Get fat by order

Xiao Fenghuang didn't notice at all that the two people around him had gone out in the early morning.When he woke up, there was no one around, Qisha and Pojun had left, only the sound of rain falling suddenly outside, tick-tock, transparent and cool.The sky is dark, and I don't know what time it is.

He rubbed his eyes with his little wings, jumped up and turned around, and found two stacked notes next to his small package.

The first one was written by Po Jun: "Yuanyuan, we found new clues yesterday, Qisha and I are going to solve some things overnight, we will divide into two groups, you go to find Mingzun alone, this important task will be entrusted to you. Be good, eat well, you don’t need to lose weight, and you won’t be able to lose weight anyway.”

Little Phoenix: "?"

The second one was written by Qisha: "The vinegar jelly grass I gave you has expired, don't eat it."

Xiao Fenghuang looked down again, the two people seemed to have come back at some time, and actually took out all the vinegar jelly from his storage ring and threw it away.

Little Fenghuang didn't give up, and searched for a long time, but he didn't even find a single fairy grass leaf.In fact, he was left alone in this cave with no snacks.

The snow-white orb was a little depressed.He took a look at the two pieces of paper in his mouth again, then stomped on them with his little paws, then sat up on them, thinking about his next plan.

He has wandered the world alone for hundreds of years, and he has developed the ability to survive starvation and cold outside. He knows the way quickly and reacts quickly, and finally becomes the best courier in Brahma.But the problem now is that he doesn't know where the Phoenix Clan in Shanhu Mountain lives.The thousands of years deep mountain is intricate and vast, and he is not very sure that he can snatch his idol Phoenix Mingzun from the hands of his clansmen who are said to be possessed by demons.

He muttered, "I should find someone to fight with the micro-part-time student."

He decided to wait for the rain to stop and wander around with his small pack on his back, at least to get a clear idea of ​​the terrain first.The rain in Shanhu Mountain is different from that in the northern sky. In the northern sky, the rain is always covered with snow, but here it is warm and humid. The phoenix trees and bamboo forests are luxuriant, and there is a large area of ​​watery green in the eyes. Little Fenghuang thinks that it is possible to go here. It was his original hometown, so he couldn't help being a little lost.

After watching for a while, he reluctantly ate a few sweet fruits he brought, and then started weight-loss exercises.In the rain curtain hanging down at the entrance of the cave, this little ball jumped up and down, twisting its fluffy little buttocks from time to time, spreading out its short tail feathers. There were footsteps approaching the cave.

Little Fenghuang stopped his movements vigilantly, kept a kicking posture of aerobics without moving, and listened carefully.

The sound of the rain is mixed with the sound of deep breathing and the sound of hee hee, as if something soft and thorny has scraped the rock wall.The next moment, just as Little Phoenix decided to poke his head out to take a look, a large group of red-golden shadows flew across the sky in front of his eyes——with a bang, it knocked him back and forth.

Little Fenghuang got up and looked at the lump of shadow on the ground, and exclaimed in surprise: "Brother Mingzun?"

Immediately afterwards, a strange man walked up to the entrance of the cave. He was drenched and looked a little tired.Before he had time to catch his breath, a large mass of scorching phoenix fire rushed towards his face, frightening him to roll over on the spot and avoid it.

Taking a closer look, there was a small round white bean on the ground with its wings akimbo, staring at him aggressively: "Shanhu Mountain prohibits hunting phoenixes! Mortals, do you know what you have done? I can't spare you!"

man:"……"

He touched his face, then jumped back, dodging the second phoenix fire.The little phoenix flew up aggressively. Seeing that he was about to wait for the little claws to connect with him, he hurriedly raised his hand and shouted to stop: "Wait! You don't know me, but I'm actually your brother-in-law! Yes, Brother-in-law! You can call me sister-in-law!"

Little Phoenix looked at him suspiciously.

