Our cheerleading squad has a unique style
Chapter 3, I actually flushed the toilet.
Sun Dexing felt refreshed after being scolded: "Brother Bird, why are you so jealous?"
Qi Ran was so angry that he opened his mouth and sprayed: "Fuck him! Don't think that I can't see what he thinks about Si Xiaonian. When I see Si Xiaonian, I can't wait to pounce on Si Xiaonian, if I'm not afraid of Si Xiaonian. Xiaonian is embarrassing, I have smoked so early!"
Niu Ge: "You can do it! You're still working hard! Sun Dexing is a bit of a nymphomaniac, even if he really likes Si Xiaonian, you can't help it. Besides, he is not the only gay guy who likes Si Xiaonian in the whole Chengshan University. Grab a handful..."
Niu Ge's words were tantamount to adding fuel to the fire, and he yelled at the receiver of the mobile phone in a rage: "Shut up!!!"
With a roar out of thin air, the noisy vegetable market suddenly fell silent, only the chickens and ducks waiting to be slaughtered occasionally screamed.
Qi Ran turned around with a sullen face and walked out again: "What did you say, that idiot?!"
Niu Ge was picking out his deaf ears: "Oh~~~Damn it! He said——Si Xiaonian has already gone to the person who bought your shorts, and the two seem to have reached an agreement. As for what they said..."
Qi Ran was shocked: "When?!"
Niu Ge thought for a while: "...It seems that you were on a regular basis and Si Xiaonian picked you up during the time."
Qi Ran's heart was suddenly clawed out, and it was just so empty.
He almost instantly thought of the shaved piece of skin on Si Xiaonian's forehead, which was covered with blood on his eyebrows.
Si Xiaonian said at the time that he fell while riding an electric bike.Ask Si Xiaonian again and he is unwilling to say anything, and that day he found that Si Xiaonian was in a bad mood when he came back from Si Danian's shop. The people from the back, later they went to the old city and saw Xia Weishen’s house was demolished, and they really saw Jiao Lei in the dilapidated old community, and the next day they saw Zhoubing that looked exactly like Xia Weishen...
The events of those few days flashed before Qi Ran's eyes like snowflakes, urgently and quickly.
It just happened one thing at a time, and completely forgot about Si Xiaonian's forehead injury.
There was silence at both ends of the phone, Niu Ge was chewing potato chips on the other end of the phone, and Qi Ran was cracking his knuckles on the other end of the phone.
Qi Ran: "A student from Chengshan University?"
Niu Ge: "Well, in the same department as Hongdou, Liu Hongji is a junior in the Department of Computer Science, and Nima is in the same high school as the three of us, Nanxian No. [-] Middle School."
Hongdou, whose real name is Hong Dou, is a sophomore in the computer department of Chengshan University. He helped Qi Ran hack the confession wall and Dai Donglang's gay group before. In the same class as Qi Ran, Niu Ge, and Xue Mengzi.
Qi Ran: "You know him?"
Niu Ge's tone was full of disgust: "Where can I find a chance to meet this kind of pervert! What do you want to know, let Hongdou hack his computer, the same computer department, all tricks rely on hackers, let's not be with a pervert Let's fight Wen."
Qi Ran said in a deep voice: "Let Hongdou help me locate him, right now! Immediately! Immediately! I want to know where this person is!"
Niu Ge: "What are you going to do? I said, can you stop being so irrational when you encounter Si Xiaonian?!"
Qi Ran's tone was cold, and he spoke quickly: "If you don't help me find him, I can find him. It's just a matter of time. Nan County is just that big, and Chengshan City is that big."
Niu Ge compromised and said: "Yes, please! I will look for it, on the condition that I will accompany you, otherwise don't even think about it!"
Qi Ran lowered his head and closed his eyes, the soles of his shoes kept rubbing against the ground, the voice of "Hua Hua Hua..." made people upset, "Come and find me after lunch... help me bring two Shenjing roast geese who live alone .”
Niu Ge was surprised: "Two roast geese?! How many people eat two at a time!"
Qi Ran couldn't help but yelled again: "I'll keep it in a plastic bag for my boyfriend, is there a problem?!"
Niuge lost his temper at all: "No problem at all, I have to be convinced! I'll finish this bowl of dog food, wow, it's so delicious." After finishing speaking, hang up quickly, or you will be yelled at.
Qi Ran stood on the side of the road until he was dizzy from the scorching sun at noon, and punished himself like physical punishment.I didn't go into the market to buy vegetables and meat until I was sweating profusely, and went home to cook and serve the old and the young.
At one o'clock in the afternoon, Niu Ge's Ba Dao drove into the Nankuang family building, Da Ba Dao stopped next to Qi Ran's small electric car, taking advantage of Qi Ran's electric car, which looked like a toy car, very cute.
Niu Ge carried a big bag and a small bag, the big bag was full of nutrition for Qi's father, and the small bag was Qi Ran's two roast geese.
It was Zhou Bing who opened the door, and Niu Ge was stunned for a moment and asked, "I...is this Qi Ran's house?"
Zhou Bing smiled and nodded: "Yes, my family."
Niu Ge retreated to the door to look at the building number and the house number, it was absolutely correct, and he must have walked countless times in high school for three years.
"No, who are you, little brother?!" Niu's character was originally arrogant, and no matter how bad his tone was, he looked like a hooligan.
Zhou Bing's face immediately pulled the elder: "You are just a little brother! You are small all over!"
Qi Ran came out of the bedroom, with a fiery expression on his face, and pointed at Zhou Bing who was walking back: "Zhou Bing, my brother, I picked it up from the pile of chickens, ducks, geese, and dogs in the vegetable market."
