Those days when I was bullied by firefighter Lao Gong

After all the interesting events are over, it is the turn of the normal sports competition, and the women's 100-meter preliminaries that Xiaopang participated in is the first.

"Dick, let's go! Go to see my girlfriend's game." I took Dick's hand and walked on the playground naturally.

Dick didn't speak, and let me lead him.

N University's women's 100-meter race has always been a highlight of the school sports meeting, so there are huge crowds of spectators.

Because I went late, the auditorium and both sides of the runway were surrounded by crowds three times inside and three times outside.I stood behind the crowd and jumped up and down desperately, trying to get a feel for what was going on on the track.

It's a pity that I have more than enough heart but not enough energy, because my height is a major flaw for me.

"It's so annoying, I can't see inside at all." I complained.

There was a row of 185 boys standing in front of me. It was useless for me to jump up and down. All I could see were the backs of their heads.

"Daughter-in-law, are you afraid of heights?" Dick asked me.

"Fortunately, I'm not that scared." I said while dancing.

"Daughter-in-law, sit on my shoulder." Dick knelt down as he said.

"Emmm, Dick, this is not good."

There are so many people here, it would be a shame to be lifted by Dick.

However, Dick didn't give me a chance to think at all. He said "hold on" and put my legs on his shoulders, and then took my thighs and lifted me up.

I clawed at Dick's face in fright, and finally got hold of his big ears.

"Daughter-in-law, don't panic." Dick's voice came from below.

"Who told you to be so sudden! I didn't hurt you, did I?" I worried.

"No."

"Then are you tired? If you are tired, let me down."

"Not tired, but daughter-in-law, you are really too light."

"Then I thank you for your compliment." I rubbed Dick's ear and said.

With Dick's height of 190, my sight immediately widened.Soon, I saw Xiaopang among a group of contestants. One couldn't hold back, I waved excitedly and shouted:

"Fatty- come on, come on, come on! You're the best! Wow-"

After seeing Xiao Fei waving to me on the track, I shouted even more happily.

Especially when Xiao Fei was the first to cross the finish line, I wished I could fly in and hug her immediately.

"Damn girl, you are the best!" I roared angrily, not caring that the people around me looked at me like they wanted to see a monster.

So, during the lunch gathering, I was so hoarse that I couldn't speak.

"Xiang Meili, do you think you are stupid? Huh? It's just a preliminaries, why are you so excited?" Xiaopang scolded.

"I, ahem, am I happy!"

"Can you grow up like Dick?"

"Damn girl, how am I not mature enough for Dick?"

"Then you tell me where you are as mature as Dick?"

"Damn girl, hurry up and eat. There's a competition in the afternoon." As I spoke, I put a piece of meat on her plate.

"Dick, it's really hard for you. If you can't live with Meili, you are welcome to come to me at any time." Xiaopang said softly to Dick.

"Damn girl, I'm still here! Besides, my Dick won't be able to live with me." As soon as I finished speaking, Dick immediately slapped me in the face.

"Good," said Dick.

"Honey, what did you just say?"

Dick Hunter, do you have the guts to say it again?

"But you may have to wait until the next life, because I decided to live with happiness in this life." Dick looked at me seriously and said.

"Oh, then I'll make an appointment for the next life! Dick, you must remember to come to me in the next life!" Xiaopang said affectionately.

"Looking for you big-headed ghost! In the next life, in the next life, in the next life, Dick will be mine. Don't even think about it, bitch!" I said, hugging Dick.

Lunch ended with my bickering with Xiaopang.Dick left first because he still had work, and I stayed to watch the rest of Xiaofei's game.

In the afternoon game, Xiao Fei made great strides all the way to the final without any suspense.

"Oh, damn girl, if I had known you were so good, I wouldn't have come to see you. It was a waste of my time." I walked out of the school gate holding Xiaopang's hand.

"My old lady didn't ask you to come and see it, but you wanted to stay and watch it yourself."

"Oh, damn girl, I stand under the scorching sun for you, and my voice is hoarse. Are you treating me like this?"

"Ah, I'm touched. You are really my best best friend. Is that enough? Do you still need me to give you a best best friend award?"

"What a heartless, dead girl!"

