Get fat by order

On one side the two hugged into a ball, on the other side, Phoenix Mingzun covered his eyes expressionlessly.

Little Phoenix said again: "Okay, Wei Jian, you promised, you can adopt the briquettes at that time, you can't go back on your word, and you can't abuse Xiaoniao. Although you misunderstood him before, he wrote a review and apologized Well, don't be prejudiced against him."

Fenghuang Mingzun chimed in from the side: "He has absolutely no prejudice. When it comes to liking for the Fenghuang family, you, Yuanyuan, rank first in the emperor's heart, and the briquettes are probably second."

Seeing that Xiao Fenghuang turned his head away suspiciously, and was about to ask a question, Xing Yi quickly changed the subject, echoing him: "I promise you that I will not be prejudiced against him. From now on, you will be the master of our housework, and I don't have any opinions." .”

Xiao Fenghuang has already begun to add up: "If the little coal ball is not yet 30 years old, we can also arrange a job after school. Of course, I know that he has great ambitions. If he wants to make a living on his own first, we can arrange it." Let him go, but you can give him a position in advance, and he will be guaranteed after retirement."

Xing Yi patted his head and said affirmatively: "Well said, it's too early to raise pension now, why don't we arrange Tianting accident insurance fund and luxurious tree hole maintenance insurance fund for him, so it's more comprehensive."

Little Phoenix enthusiastically seconded, with sparkling eyes: "Wei Jian, how about helping the coal ball build another luxurious tree hole first? It seems too early to raise the maintenance insurance money now."

Xing Yi flattered him to the utmost, and seemed very caring: "I built you a luxurious tree hole of sycamore wood, didn't you not live in it? Why don't you give that nest to your briquettes in the future, and build another for him?" A dwelling in human form."

Little Fenghuang was a little moved: "Wei Jian, you are so kind to the coal balls, I didn't expect you to be so thoughtful."

Xing Yi said modestly: "It's okay."

Fenghuang Mingzun said coolly: "It's really too early for you to say these things, I think it's better to choose a good wife for the little coal ball in advance, Xiao Yuanyuan, you said that he is still a young Phoenix, probably only in his 20s According to our Phoenix marriage age, he will have to get married in another 70 years, why don't you find a few Phoenix girls now, and then you can arrange a blind date for them."

Xing Yi's face turned dark all of a sudden, and before he had time to speak, Xiao Fenghuang happily accepted the words: "You are right! I didn't expect that I also started to fall in love when I was around a hundred years old. Think about it carefully. When I think about it, there are still more than 70 years until the age of the little briquettes to get married, it seems that it is not too far away, and the time has passed by all at once."

Fenghuang Mingzun's eyes were full of kindness, and he glanced at Xing Yi intentionally or unintentionally: "When the time comes, I will hold him in Brahma for a blind date. I know a lot of good girls of the Phoenix clan, and I know a lot of good men. I will keep him in custody for eight hundred a day. Phoenix, there is always someone he likes."

Xing Yi's face darkened even more.

Fenghuang Mingzun came over, patted Xiao Fenghuang on the shoulder, and raised his chin: "What's the matter, Xiao Yuanyuan, do you think the emperor has something to say to you?"

Little Fenghuang was dizzy by the two of them playing charades, and was dazed: "Ah? Wei Jian, do you have something to say to me?"

Xing Yi held back for a long time: "I mean, you may be very suitable for raising a baby."

Xiao Fenghuang suddenly became embarrassed, turned into a bird shape and jumped on top of his head, chirped a few times, and then rubbed Xing Yi's face.After being fooled by Xing Yi, he originally wanted to settle accounts with Fenghuang Mingzun, but he lost his temper after being rubbed so fluffy by him, so he just said with a low smile: "The little bird."

With a few words, Phoenix Mingzun had already disappeared.

Little Phoenix was thinking about the "blind date with eight hundred phoenixes" he just said. After returning to Fuli Palace, he took advantage of Xingyi's afternoon nap and flapped his little wings to find Mingzun Fenghuang.He asked: "Is there really a way to make the little briquettes go on blind dates [-] times a day? Will the little briquettes be too much?"

Fenghuang Mingzun said: "Oh, I don't like you."

Little Phoenix: "..." He raised his little paw, then lowered his little head, trying to scratch his head, but gave up because it was too round.

The Phoenix Mingzun continued: "What are you thinking? Our Phoenix clan has always been rare and precious, and we are the proudest race. If we don't meet any kind of spouse, we will never marry at will. The proportion of Phoenixes who die alone is increasing year by year. The birth rate It is gradually decreasing, and we are also very troubled by this problem... Leaving aside this, the entire Phoenix family may not have [-] phoenixes, but there is only one, and instead of worrying about coal balls, you might as well have a few cubs with the emperor earlier."

