Get fat by order

Little Phoenix was still in a daze until he went back.

The words "You're pregnant" echoed in his mind, making him a little at a loss: Are you going to chirp a few times?But he's not sure; this is his first time having a baby.

Fenghuang Mingzun scolded him all the way: "Are you and Dijun both melon skins! I don't know about such an important matter. I just checked it with my spiritual sense. It's been more than a month, and Dijun still let you alone. Hushan! You still have the courage not to eat! Huh? Do you want to turn the world upside down?"

Little Phoenix was so disgraced by his training that he didn't dare to say a word. Later, Phoenix Mingzun changed back into a bird form and held him in his mouth like a fruit.When he returned to the cave, he didn't allow the little phoenix to land. Instead, he folded up his wing feathers, plucked out dozens of long tail feathers, folded them, and made a down cover for the little phoenix layer upon layer. nest.

Bai Ze reminded: "Big Phoenix, your tail is bald."

Fenghuang Mingzun raised his phoenix eyes: "Shut up, these incense sticks will grow back after half a stick."

Bai Ze picked up a spell, pointed at him with a finger, and smiled with satisfaction: "I recorded it with a magic spell, and you have to help me deliver letters to Yuezai in the future. I officially hired you to place me in Yuezai." The number one informant around."

Phoenix Mingzun held the little Phoenix in his mouth, put the round white fur ball into the nest, and at the same time gouged Bai Ze with his eyes: "You know, I am the orthodox Phoenix, a new Phoenix who graduated from the previous Phoenix Mingzun Miao Miao class, with the first grade in the palace examination, entered the Brahma Mingwang system—"

"But you are not a messenger yet, and it is said that you are often regarded as a blue bird." Bai Ze winked at him, "Help me this favor, anyway, I can be regarded as your savior."

Fenghuang Mingzun said angrily: "Only Dijun misunderstood me! I don't deliver letters often! Brahma didn't train couriers! You go out and find fruit for me, catch some fish, Yuanyuan will eat some meat." "

Bai Ze stretched out his hand and flicked Little Phoenix's head—this white ball was a little panicked in the nest made of his idol's tail feathers, trying to crawl out.

Fenghuang Mingzun quickly pecked Bai Ze's hand, and said angrily: "Take your hand back! Did I let you touch him? Can you afford to touch it? Catch fish for me! Without fish you Don't even think about talking to Yue Lao in this life!"

Bai Ze: "..." He scratched his head, not knowing what happened.

Little Phoenix: "..."

Little Phoenix said cautiously: "Brother Mingzun, I'm actually not particularly delicate, I think, you can..."

Mingzun waved his wings and blocked his words: "Have you ever learned the knowledge of phoenix's physiology and hygiene? Have you ever hatched eggs? Have you ever given birth to little birds? Hmm? The pregnant birds I've seen can go around Brahma is in a circle, if you don’t know, don’t talk so much nonsense, just stay obediently. I don’t know how to cherish my first egg, is this a good bird? No! It’s always right to listen to adults, you must Delicate, not negotiable."

Xiao Fenghuang opened his mouth, swallowed what he wanted to say, retreated so cowardly, and squatted obediently in the nest, not daring to move.

Mingzun counted for him: "Precautions, you must eat, you must sleep well, you must eat meat, and you must not go out to play casually. The first month is the most critical day when the little bird grows an eggshell. Be very careful, after waiting for a month, you can do whatever you want, the shell of our phoenix egg is very hard. Unless the bird itself perceives the call of the phoenix fire, even the tribulation thunder will not be able to break it open. "

Little Phoenix's eyes lit up, and he said without hesitation: "Is it possible to make an upgrade system for the Vajra Cover, and add the components of Phoenix eggshells to the Vajra Cover, so that the product can be upgraded and help the immortals survive the catastrophe?" ...I'm sorry Mingzun, I didn't say anything, I don't mean to work and make money at all, I will take good care of my body."

Only then did Mingzun restrain his sharp eyes, and nodded in satisfaction.

Little Phoenix didn't give up. After being obedient for a while, he cautiously asked: "Then can I still read the novel?"

