Get fat by order

This string of chirping and howling phoenixes was tied into a hanging, and hung on the jade sycamore tree at the entrance of Fuli Palace all afternoon.

Little Phoenix was carried back by Xing Yi to take a nap, and when he nestled into a ball around his neck, he heard the cries of the birds in the distance gradually weakened, and finally fell silent, only the cries of the red phoenix became louder and louder, Enduring.

Little Phoenix was soft-hearted, he arched Gong Xingyi's neck with his belly: "Wei Jian, why don't I put them down, maybe they didn't do it on purpose. And little bird, you're not sensible."

After he finished saying this, he froze for a moment, because he remembered what Fenghuang Mingzun told him before: the male phoenix can lay eggs, and he might hatch a few ignorant birds in the future. Will Shi Xingyi dislike him very much?As an unauthentic phoenix without basic physiological knowledge, little phoenix's only experience comes from the world—he remembered this again, started to struggle, and then tentatively asked: "Wei, Wei, do you like it?" Don't you like birds?"

The eyes in his bean eyes were evasive, but he still held on, maintaining a calm and composed look.

Xing Yi didn't care, and only answered his previous question: "The group of phoenixes just wanted to show you off. It wasn't you, but the big phoenix would be teased. Now the God Realm won't have that kind of name, let alone What's more, among those words, there is one who violated Zhu Rong's title, and the Phoenix clan is the most arrogant and rude, if they don't let them suffer, they won't know how powerful it is."

Little Phoenix said: "Oh." He patiently asked Xing Yi again: "Wei Jian, do you like birds?"

Xing Yi lay on the couch, caught him and pinched him in his hands, fiddled with his little paws and soft down feathers: "I don't like it, it's already an exception to have one of you, you won't return it." Do you want to raise those chirping little balls outside too?"

Xing Yi thought for a while, and then changed his rhetoric: "With you, one coal ball is enough. I promised you this."

Little Phoenix kicked his legs, lowered his head and looked at him: "No, I was wrong, it's not my kind of bird, but a little bird, the kind smaller than me."

Xing Yi looked at his shining little bean eyes, and suddenly felt blessed. He put the little phoenix on his chest, and with a light tap of his fingertips, he turned him into a human form.

Little Fenghuang was caught off guard by him and changed into a human being, lying limply on his chest, staring at him, the little bird's cheeks were already blushing a lot, looking very embarrassed.

Xing Yi understood immediately.He stretched out his fingers to pinch Little Phoenix's chin, with a slight intimacy in his smile: "Are you born?"

Little Phoenix thought about it for a while, but was still not ashamed to tell him about it: "I, I am Xiongfeng, Weijian. I will, I will ask."

Xing Yi held his waist with both hands, lifted him up, stuffed him into the quilt, and lazily replied: "If you give birth to me, I will raise it. If you didn't give birth to it, I will roast it and eat it."

Little Fenghuang nestled under the quilt, poked his head and asked him: "Wei Jian, have you really eaten Phoenix?"

Xing Yi glanced at him, and said solemnly: "In ancient times, divine beasts roamed all over the place, and phoenixes flew everywhere. They were vicious and hard to catch, and their meat was scarce, so I only ate them a few times. Not to mention our group of people, the Phoenix Clan is also dominated by the weak and the strong. , if there is a phoenix seeking a mate from the phoenix but fails, and there is a fighter, the winning phoenix will devour the defeated phoenix on the spot, and then monopolize its own spouse."

Little Phoenix cautiously moved to the side, sizing up Xingyi cautiously: "Oh."

Xing Yi continued: "Perhaps it's because the phoenix is ​​rare, and it's because it grew up eating and training. Although the meat is small, the meat is extremely delicious. After eating, the teeth and cheeks will linger. Roast a phoenix, sprinkle some ingredients, and sprinkle with immortality. Chopped grass and vine pepper, eaten with freshly ground honeycomb, the outside is burnt and the inside is tender, and the fragrance can be smelled for hundreds of miles. At that time, many demons and ghosts were so greedy that they cried, and even came to fight for a bite of phoenix meat. Yes, you don’t even care about your life just to eat, so you can see how delicious the Phoenix is.”