"Each to each other. But it's beautiful."

"Why? Are you ready to apologize with death?"

"You can be said to be the focus of the school today." Xiao Pang said excitedly.

"What the hell? Are you stupid because you eat too much meat at noon and your brain doesn't have enough blood supply?"

"See for yourself."

Xiao Fei opened the school forum, and under the most popular topic - "Couples at the school sports meeting", Di Ketuo's photo of me was ranked first, which remained high.

In the photo, I'm staring straight ahead, raising a hand in cheers, and Dick is grabbing my legs and keeping his eyes on me.

"Fuck??? I don't even know when we were secretly photographed."

"Student Xiangmei, how do you feel now?"

"Emmm, the person who took the photo actually helped us to P the picture, she is really a good person."

"This is the end?"

"Otherwise? What else do you want me to say?"

"So you and your husband showed our affection, and you told me to thank the person who took the photo?"

"Do you want me to use a loudspeaker and shout at the school gate, 'I'm sorry, I caused you to eat dog food, please forgive me'?"

"Xiang Meili, you'd better show at noon!"

"That period of time is noon, thank you. Also, Dick and I have to show sooner or later, because we don't know whether to tell sooner or later."

"Xiang Meili, you are going to die for my old lady!"

"Damn girl, I will hold you back even if I die."

When I got home, I put away the ingredients I bought, changed into comfortable clothes, and started my journey to prepare dinner.

After going through all the dishes my mother cooked for me in my memory, I put on my apron and got busy.

Maybe the pressure cooker was too loud, and I didn't know it when Dick came back from get off work.If Dick hadn't hugged me from behind, I wouldn't have known it, so I was taken aback.

"Dick, don't tell me when you come back!"

"Daughter-in-law, I said it, but you didn't hear it. It smells so good!" Dick said, rubbing his fluffy face against me.

"It will take a while to eat, you go to the living room to watch TV first." I picked up a piece of cooked meat and put it in his mouth, saying: "Go quickly, don't make trouble here."

"Got it!" Dick pecked lightly on my cheek.

I prepared five dishes and one soup for dinner. I originally wanted to prepare seven dishes and one soup, but I was afraid that the two of us would not be able to finish it and waste it, so I gave up.

As soon as it was on the table, Dick couldn't wait to pick up the chopsticks to pick up the eggplant.Before I had time to remind him that it was hot, he put it in his mouth without saying a word.As a result, he spit it out again immediately, sticking out his tongue and breathing hot.

"What are you doing in such a hurry?" I hurried to the refrigerator to bring him ice water.

Dick took the water, drank most of it in one gulp, and when he felt a little better, he said:

"I can't wait to try my wife's dishes."

"This is made in a casserole. It's very hot. You need to blow it for a while before you can eat it." I picked up a piece of eggplant, put it near my mouth and blown it for a while, then handed it to Dick's mouth.

Dick swallowed it in one gulp, and said:

"Daughter-in-law, what kind of dish is this? It's delicious!"

"This is eggplant stew, made with eggplant and marinated fish."

In this place, I have to go to Chinatown to buy salted fish.

"It's delicious!" Dick picked up a few more slices and ate them himself.

"Eat more if it tastes good." I said with a smile.

At that time, my mother probably watched me eat her dishes like this.

The difference is that my mother watched me eat while I watched my husband eat.

After dinner, seeing me clearing up the dishes, Dick wanted to come over to help.But I drove him into the living room again, he had had enough work today.

After finishing the busy work, I lay paralyzed on the sofa with my legs resting on Dick.

Dick ignored me and watched his sports news seriously.

"By the way, Dick, let me tell you something." I suddenly remembered something.

"what happened?"

So I told him about the school forum and showed him the photos.

"Daughter-in-law, this photo is very nice. You can send it to me later, and I will use it as the cover of my phone."

"Eh? Dick, that's all you thought of?"

"Well. Daughter-in-law, we are a legal couple who have obtained a certificate and sworn an oath." As he spoke, Dick patted my thigh and continued to watch his TV.

Also, what am I doing?Me and Dick are legally married, and we could do it if we weren't.What am I worrying about here?

Thinking about it, I threw the phone away and lay on top of Dick.