The man wrote down the weapon to indicate his innocence, and pouted at the original Phoenix Mingzun on the ground: "Here, don't get me wrong, I'm not a phoenix hunter, I was invited by Yuelao to help me. My task is to keep an eye on Po Jun and Seven Kills, but I think they solved the problem very well by themselves, so they just dropped in to help you bring this big phoenix here. Don't worry, he's fine, he just passed out temporarily. .”

He walked into Shandong, took off his coat and wrung it dry, wiped the water from his hair with it, and complained: "Are all of you phoenixes so fat? Huh? This big phoenix looks beautiful and slender. I know, I’m dead... Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Bai Ze. I used to write imperial edicts for Emperor Fuli, but then I went to Huangdi to compile the Classic of Mountains and Seas. In ancient times, I was in the paper business. retired."

Little Phoenix looked at him curiously: "Are you Brother Yue's concubine? Then who are you, I heard that he has more than a dozen exes."

White Pond:"……"

Bai Ze squeezed his wrist calmly: "I'm sorry, it's just me, it's all me. After I retired, I had nothing to do, so I built many avatar projections, playing leaf cards with myself, having tea parties, etc. A dozen or so of me traveled around together, very comfortable. Who knew that he was so stupid after breaking up with me, and he found one right, one right after another, and the new love partner was either me or my incarnation. People fall in love. What can I do?"

Little Phoenix: "..."

He was stunned: "Can it still be like this?"

Bai Ze glanced at him appreciatively: "That's right, that's it. Is there anything to eat? I'm starving to death, little fat bird, give me some fruits, you're so round, you still eat."

Little Phoenix corrected his own name, and told Bai Ze that his name was "Yuanyuan", which was praised by Bai Ze: "This name is good and fits the image. I don't go out very much, and I don't know many Phoenixes." , the names of those phoenixes in ancient times are more difficult to remember than one... By the way, I remember that there was a phoenix who had a very good relationship with the emperor at that time. Remember how his name is pronounced."

Little Fenghuang was diligent and studious, and asked with his head, "How to read?"

Bai Ze told him.

Little Fenghuang was a little envious: "But I still think the name Yuanyuan is too rustic, and the name Fenghuang sounds like I don't have a name, I have to think about it, and then give myself a nice new name. "

He gave Bai Ze a few fruits, then squatted next to Phoenix Mingzun, turned him over, and combed his feathers again.He looked at Fenghuang Mingzun covered in mud and rain, a little sad: "Mingzun, wake up, I brought Lianshi here, there are no other flowers here, but there are other flowers, I can help you make health tea, burn a bath Water. Let's stop fighting with others, and I will take you back to Beitian to recuperate."

Phoenix Mingzun remained motionless.

Little Phoenix was even more sad.

Bai Ze wolfed down a few fruits at the side, then opened Little Phoenix's storage ring in a familiar manner, and scavenged the rest of his food.When Little Phoenix was about to accuse him of his shameless behavior, he saw Bai Ze leaning over, chewing on his top-quality bird food - a snack scum made of mixed elixir, prunes, and flowers produced by Taishang Laojun. While educating him: "Wake up people also need to pay attention to methods and techniques, the best is to give him a stimulus, you can't do this, let me show you."

Bai Ze took a deep breath and said loudly, "Da Fenghuang, you have only been lying down for four or five days, how did you gain ten catties?"

Before the little phoenix could react, he saw the red-gold big phoenix in front of him tremble, then opened his eyes numbly, scanned up and down, and locked his target on Bai Ze.

Phoenix Mingzun came to his senses, and trembled in fear: "What did you say? Say it again?"

Adding fuel to the flames, Bai Ze said with extreme disgust: "Look at you, you are not only fat, but also ugly. After changing your human form, you will definitely be ten years older."

Fenghuang Mingzun was full of energy, and after he realized it, he stopped him: "Shut up, Xiao Yuanyuan, come with me, let's take a bath."

Little Phoenix: "..."

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The so-called bathing is actually finding a nearby lake on the spot, plunging into it, and then plunging out.