Little Fenghuang remained calm, and moved to the side of the bed again.

Xingyi added fuel to the fire: "And the fattest and most delicious one is not the adult phoenix, but the young phoenix." He deliberately emphasized his tone, and described in detail: "The little phoenix who is under 30 years old is just like you and also like you. The balls on the outside are very round, fat and tender, and the feathers are easy to pluck because of their softness. After processing, the meat is very tender. The meat of young phoenixes still tastes like milk, and has a solid fragrance. Sometimes, in order to preserve the original taste, we catch a few little phoenixes and feed them with water for a few days, and then throw a few of them into our mouths as snacks and chew a few times.

He stretched out his elbow and touched the little phoenix: "Did you see the way I tied the string of phoenixes just now? It's the same way as mortals hang chili and garlic."

Little Fenghuang turned over, covered the quilt peacefully, and closed his eyes: "Wei Jian, we are going to sleep, you are not allowed to talk." It seemed that he did not intend to talk to him anymore.

Xing Yi watched him move the space between the two to the extent that he could race a horse, and knew that he had tricked this little bird again.He turned over, looked down at Little Phoenix from behind, lowered his head, and kissed Little Phoenix's white and delicate neck, then licked and sucked carefully, and took a bite with a little force.

She also sniffed, smiled lightly and said, "Xiao Yuanyuan, you smell so good."

The warm and steamy breath sprayed on the back of the neck, and accompanied by the sudden slight sharp pain, Xiao Fenghuang was nervous, this time he almost jumped up in fright, and Xing Yi stopped him again with his arms around his waist.

Xing Yi's low laughter came from behind Xiao Fenghuang's ear with unknown meaning: "Go to sleep."

After a nap, Xiao Fenghuang passed it with a nervous and apprehensive mood, and basically didn't fall asleep much.Xing Yi, however, slept soundly—he seems to like Xiao Fenghuang's human body very much recently, because the transformed little Phoenix can make him hug his arms full, like a child falling asleep with his favorite toy.Little Phoenix was obediently hugged by him for more than half an hour. After Xing Yi woke up, he jumped out of the bed, changed back into the appearance of a bird, and slipped into the courtyard arrogantly. He quickly left the matter behind. the back of the head.

The string of phoenix lanterns was still hanging on the tree, and most of the new phoenixes had cried themselves to sleep, only the red phoenix was still protesting weakly: "Put me down... let me down..." When he saw the little phoenix walking over, he became even more angry, and complained with tears: "I was wrong! I thought the owner of the astrolabe was a good man, but I didn't expect the ancient God of War He is such a caring person!"

Little Phoenix was not convinced, so he jumped up and hit his head with his small wings: "Wangcai, don't talk nonsense! My husband is the best husband in the world, and it was you who were disobedient first, so what if he came to help me?" Yes? If he is bullied in the future, I will come out and fight for him! A little bird like you who has never been in a relationship doesn’t understand at all!”

Red Phoenix's hair exploded: "You try to say that name again!"

One of his legs was still tied, so he could only move around with all his might, trying to straighten his chubby body. When he moved, he stirred up the movement of this group of phoenixes, and a few new ones cried and fell asleep. The Jin Phoenixes were also woken up.

Seeing the little phoenix approaching, this group of phoenixes didn't dare to say a word, only the little bird called Dabai by Xing Yi was still sleeping, looking a bit stupid.

Little Phoenix tilted his head, chirped, and then said, "Wangcai."

He flew up and patted Wangcai's head with his little paw, formerly named Dan Xi, now named Wangcai, and said lovingly, "I admire you, you are a phoenix with backbone, you can be my younger brother."

Wang Cai shouted angrily: "Who wants to be your little brother! I don't want it!"

Little Phoenix kept in mind what Fenghuang Mingzun told him to "stand up", and also remembered what little coal ball taught him to "say every word as an order", so he continued to pat Wangcai on the head, Mysteriously said: "I will give you three days to think about it, Wangcai, be my little brother, or hang here forever."

