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There is nothing in the past.

Later, when he was free, Garuda wanted to listen to Little Phoenix's story about his past in the mortal world, otherwise he would not believe that Dijun was really his husband, so Little Phoenix told him one by one.

When he met Xing Yi for the first time, Xing Yi was not called Xing Yi, but a prince named Lin.Little Fenghuang is still little Fenghuang, his family is poor, his father sells him to a brothel in tears, and from then on he will learn to be a person who serves people and pleases them, and his brand name is Fenghuang.

The fortune teller said: "Your baby has too much life, born with wealth and honor, although it is not as good as the emperor's fate, but it is not far from it; if you keep him in the house, you will surely kill the whole family."

At that time, Xiao Fenghuang was still too young to understand what parting was, and she was not sad.After leaving home, he was brought up by the nuns in the brothel, and he grew into a happy boy.Because of good looks, luck is even better, and he has basically never tasted the suffering and tiredness of others.In the same phoenix generation, when others were [-] or [-] years old, they would flip cards to pick up customers, but he became the top card in one fell swoop by virtue of his looks, and became famous all over the world.He was listed until the sixteenth, and others spent tens of thousands of gold, but they could only see him once.

At that time, Xiao Fenghuang was almost the tyrant of a brothel, living a life of luxury and money day after day; ordinary clients could not see him, if they saw him, if they dared to make a move, someone would help him clean up.The only disadvantage is that he is not very free. He likes to go outside to play, but he doesn't like to be taken out to play by all kinds of old men. He is increasingly bored by the days of smiling, ingratiating, and pretending.

Others asked him: "Xiao Fenghuang, you have saved enough ransom money, and you are getting older, what do you want to do in the future?"

After the age of 17, in the words of the guests, they are no longer "juicy" and worthless.

Xiao Fenghuang sneered, even when he was talking normally, his eyes were full of love, frivolous and intoxicating: "Don't be stupid, why would they let me go?"

Ten years of carefree life has cultivated his innocence, but not made him stupid.He is arrogant, sharp, lively, smart, and has all four things. Even if he is an ordinary person, his life will not be too bad.As the biggest cash cow in the brothel, it is basically impossible to escape.After thinking for a moment, Xiao Fenghuang said: "Maybe he will be redeemed by some wealthy businessman in the future and raised in another courtyard."

Others smiled sourly: "Impossible, how can you be so lucky? No one is willing to pay a sky-high price for a male prostitute, Xiao Fenghuang, you will probably have to turn over cards like us to pick up customers in the future, so you have a calm mind."

Little Phoenix was unmoved.

His luck is really that good.This has been the case since childhood.

One day, he spent the whole morning picking 99 cherry pits, put the pulp into a silver tray, and frozen it together with crushed ice, and the nun outside sent a message to him to prepare it, because there was a new customer to see.

Little Phoenix washed his hands symbolically, put on some clothes casually, got up lazily and went out.He has already made up his mind, if the nanny asks why he doesn't dress up, he will say that he is a beauty with a spring and a half lazy, and today he is lazy and light.

When he went out, by coincidence, he bumped into a man's arms.

Little Phoenix looked up and was stunned.

That was the best looking client he had ever seen.

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The box that Fenghuang Mingzun gave to Xiao Fenghuang was packed in a storage ring, and it was transported by Xing Yi in a friendly manner, and it was placed outside the garden, allowing Xiao Fenghuang to open it by himself.

Little Phoenix squatted in front of the box, tilted her head to look at Xing Yi, chatting back and forth.Xing Yi glanced at him, then turned around and walked towards his weapon room.The little phoenix flew to his shoulder, landed when it was almost in front of the door, and walked a few steps behind him, Douzi's eyes were still shining as before.

But this time Xing Yi forgot to open the door for him.

Little Phoenix knocked on the door with the tip of her beak for a while, but there was no response.So he knocked on the incense stick patiently for another two minutes, and finally Xing Yi inside couldn't laugh or cry: "Are you a woodpecker?"

He opened the door anyway, and allowed him to squat on the threshold just like last time.