Fenghuang Mingzun flatly refused: "No, you little bird tends to stay up all night when you read the book, and you can't rest well when you stay up late. If you don't rest well, the babies must also not rest well. The eggshells don't grow out so quickly. It's not good."

Little Phoenix wrote it down carefully, asked a few more questions, and then tried to climb out again, wanting to drink some water.

Fenghuang Mingzun gushed: "Don't catch a cold, eat more fish and shrimp, acidophilus is normal, but what is that vinegar jelly you eat? I have never heard of it. Regular wealthy pregnant birds have to eat There is a kind of food called lemon, this kind of thing is not long in the fairy world, I have to go to the world to find it, but it doesn't matter, my mother's house has stocked up a lot of them for me, and the neighborhood is also very close to Phoenix Residence, just ask them to buy it, Bai Ze, Where is Bai Ze? Listen, besides fruits and fish and shrimp, you can go [-] miles east to buy a few hundred catties of lemons. You just move slowly. Also, you! Yuanyuan, why are you moving? Don’t move around! Oh, you need to drink water, go.”

Fenghuang Mingzun spoke for a long time without stopping, and finally found a chance to take a breather.He looked dignifiedly and reservedly at Little Phoenix, and then at Bai Ze: "Are there any questions?"

Little Phoenix quickly shook his head.

Bai Ze also quickly shook his head.He finally understood that the rumored little Douding, Empress Fuli, was going to have a baby of her own.He looked at Little Phoenix in shock: "Such a small little Yuan Douding, who is still a little bird, is already pregnant with little bird?"

The little Phoenix shrank back into the nest a little bit shyly, and said in a soft voice: "I am already three hundred years old, and I have been an adult Phoenix for a long time, but because I was worn out when I was an egg, so when I was a bird I can't grow up, and I can't become as good-looking as Brother Ming Zun."

Bai Ze "tsk tsk" a few times.

Fenghuang Mingzun climbed along the pole and struck while the iron was hot: "Look, this is the result of not developing well when you are an egg! You must take care of yourself, if your children grow up like you in the future, it will be a shame! , although it’s cute that you don’t grow up, and I haven’t found any other shortcomings so far—in short, you must take good care of your body and eat well. Don’t be smart, do you hear me?”

Little Phoenix nodded quickly.

Bai Ze raised his hand and spoke: "May I ask? I want to confirm again, has Emperor Fuli, who has been single for 2 years, really married this little bean ding bird as the empress, and is about to have a child of his own? "

Ming Zun picked up Bai Ze's collar, and easily threw the eight-foot man out of the cave: "Yes, do you have any questions? Don't worry about it. With your efficiency, you still want to be with me." The moon is broken and reunited, so go dreaming."

After Bai Ze was thrown out, Little Phoenix quickly nestled up, shrunk himself round, and pretended to sleep.

Mingzun was going to continue to drag him to talk about precautions during pregnancy, seeing him like this, he didn't call him, and said angrily: "Hmph, think I'm long-winded, Xiao Yuanyuan, you're done. After your egg is born I'll settle the bill with you again."

The big phoenix also sat down next to the little phoenix, nestled into a ball, put its slender and beautiful neck in the down, blocked the wind, and let the little phoenix sleep comfortably.Only then did Xiao Fenghuang remember that Fenghuang Mingzun hadn't told him since he woke up, what happened during the time he brought the Heavenly Soldiers to Shanhu Mountain, but it must have been very hard for him to be unconscious for four or five days.

He cautiously took a paw, picked up the storage ring with light movements, and after pawing for a long time, he pulled out the small blanket that Daxian'e had prepared for him, and covered Phoenix Mingzun with it, and then he quickly retracted. In the nest that Fenghuang Mingzun made for him, he slept peacefully, lest Mingzun wake up and catch him.

He is now in a prison, so he must be obedient.

The two phoenixes, one big and one small, slept until it was dark.At some point, Bai Ze came over with fish and shrimps and yellow sour fruits, and without waking them up, he cooked the fish and shrimps at ease, lit a fire on the spot, picked up the pot that Po Jun gave them yesterday to cook the stew and started cooking meal.

Little Fenghuang fell into a dazed sleep, peacefully.He has never slept in a nest made of phoenix feathers. He didn't know that this was the treatment that every little phoenix would have since childhood—the tail feathers from his parents and the nest woven by himself. Family width and warm strength.