Wangcai was trembling with anger: "You you you..."

Little Phoenix snorted: "Don't be ignorant of compliments. When you realize that you can only be my little brother, I will let you go."

At this time, the light golden phoenix named Dabai opened its eyes, and stared at everything around it in bewilderment, as if it didn't understand what was going on, but its stomach grumbled in a timely manner.

Dabai blinked his confused eyes and said, "Empress Yuanyuan, can you put us down, I'm so hungry."

As soon as he said it, Wangcai said angrily: "It's worthless! How can you beg for mercy from the enemy!"

Little Fenghuang came over with a fruit plate pretending to be solid, put it on the ground, and piled up exactly seven of them.He looked at it, and felt that there seemed to be a little less out of conscience, so he reluctantly added fourteen: "Be obedient, I will let you down to eat and practice, understand?"

Wangcai: "Hmph."

But Dabai and the other young phoenixes began to chirp, and they all ignored the red phoenix, and began to act coquettishly towards the little phoenix.

The little phoenix was a little swollen, he flapped his wings and flew up, slowly pecked away the restraints of these little things one by one with his beak, and let them down—except Wangcai.The so-called giving a stick first and then a carrot, Little Phoenix knows this very well - he stroked these little birds one by one with his little wings like a leader inspecting, and set the primary target of softening on the silly looking bird. On Dabai: "Dabai, come here."

Dabai babbled and chewed, and the whole bird was about to fall into the plate. After getting his order, he immediately stood at attention and chirped a few times: "Empress Yuanyuan."

Xiao Fenghuang looked at him kindly, and taught earnestly: "Today's lesson is the first lesson for you, which is different from the first lesson Ming Zun taught you. In addition to learning to respect, you also need to know—to face When it comes to enemies, especially those with great disparity in strength, you must keep a low profile and hold back. It’s useless to just chirp, understand? You can’t beat me in a fight, and there’s no husband as powerful as me, so don’t mess with me .I'm not easy to mess with Yuanyuan."

He kicked the ground with his little paw, and slapped it: "A good bird chooses a tree to live in. A good bird needs to find the best leader, and that is me. I officially declare that if you eat my fruit, it will be mine." Little brother, you are my little brother from now on, I will protect you, no one will bully you, and I can teach you how to fight."

The little birds looked at each other in blank dismay, one after another a little moved, but they all stayed where they were because of face.

Only Dabai, a phoenix, listened foolishly for a long time, and finally found an important point: he will change the boss in the future, and this boss has a lot of fruits for him to eat.In order to show his friendliness, he took the initiative to come over, rubbed little Phoenix with his belly, then rubbed his neck with his neck, and arched him.

Seeing this, the other little birds also picked them up one after another. Six round juvenile phoenixes surrounded the little phoenix, arched into a ball, and chirped.Little Phoenix was surrounded by a sudden sense of happiness, he was overwhelmed with his paws off the ground, lifted up by these little guys, rolling around, rubbing back and forth, his down feathers were messed up stand up.

Little Phoenix started giggling after being rubbed against, beating for the little birds to put him down, and then had a snowball fight in the courtyard.At night, he brought out the fruits he had stored, and filled the entire courtyard with seventy or eighty trays, inviting the birds to eat.

The little birds of the Phoenix tribe have been educated in reserved and noble etiquette since they were young.Little Fenghuang was unaware of a single bird, and while he was eating, he chattered about his travels—in fact, his experience of working part-time.This group of little birds are pampered and pampered, even this is the first time they have come to Heaven, so naturally they have never heard of all kinds of strange stories from his mouth, all of them seem to be charmed, and they worship the little phoenix even more.

On the way, Phoenix Mingzun came over and sat down, lit a bonfire for them, and asked them to gather around and listen.The scene was happy and harmonious, only the solitary Wang Cai was hanging upside down on their heads, and they were swaying boredly.

