Every time I take physical education class, I have to be dissed by the Mediterranean crazy, and this time is no exception.Xiaofei and I are in a team for a while, training a fun project - moving tires.

"Xiang Meili, how can you participate in the school sports meeting with your physical fitness? You are not even as good as Scarlett."

"Report to the teacher, I can't do it, I can't move."

Ah, I forgot to say that Scarlett is Xiaopang's name.

"If you're a man, don't say you can't! Show your energy!" Mediterranean was full of enthusiasm.

"Reporting to the teacher, why does the fun project have such a magical project as moving tires?"

And why can't men say no?Why does a man need to know everything?

Of course, I dare not say the above words, otherwise I think the Mediterranean will come up and send me to the hospital with a fist.

"Where is there so much nonsense? It's a man who rolls up his sleeves and does it! Xiang Meili, you move the tires back and forth for two more."

"Teacher, did you just kill me?" I complained.

"Teacher, Meimei really can't be moved anymore." Xiaopang said from the side. "You can't tire him out, how will you participate in the school sports meeting then?"

"Hey, why are the current students so poor in physique! All right, you guys take a rest for a while. There will be two more rounds at the end." After finishing speaking, Mediterranean gave me a look.

No, teacher, why do you just stare at me?

"Xiang Meili, have you overindulged recently?" As soon as the Mediterranean left, Xiao Fei immediately switched to gossip mode.

"How is it possible? I'm the kind of innocent young man who advocates platonic love."

"Really?" Xiao Fei slapped my butt hard.

"Fuck! Damn girl, why are you slapping my ass? It hurts like hell!"

Blame that bastard Dick, my back is still burning.

"Xiang Meili, my old lady didn't use any strength at all. Now you still say that you are a pure and clean young man?" Xiao Pang said with a look of disgust.

"Old man, this is what I am!"

"Aren't you telling the truth?" Xiao Fei made a gesture to slap my ass again.

"Don't shoot anymore! Okay, okay, I said it's okay?"

"I want to hear all the details, preferably enough."

I clung to Xiaopang's ear and told her what had happened in the past few days.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Xiang Meili, I can't tell."

"Look, don't you see anything?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, my male ticket and I will be in the car at most. When you arrive, you can go directly to the vineyard, tsk tsk tsk. Xiang Meili, I didn't expect you to be so fucked."

"Damn girl, it's none of my business? I'm a victim."

"Xiang Meili, don't get cheap and act good!"

"Hey, I said that those who clean themselves will clean themselves. But Xiaopang, Dick's desire to control is a bit strong, and I'm afraid this will become a conflict at that time."

"Xiang Meili," Xiaopang grabbed my ear and said, "Isn't it good to have a controlling husband? It means he cares about you and everything about you."

"However, many people say that being too controlling is not good."

"Then do you like Dick's desire to control?" Xiao Fei went straight to the point.

Thinking of Dick's stupid way of being jealous for me, I think I should like it.

"like."

"That's all right? Why think so much? Don't waste today's beauty worrying about tomorrow's unknown, enjoy the present moment."

"Yes, yes, the students have been taught."

On the day of the school sports meeting, the sky was clear and the sun was shining brightly.

Yesterday I was full of joy because of the downpour, but today I am sad because of the sunshine.

I don't know who said it, but students who participate in interesting events are also considered athletes, so they need to participate in the opening ceremony of the sports meeting.

Considering the distance from home to school and the time of the opening ceremony, I chose to stay in the dormitory the night before, because it would allow Dick to sleep more.

I even hope that Dick can't come to participate in this ghost school sports meeting today because of something, so that I can abstain.

Finally, when I was about to faint from sunstroke, the host finally finished the lengthy opening speech.

"Next, students who are participating in interesting projects, please bring your partner to the rostrum to register."

I looked around, but there was no sign of Dick.

"Good, why isn't your husband coming?" Xiaopang asked.