Niuge looked inside Zhoubing: "Fuck! Can this thing be picked up casually? Doesn't it bite?"
Qi Ran didn't even bother to raise his eyelids: "Look, why don't you pick one up and try it out."
Zhou Bing pursed his lips, squinted his eyes, and stared at Niu Ge, and heard Qi's father asking "Who's here?" in the room, and he immediately replied: "Dad, there is a second idiot in our house."
Niu Ge laughed angrily: "It's not that the family doesn't enter the house, it's as stupid as you."
Qi Ran impatiently took a bottle of water and threw it to Niu Ge: "Did you find it?"
Niu Ge squeezed the water bottle and said: "It's not easy to get rid of Hongdou. There are only a few people from Nanxian No. [-] Middle School who were admitted to Chengshan University. Liu Hongji...you must not remember him. That kid is as good as Sun Dexing, just like Sun Dexing. Damn... Uncle, you're awake, is it because I didn't control the volume properly?"
Zhou Bing pushed Papa Qi out, turned to the side of the sofa and stopped, and Zhou Bing sat down next to Papa Qi.
Qi's father patted Niu Ge's thick arm: "With your physique, no matter how small your voice is, it won't be too small."
Niu Ge chuckled: "Uncle, your martial arts novels and martial arts TV series are not in vain. Have you practiced some magical skills secretly? Why do I feel that your complexion is better than before, at least five years younger..."
Qi's father patted the Zhou cake: "There is not one more son, and I have to live a few more years if I insist on it."
The three of them got together to talk about it, but they were all alone in deep thought.
Half an hour later, Qi Ran finally rescued Niu Ge from Zhou Bing and his father.
"That younger brother of yours is so talkative, he hurts people all the time, he looks so clever, be careful, you might fall out of favor someday." Niuge drove the car like no one bothered to talk to him. Lean back on the passenger seat.
Niu Ge sighed, and asked very politely: "Tell me, why did Liu Hongji mess with you? Don't tell me it's because of this person that he bought your underpants."
Qi Ran clasped the door of the car with his fingers, his face was so cold that it could rain hail: "For a while, Si Xiaonian put gauze on his forehead, and it was probably done by Liu Hongji."
Niu Ge couldn't believe it: "How is it possible?! Si Xiaonian beat you up and beat me up like a joke! You may not remember Liu Hongji, Hongdou sent me a photo at noon, that grandson is really the same size as Sun Dexing , just that small one is not enough for Si Xiaonian to play with one hand..."
Qi Ran turned his head and yelled again: "Can you just open your mouth and shut up, Sun Dexing, Sun Dexing! Did you make Sun Dexing bend over!"
Niuge was startled by the roar and his hands trembled, and the car turned a corner on the road.He finally noticed that Qi Ran had drunk too much vinegar today, and there was a sour smell from the inside out.
When the car was driving steadily, Niu Ge turned his head and said in a panic, "I'm going to turn around! I'll grab Si Xiaonian too! Is Sun Dexing's physique good enough?! It must be your Si Xiaonian... ...Come on, calm down, Brother Bird! Ahhhh!!"
Niuge desperately grabbed the steering wheel to keep the car moving forward at a constant speed without violating the rules, and also had to withstand the manic Qiran's punches, kicks and threats.
When Hong Dou got into the car, he saw Niuge listless, and saw smoke coming from Qiran's head. He was a little scared, but he still handed the computer he was carrying to Qiran, the co-pilot.
Hong Dou pointed at the laptop, and the computer page was being remotely monitored: "Brother Bird, look, this person is you, right? Do you know the person next to you?"
Qi Ran just glanced at it, his eyes were about to pop out, Niu Ge hurriedly pulled over the car when he saw this, for fear that Qi Ran would explode and smash Hong Dou's tens of thousands of notebooks.After he took the notebook away, he was no less shocked than Qi Ran.
Niuge's hands trembled into Parkinson's, pointing at the computer screen, Qi Ran on the edge of the court said: "Isn't this the spring friendly match? This kid...fuck, did he come over here? What's wrong with this shit?" thing?!"
Hong Dou answered happily: "P's."
Niuge covered his face speechlessly, rubbed his hands together and said, "What about me?! If I hadn't lost my memory, I remember that the person with Qi Ran's shoulders was me! Right? Brother Bird?"
Qi Ran tightly closed his eyes, then opened them again, two sharp eyes swept over Niu Ge, Niu Ge immediately shut up.
Before Hong Dou finished putting the tainted milk, he continued to flip through Liu Hongji's computer remotely: "Ah... there are quite a few, do you still want to watch it?"
Qi Ran: "Look!" After a short pause, he asked again, "Can you see the date of the photo?"
Hong Dou was not afraid of death and said: "I can see it. He kept all the original documents and made folders according to the date. The earliest photos were the summer vacation when we were freshmen and sophomores..."
The air suddenly froze, and the inside of the carriage was icy cold, making one's hairs stand on end.
Hong Dou swallowed very loudly.
Niuge rolled his eyes on the roof of the car: "Give him awesome!"
Qi Ran turned to look at Hong Dou: "Please! Please finish it at once."
Hong Dou pursed his lips, then tightened them again, and suddenly shouted "These photos were output and printed on this machine at the end of June" as if making up his mind.
Niu Ge's funny brain hadn't reacted yet, seeing Hong Dou frightened like a chicken, he asked, "Why did you run so far?"
Hong Dou pointed to the computer on Qi Ran's lap: "Give me back my computer first, I just finished upgrading the ghost system, return my wife~~"
Qi Ran has completely calmed down now.