Mingzun Fenghuang woke up before him, and when he woke up, he found the little quilt covering himself, so he picked up the little quilt again and covered little Fenghuang.

He was talking to Bai Ze in a low voice. Little Phoenix was actually about to wake up in a daze, but because of the changes in his body, he was trapped in warmth and sleepiness and couldn't extricate himself. He could only hear sporadic conversations in the haze, as if Far away, but he knows that there are people around him, and the people he likes coincide with the people who like him, so they stay by his side.

This feeling made him very at ease, the peace of mind he didn't have when he earned the first flat peach that filled his stomach by working part-time, and the peace of mind he didn't have after he fought alone and defeated many people who bullied him peace of mind.

He fell asleep peacefully again.

"Yes...the king is insane, and he insisted on attacking Fuli Palace. It was probably instigated by the devil...they imprisoned me for so many days, but they didn't really do anything. If they really want to stop it, I'm afraid there will only be the two of us— — plus Xiao Yuanyuan. Sigh, Yuanyuan should also be a good combat power. The emperor asked him to come here this time and gave him a long sword, but I don’t want him to go out to fight again—” This is Phoenix Mingzun's voice was very soft.

Bai Ze laughed, and said in a low voice, "If you don't think about it, then don't think about it. Pregnant birds are bigger than the sky. You are like this because you have been overwhelmed. If you really want us to add up to ten successes, it's him alone." Can the enchanted Phoenix King survive? Don't look at me as a book seller. Although Dijun and I are not a group of ancient gods, our roots are by no means bad. We can survive for another month, just die. In order to prevent those stupid phoenixes from leaving Shanhu Mountain, Heavenly Court will send people to meet us when the time comes."

Ming Zun said: "No way, a month is so long, Fuli Palace can't last for a month."

Bai Ze said: "Don't worry, Yuezai and Tanlang are still following up the process of searching for monsters. I saw Pojun also escorting Qisha to search for monsters yesterday. The enchanted Phoenix King caught it and pressed the astrolabe, and it can still help the emperor for ten days and half a month. You don't have to worry about time."

Then there was a short silence, as if someone was mentioned in these words, making them sigh together.

Ming Zun sighed: "I don't know that Qisha will..."

Bai Ze said: "I think that rabbit is very stable. With him around, Qi Kill should be fine. But there is one thing that I find strange. The fat Phoenix said that he used vinegar jelly for dinner, but the vinegar jelly It is the potion that is popular recently, if you take more than one piece, you will become enchanted, why is he okay? Or is it expired?"

Ming Zun was shocked: "What did you say?"

Bai Ze scratched his head: "Yesterday, I heard Qi Sha explain to Po Jun, and he was also very surprised why this fat phoenix was fine after eating it."

Phoenix Mingzun pondered for a long time: "It's really strange...but if you have to explain it, it doesn't make sense. Yuanyuan is one of the most pure-hearted little birds I've ever seen. Foreign objects don't disturb his mind. The so-called magic way, Expand your delusional thoughts and deepen your evil thoughts, but if a person has never had delusional thoughts and evil thoughts, even if he has taken the magic potion, where do he start? But it’s good to find out early, and there is no guarantee that something will happen in the future if nothing happens. You cut up this lemon and pickled a few more. Didn’t they find it when you bought it?”

Bai Ze patted his chest: "I pretended to be a phoenix with a pregnant wife and bought it. I told the man that my wife is pregnant and wants to eat sour food. We men should take good care of our daughter-in-law. The stall owner was very enthusiastic and told me I chatted for a long time, and almost wanted to keep me for dinner, but I made an avatar to pull me away, otherwise I couldn't get away."

Fenghuang Mingzun yelled: "Are you a fool! If you talk too much, you will lose your understanding!"

As soon as the words came out, he hurriedly lowered his voice, looked at Little Phoenix again, and found that he hadn't been woken up by himself, so he continued: "Now I'm running away, everyone is looking for me, you are afraid that we won't be discovered ?"

Bai Ze was very calm: "The sooner you find out, the sooner you find out. In short, there is going to be a war. The difference is that it will be sooner or later. What are you afraid of?" And the quick cooking picked up the fatty fish he brought back. "Qi Sha also said yesterday that people in the demonic way are gathering, and the next target may be Fuli Palace..."