Little Phoenix was stunned: "Birth, baby?"

Phoenix Mingzun thought it over for a while: "To be precise, it's laying eggs. Why, didn't the emperor tell you that males of the Phoenix clan can lay eggs?"

After staying for a while, Little Phoenix swallowed: "I, lay eggs? But, but I am a male phoenix, why can I lay eggs..."

Fenghuang Mingzun looked at him with a smile: "Oh, it seems that the emperor doesn't know. If you tell him, he will be happy to keep it. This is a big surprise."

Little Phoenix murmured for a long while, then retracted her little wings and squatted aside. Xiaodou's eyes were serious and serious, as if she was thinking about something carefully.

However, Phoenix Mingzun didn't give him a chance to think, just like the plan he had just arranged for Little Phoenix, he packed seven little Phoenixes who were newly promoted to the training class from Brahma as scheduled.

Little Phoenix is ​​still struggling: "Why did I lay eggs? Will Weichan think that I am a female phoenix in disguise? Should I tell him or not? If the eggs haven't hatched after laying, Weichan is so casual, no If you knew, would you roast the phoenix eggs and eat them?"

He was a little frustrated: "If it is really possible to lay eggs, Wei Jian doesn't know if he would like to raise so many little birds. I want to lay a white egg, and I want to lay a black one, and I also want to lay a golden one and a red one."

Fenghuang Mingzun scolded with a smile: "You treat it as if you were collecting toys, come for every color! Go out and help me take the students, they are already here."

The little phoenix flew to stand on a branch, and heard a lot of chirping sounds from a long distance, from far to near, and finally stopped at the door.He just poked his head around and saw in a blink of an eye——

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, neatly rounded phoenixes, lined up according to fur color from dark to light, looking left and right with small bean eyes.

Fenghuang Mingzun poked little Fenghuang: "Go quickly."

Little Phoenix was stunned again—except for the coal ball and Fenghuang Mingzun, this was the first time he had contact with his real clansman—a piece of them, from the oldest and mysterious Phoenix clan, these round little guys without exception They are all the most orthodox red gold, but because of the difference in color, the leading one looks fiery red with a warm glow; the last one is pale gold.

Little Phoenix was a little nervous. He saw that each bird carried something like a scroll on its back. After thinking about it, he found his own small package and carried it on his back. Then he flew down and walked quietly at the end of the team. .

Phoenix Mingzun stretched out his hand and lifted him up: "What are you doing there? Stand still, these are all your students."

Only then did Little Phoenix come to his senses, feeling a little embarrassed: "I, I thought that the white phoenix should line up at the tail in order of fur color."

The seven phoenix students all looked at him curiously. The leading red phoenix sneered, and heard the voice of a boy: "Bai Yu, isn't this the incarnation of disaster? It's annoying to be at the bottom. Mingzun, this little boy Why can birds come to be our teachers?"

Fenghuang Mingzun said coldly: "This is the first lesson I want to teach you, since you first saw me, when you lined up in such a queue according to the shade of fur, I wanted to say, when will our Phoenix Clan have High or low, have you started to despise your own people? At a young age, you have not learned the skills, but you have learned a lot of bad temper. In addition, although the white-feathered phoenix you look down on cannot turn into an adult due to maternal and fetal diseases, However, he has achieved Mahayana at the age of 320, and now he is less than [-] years old, and he is about to ascend to the golden elixir stage, can any of you do this?"

Red Phoenix stopped talking.

Seeing that no one made a sound, Fenghuang Mingzun snorted coldly: "It seems that I still have a little self-knowledge. Three hundred years old Mahayana means that there will be nine catastrophes in just a hundred years. That's why I asked him to be your master." Teacher, as far as your nature is concerned, if you are struck by lightning now, don’t you have to cry for your father and mother?”

It was the first time that Little Phoenix was praised by Fenghuang Mingzun, and he was a little happy. He whispered to Mingzun: "I am Mahayana, and Mahayana is made by eating flat peaches, Mingzun."

Ming Zun pinched him: "Don't talk nonsense, keep your voice down, do you understand Li Wei? Even if you are an idiot, I know you are a worthless little phoenix, but you have to save face. Take out your donkey gold The air of a big brother like a winged bird and a small briquette!"

"Okay." Little Phoenix was obedient and kept silent.He still kept his little eyes open, looking curiously at his red-gold clansmen, feeling a little flustered.

His childhood and youth dreams came true so easily - he is not a lonely little fat bird, but there are many people who are fat with him. Although they are fat, they are still the most proud and beautiful race in the God Realm .

He didn't know where the parents who abandoned him as a phoenix egg were now, and whether they would admit him, but at least they found their own base for gaining weight.

Fenghuang Mingzun said: "Now let your master speak."