Thinking back, the night Si Xiaonian saw Jiao Lei, he hid in the corridor smoking a cigarette alone, while smoking while looking at a photo, he thought Si Xiaonian was looking at the photo of Xia Weishen, Jiao Lei and him.That night, he was full of jealousy and pulled Si Xiaonian to bite and gnaw. On the one hand, he really wanted to have sex, and on the other hand, there was an act of venting his anger in it.
That night, Si Xiaonian went unrestrained until dawn, and later he looked for that photo, but he couldn't find anything.
So, Si Xiaonian saw the photo of him and Liu Hongji at the end of June?
Didn't question him, didn't get angry, didn't even lose his temper with him over the photo.
Was Si Xiaonian so generous?Ah!
The author has something to say: There was a heavy thunderstorm and the internet was disconnected for more than an hour, but it was still too late.
Love you love you love you mua!(*╯3╰)
☆、Male vixen
Qi Ran didn't speak, and Niu Ge and Hong Dou didn't dare to speak.The car immediately arrived at Liu Hongji's home, where Hong Dou was staring at the computer, occasionally instructing Niu Ge.
Niu Ge suddenly patted his thigh, with an expression of "suddenly realized! That's it!": "Damn! This kid imagined himself as you, boyfriend?!"
Hong Dou nodded in agreement: "Fantasy maniac, pervert maniac, this person is definitely sick. He has severe YY syndrome. He has been posting photos of him and Brother Bird since the second year of high school, that is, our first year of high school. It's really 'long love'. "
Qi Ran's chest suddenly rose and fell, and Niu Ge hurriedly shouted: "Don't get angry! I just got the car serviced! Calm down! Take a deep breath and think about your Xiaonian."
Thinking of Si Xiaonian, Qi Ran's breathing hurts.Si Xiaonian is a bastard, his boyfriend has been masqueraded as someone else's, and he still looks like a normal person.
Now that I have seen the photo of him and Liu Hongji, I can still have sex with him so calmly! ! !
Made!
The more Qi Ran thought about it, the more irritable he became, and he was so irritable that he wanted to lift the roof of the car.
Did you fucking love me?Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Within a few seconds, the internal organs were tangled into a dead lump, and the next second Qi Ran suddenly laughed, a cold laugh.
you don't care right?
I'm here to see if you really care.
Qi Ran's furious brain is about to be boiled dry at the moment, and he has no sense at all.
Qi Ran: "How can I contact Liu Hongji?"
Hong Dou quickly tapped on the keyboard: "He's cheating on me, I sent him a message and told him to go downstairs immediately, you go down and wait, I'm going to clear his computer... What the hell, why does he want to print photos again? What do people think? Hey~~ There are still a lot of films... I will go! Spicy eyes, Brother Bird is a M, be careful he kneels and licks you, the film is all about SM and heavy mouth..."
Niuge parked the car on the side of the road, and stretched half of his body into the back seat to look at Hong Dou's computer interface: "Don't turn it off! I want to see it."
Qi Ran opened the door and got out of the car, Niu Ge only glanced at the names of a bunch of films, just looking at the names made his blood boil.
When Niuge got off the car, he saw a cold drink shop. He went in and bought three boxes of ice cream. He threw one box to Hong Dou and another box to Qi Ran. They ate and walked to the address given by Hong Dou.
In the distance, a thin figure ran out of a building in a panic, with house slippers still on his feet, a face and exposed arms and legs, all skin was cold white, as if he had just come from the ground. exhumed corpses.
The person who ran out of the building was Liu Hongji, who froze in place the moment he saw Qi Ran.
It seems that Qi Ran is a male vixen, who will be seduced by just looking at it.
Liu Hongji's eyes were full of excitement that he couldn't hide and didn't intend to hide, infatuation, obsession, Chi Guoguo sank to the point of shortness of breath, chest heaving, and then abnormal redness appeared in his eyes, and his cheeks began to swell. The blush of spring.
Niu Ge and Qi Ran were both uncomfortable watching this scene.No one will feel comfortable being hooked up by such a blatant YY
The two got closer and closer, except for Liu Hongji's eyes would turn twice from time to time following Qi Ran's walking, the rest of his body did not move... No, the Adam's apple rolled a second ago, and then the frequency of rolling has not changed.
Qi Ran's eyelids pressed down and formed a sharp arc. Niu Ge wiped the corner of his mouth, looked at Qi Ran and then at Liu Hongji, "Be gentle."
The ice cream scoop dangling from his mouth swung up and down a few times, Qi Ran raised his chin and pointed at the boy who was so frivolous that his brain froze. He changed his tone and asked, "I heard——you are my long-lost boyfriend?"
Hearing this coquettish remark unexpectedly, Niuge turned his head and sprayed a mouthful of ice cream on Qi Ran's arm.
Qi Ran's indifferent face: "..." It's too late!
Niu Ge's face was black: "..." Cough!
"You were sent by the other side to punish me!" Qi Ran wiped off the ice cream on his arm and threw it on the ground.
Niuge was embarrassed and apologetic, and made a gesture of invitation: "Go on, momentum, pay attention to momentum."
Qi Ran tried his best to suppress the nausea and anger in his heart, and turned to look at Liu Hongji: "Come on! Boyfriend come to my bowl!"
Niu Ge: "Pfft!"
Qi Ran: "..." It's endless, right?
This time, Niu Ge wiped off the ice cream on Qi Ran's arm by himself, and asked Qi Ran in a low voice: "What the hell are you doing? Let Si Xiaonian know, don't say I brought you here!"
Qi Ran sneered: "I'm afraid he doesn't know."
Niu Ge really felt that Qi Ran was crazy!Suddenly, like ants on a hot pot: "Fuck! Is it too late for me to quit now?!"
Liu Hongji actually cried when the two whispered.
Niu Ge greeted with a full face: "..." What's the situation?What happened to you?