"It's probably because I have something to do in the morning and I can't come."

"Then let me form a team with you."

"Don't you have your own project later? Why do you participate in this? You hurry up and prepare yours."

"Then I went?"

"Go, I still have to participate in this ghost event."

Having said that, I still go to the rostrum to register in line honestly.

"Oh, isn't this a beautiful brother? Are you here to participate in the fun project?"

Hearing that whining voice, I used my toes to figure out who it was—Bitch Harry.

Harry was walking over, holding John's arm.

"Yes." I smirked.

"What a coincidence, John and I will also participate. Later, we will not let you, Brother Hao."

"Okay."

vomit!You'd better not let me meet you later, or I will definitely hit you with disheveled hair.

"Brother Haohao, where is your partner? Are you still single?" Harry asked in surprise.

"Yes, after all, the last relationship was disgusted by the dog and the dog, so I don't want to talk about it."

"Brother Haohao, who are you calling a jerk? My dear, he actually called us a dog and a jerk." Harry's tears came as soon as he said it, and he immediately threw himself into John's arms and cried like a pear blossom with rain.

vomit!Ma'am, please calm down and thank you.

"Wonderful, you speak too strongly. Harry has always respected you," John said.

"Mr. John Porter, I don't think our relationship is good enough to call me by name. Besides, I didn't name my name. It's your little cutie who checks in."

I bother!Shameless dog leg.

"Honey, why can't our love be recognized by others? We obviously love each other."

"Xiangmei, I ask you to apologize to Harry!" John said in a commanding tone.

"Mr. Potter, have you made a mistake? Who are you to me? What right do you have to let me do this?"

"Xiang Meimei, do you apologize?" John let go of Harry and walked towards me with an unkind expression.

"Mr. Potter, are you sure you have strength? I remember that you are a man who can't even lift a bucket of water."

Thinking of this, I get angry.When we were together, I TM helped him move the bottled water from the first floor to the sixth floor.He is taller and stronger than me, but he is a vase.

"Xiang Meili, don't go too far!" John slapped him as he said that.

The corners of my mouth raised slightly, and I was ready to lie on the ground without getting up, so that I didn't have to participate in this ghostly fun project.

However, man is not as good as God, who knew that Dick would arrive at this time, sweating profusely, and still wearing a firefighter suit.

Dick pulled me into his arms and clamped John's hand tightly with one hand, causing the latter to grin his teeth in pain.

"Dick, didn't I tell you that you can't use it if you have a job?!" I yelled.

I am very touched that Dick can come, but after he comes, I will participate in this fun activity! ! !

Dick ignored me for a moment, but stared at John with a dark face.

"What were you trying to do to my husband just now?"

John was in so much pain that he couldn't speak, he just kept yelling for pain.

"Dick, just teach him a lesson, and I'm fine." I quickly asked Dick to put John down, and I really did him to break the latter's hand.

"But daughter-in-law, he wants to bully you!" Dick said to me.

"Isn't this attempted. Okay, let go of him quickly, we have to register."

"Oh." Dick reluctantly put John down, and I led him to the rostrum.

After what happened just now, and Dick was wearing a striking fire suit, we—it should be Dick, all of a sudden became the focus of the audience, and there was a lot of discussion.

"Oh my god, so handsome! My boyfriend is so powerful!"

My friend, thank you for your evaluation.

"Ah, I really want to have sex with him."

That classmate, can you be more reserved, this is my man, thank you.

"Hey, another good cabbage was shot by a pig."

This classmate, if you say that I am cabbage, then we are still classmates.If it was another, then please die on the spot Thank you.

I even heard them discussing the ownership of my family Dick, and what's more, they blatantly flirted with my family Dick and flirted with each other.

After finally registering and reporting, I hurriedly took Dick into the bathroom, took off his shirt, and then helped him arrange the gray-green short sleeves inside, and wiped the sweat off his head with a towel before letting him go out.

