The unlucky life of a medical student

After finishing speaking, Qi Ling immediately made a fanning motion: "It's hard to dissipate the sour smell of kimchi, and the sour smell of love has come back. Fortunately, I still exude the fragrance of a single dog."

Xu Guangcheng smiled slightly and said, "You are indeed single, but unfortunately there is no fragrance."

"you--"

Qi Ling was a little angry.

Xu Guangcheng suddenly asked Zhong Wuchuan: "Still don't want to go back to Shanhai Pet Center?"

Zhong Wuchuan said: "The final decision has not been made."

"Okay, then..."

Xu Guangcheng raised his head, looked out of the balcony, and said, "Let's go shopping in the neighborhood opposite later."

"What do you want to do?"

Zhong Wuchuan became nervous inexplicably.

Xu Guangcheng said: "Don't be afraid, now is a society ruled by law."

"I'm even more scared after you said that!"

Zhong Wuchuan muttered to himself.

Xu Guangcheng smiled and said nothing.

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Feng Yu returned to the rental house, and immediately took out the messenger talisman: Brother, this place is full of evil spirits!Quick support!

Afterwards, he released the sound transmission talisman and opened the dilapidated small refrigerator, only to find that the refrigerator was powered off and all the dumplings in the frozen layer were broken.

"You bastard!"

Feng Yu took out the instant noodles, opened them, and prepared to cook the instant noodles with water.

did not expect--

The faucet was turned on, and a silky stream of water flowed out, and even the silky stream of water only lasted for 30 seconds, and then...

No water? !

Feng Yu turned pale with shock, and hurriedly started the stove.

however--

The natural gas was also cut off!

Feng Yu realized that the situation was not good, took out his mobile phone, and dialed the landlord's number: "Aunt Zhang, all the water, electricity and gas on my side have suddenly been cut off! Could it be that you didn't pay the bill!"

("What about Hong Kong! I want you to say hello! Ha three times and four things! Allah never does all kinds of things! It must be that everyone in front of you is busy memorizing banknotes! Okay, Fugang, Lennon I want to memorize the law to cut!")

From the loudspeaker, the landlady, Aunt Zhang, gave an energetic answer, accompanied by the square dance accompaniment of "You are my little apple".

"But Aunt Zhang...Aunt Zhang...I don't understand what you're saying, can you..."

Feng Yu wanted to say "Say it again in Mandarin", but the other party had already hung up the phone!

The blind sound of "beep beep beep" made Feng Yu feel uncomfortable all over. After searching in the living room, he finally found three bills for utilities.

"Let me see..."

Feng Yu looked at the list with a cigarette in his mouth, and then——

It doesn't matter if you don't see it, you'll be shocked when you see it!

This house has already owed water, electricity and gas for half a year!

The cumulative arrears of the three bills exceeded [-]!

"When the house was sublet to me, the asking price was so cheap, I didn't even look at the ID card, and I didn't write the contract! Sure enough... I was tricked by this idiot!"

Feng Yu looked at the arrears reminder notice and showed a bitter smile.

……

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After eating the crabs, Zhong Wuchuan prepared to close the table.

Xu Guangcheng glanced at Qi Ling and said, "It's your job."

"Why..."

Xiaobao and Qi Ling complained together, but stood up honestly and cleaned up the mess.

Zhong Wuchuan saw that they were clumsy when they put away the table, and was about to step forward to help, when Xu Guangcheng said, "Let's go down and walk around."

why?

Zhong Wuchuan raised his head, saw Xu Guangcheng's eyes, and immediately forgot the "why" he wanted to ask.

The two went downstairs one after the other.

When leaving the gate, Xu Guangcheng said: "Actually, at school that day, you don't need to slow down and wait for me. I can use the wall penetration technique."

"I have never cultivated immortality, how would I know that you can penetrate walls..."

Zhong Wuchuan muttered, walking in the community with Xu Guangcheng.

Zhong Wuchuan suddenly remembered that the National Day was coming when he saw the security guards hanging the lanterns on the ladders and the newly bloomed chrysanthemums were placed on both sides of the aisle.

"So we've only known each other for a month," he said in a low voice, "Why do I feel like I've met Sansheng III... Don't get me wrong, I'm just expressing emotion, there's no other meaning... Absolutely nothing... Not at all ..."

Guilt made his voice lower and lower.

Seeing through his inconsistency, Xu Guangcheng casually recruited a stray cat and said while stroking its fur, "I know you have no other intentions."

"It's good to know."

Zhong Wuchuan also squatted down and touched the cat with Xu Guangcheng.

"Mimi...you are so cute...so obedient..."

Like other residents in the community, when encountering stray cats who don't know their names but are willing to get close to people, Zhong Wuchuan calls them "Mimi".

When Mimi heard Zhong Wuchuan praise it for being cute, her eyes narrowed into slits, and she rubbed her head against the palm of her hand vigorously, while Xu Guangcheng's hand gently stroked its back. Mimi soon lay comfortably on the ground together. Cat cake.