Qi Ran's face was dark, and his eyebrows were twisted into twists. Liu Hongji stopped crying immediately, wiped away his tears and said the first sentence: "I promise you."
Niu Ge: "...???!!!" It's over, it's over, the gay world, a straight man like him really can't figure it out.I don't know if Qi Ran will be beaten to death if the word "one attack and two subjects" is revealed?Eh?No, Si Xiaonian seems to be attacking too, so here comes the problem, two attacks and one receiving, I don't know if Liu Hongji's small body can do it?Fuck~ I got off track.
Qi Ran went from inexplicably laughing to ridiculing and then to ridiculing, and finally there was a knife hidden in his smile.
Of course, Qi Ran's unpredictable smile has only one evaluation in Liu Hongji's eyes, and that is - handsome!
"Snapped!"
From two meters away, the ice cream in Qi Ran's hand took a picture of Liu Hongji's face that was deeply sunken and unable to extricate himself.
Niuge was furious: "13 yuan! Why are you throwing it away, throwing away my shoes!"
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When I came out of the vegetable greenhouse, it was already dark.Si Xiaonian and Jiao Lei went to Grandpa Qi's house first, the house was pitch dark, Si Xiaonian asked Jiao Lei to go to the kitchen to cook noodles, and went to the fish pond to pick him up.
The old man was sitting on the pony in front of the fish pond cabin and smoking.
Seeing the distance, Si Xiaonian said, "You follow the doctor's advice and stop smoking."
The old man squinted his presbyopic eyes to see who was speaking, snorted and turned to the other side without looking at Si Xiaonian.
Si Xiaonian squatted beside the old man, was silent for a while, and said, "Grandpa, I was the one who chased after Qi Ran first."
The old man snorted again: "Nonsense! My own grandson, I know his bad temper better than anyone else. If he doesn't want to do something, it's useless even if you break his leg."
Si Xiaonian thought, you really understand, so I am the one who was forced, right?Hey!
Si Xiaonian intentionally provoked the old man to talk, so he said, "That's why you broke his leg and realized it was useless..."
The old man turned around and glared at Si Xiaonian pretending to be angry: "Hey! Are you blaming me?! Brat! You've got enough guts and fat from dinner!"
Si Xiaonian rubbed his nose and said flatteringly in a low voice, "I don't blame you, you beat me well! If you are still angry, hit me again... His right leg was injured during the match, I'm afraid you and uncle will worry about it." , I didn’t dare to come back during that time, and I didn’t tell you... Last time you hit him, you probably just hit an old injury, and he kicked Liu the next day...Anyway, if you are angry, come to me...Ah! "
Before he finished speaking, he was slapped twice in the dark, with no ambiguity in force, and Si Xiaonian gritted his teeth and endured the pain.
The old man got up angrily, walked home with his hands behind his back, and said as he walked: "Stinky boy! Don't tell me anything, how are you doing now, if you get beaten up, find someone to complain about me, okay! Two-on-one, I really thought that I was not willing to beat you, so I got up tomorrow morning and started to cook three meals for me, including chicken, duck and fish, so that you can know what filial piety is! If you don’t obey me, wait for me to interrupt you!"
The more Si Xiaonian listened to it, the more he wanted to laugh. Qi Ran's chatterbox was originally inherited from the system, and the old and the young were all carved out of the same mold no matter how they looked or heard.
Quickly walk a few steps to catch up with the old man, Si Xiaonian is going to help the old man go, but the old man throws him away.
"Follow me from behind! Why don't you go to the front with the light, and you don't need to help me. With your small body, you slapped twice and grinned, is it plausible?!"
Si Xiaonian: "It's outrageous!"
The old man: "Hey! By the way..."
Si Xiaonian pursed his lips and dared not make a sound.
The old man snorted coldly and strode home.
When Si Xiaonian and Grandpa Qi arrived home, the noodles cooked by Jiao Lei had just come out of the pot, and there was a large plate of... roast goose on the dining table? !
Grandpa Qi pointed to the meat and vegetables on the table and asked, "Where did they come from? The brat is back?"
Jiao Lei filled the noodles in the kitchen and said "hmm", then looked back at Si Xiaonian and said, "I'm back to Nan County again."
The old man did not speak, and went to the bathroom to wash his hands.
Si Xiaonian had eaten the Shenjing roast goose that he lived alone for so many years, and just by smelling it, he knew it was the roast goose from the family he often ate.
The cold vegetable dish is the lotus root slices that grandpa likes to eat, and the meat dish is the roast goose that Si Xiaonian likes to eat.
Before taking a bite, Si Xiaonian felt that a whole roast goose was stuffed in his stomach, it was delicious and satisfying.
But why not wait for him to come back and say something before leaving?
Si Xiaonian was a little disappointed and sighed mentally.
Thinking about what happened in the morning... My heart is very heavy, my hands are itchy and I want to pluck all the feathers!
The author has something to say: it has passed zero, and there is another little red flower missing. [○?`Д??○]
good night.
☆、20 years
At nearly midnight that night, Zhou Bing sent Si Xiaonian a photo.
The photo was a mess, with halos within halos, and in the halos of different depths, large and small, there was a figure so blurred that its gender and age could not be distinguished.Even if the quality of the photo is so poor, Si Xiaonian can tell at a glance that the people in the photo are all in one place, and there is a faint light in it that is the only light source in the real photo.
Zhou Cake Ben Cake: [The Nth cigarette, I want to call the policeman Shu Li to take him away, over. 】
Si Xiaonian opened Qiran's information dialog box, and his finger stayed on the input box for a long time, but he didn't press it.The truth is that he is still angry with Qi Ran, not because Qi Ran yelled at him in the morning, but why Qi Ran didn't wait for him to come back when he came back to deliver the roast goose at night.He has been busy all afternoon, but he doesn't really know what he is busy with. Anyway, he keeps working, looking for work for himself. Once he stops, the bird will dominate his brain and eyeballs.