I don't want my husband to be regarded as a rape by others.

As soon as I got out of the bathroom, Harry immediately came up to me, showing a pitiful look, and said to me:

"Brother Haohao, I'm sorry. It was Harry who was wrong just now. I hope Brother Haohao can forgive me."

Harry was speaking to me, but his eyes were staring at Dick naked.

vomit!What a shameless dog!So quick to think of Dick?

"You don't need to apologize to me, I'm just telling the truth. After all, there are not many righteous male college students like me." As I said that, I put my hands on Dick's shoulders and pushed him forward.

"My dear brother, why don't you introduce me?"

Introduce your sister, thank you.

"No. Also, I'm the only child in my family, and I don't have a younger brother, thank you."

bitch, if your panties have a code, it must be 12345.

In order to make the interesting items feel mysterious, the school only told that one of the items was moving tires, and the rest were all unknowns.

"Dick, I'll leave it to you to move the tires." I jumped on Dick's back and said to him.

"Put it on me, daughter-in-law," said Dick, taking my hand.

"Speaking of which, didn't I tell you not to come if you have a job?"

"It's okay, it's not a big deal. I think the time will be here long after I've dealt with it."

"Lied to me again. Did you come here without changing your clothes? Why is your forehead so sweaty?" I said distressedly. "Are you tired?"

"Not tired! Daughter-in-law, I'm physically fit."

"I'll make something delicious for you to eat in the evening, as a reward for my husband."

"Really? I didn't know daughter-in-law that you can cook." Dick said with some surprise.

"I don't blame you. You take me out to eat all day long. I don't have a chance to show off." I pinched Dick's fluffy face and said.

"Okay! I will definitely eat all the dishes you cook tonight, daughter-in-law!"

"But Dick, I can only cook local dishes, not Western dishes."

"It's okay, as long as it's made by my wife, I like to eat it!"

"Really?"

"real!"

"Okay, I'll make a cold preserved egg tonight." I teased him.

"Daughter-in-law, don't don't! You know that I don't like to eat preserved eggs!"

"Then you still say that I like to eat everything I cook?"

"Then I'll correct it again. I like to eat all dishes except preserved eggs." Dick said slyly.

"Just your skin!" I said with a smile.

For this fun project, I thought it would be fun for the school to make such a mystery, and it turned out to consist of three projects - guessing riddles, moving tires and eating donuts.

I felt as though my IQ had been insulted.On the contrary, Dick looked eager to try.

When it was my turn and Dick's group, it was almost over, but the audience was still growing.

I took a general look around, and it turned out that it was the grassroots from the sports department who accompanied the female students to participate in this project, which is why so many people watched it.

"Dick, don't run so fast to move the tires later." I ordered.

"Why daughter-in-law? That little weight is a piece of cake for me."

My silly man, don't I want you to be the focus?

"Hey, listen to me. If you can, you'd better flop again."

As a human being, it's better to keep a low profile.

"Oh, good." Dick didn't ask any more questions.

After the game started, I deliberately guessed the riddle with full speed, and after the girls from the first team of Bucao solved it, I would tell the answer and go to relay with Dick.

Dick really did as I said, pretending to hold the tire with great difficulty, and then fell in the middle.But when we finally reached the third link, our group turned out to be No.2.

Eating donuts is a breeze for me.I still waited for the female classmate to run up before running, and I jumped when she jumped up on the spring mat.I easily ate the donuts.I thought Dick and I were No.2 in this round, but who knew that female classmate fell in mid-air, yes, it fell!

Now it's all right, Dick and I have become the first in this group.

……

When I took the prize of the interesting project - two tickets for the 3-day tour of the hot spring villa in City X, I realized why the school was so mysterious and why so many people came to watch it.

It turned out that this year the school spent a lot of money and prepared two tickets to the hot spring villa for the champion of each event.

I suddenly fell in love with Xiaopang.

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