The little birds clapped their wings, and the leader, Red Phoenix, "hummed" and muttered, "Who knows if it's true, it doesn't look so powerful."

With his wings in his arms, Little Phoenix remembered what Mingzun told him to "show momentum", so he carried his wings behind his back with the haughty attitude of walking with the little coal balls on his back, and scanned the group of fat balls with serious eyes: "Introduce one by one. Own."

Very ruthless, every word is an order, he remembers that this is the ruthless trick that the briquettes taught him.

The leader, Red Phoenix, proudly spewed out a stream of flames, without making a sound, and drew a beautiful lettering in midair with the flames: "Dan Xi."

Then came the next one, which was written like a gourd: "Yuxiu."

"Yuan, my name only has this one word."

"Xin. Me too, Master."

"Yu Ying."

……

Little Fenghuang's eyes were blurred, he blinked Xiaodou's eyes, and opened his mouth blankly.The more he went on, the less he knew these words, and he almost doubted the bird: "Here, are all the birds of the Phoenix family named like this?"

Phoenix Mingzun was also stunned.He hadn't read the roster of this group of little birds beforehand, let alone Little Phoenix, he didn't know many characters on it.He was dubious: "Perhaps the parents of this generation... have more literary accomplishment."

The leading red phoenix provocatively said: "Don't you want to call someone by name, Master? I heard that your name is Yuanyuan. You can't only recognize the simple and mindless character like Yuan?" He deliberately killed it. After saying the word 'Master', he seemed to shake his head regretfully: "I thought that I would be able to get the teachings of Emperor Xingyi when I came to Fuli Palace, but what I didn't expect was a little bird who didn't want to chirp. "

Little Phoenix shouted: "Student, please be more polite! If you look down on me, I promise I won't lose to you in a fight!" As he said, he patted his little wings and was about to rush forward.

Halfway through the rush, he was picked up by another hand.

He looked up, and Xing Yi yawned, and kissed him on the top of his fluffy head: "What are you fighting for? Didn't you say that you don't want to fight? If something happens, don't you know I'm your husband?"

He glanced around slowly, and finally fixed his eyes on the red phoenix in the lead, his eyes gradually became bewitching like blood.

As far as he could see, a feeling of bleakness spread, and the birds frowned one after another, looking at him in fear.

Little Phoenix felt the murderous aura on him, and was a little worried, so he stretched out his small wings and poked him: "Wei Jian?" The last time he saw Xing Yi showing such a look was when he was stolen by those demon boys.

Xing Yi patted his head reassuringly: "It's okay, I just heard that there are people here who want to listen to my teaching, so I made a point of saying so."

A cold light flashed in his eyes: "You have just ascended to heaven, with narrow eyelids and high-spirited hearts. My empress does not care about you, but I have to. When it comes to xinxing exercises, I am absolutely inferior to my empress. , Cultivation talent, my empress is also No.1 in heaven and earth, so I can't tolerate you teasing like this. Do you think he can't read these words?"

He stretched out his hand out of nowhere and made a long golden silk thread, which looked very strong. As soon as he stretched out his hand, he caught all seven little phoenixes, tied their paws one by one, hung them upside down, tied them into a string, and hung them up with a flick. On the branch of the old tree in the courtyard, a long string was hung.

The long string of balls screamed and twisted, chirping and chirping.Xing Yi passed one by one, read everyone's name accurately, and added: "These words were taught to me by my empress, he didn't read it, it was just to give you a step down, don't want to To make the scene too ugly, he is just too gentle."

Little Phoenix stared blankly: "Wei, Wei Jian, I'm not, I don't."

Xing Yi waved his hand, ignored him, and only said to the bunch of phoenixes: "Don't listen to him being modest. It doesn't matter whether these names are true or not. When you come to my Fuli Palace, you will do as the Romans do. The word Yuanyuan is yours." Call it casually? From now on," he went over one by one, "you are called sweet potato, you are called sweet potato, you are called soybean, you, what about you, why are you crying? You are called hot pot, you, you are also called hot pot , the one in front is just spicy hot pot, you call it butter hot pot. The rest of you... have the lightest color, you are called Dabai."

The proud young phoenixes were given their new names, and they all fainted from crying.

The last one left was the fiery red phoenix at the head. He cried out full of fear: "I don't want it! I don't want to be called food! Dijun! Please! I was wrong, I didn't know he was you Empress! I apologize! Sorry!"

Xing Yi smiled and said: "If you don't eat a few phoenixes for tooth sacrifice for thousands of years, you really dare to make trouble in my Fuli Palace. Sure, you are so red in color, you must be the auspicious one, the most orthodox phoenix, since As an auspicious person, you should also take on this responsibility; you are called Wangcai."

He held up the little phoenix with a calm demeanor, and stuffed the little phoenix into his sleeve: "Xiao Yuanyuan, let's go."