Throwing the phone to the end of the bed, Si Xiaonian turned to sleep, still so angry that he wanted to pluck all the feathers!
Qi Ran stood on the balcony until the early morning light before returning to bed and squinting for a while.
Early in the morning, two men and a boy hadn't woken up when the door was knocked, and the knocker was very persistent. He knocked twice after a while, the sound was not loud, as if he was afraid of waking up the people in the room, but it was extraordinarily loud. persistent.
Zhou Bing was kicked out of bed by Qi Ran and asked to open the door.
That's right, Qi Ran and Zhou Bing slept together on a 1.5-meter bed last night.Since Qi Ran returned to the bed, Zhou Bing was kicked to the ground three times by Qi Ran, and Zhou Bing kicked back three times, failed twice and succeeded once, so Qi Ran was kicked to the ground once.
The door opened, Zhou Bing wiped the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand, and asked in a dissatisfied tone: "Why are you here again? Didn't you sign the contract?"
Li Jinglan was smiling, and the smiling face was very gentle in the morning light: "I don't want money,... Are you the second child? Listen, your father said that he has two sons, who are so handsome, not like your father."
Zhou Bing was caught off guard by the praise, and the corners of his mouth raised and then fell: "I can't make the decision, I listen to my father, since he didn't let you sign the employment contract, you go back."
Li Jinglan was about to speak when Papa Qi's voice came: "Let her in."
Zhou Bing sighed and moved out of the way. When Li Jinglan entered the door, he realized that this beautiful nurse was carrying a big bag, which contained fresh vegetables and meat.
The door of the master bedroom was opened a crack, but the inside could not be seen clearly. Father Qi said quietly, "Zhou Bing, go to bed."
Zhou Bing scratched her head and said "oh", then entered the room, kicked Qi Ran's calf and whispered, "Brother, that nurse is here again, is he here to seduce our dad?"
Qi Ran turned over and babbled, Zhou Bing put his ear close to him, and after hearing a few words, he got goosebumps all over his body - let you yell at others awesomely!If you have the ability, shut up and stop calling people by their names in a dream!So gross!
When Qi Ran woke up, the smell of food was overflowing inside and outside the house.He walked out of the room with his shoes on, and asked, "Why so early..."
Father Qi and Zhou Bing were sitting at the table eating meat buns just out of the pan. The smell of meat made people salivate. Hearing Qi Ran's words, they all turned to look at him, but Qi Ran didn't look at him at all, but stared at the kitchen Li Jinglan is making soup.
"Who asked her to come?" Qi Ran's face was ashen.
Father Qi: "Come here for dinner, did you smoke the cigarettes on the balcony? That's fine, I'll be able to bear it when I can't see it."
Qi Ran impatiently pulled over the bench and sat at the table, looking at Papa Qi: "Don't interrupt me!"
Qi's father took a bun and handed it to Qi Ran: "Try it, it tastes like your grandma's steamed bun."
Qi Ran took a deep breath and turned to go to the bathroom: "Hurry up and eat, and go to the Civil Affairs Bureau for a divorce after eating."
"Lang!" In the kitchen, Li Jinglan broke the porcelain spoon.
Zhou Bing stood up abruptly, looked at Qi Ran's back, at Li Jinglan, and then at Qi's father, not knowing who to take care of first.
Qi Ran ate the most steamed stuffed buns, and he also drank soup, so he didn't know how it tasted at all.When he pushed Papa Qi to go out, Papa Qi suddenly said: "She has a guilty conscience, so no matter who you find to serve me, no one can serve me better than her^ Don't worry."
Qi Ran paused and continued walking: "Your mind has caught up with sliced lotus root."
Qi's father smiled and patted Qi Ran's hand. He said this partly to appease the depressed Qi Ran, and partly because he really felt that Li Jinglan looked at him with guilt. He and Li Jinglan really couldn't talk about who was sorry for the other. Forced to do so, now she has gone around and returned to the "origin". Since Li Jinglan is ashamed, let her feel at ease, anyway, the rest of her life is long.
In the hall of Nanxian County Civil Affairs Bureau, Qi Ran and Zhou Bing pushed Qi's father into the hall, but they were attracted by many eyes.The still handsome Father Qi was sitting in a wheelchair with a calm expression on his face. Behind him stood two equally handsome sons. In fact, it could be regarded as a sight to be envied by others, but a place like the Civil Affairs Bureau is really not enviable.
Liu Sheng stood up from the call waiting area, stared at the three of them for two seconds, and then helped the pregnant woman up.
Qi Ran suddenly felt as if someone had slapped him in the face twice, making him dizzy and painful.
Liu Sheng helped the woman get closer and closer to the three of them, Zhou Bing's eyes widened, he looked at Qi Ran and then at Qi's father, he almost exploded on the spot because of his sullen breath.
Qi's father was calmer than anyone who saw such a scene in their house. He asked, "How many months?"
The woman's head drooped, her hair fell, and she couldn't see the facial features clearly: "Six months."
Liu Sheng kept looking at Qi Ran in horror and defense.
Zhou Bing suddenly pushed Qi's father and left, brushing past the pregnant woman's side, and muttered in a low voice: "Excuse me! Good dogs don't get in the way!"
Liu Sheng's face turned pale with fright, and he grabbed the woman who almost fell sideways.
When Qi Ran came back to his senses, the four people had already taken out their IDs to check at the service window and were filling out the form.
Is 20 years long?For a person with a life span of 80 years, maybe not long, just a quarter.
But for a man who lived only 20 years, that was all.