Xing Yi stretched out his hand to stroke his round belly and fluffy little head, looked at him quietly, and then said in a low voice after a while: "After all, you are a pet, you only know how to eat and play with things, and it's the same with another owner. .”

Little Phoenix rubbed against his palm, then stretched out its soft little wings and placed them on his palm, which meant, I am not like this.

It's a pity that he can't tell Xing Yi for the time being.

Xing Yi has an indifferent personality, and he is even less willing to deal with people.Those Xian'e fairy children, fairies and goblins who admired him, none of them did not run into a wall with him. Little Fenghuang is not stupid. Of course he knows that Xingyi doesn't recognize him now, and he himself can't transform into a human form. Advantage.

I just don't know what to do after this advantage is reached, when will he be able to transform?

Xing Yi let him rub against his palm, and said in a low voice: "Actually, you don't have to stay with me. I can't keep things around me. None of the flowers, plants and animals I have raised in the past can survive. You understand ?"

Little Phoenix looked at him and shook his head.

Xing Yi smiled: "You only pick the ones that sound nice, do you understand?"

Xiao Fenghuang hesitated for a moment, not knowing whether to nod or shake his head, when he was thinking, Xing Yi had let him go and went back to the table.

Little Phoenix stayed quietly by the door, squatting motionless, watching him.

He didn't go anywhere this afternoon.

The box left by Fenghuang Mingzun was not remembered by Little Fenghuang until the next morning.Xing Yi went to the court meeting again, and Xiao Fenghuang got up very early as a bird, so he didn't wake him up, but went for a walk in the garden.After walking around for a long time, little Fenghuang saw the big box.

He stepped forward and turned around, and saw that there was no sound inside, and he didn't know what it was.He glanced at the buckle, flapped his little wings, flew up, pried the buckle open with his beak, and with a snap, the brilliance of dawn poured in, and he saw... a naked plucking chicken.

The plucking chicken was still in a deep sleep.

Xiao Fenghuang was startled at first, but after a closer look, he realized that it seemed to be an acquaintance.The original brilliant red-gold feathers were gone, and it looked miserable.

He thought for a while, jumped in, and patted the Garuda's head with his paw: "Wake up, where's your fur?"

The plucked chicken wakes up leisurely.After seeing clearly that it was Little Phoenix, he immediately raised his voice in grief: "You actually imprisoned me for a day and a night! Tell me, have you seduced Dijun again! You are responsible for me! I am bald and you are also responsible for me! "

Xiao Fenghuang glanced at him with disgust: "Why are you here? Why did Mingzun send you here?"

Garuda stopped crying immediately, and he said sincerely: "After I was beaten by you, I went back to complain to Mingzun, but Mingzun not only refused to help me out, but also beat me up. But the most important thing is me Mao, I’m here to ask you to take responsibility.”

Xiao Fenghuang continued to be disgusted: "I didn't pull out your hair, I am not responsible, so I am not responsible."

Tears flashed in the Garuda's eyes: "You didn't pluck my hair, but you made me grow white soft hair. I don't want to be a colorful Garuda, I will be laughed at if I do this. Ming Zun also I said that these white hairs will be like this in the future, I thought about it, it would be better to shave all of them, and then you can turn all the hairs on my body into white, which would also look better."

Little Phoenix: "...Ming Zun really said that?"

Garuda said: "Of course, little fat bird, I beg you, please help me, I will give you your money back, I will give you double the money! I am also very poor, this is already my limit , you know, otherwise I wouldn't come out to deceive people, I'd rather deceive a round little bean like you."

Little Phoenix was silent for a while.

In fact, he was just scaring the garuda at that time, there was no such thing as the so-called as long as it grows out, it will be this color in the future.The Garuda is a descendant of the phoenix. Although it does not have the energy of nirvana and rebirth, it does not take much trouble to grow back a few tufts of hair.

As a result, the golden-winged bird actually shaved off all its hair.

Little Phoenix said: "No, you go home to recuperate for a few months, and the hair will grow back. Bai Yu is not good, they will look down on you."

Garuda squatted side by side with him, a fluffy ball in the snow, and a miserable plucked chicken, very eye-catching.Garuda said: "No, I want white feathers, white is so beautiful, red gold, tacky."