Because the little phoenix was too round, it couldn't get in at once. After the movement was done, it could only float up with a snap after entering the water, and resignedly paddled the water with its small wings, flapping the water.Phoenix Mingzun took a bath carefully, combed his feathers with his long beak, and asked him what happened these days: "The things I have experienced are a bit complicated, and I will go back later Say, but you, how have you been these few days? Is there no one else to accompany you? "

Little Phoenix explained everything in detail.After Fenghuang Mingzun heard that Po Jun and Qi Sha suddenly left him and ran alone, he didn't look very surprised, he just sighed softly: "It's true... But forget it, they have their solution, This is also very good. Let's meet them again when we return to Beitian in a few days."

After thinking about this incident, Xiao Fenghuang was still very depressed: "But they also lost my vinegar jelly. I don't know what to eat recently, and I don't have a good appetite. I can only use this snack for dinner."

Fenghuang Mingzun smiled: "Aren't you looking for this excuse to lose weight? The practice is not enough for you, Xiao Yuanyuan?"

Little Phoenix hung his head down, and said pitifully: "I used to think they were delicious, but now I think they are too sweet, alas, maybe I am really a delicate bird, Mingzun, don't scold me. "

Fenghuang Mingzun was at a loss: "It doesn't make sense... Our Phoenix's instinct to love food and practice food is engraved in our bones, why do you suddenly not like food?"

Little Phoenix thought about it again, and said uncertainly, "Maybe, I'm a fire-breathing quail? I think it makes sense."

Phoenix Mingzun picked him up and shook him, then threw him on his back: "Stupid."

Little Phoenix rolled on Fenghuang Mingzun's slender back, and finally nestled on his wings to dry himself.The rain had stopped, and some golden sunlight peeked out from behind the clouds, very warm.

Little Fenghuang was a little drowsy, his little eyes were almost closed, and he said calmly: "Brother Mingzun, I want to sleep, although I just woke up not long ago, I don't know why I am so sleepy recently, but you also Don't scold me, tweet, tweet, tweet."

Phoenix Mingzun responded perfunctorily.He was still struggling with the reason why he suddenly didn't like to eat Jianshi, and fell into a difficult academic problem: "It's against Phoenix's nature not to like to eat Jianshi... The abnormality of this situation is like that of Emperor Fuli suddenly Like a bird doing weight-loss exercises early in the morning, although the probability is extremely low, there must be a reason for it to happen. The reason why Dijun dances morning exercises is that he fell in love with you. What is the reason for being jealous of jelly grass?"

Little Phoenix has quickly closed Xiaodou's eyes, and comfortably entered a half-dream and half-awake state.

Fenghuang Mingzun suddenly said: "I thought of it, Xiao Yuanyuan, get up quickly, get up quickly, don't sleep."

Xiao Fenghuang continued to say calmly: "I'm very sleepy, brother Mingzun, I plan to stay in bed and ignore you, and you are not allowed to scold me."

But Fenghuang Mingzun turned around and picked him up again, and released him to the shore with a snap.Little Fenghuang woke up a little bit, opened his eyes and looked at him in confusion, and saw Fenghuang Mingzun suddenly changed back to human form, wading over the water, picked up his little paw with one hand and lifted him upside down, and the other A hand skillfully and naturally touched his belly and buttocks.

Little Phoenix was fully awake, and he yelled: "Brother Mingzun! Don't touch my ass, only Weichan can touch it here! I was born as a little bird of Weichan, and died as a roasted bird of Weichan, Brother Mingzun , you come a step late, we will—"

After touching him, Fenghuang Mingzun flicked his head, and said with disgust: "What are you talking about?"

Little Phoenix was still a little shy: "It's nothing."

Fenghuang Mingzun touched his soft, round and fluffy belly again, cleared his throat, and said softly, "Xiao Yuanyuan, there is something I want to tell you."

Little Phoenix looked at him with his shiny bean eyes.

Fenghuang Mingzun said: "You are pregnant."