……
"My mother is dumb."
"My mother can't talk."
"Mom, can I sleep with you tonight?"
"Mom, can you pick me up after school tomorrow? My deskmate always shows off how fast his mother's electric car is..."
"Mom, I got the first place in the exam. This is a certificate. I don't want grandma to hold the parent-teacher meeting. Can you go?"
"Mom... Mom... Mom... Mom..."
"Mom, I'm going to be a doctor when I grow up, and I want to hear you talk."
"Dad...my mother may not like us."
……
Coming out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, two groups of people stood beside the small electric car, with a distance of nearly two meters between them. Father Qi had a property division agreement on his lap, and a passbook on the agreement. He opened the deposit and handed it to the In front of a pregnant woman: "This is the most I can give."
The woman didn't take the passbook, she just glanced at the number on it - one hundred thousand.She raised her eyes and glanced at Qi Ran hastily.
Seeing that the passbook was not received, Father Qi put it back on his lap, explaining: "The compensation for the mining accident belongs to pre-marital property, and this money is mine..."
"I don't want it." The woman's voice was like a mosquito, but it didn't prevent several people from hearing, "Leave it to..." She paused for a long time before saying, "Leave it to Xiaoran."
This sentence successfully annoyed Qi Ran who had just experienced family division.He strode forward, grabbed the passbook from Papa Qi's hand, tore it into pieces under the watchful eyes of several people, and threw it away, leaving pieces of paper all over the sky.
"So you can talk! From now on, Xiaoran is not called by you..."
Qi's father stopped in a deep voice: "Qi Ran!"
Zhou Bing was angry and aggrieved for Qi's father, but she was afraid that Qi Ran would do something to the pregnant woman, so she dragged Qi Ran back.
Father Qi picked up the property division agreement and handed it over: "Let's sign it. You don't need the money, but you still have to sign it. The child belongs to me. I don't want someone to come out and clamor to divide the property with my son."
Liu Sheng glared at Qi's father with a ferocious face, "You..."
Zhou Bing took a step forward, pointed at the tip of Liu Sheng's nose and cursed: "Shut up! Did my dad talk to you?! I can't understand human words, stay in the kennel!"
Liu Sheng's eyes were about to pop out of their sockets after being forcibly interrupted. The property division agreement was quickly signed and handed back to Qi's father. Qi's father glanced at it briefly, and greeted back: "Let's go."
Zhou Bing pushed Qi's father to turn around quickly, and he would be blind if he looked at those two people again!
As soon as the three of them turned around, the woman behind them was crying.
Qi Ran raised his teeth in one breath, Zhou Bing opened the door and pushed Qi Ran in, quickly picked up Qi's father and got into the car, urging, "Go! Go!"
Qi's father asked Zhou Bing to urge him to laugh: "What's the rush?"
Zhou Bing wiped his sweat and said, "Isn't this because I'm afraid they will go back on their word and ask for money when they come back? I can't give it, not even a cent, it's too cheap for that dog..."
Qi Ran looked like a ghost, and the other two were not talking.
The car drove into the family building of Nankuang. Li Jinglan stood outside, as if he had waited for a long time, his face was sweaty and anxious. When he saw the small electric car turning into the family building, his expression immediately relaxed.
Li Jinglan pushed Qi's father back to the house, Zhou Bing asked Qi Ran in the car: "Brother, are you not going home?"
Qi Ran glanced at Zhou Bing: "Are you still working part-time?"
Zhou Bing let out an "Aww", and ran into the building with joy: "I just had a father, I want to stay for another day, and I will go back to work tomorrow, so let's go!"
Zhou Bing went back to the house and called Si Xiaonian, told about Qi's father's divorce and property distribution in the morning, and told Si Xiaonian that Qi ran out in the car, but he didn't know where.
Si Xiaonian hurried out of the vegetable shed, almost bumping into Jiao Lei who was holding the seedlings.
Jiao Lei stepped back and asked, "What's the matter? Why are you in a hurry."
Si Xiaonian waved the hemp gloves that he had taken off: "Eat lunch by yourself, I'll go out." After taking two steps, he changed to a fast run, and finally ran wildly.
The shared bicycle was parked in the backyard, Si Xiaonian didn't have time to wash his face or change his clothes, so he rode the bicycle towards Nan County.
Gesanghua on the side of the road backed away quickly, and the humidity with the smell of the sea penetrated into the nostrils, moistening the skin, and the wind took away the sweat stains on the body surface.Running wildly all the way, Si Xiaonian has never felt this kind of anxious feeling, he thought, this is probably the feeling of grilling chicken hearts.
His butt leaves the bicycle seat, and his upper body leans forward to reduce resistance. When accelerating, the front and rear wheels turn into an awkward curve, but the speed increases so fast that when a small electric car appears in sight, Si Xiaonian can't hold the brake. That's too late.
"Stab!!!!"
"squeak!!!!!"
All relying on instinct, the steering wheel turns quickly. No matter where the car is going, his first thought is to make way for the unstoppable bicycle and never hit it!He didn't want to see Si Xiaonian's face slapped on the front windshield like a pie.
Si Xiaonian and the bicycle that couldn't brake ran over Gesanghua and missed the car from the edge. No one was hurt, and the paint was scraped off by the handle of the bicycle.When he looked back again, the small electric car was rushing down from the cement road to the wild beach.
"Qi Ran!!!"
The cement road and the wild beach formed a slope at an angle of 45°. The small electric car was lifted by the rocks on the slope, and the front bumper hit the big rock on the beach, which forced the car to stop. The car stopped, but the wheels were in the sand. Slipping and making a "buzzing" friction sound.
