Get fat by order

At that time, Xing Yi saw him for the first time, just like when he was in heaven, cold and indifferent, like the strongest ice in Jiangling City in winter.

On the first day, he only came over briefly to sit down, didn't even say a few words, and didn't ask his name.

The next day, he took Xiao Fenghuang to listen to a play. Before he went far, the stage was like a stage in a brothel. At the chief, the phoenix-carved nanmu chair is cold to the touch, no one drinks the tea on the table, one cup for each person, and the top-notch white tea is placed there, the little Phoenix picks it up from time to time and pretends to take a sip without touching his lips , just to turn his head to look at his guests: Xing Yi calmly stared ahead, his eyes shone slightly reflecting the lights and figures on the stage.

The aroma of the tea was a bit smoky, and Xiao Fenghuang felt a little dizzy after listening to a scene; after asking others, he found out that not only alcohol can make you drunk, but also tea can also make you drunk, so it is called drunk tea.

On the third day, when Xing Yi came back, Little Phoenix hadn't gotten up yet.He entered the room and waited, then sat at the table, and saw a book that Little Phoenix had put on it, it turned out to be a must-read book for children and bachelors.

"Can you read?" Xing Yi asked him.

Little Phoenix nodded.He puts a lot of effort into these things. He has to learn piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, drink wine and compose poems, so as to attract those literati, so that he can be worthy of the title of "famous all over the world".

"What else do you like on weekdays?" Xing Yi asked leisurely as he flipped through a few poems written by Xiao Fenghuang that were of a decent level.

Little Phoenix knows what the standard answer is.The so-called ordering dishes when meeting people means that literati and poets come, and you want to say that you love flowers, birds, romance, and compare wine and poetry with him; A good man who has made great contributions to the country, loves to listen to those good stories on the battlefield that are full of gold.Xing Yi is a prince, and he only knows that he is a prince, and it seems that he should also have the habits of Gao Liang's children: good wine, fun, and beauty; but Xing Yi's attitude makes him a little uncertain - he has never seen such a cold What should a cold-faced dandy like?

Little Fenghuang was puzzled, and accidentally told the truth: "I like going out to play."

He didn't put the emphasis on the word "play", but subconsciously insisted on the word "go out".

Xing Yi raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Is that so?"

Little Phoenix didn't know what he was laughing at.Xing Yi quietly finished flipping through his book of poetry practice in his room, then got up and left.Before leaving, he asked, "Feng Huang, how old are you now?"

This was the first time he called his name, and Xiao Fenghuang hurriedly replied: "Sixteen."

Xing Yi nodded and left without saying anything.

On the third day Xing Yi did not come.

On the fourth day, still did not come.

Xiao Fenghuang secretly asked Mammy: "Mom, now that others see me, do they still want a thousand dollars? Can I lower the price a little?"

The nanny glared at him: "What are you thinking, now that I want to see you but I can't see you, why do you ask this?"

Xiao Fenghuang prevaricated, he was very smart, he knew that the nanny would not allow the people under his command to have true feelings for the client, so he secretly asked his companion: "What is the approximate salary of a prince? Is there any shortage of money? I put Take out all my savings, can you help me send them to their palace? Just say... Just say it's a favor, don't even mention my name."

The companion said: "The royal relatives are very valuable, and they will not be short of money. Are you thinking about the prince a few days ago? Let me tell you, he doesn't look like he is short of money. Yupei is worth seeing you hundreds of times."

Little Phoenix said: "Oh."

He went back to his room, sat by the window and waited, but after half a month of waiting, Xing Yi never came.

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Xing Yi only had time to listen to these few paragraphs.The voice in the Snow Bamboo Forest fell silent, and then there was a moment of silence, as if both bragging parties were sighing at each other.

Xing Yi's eyelids twitched, and then he stood still, silent for a moment, stretched out his hand and ejected a wind blade, cutting off a purple bamboo plant more than 20 feet behind him.The purple bamboo fell down with a clatter, and the crashing sound came, which immediately alarmed the two birds in the depths of the bamboo forest.

