm as if I went to a hot spring when I was still alive.But then it was not easy, just like Wanhe needles stuck to every part of my body, and then like a girl's embroidery, those needles were entwined with golden light and shuttled back and forth on my body.

"Ahh..." I was the young master before I was alive, and I am a lonely soul that no one can see after my death. How have I ever suffered such suffering?I couldn't hold back the tears, but I couldn't help but burst into tears.

At this time, I actually heard the voice of the bald donkey in a trance.

"Qingge! Come out when you can't bear it!"

"Qingge..."

"Qingge..."

This bald donkey looks down on people too!I gritted my teeth, and let my tears and snot run down my nose without crying.

I don't know how long this body has been repaired by needles, I only know that when I felt that my tears could drown the mountain in the immovable sky, I finally lost consciousness.

When I woke up I already had a body.

It's just that after being a ghost for too long, I only felt that my body was heavy for a while, and I couldn't stand up, so I fell to the ground with a slap.

The bald donkey rushed out from nowhere, and anxiously helped me up.

"What? What's wrong?...Why don't you talk, it hurts from the fall?"

I laughed, thinking that this bald donkey is no longer like a monk, but like an old lady.

The bald donkey saw that I was laughing at him, and his ears turned red.

"You...you...Qing Ge, you..."

He "you" didn't say anything for a long time.

Finally, he paused for a while, and then said, "Are you hungry?"

Oh yes, I am a ghost with a body now, and I will be hungry. I feel it for a long time, and I don’t know whether I am hungry or not.

I asked the bald donkey what it feels like to be hungry. After thinking about it for a long time, the bald donkey told me that he had been fasting for a long time, so he didn’t know.

The two of us were speechless, and finally decided to eat a little whether we were hungry or not.

What I ate was vegetarian food made by Bald Donkey, which was light but unexpectedly delicious.

The bald donkey said: "The monk who does not move the sky will solve his own hunger before he can eat the grain."

I was wrong before, this bald donkey is not indifferent to me, he is obviously very warm, just like my mother.

He cooks when I eat, fetches water when I take a shower, arranges all my clothes from inside to outside, and combs my hair when I get up.

I was sitting in the yard bought by the bald donkey, wearing the clothes bought by the bald donkey, with a square bun on my head and a wooden hairpin made by the bald donkey, eating fruits that the bald donkey got from nowhere and asked him : "Vald donkey, do you think I look like a little boy who is kept by a woman?"

The bald donkey sat next to me and said, "I'm not a woman."

I follow the good advice: "That's the little boy who is kept by a man."

The bald donkey was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Your face is indeed white."

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry for a while, and stretched out my legs to kick him, but he sat perfectly still and didn't move.

When I had had enough trouble, the bald donkey said, "I said I would take care of you."

I looked at him in surprise, but he had closed his eyes as if he was cultivating, and I looked at his eyebrows again, there was no looming demonic energy, I think it is really comfortable these days.

It's not fun to stay in the courtyard all the time, so I went out to play in the mountains with the bald donkey, but the bald donkey has a tight fur, and he is a monk who has to wear a gauze hat to cover his face and forces me to cover his face. In the end, I lost He had to wear a gauze hat too.

When I walked through countless green waters and green mountains with that bald donkey, I was tired of looking at it, and I saw Miss Shen's afterlife.

Ms. Shen is the unmarried wife I am sorry for. She is now in her twenties. I pretended to be a passerby and begged her for water. She was very kind and gave me a water bottle for me to take away.

I said to Bald Donkey: "I want to marry her, but I have nothing now."

The bald donkey was stunned for a long time, and said, "You didn't know each other before."

I didn't want to explain too much to this bald donkey, so I smiled and said, "Bulk donkey, do you know it's love at first sight?"

The bald donkey hesitated to speak, but finally said nothing.

Now that I'm going to marry someone else's girl, I can't take her as a bad face.So I went home with that bald donkey and decided to make money by myself.

The old rich businessman was not for nothing. I understand the ways of the world, and I can do all kinds of small calculations. The only trouble is that the bald donkey refuses to borrow money from me for capital.

He said: "Giving you money like this to let you plunge into this world is like letting me into this world. This is against my heart..."

It's all messed up, as if he is not floating in the world of mortals now.

Is there nothing he can do if he refuses?This bald donkey looks down on people.

When he was practicing in seclusion, I picked some flowers in the yard and went out to sell them.

But I always feel that I seem to be out of touch with the world. The flowers in my hand are just ordinary flowers, but when I go out, there will always be crowds and looting.

It wasn't until one day that a person in luxurious clothes lifted my chin with a fan and said: "People are more beautiful than flowers." I didn't understand.

Well, it turns out that what Xiaoye sells is not flowers, but faces.

The frivolous and luxuriously dressed man is named Ye Ming. Nine out of ten shops on the most prosperous street in Yunnan belong to him, and his level of wealth is close to that of me back then.

I don't mind his frivolous behavior anymore, so I lost money and discussed with him how to make money.