Si Xiaonian threw off his bicycle and fell while running towards the side of the car. When going downhill, he rubbed his hands, feet and buttocks on the ground and slid down.
As soon as Si Xiaonian slid to the driver's door, Qi Ran also opened the door and got out, with one hand on his hips and the other hand rubbing his red forehead from the steering wheel, he raised his chin and asked with a smile, "How is it? Are you handsome?"
The author has something to say: For a little red flower, I posted it before zero o'clock, and then changed it after posting.
good night!
☆, little beauty
When Si Xiaonian's two palms slid down the slope, they were worn out by the gravel. The two pushed the electric car up the concrete road with great effort, and then stuffed the bicycle into the car.
Qi Ran was so angry that he opened his mouth and sprayed: "Fuck him! Don't think that I can't see what he thinks about Si Xiaonian. When I see Si Xiaonian, I can't wait to pounce on Si Xiaonian, if I'm not afraid of Si Xiaonian. Xiaonian is embarrassing, I have smoked so early!"
Niu Ge: "You can do it! You're still working hard! Sun Dexing is a bit of a nymphomaniac, even if he really likes Si Xiaonian, you can't help it. Besides, he is not the only gay guy who likes Si Xiaonian in the whole Chengshan University. Grab a handful..."
Niu Ge's words were tantamount to adding fuel to the fire, and he yelled at the receiver of the mobile phone in a rage: "Shut up!!!"
With a roar out of thin air, the noisy vegetable market suddenly fell silent, only the chickens and ducks waiting to be slaughtered occasionally screamed.
Qi Ran turned around with a sullen face and walked out again: "What did you say, that idiot?!"
Niu Ge was picking out his deaf ears: "Oh~~~Damn it! He said——Si Xiaonian has already gone to the person who bought your shorts, and the two seem to have reached an agreement. As for what they said..."
Qi Ran was shocked: "When?!"
Niu Ge thought for a while: "...It seems that you were on a regular basis and Si Xiaonian picked you up during the time."
Qi Ran's heart was suddenly clawed out, and it was just so empty.
He almost instantly thought of the shaved piece of skin on Si Xiaonian's forehead, which was covered with blood on his eyebrows.
Si Xiaonian said at the time that he fell while riding an electric bike.Ask Si Xiaonian again and he is unwilling to say anything, and that day he found that Si Xiaonian was in a bad mood when he came back from Si Danian's shop. The people from the back, later they went to the old city and saw Xia Weishen’s house was demolished, and they really saw Jiao Lei in the dilapidated old community, and the next day they saw Zhoubing that looked exactly like Xia Weishen...
The events of those few days flashed before Qi Ran's eyes like snowflakes, urgently and quickly.
It just happened one thing at a time, and completely forgot about Si Xiaonian's forehead injury.
There was silence at both ends of the phone, Niu Ge was chewing potato chips on the other end of the phone, and Qi Ran was cracking his knuckles on the other end of the phone.
Qi Ran: "A student from Chengshan University?"
Niu Ge: "Well, in the same department as Hongdou, Liu Hongji is a junior in the Department of Computer Science, and Nima is in the same high school as the three of us, Nanxian No. [-] Middle School."
Hongdou, whose real name is Hong Dou, is a sophomore in the computer department of Chengshan University. He helped Qi Ran hack the confession wall and Dai Donglang's gay group before. In the same class as Qi Ran, Niu Ge, and Xue Mengzi.
Qi Ran: "You know him?"
Niu Ge's tone was full of disgust: "Where can I find a chance to meet this kind of pervert! What do you want to know, let Hongdou hack his computer, the same computer department, all tricks rely on hackers, let's not be with a pervert Let's fight Wen."
Qi Ran said in a deep voice: "Let Hongdou help me locate him, right now! Immediately! Immediately! I want to know where this person is!"
Niu Ge: "What are you going to do? I said, can you stop being so irrational when you encounter Si Xiaonian?!"
Qi Ran's tone was cold, and he spoke quickly: "If you don't help me find him, I can find him. It's just a matter of time. Nan County is just that big, and Chengshan City is that big."
Niu Ge compromised and said: "Yes, please! I will look for it, on the condition that I will accompany you, otherwise don't even think about it!"
Qi Ran lowered his head and closed his eyes, the soles of his shoes kept rubbing against the ground, the voice of "Hua Hua Hua..." made people upset, "Come and find me after lunch... help me bring two Shenjing roast geese who live alone .”
Niu Ge was surprised: "Two roast geese?! How many people eat two at a time!"
Qi Ran couldn't help but yelled again: "I'll keep it in a plastic bag for my boyfriend, is there a problem?!"
Niuge lost his temper at all: "No problem at all, I have to be convinced! I'll finish this bowl of dog food, wow, it's so delicious." After finishing speaking, hang up quickly, or you will be yelled at.
Qi Ran stood on the side of the road until he was dizzy from the scorching sun at noon, and punished himself like physical punishment.I didn't go into the market to buy vegetables and meat until I was sweating profusely, and went home to cook and serve the old and the young.
At one o'clock in the afternoon, Niu Ge's Ba Dao drove into the Nankuang family building, Da Ba Dao stopped next to Qi Ran's small electric car, taking advantage of Qi Ran's electric car, which looked like a toy car, very cute.
Niu Ge carried a big bag and a small bag, the big bag was full of nutrition for Qi's father, and the small bag was Qi Ran's two roast geese.
It was Zhou Bing who opened the door, and Niu Ge was stunned for a moment and asked, "I...is this Qi Ran's house?"
Zhou Bing smiled and nodded: "Yes, my family."
Niu Ge retreated to the door to look at the building number and the house number, it was absolutely correct, and he must have walked countless times in high school for three years.