Mingzun remained silent.

Bai Ze continued: "The Emperor moved the tiger away from the mountain and drove us all to Shanhu Mountain. I am afraid that this day was also expected. When the monsters gather to besiege Fuli Mountain, the Emperor will definitely use the power of magic to take care of it. I am afraid it will spread to a large area. In addition, the practice steps are disrupted, and it is not known whether his aura will go astray, and it is impossible to say that with his root bone cultivation, he will directly become a shocking monster, and the astrolabe has not had time If he destroys the six realms, he himself destroys the six realms. Who can say for sure about this kind of thing?"

He said: "It's just that he is supporting himself in Fuli Palace, and we are also supporting him here. If you really want to feel sorry for your fat phoenix, why not keep an eye on the moment and be prepared at all times, this is what we can do." Helped him."

Phoenix Mingzun stopped talking, and after a while, he said: "It makes sense."

He glanced at the little Phoenix who was sleeping soundly beside him: "Don't tell Yuanyuan about these things, he has already suffered a lot. As the big phoenix, it is our duty to take care of the little phoenixes. Although this guy is only a grown-up To be young...to be young, to be round, to be a liar, to be so worthless."

……

When dinner was ready, Little Phoenix was woken up by them.

Fenghuang Mingzun changed into a human form, holding a rice bowl, showing a sinister smile: "Little Yuanyuan, from now on, I will be responsible for supervising your eating, five bowls of rice every day, I believe you can easily do it."

Little Fenghuang was very obedient, he ate five bowls of rice and half a yellow lemon under the gaze of Mingzun Fenghuang.It's just that the fish soup is too fishy, ​​and Xiao Fenghuang doesn't want to drink it.

Once he was full and sleepy, he crawled into the nest and scratched his head with his little wings in embarrassment: "I, am I too sleepy..."

Ming Zun said softly: "It's normal, Xiaoniao always snoozes a little bit when she is pregnant with Xiaoniao."

Little Fenghuang patted his belly in a serious manner, a little embarrassed and a little confused: "So it's like this, Brother Mingzun, I'm still a little bit unresponsive, so I have eggs. So I told Wei Jian , I want to lay some eggs for him to play with, I want to lay a black egg, and I want to lay a white, red, and golden one, brother Mingzun, do you think it is possible?"

Mingzun flicked his head again: "You really are, who wants to send an egg to their husband to hatch after giving birth to a baby? I'm so mad at you, you are still just an ignorant bird, messing around."

Xiao Fenghuang looked at him expectantly: "Brother Mingzun, stop scolding me, can you help me see, how many eggs are there?"

Ming Zun was angry: "Eggshells haven't even grown yet, so you can tell something. Be obedient and drink another bowl of soup, maybe I can help you see it."

Little Phoenix drank another bowl of soup.

After drinking, Fenghuang Mingzun said: "Well, a bowl of soup may not be effective, if you insist on drinking it for ten or eight days, maybe I will be able to see it. Besides, it will not be my turn to see it then, You let your husband feel it yourself, and ask him how many he touched, isn't that the end of it?"

Little Fenghuang thought it was true, and he asked eagerly: "Then, when can we go back?"

For a few days after he came out, he didn't mention Xing Yi's matter. Facing Qi Sha and Tan Lang, he always felt that he should not delay because of his son and daughter's affection when he rescued Fenghuang Mingzun with them.Now that Phoenix Mingzun is back, he is no longer worried and just asked this coyly.

Fenghuang Mingzun comforted: "When we fight the bad guys again, we will be able to go back within a month."

Little Phoenix became happy, and tweeted a few times: "That's great, Wei Jian will know that he has a baby right away, and he will be as happy as me."

He nestled into a snow-white round ball, shielded himself with his small wings, and acted like a baby at Mingzun: "Brother Mingzun, I can't sleep."

Mingzun asked: "Why can't I fall asleep again, bad Yuanyuan?"

Little Phoenix blinked Douzi's eyes innocently: "I'm not bad Yuanyuan."

He paused, buried his little head in his wings again, and whispered: "I, I really want to cum..."