Little Phoenix didn't forget him, he flew up, and stuffed a Lianshi into Wangcai's mouth with his claws, Wangcai writhed desperately to spit it out, but was held down by Little Phoenix, and ordered coldly: "Eat it, Wangcai!" fiscal."

While writhing, Wangcai swallowed the practice whole by reflex, without even tasting the taste.He glanced at Little Phoenix, and suddenly shouted: "Force me to eat again if you have the ability! Force me again! I'll just..." He thought for a while, "I'll beat you to pieces! Why do you call me Yuanyuan has such a nice name, woo woo woo..."

Sure enough, Little Phoenix brought him another pouch and stuffed it into his mouth: "Oh, little bird, you are really ignorant, you are the most ignorant bird I have ever seen."

Fenghuang Mingzun watched from the side, thoughtfully, took out a paper and brush to memorize something, and then patted his thigh in satisfaction: "That's great, Xiao Yuanyuan, you have provided me with new ideas, these words are very important. Was it given to you by the emperor? Now I think it is good for the two of you to reverse the roles, and you can write a new book called "The Domineering, Yuanyuan and Pretty Emperor", such a contrast is eye-catching, and it will definitely be a hit."

Dabai poked his head curiously and asked, "What is that?"

Xiao Fenghuang clarified: "But, Mingzun, Wei Jian didn't teach me this, it's what briquettes taught me."

Fenghuang Mingzun said casually: "Anyway, it's the same, I'll..." Halfway through speaking, he suddenly realized that he had slipped his mouth.

Little Phoenix has already looked over suspiciously.

Phoenix Mingzun coughed a few times: "Whoever taught you these words, they all mean the same meaning and the effect is similar. You did a good job." Holding the note in his hand and preparing to go back, he said casually: "Let you round up the empress Let me tell you, I'll go there first, and I can't stop for a moment when the inspiration comes, so I'll contact Yuelao right now."

Little Phoenix looked around, a little embarrassed: "Do you want to hear it? A love story. Me, me and Weibo."

The little birds expressed their willingness to listen, and Little Phoenix started talking with great interest.

On the other side, Fenghuang Mingzun passed by Xingyi's study, and dropped a sentence: "The worthless little Fenghuang is telling the story of the two of you, doesn't the emperor want to listen to it?"

Xing Yi sat at the table, as steady as a mountain: "I don't want to, I have plenty of time to listen in the future."

Phoenix Mingzun rolled his eyes.

As soon as he left, Xing Yi cast a spell on his back, the sound transmission expanded, and the content of the conversation in the courtyard was brought to him verbatim.

Little Phoenix's joyful voice came over: "Well, Wei Jian and I have experienced three lifetimes in total. In the first lifetime, I was the number one in the brothel, and he was a prince."

The newly recruited birds asked one after another: "What is a brothel?" "What is the top card?" "What is the prince?"

Little Phoenix then explained the world again.Xing Yi listened, and couldn't help laughing—his previous life, which he hadn't remembered, was completely described by Xiao Fenghuang as a traditional plot of a prince and opera actor, which was romantic and beautiful enough.

This phoenix talked about carrying eight big sedan chairs and three thousand bright lanterns to welcome him into the mansion, about enjoying the shade before the court, and traveling to the frontier. Almost all the good things were said by the little phoenix, which made Xing Yi even a little jealous of the one he didn't know. I remember myself——

Why is it so good?

In Xiao Fenghuang's eyes, the hard-fought third life seems to be a good story from beginning to end, complete and without regrets.Those unbeautiful, sad, and blank parts are skipped lightly, just like brushing away a grain of dust.

After listening for a while, Xing Yi took out a pen and paper, and wrote down one by one.

wedding.

play.

Lantern Festival.

Cooking together, they once argued about the issue of "a gentleman stays away from the kitchen", but in the end it was settled. Xiao Fenghuang made him snacks every day, and he learned to simmer cherry soup.

Dance.In fact, he can roughly imagine that Feng Huang in the mortal world might inevitably be tainted with a little femininity in the brothel. On the seductive side, he wears a seductive mask, revealing a pair of pure and clear eyes.

