The unlucky life of a medical student

The Kuafu Peach Blossom incident was Zhong Wuchuan's first experience of flying, and the feeling of going straight up and down made him collapse.

Unexpectedly, after only a week, he actually got used to the feeling of being suspended in the air, and wanted to sit in the high-altitude enchantment and say hello to the dolphins.

"You really..."

In order to take care of his curiosity, Xu Guangcheng had to keep his flight altitude less than 100 meters from the water surface, and added a reflective barrier to the barrier to avoid being seen by people on the transoceanic cruise ship.

Zhong Wuchuan saw the vast water world for the first time, and everything he saw was novel.

When he saw a group of killer whales appearing in front of him, he was so excited that he couldn't hold back the prehistoric power in his heart, and said, "Can I touch them? It looks smooth!"

"of course can."

Xu Guangcheng lowered the flight altitude a little more.

The curious killer whales also sensed the existence of Xu Guangcheng and Zhong Wuchuan. The whole group stopped deliberately and swam around. The plump body like a jujube drew an imperfect curve in the air, and stirred up thrilling splashes on the sea.

Some fur seals and seals were unfortunately hit by the tail of the killer whale to a height of [-] meters in the air, and they passed out when they fell into the water.

"so cute!"

Zhong Wuchuan watched with joy.

There was also a crazy "click" on the whale watching boat not far away.

Like giant pandas, killer whales with black and white color schemes and chubby bodies are the most loved by humans among many marine creatures!

When he saw a killer whale deliberately pushing a certain unlucky shark whose liver was bitten off by it to the side of a human cruise ship to show off, Zhong Wuchuan couldn't help showing the kind smile of an old mother seeing a silly son.

"Why are killer whales so cruel, but so friendly to humans?"

"This question is like rich people looking down on poor people but bowing down to those who are richer than themselves. Killer whales are the smartest in nature second only to humans," Xu Guangcheng said. "They are very clear about their position in the biological chain. Build a good relationship with humans to ensure the continuation of the entire group. Even if humans have crazily hurt them, they will only stay away from the individual humans who have hurt them, and never consider revenge on the entire human group.”

"So smart?!"

"Don't underestimate the wisdom of killer whales," Xu Guangcheng said. "If the civilization of the next era is born in the ocean, [-]% of the creators will be killer whales."

Zhong Wuchuan was immediately in awe of these cute black and white fat paper.

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Four consecutive days of opera performances made Zhong Wuchuan unable to return to his daily life for a long time. In his mind and ears, the magnificent melodies and melodious and high-pitched singing always echoed, although he did not fully understand "Niber "Dragon Root's Ring", I only know that this is a fateful tragedy caused by greed and love.

He began to gradually accept the changes in his body, although he still hated the fact that Qi Ling or other creatures in the mountain and sea world pointed out "you are no longer human".

On this day, he went to the aquatic product market to pick crabs. When he came back, he held five pairs of Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs in his left hand, each of which weighed four taels. When he got on the bus, there was a sudden smell of a magic stick behind him—since he lived with Qi Ling, his aversion to creatures like the magic stick and his ability to discern them had all entered the realm of gods.

Zhong Wuchuan got into the car calmly, deliberately sat near the car door, and watched the young man with curly hair who exuded the smell of a magic stick get into the car, walked past him, and sat in the row behind him.

After arriving at the station, Zhong Wuchuan got out of the car, and the young man who pretended to be in a dish of hair quickly got out of the car too.

Zhong Wuchuan's heart suddenly became vigilant.

While waiting for the traffic lights at the intersection, he deliberately slowed down so that the young man in road clothes stood side by side with him and stood beside the zebra crossing, and pretended to be curious and said: "Brother, are you new here? It looks a bit unfamiliar. Yes Alright, which online shop did you buy this suit on? It's very well done!"

"I didn't buy it online," said the young man who pretended to speak fluently on the phone. "It was from my teacher...it was from my hometown."

Shimen...

Zhong Wuchuan's vigilance rose to a new height.

It just so happened that the red light turned green at this time, Zhong Wuchuan deliberately slowed down, and landed behind the young man in Daoist attire, and observed it openly.

The bun on the head is made of natural hair, and the hair is fixed with a blue-white jade hairpin. The Taoist robe on the body has long been washed white, knee-length, with many frays at the corners, and a sword tied to the back , a piece of fine jade with a green head is tied to the sword tassel, and a [-]-centimeter big gourd is hung on the waist.

This guy won't be...

Sword repair!

Thinking of this, Zhong Wuchuan didn't dare to be negligent, and watched the young man in Daozhuang enter the opposite community, and then went upstairs and returned to the house.

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"I'm starving! I'm starving!"

As soon as Zhong Wuchuan entered the room, the two guys who ate and drank for free and played rogues started yelling.

Zhong Wuchuan put the crabs in the pool and said, "Stop screaming, let's eat crabs tonight!"