The Golden-winged Bird raised its head vigilantly: "Hey, it seems that someone is coming. You heard that the bamboo over there fell down. Is it the fairy boy here? You are so bold, you dare to move the purple bamboo forest in Fuli Palace."

Little Fenghuang panicked: "They won't do this, someone who dares to cut down the bamboo in the purple bamboo forest seems to be the emperor—"

Following these words, Xing Yi started to walk again, his usual unhurried accompaniment disappeared, he almost walked in quickly; the two birds also heard his footsteps quickly , Xiao Fenghuang hadn't finished half a sentence, and immediately turned into an incomprehensible chirping sound.

After he chirped a few times, Xing Yi arrived, his figure was like the wind, unpredictable.

The scene looked very harmonious—the two birds squatted and played together, the little phoenix sang his out-of-key song diligently, and the garuda also jumped down from the stone bench in a good manner, bowing his head earnestly: "Meet the emperor."

Little Fenghuang shook his head, continued to chirp nonchalantly, and stretched out his little head to take a piece of fruit into his mouth, and swallowed it.

Xing Yi looked at them with a half-smile: "I'm here to get some bamboo shoots, you were playing here."

The last time Garuda was frightened to death by Xing Yi's eye knife, and the psychological shadow has already been created, this time it is also trembling, and hastily wants to leave: "What, we have had enough fun today, Dijun, your little phoenix Give it back to you, I promise I didn't bully him anymore."

Xing Yi said: "It's okay, you can continue to play. I am in the smelting room all day long, and it is indeed difficult to accompany it."

Gold-winged bird said: "No, no, no—we're done, really! I'm leaving right now, you chat slowly, I mean, walk slowly."

Xing Yi nodded.

Garuda breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to run away, but he didn't want to be stopped by Xing Yi again: "What's the matter with your fur color? Last time I saw you, I remember it was still red gold."

Garuda glanced at Little Phoenix.

Little Phoenix looked away, and began to think about the silver plate on the table.

Garuda then said: "It was my elder brother who told me to change my fur color to change my mood. He said that I was too impatient and escaped before, and I needed to change into an elegant color like white to cultivate my body——Oh, Dijun, I really have to go , I still have to fetch water for Mr. Mingzun’s feet, goodbye! I wish you good health!”

Garuda rolled and crawled away.

Little Phoenix was still chirping as a bird, with a very open appearance, looking over with a pair of small bean eyes, the expression inside was also very innocent.

Xing Yi stretched out his hand to lift up the round little guy, and the little Phoenix immediately curled up into a ball, snuggled up against his palm timidly, and rubbed him with his fluffy little head.

Xing Yi didn't touch his head as usual, but lifted up the little Phoenix, placed it in front of his eyes, and looked at him at the same level.

After a while, Xing Yi said: "I'm busy on weekdays, so I don't have much time to take care of you. I plan to find a palace man to take care of your daily life, feeding, bathing, cleaning up the bird's nest, and building a bird climbing frame. What do you think? ?”

Little Fenghuang played dumb with him, nodded for a while, shook her head for a while, twirled a few times in his palm, then squatted down, looked up at him with her neck up, Xiaodou rolled her eyes.

Xing Yi coughed lightly: "Most of the people in my Fuli Palace are star servants, and they are idle and have no reputation. I think about it, starting from your case, how do you feel about setting up different positions in the palace?"

Xiao Fenghuang looked at him, not understanding why he said this to himself.

Xing Yi remained calm: "Since it is to take care of you, what title do you think the person in charge of this matter should be given? There are envoys in the world, but if you change here, what do you think of the word 'shit shovel officer'?" ?”

Little Phoenix's whole body trembled.

Those black bean eyes glanced at Xing Yi quickly, then looked away immediately, and then pretended to be stupid: "Chirp, tweet, tweet, tweet."

"Really, you think it's not bad?" Xing Yi tapped his little head, with a smile on his lips, "That's it."