Xing Yi thought, what can I pursue in this life?

None of the things mentioned above, the dancing is still very informal, a small ball for him to dance around.

He spends most of his time playing with a little bird, but he is not in a serious relationship with the first and second lives. The most annoying thing is that little Phoenix has not realized this problem until now.

A little guy outside asked: "Then among the three lives, which one do you like the most? Will you be partial?"

Xiao Fenghuang confidently replied: "I like them all! They are all micro-cum, I won't be partial."

Xing Yi dropped his pen, sighed, and thought to himself: "Obviously I'm biased."

He got up and summoned Daxian'e, asked about the process of his birthday banquet in the near future, and specially told him: "After three days of the banquet, I will engrave and hand out the dragon and phoenix post with Yuanyuan, and everyone is invited to come to attend at that time." For our big wedding, there must be a lantern show at the birthday banquet, and Zhinu will be asked to make a few more sets of dance clothes for Yuanyuan that he likes, and the back kitchen of Fuli Palace will also be cleaned up, and everything will be ready for use after I come out of seclusion.”

Da Xian'e hurriedly memorized, and turned around to give orders, only to see that their emperor had already walked out of the study door, and a row of birds were squatting in the bonfire in the courtyard, listening to another bird's high-spirited talk.There is also a fiery red ball hanging from the branch above the head.

The round ball held a meeting, Xing Yi looked at it, remembered the question he asked Little Phoenix during the day, and suddenly said in a low voice: "If he takes care of children in the future, he will definitely do the same."

It took Daxian'e a long time to realize that he was probably talking to herself.There was no one else around, and it didn't sound like she was talking to herself, she just asked curiously: "Has Fenghuang Yuanyuan had a baby?"

Xing Yi raised his chin: "If he doesn't give birth, he will bring a bunch of them home to adopt sooner or later. You can see how much he likes these fat birds. Let me tell you, these birds are not as good as his song, and their fur color is not as good as his." Looks good, I really don't understand why he is so close to this group of people, isn't the big phoenix not enough for him?"

He looked at Little Phoenix and Xiaodou's eyes shining brightly as he told stories, and at the way the balls around him clung close to him, and felt an unreal cuteness.The bonfire was burning, and it also drew a clear and meaningful silhouette in his heart. The surging fire light shone brightly, with the joy of a baby bird breaking out of its shell.

He suddenly wanted to go over to hug him, walk quietly from behind, get close and poke the little chubby bird, it would be best to poke him to chirp, roll around on the spot a few times, and hold his bright eyes Zizi looked at the end of Fenghuang's long and narrow eyes, and he could vaguely see the shadow of his figure, hooking out half of the souls of others.

He still held back and didn't try to scare him, but said from a distance: "Go to bed early, don't talk about getting lost." These words are really like a husband who is waiting for his wife to come home from playing cards. Willing to admit, just let the cold voice drift in the wind.

Little Phoenix waved his wings at him: "Got it!"

After finishing his speech today, he looked up at Wangcai hanging from the tree—he was already asleep.He flew up, grabbed Wangcai in his mouth and put it away, covered it with a few leaves as a quilt, and then drove the other young phoenixes into the nest that he had never used.

He turned into a human again, and ran to wake up Fenghuang Mingzun: "Mingzun, can I write to Little Coal Ball?"

Fenghuang Mingzun rubbed his eyes, threw him a pen and paper, turned his head and fell asleep again.Little Fenghuang sat down next to him with a candlestick in his hand, thinking while biting his pen, and wrote a letter to his little briquette.

Little brother briquettes:

As if not seen, as every three autumns.

……

He wrote a large piece of eloquence, describing everything in life in great detail, from the bonfire tea party at night to the new Phoenix class at noon.

He remembered what Xing Yi said to him during his afternoon nap, so he wrote worryingly: "What to do, I think Wei Jian doesn't love me at all, he actually wants to roast me and eat me, he described it as It’s so delicious, it makes me want to try it myself, little briquettes, tell me, what is this?”