At this time, Zhong Wuchuan noticed that Xu Guangcheng's right hand cuff showed a few red spots, which looked like animal claw marks and chapped skin: "Old Xu, what happened to your arm? It was scratched by a cat...no...it was scratched by a lion Yet?"

Knowing that Xu Guangcheng would never be scratched by a cat, Zhong Wuchuan urgently changed the cat into a lion.

Hearing this, Xu Guangcheng withdrew his right hand that was touching the cat, and said, "This is not a scratch, it is the price for forcibly terminating the contract with Qiongqi."

"The price of termination? It sounds like..."

"The contract between the beast and the cultivator is an unequal treaty. When signing the contract, whichever party is stronger, the contract will favor that side. However, no matter how unequal the contract is, it is also a contract, with two-way binding force," Xu Guangcheng said, "Forcibly breaking the contract The party who is the one must pay the price!"

"so--"

"When I signed the contract with Qiongqi, I had the upper hand, so the contract favored me. If he dared to forcibly break the contract, he would be turned into ashes by the backlash of the contract. Rebelled openly."

"Then what if it's you who broke the contract? What price will you have to pay?"

Zhong Wuchuan is more concerned about this issue.

"A price not worth mentioning."

Xu Guangcheng rolled up his sleeves, revealing his cracked skin like a turtle shell: "It's basically like this."

"This, this is a price not worth mentioning?! Brother, your arm is bleeding! Don't you feel pain?"

At this moment, he really realized that Xu Guangcheng was really good to him...

Why is it so nice to me?

How can I deserve you to treat me so well? !

Zhong Wuchuan doubted his own value.

Feeling his wavering, Xu Guangcheng put down his sleeves and said soothingly, "Don't think too much, I just did what a normal person would do in that situation! Even if the person who was caught by Qiongqi at that time was A person I don't know, I will also..."

"Really? Or..."

Zhong Wuchuan interrupted Xu Guangcheng.

"Look me in the eyes and tell me—"

"This……"

He who had prepared Taotao's speech, suddenly couldn't say a word.

He could only turn around, pretending to admire the chrysanthemum, and smiled when he saw the aunts and aunts who were dancing in the square opposite.

"Shushan Jianxiu, I may have a way to catch them all without any effort."

"What way?! Tell me!"

……

……

Feng Yu, who was so hungry that his stomach was sticking to his belly, finally waited for four senior brothers.

After receiving the letter from Feihe, he immediately opened the balcony window, and the four fellow doormen stepped on their long swords and filed into the house.

"Little brother, is this where you live?"

As soon as the eldest brother entered the room, he looked around the living room and said, "It seems to be pretty good."

The other three brothers also expressed their appreciation for the new residence of the brothers, and planned to use this house as a temporary liaison office for the brothers.

Feng Yu saw that his seniors affirmed his vision for choosing a house, and he was immediately embarrassed to tell the fact that he was cheated by the second landlord, let alone admit that the house had been cut off from water, electricity and gas.

He took out the five bottles of mineral water that he bought in the small supermarket downstairs half an hour ago, and distributed them to each of the brothers, explaining: "The water here has a smell of alcohol, brothers, you should drink it." Mineral water."

"Thank you, brother."

After thanking the third brother, he quickly unscrewed the cap of the bottle, took a sip, and said, "I'm thirsty to death! This shabby place is full of evil spirits, and everything is money! You have to pay for drinking water! You have to pay for paying respects." Money! If you speak louder on the road, you will be fined!"

"That's why the master asked us to go down the mountain, Hong Chen asked," said the second senior brother, "This world of Hong Chen is so vast, every second is really a torment!"

"Yeah, it's burning like a fire, and it hurts so much!" The fourth child said, "But the master asked us Hongchen to ask, naturally there is his reason, we have to accept all changes with a natural heart, blindly complaining will only make us feel better. I became more and more irritable, and finally my mind became unstable..."

"Don't talk about it, let's work hard together, finish the mission of the master as soon as possible, and return to Shushan."

The elder brother's words immediately attracted the approval of the four junior brothers.

Then the third child put down the half-drinked Nongfu Spring, and said to Feng Yu: "Little brother, you sent a message amulet earlier, saying that the monster here is full of evil spirits and needs our support, but you are sure where the monster is and how many there are. What kind of monster is it?"

"This one……"

Feng Yu thought for a while and said, "I only know that Yao lives in the neighborhood opposite, and I don't know anything else."

"The evil spirit is too strong, so you dare not come to investigate?"

Feng Yu nodded aggrievedly.

"understood."

The senior brother stood up, patted Feng Yu on the shoulder, and said, "Junior brother, you stay here and guard, seniors come as soon as you go!"

"it is good!"

Feng Yu was going to send the four brothers out.

At this time, there was a chaotic knock on the door.

"anyone there!"

"Wait--"

Before Feng Yu could reply, the aunts of the neighborhood committee, led by the landlord, Aunt Zhang, rushed in and sternly said to the young people in strange clothes in the house: "Take out your ID cards! And temporary residence permits!"

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Invincible aunt~~~