When Xing Yi took him back, Xiao Fenghuang had been secretly observing Xing Yi's face, and it turned out that this person was as indifferent as water, not much different from usual.Little Phoenix had an intuition that Xingyi might have heard something, but he couldn't be sure.

Because Xing Yi didn't say anything else, and he seemed to know nothing.

Little Fenghuang thought about it, fell asleep accidentally, and fell headlong into Xing Yi's arms.Xing Yi sized him up for a moment, stuffed him into his sleeve, and walked back to the room slowly.

The next day, Xiao Fenghuang felt that the retribution for pretending not to speak human language had come again—the bamboos behind the Fuli Palace were blooming in patches, and they were about to wither. Sex is taken down.There were six full plates, and Little Phoenix ate half of it in one sitting. The whole bird was plump and swollen, so it could only lay motionless with its little wings spread out, lying in the snow to digest.

Xing Yi saw it, knelt down and touched his fluffy belly, and said slowly: "If you can eat like this, can you still lose weight?"

Little Phoenix chirped at him, stroked her stomach with the tips of her wings, and showed him a handful of thick and soft feathers.

Xing Yi quickly understood the meaning: "You mean you are hairy, not fat? That's right, that day when you stood by the window with water on it, it was indeed a little smaller than the hole in the window paper."

Little Phoenix nodded quickly.He twisted happily, dug a hole in the snow, then buried himself in it, only his round head was exposed, after that, he shook his hair again, and plunged into the snow nimbly , After a while, he got out of the snow on the other side, which means that he is not only not fat, but also very flexible, and even has the strength to do weight-loss exercises.

When Xiao Fenghuang was about to show him another weight-loss exercise, Xing Yi caught him, looked at him for a while, and said with some regret: "It might have been puffiness at first, but now you eat so well with me, you don't want to lose weight." I don't see you exercising more, you must have really gained weight."

Little Phoenix writhed in his hands, arching back and forth, trying to get into his collar.

Xing Yi dragged his chubby bird's buttocks, motionless: "It's easy to prove. I saw that Garuda shaved its feathers and then grew white feathers. The original feathers were long and thin, and they were sword feathers of a bird of prey. Now his feathers are also It's the same as you, but it's much thinner than you, and it looks a little fluffier than before. If you want to look fat and thin, shaving your hair is a good way, don't you think?"

Before Xiao Fenghuang could understand the meaning of his words, Xing Yi caught him and took him inside.Xing Yi put Xingpan to sleep, and then found a delicate and thin blade knife in the smelting room.

Xing Yi said: "Hey, don't hurt yourself."

Only now did Little Phoenix know what Xing Yi was going to do——

He actually wants to shave his own hair!

For the Phoenix family, the head can be cut off and the blood can bleed, the great cause of losing weight cannot be stopped, and the hair cannot be messed up, but now...

Xingyi wants to pluck his hair!

Although he is his husband, Xiao Fenghuang felt grief and indignation welling up in his heart. Seeing that Xing Yi pressed the leaf knife into his sleeve and was stroking his hair out of his veins, Xiao Fenghuang yelled in protest: "Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp!"

Xing Yi made an appearance of listening attentively, and then smiled gently: "Really, you also think this is a good way?"

At that moment, Xiao Fenghuang felt that he saw the exact same expression on Xing Yi's face as King Feng Ming.

He hugged his head with his small wings, and slid to the corner to squat, but was caught by Xing Yi again.Xiao Fenghuang closed her eyes and let out a sad voice: "Don't! Don't shave my hair! If you shave it, you will be responsible for me! I was wrong, I can speak, please don't shave my hair woo woo woo woo Woo-"

After waiting for a while, Little Phoenix realized that there was no movement, so he quietly poked his head out to take a look at Xing Yi.

Xing Yi had already put away the Leaf Knife.He stood by the table with his hands behind his back, with a half-smile: "You can talk, huh?"

Little Phoenix shrank his neck and huddled into a ball.

He moved back and moaned pitifully: "Huh."