"Wow, eat crab! I like it!"

Qi Ling jumped up from the sofa, and took his son around behind Zhong Wuchuan.

Zhong Wuchuan was speechless, and said: "Didn't it mean that unicorns are inherently kind and can't see blood or eat meat? Why do you see crabs so excited!"

"The blood of crabs is not red!" Qi Ling said confidently, "I can eat anything that doesn't bleed red!"

"Your integrity..."

Zhong Wuchuan began to wash perilla, rinse crabs, and slice ginger.

Seeing this, Qi Ling rubbed his hands together: "I actually bought five pairs of crabs. Does that mean that Xiaobao and I can each eat two pairs?"

"Okay, okay, you two won't do anything later but you can eat two pairs each. I bought crabs and steamed crabs, but I only ate one pair! It's so cold that you won't die!"

Zhong Wuchuan was completely convinced by the face of the father and son.

Seeing Zhong Wuchuan's bad tone, Qi Ling quickly changed his tone and said, "Little Zhong, why is there a sour smell on your body?"

"Do you not dip crabs in vinegar or sugar?"

Zhong Wuchuan put ginger slices in the crab's navel, and took it out of the cabinet to the steamer.

"No, do you really have a sour smell on your body, or the sour smell of Sichuan pickles!"

Qi Ling frowned.

Zhong Wuchuan immediately thought of the Taoist youth with a Sichuan accent.

He forcefully filled the steamer with water, put in perilla leaves, and said, "You're talking nonsense again! Hurry up and wash your son's paws, sit on the table, and eat crabs in 10 minutes!"

"Long live!"

Qi Ling shouted, and washed his hands with his son.

……

The crabs are steamed quickly.

Zhong Wuchuan took out three male crabs, put them on three plates, and said, "Eat slowly, eat the male crabs first, then the female crabs."

"Yeah!"

Qi Ling said while unraveling the rope, his saliva almost dripped into the plate.

Xiaobao is no exception.

Zhong Wuchuan thought that the money to buy the crabs came from the lottery, so he didn't bother with them. He unwrapped the rope, broke off the crab claws and shells, and began to eat slowly.

The doorbell rang suddenly.

Zhong Wuchuan said: "I heard it! If you want to go in, just go in, don't make so many detours."

After the words fell, Xu Guangcheng walked in.

Seeing the crabs on the table, he was a little surprised: "Eat crabs today?"

"That's right, I'm eating crabs today," Zhong Wuchuan pointed to the kitchen, "There are still some in the pot, I bought five pairs."

Xu Guangcheng went into the kitchen and took two crabs.

Seeing that all the crabs he took out were male crabs, Xiaobao felt uncomfortable immediately, kicked his feet and said, "Didn't it be agreed that Dad and I would eat two pairs each, and you would eat one pair! Why did he take two crabs by himself?" male!"

"Because...because..."

Zhong Wuchuan didn't know how to answer this question.

Xu Guangcheng said, "Because your dad can't beat me."

Little Treasure suddenly died down.

With graceful movements of his fingers, Xu Guangcheng quickly dismantled the two crabs into a pile of crab meat, crab roe, and crab paste. Then, he put one of them on Zhong Wuchuan's plate and said, "It's done, let's eat!"

"Amazing……"

Zhong Wuchuan, who had only seen crab demolition performances on TV, was so excited that he was speechless as he watched a pile of crab meat, crab roe and crab paste packed in crab shells.

Xiao Bao asked Qi Ling angrily: "Look at him! Look at you again! Don't you want to lose face!"

"If you have any opinions, go to your father! I have grown up, and today is the first time I eat crabs by myself!"

Qi Ling, who was a waste by nature, frankly showed the crab that he dismantled like a dog to his son.

"..."

The three people (beasts) on the table were silent together.

In order to break the deadlock, Zhong Wuchuan took the initiative to tell the story of meeting a strange young man in Taoist robes, and described the young man's appearance in detail, including the young man's Sichuan accent.

"Sichuan accent..."

Xu Guangcheng looked solemn.

Qi Ling was elated, and said, "No wonder I smell the sour smell of Sichuan pickles on you, so I met Shushan Jianxiu!"

"Are you sure it's the sour taste of Sichuan pickles, not sour vinegar?"

Qi Ling said: "You can doubt my character, but you can't doubt my nose!"

"Your nose is really smart, much smarter than your brain."

Xu Guangcheng looked at Zhong Wuchuan: "Did that guy notice you?"

"I don't know. I didn't come back until he entered the opposite neighborhood. In theory, he shouldn't have noticed me!" Zhong Wuchuan said, "Wait, he didn't come for me, did he?!"

Xu Guangcheng smiled and said, "Even if he is targeting you, there is nothing to be afraid of! You are a pure human, have no criminal record, and your files are clean! Besides, you have me by your side!"