Little Phoenix silently moved its paw to the side, moving a little away from him.

The Garuda moved a bit, and continued to beg: "Please, please? I can follow you in the future. Now that you are with the emperor, if you can steal some of the Liquan and fairy grass in his palace, You secretly give it to me, and I will resell it, and we will definitely make a lot of money! You don't have to work so hard anymore."

...sounds a little exciting.

Xiao Fenghuang rejected him complacently: "No, I'm not short of money now, but if you want to hang out with me, it's okay. I'll cover you."

Garuda stretched out its wings and clapped vigorously: "Okay! You will be my big brother from now on!"

His elder brother was seven or eight times smaller than him, and he was a chubby ball. He rolled back a few times when he slapped him, and fell into the soft snow upside down, revealing a pair of small claws and a round bird. butt.

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From then on, Garuda had snow-white feathers, and continued to go to Linglongmen to do his business of reselling talismans.

When he is free, he will come to play with Little Phoenix and talk to him.Little Phoenix has been chirping at Xingyi all the time, and just happened to have a place to talk freely. The two birds, one big and one small, seem to be thieves every time they meet. , about in the bamboo forest behind Fuli Palace.

The little phoenix does not know how to transform into a human form, and the Garuda never considerately transforms itself into a human form in front of him. The two birds squatted on the stone chairs among the bamboo groves in a serious manner, and placed the prawns and goldens picked on the spot on the stone table. The fruit wine brought back by the winged bird, you eat and drink with a sip of fruit and a glass of wine, quite a celebrity style.

When Xiao Fenghuang was in the mortal world, he was well versed in the tricks of drinking and dining, and often said that Garuda was stunned.

Little Phoenix spoke earnestly: "You have to show that you are very powerful, so that others will believe your words. Why are many deals done on the wine table? Because it is best to deceive people on the wine table. You have to learn to brag and cooperate. If others brag, they are happy, and of course they will come to buy your things."

Little Phoenix taught Garuda how to brag for many days, and Garuda worshiped him more and more, which made Little Phoenix feel a little smug.The dialogue between the two gradually transitioned from elegant and famous to bragging about each other.

On this day, Garuda came over with a gossipy face and asked, "That's right, you and Dijun, what's the situation now? Are you not afraid of Dijun, who is so difficult to get along with?"

Xiao Fenghuang proudly said: "Don't be afraid, he's fine."

The golden-winged bird asked again: "It is true that you took the initiative to find Dijun, and did Dijun accept you as a bird?"

Little Phoenix was lying with his back against the flagon, with his two white jade-like paws drying out, his fluffy little head tilted, and started bragging and nonsense mode: "Of course not, I didn't take the initiative to look for him, he was the one who read it." I want to adopt me as a pet at a glance. I heard people say that the person who is raised is actually the master, and the person who raises a pet is called a shit shovel officer."

It was afternoon, just waking up from a nap, and it was a dizzy moment, and the Fuli Palace was quiet.In the quiet snow-bamboo forest, the voices of the two talking were clearly audible and amplified a lot.

Xing Yi walked over on the snow, and when he sensed the sound of a conversation inside, he stopped and listened attentively.

He came here to fetch ten-thousand-year bamboo shoots, the core of which is as hard as iron, and is used as the material for a long sword he is currently smelting.Xing Yi has an excellent memory, and he recognized one of them with just a single sound. It was the voice of the Garuda that he met when he was looking for Little Phoenix that day.

There is another voice that he has never heard before, and it is impossible for such a person to exist in Fuli Palace.It's just that the voice was clear and lively, which made his heart move slightly, as if some dusty fragment was mentioned, as if an old friend was reunited.

The owner of that voice is still talking, and the tone is very proud and proud:

"The shit-shoveling officer, as the name suggests, because he shovels shit for me, so I also named him an official. He was the one who cried and rushed to be my shit-shoveling officer. The only imperial shit-shoveling officer in the world, you see Do other phoenixes have this treatment? No, it’s impossible, I’m the only little phoenix in heaven and earth, am I powerful?”

The author has something to say: Dijun: It’s so bad for you, do you want to akimbo for a while?