"No, who are you, little brother?!" Niu's character was originally arrogant, and no matter how bad his tone was, he looked like a hooligan.
Zhou Bing's face immediately pulled the elder: "You are just a little brother! You are small all over!"
Qi Ran came out of the bedroom, with a fiery expression on his face, and pointed at Zhou Bing who was walking back: "Zhou Bing, my brother, I picked it up from the pile of chickens, ducks, geese, and dogs in the vegetable market."
Niuge looked inside Zhoubing: "Fuck! Can this thing be picked up casually? Doesn't it bite?"
Qi Ran didn't even bother to raise his eyelids: "Look, why don't you pick one up and try it out."
Zhou Bing pursed his lips, squinted his eyes, and stared at Niu Ge, and heard Qi's father asking "Who's here?" in the room, and he immediately replied: "Dad, there is a second idiot in our house."
Niu Ge laughed angrily: "It's not that the family doesn't enter the house, it's as stupid as you."
Qi Ran impatiently took a bottle of water and threw it to Niu Ge: "Did you find it?"
Niu Ge squeezed the water bottle and said: "It's not easy to get rid of Hongdou. There are only a few people from Nanxian No. [-] Middle School who were admitted to Chengshan University. Liu Hongji...you must not remember him. That kid is as good as Sun Dexing, just like Sun Dexing. Damn... Uncle, you're awake, is it because I didn't control the volume properly?"
Zhou Bing pushed Papa Qi out, turned to the side of the sofa and stopped, and Zhou Bing sat down next to Papa Qi.
Qi's father patted Niu Ge's thick arm: "With your physique, no matter how small your voice is, it won't be too small."
Niu Ge chuckled: "Uncle, your martial arts novels and martial arts TV series are not in vain. Have you practiced some magical skills secretly? Why do I feel that your complexion is better than before, at least five years younger..."
Qi's father patted the Zhou cake: "There is not one more son, and I have to live a few more years if I insist on it."
The three of them got together to talk about it, but they were all alone in deep thought.
Half an hour later, Qi Ran finally rescued Niu Ge from Zhou Bing and his father.
"That younger brother of yours is so talkative, he hurts people all the time, he looks so clever, be careful, you might fall out of favor someday." Niuge drove the car like no one bothered to talk to him. Lean back on the passenger seat.
Niu Ge sighed, and asked very politely: "Tell me, why did Liu Hongji mess with you? Don't tell me it's because of this person that he bought your underpants."
Qi Ran clasped the door of the car with his fingers, his face was so cold that it could rain hail: "For a while, Si Xiaonian put gauze on his forehead, and it was probably done by Liu Hongji."
Niu Ge couldn't believe it: "How is it possible?! Si Xiaonian beat you up and beat me up like a joke! You may not remember Liu Hongji, Hongdou sent me a photo at noon, that grandson is really the same size as Sun Dexing , just that small one is not enough for Si Xiaonian to play with one hand..."
Qi Ran turned his head and yelled again: "Can you just open your mouth and shut up, Sun Dexing, Sun Dexing! Did you make Sun Dexing bend over!"
Niuge was startled by the roar and his hands trembled, and the car turned a corner on the road.He finally noticed that Qi Ran had drunk too much vinegar today, and there was a sour smell from the inside out.
When the car was driving steadily, Niu Ge turned his head and said in a panic, "I'm going to turn around! I'll grab Si Xiaonian too! Is Sun Dexing's physique good enough?! It must be your Si Xiaonian... ...Come on, calm down, Brother Bird! Ahhhh!!"
Niuge desperately grabbed the steering wheel to keep the car moving forward at a constant speed without violating the rules, and also had to withstand the manic Qiran's punches, kicks and threats.
When Hong Dou got into the car, he saw Niuge listless, and saw smoke coming from Qiran's head. He was a little scared, but he still handed the computer he was carrying to Qiran, the co-pilot.
Hong Dou pointed at the laptop, and the computer page was being remotely monitored: "Brother Bird, look, this person is you, right? Do you know the person next to you?"
Qi Ran just glanced at it, his eyes were about to pop out, Niu Ge hurriedly pulled over the car when he saw this, for fear that Qi Ran would explode and smash Hong Dou's tens of thousands of notebooks.After he took the notebook away, he was no less shocked than Qi Ran.
Niuge's hands trembled into Parkinson's, pointing at the computer screen, Qi Ran on the edge of the court said: "Isn't this the spring friendly match? This kid...fuck, did he come over here? What's wrong with this shit?" thing?!"
Hong Dou answered happily: "P's."
Niuge covered his face speechlessly, rubbed his hands together and said, "What about me?! If I hadn't lost my memory, I remember that the person with Qi Ran's shoulders was me! Right? Brother Bird?"
Qi Ran tightly closed his eyes, then opened them again, two sharp eyes swept over Niu Ge, Niu Ge immediately shut up.
Before Hong Dou finished putting the tainted milk, he continued to flip through Liu Hongji's computer remotely: "Ah... there are quite a few, do you still want to watch it?"
Qi Ran: "Look!" After a short pause, he asked again, "Can you see the date of the photo?"
Hong Dou was not afraid of death and said: "I can see it. He kept all the original documents and made folders according to the date. The earliest photos were the summer vacation when we were freshmen and sophomores..."
The air suddenly froze, and the inside of the carriage was icy cold, making one's hairs stand on end.
Hong Dou swallowed very loudly.
Niuge rolled his eyes on the roof of the car: "Give him awesome!"
Qi Ran turned to look at Hong Dou: "Please! Please finish it at once."
Hong Dou pursed his lips, then tightened them again, and suddenly shouted "These photos were output and printed on this machine at the end of June" as if making up his mind.
Niu Ge's funny brain hadn't reacted yet, seeing Hong Dou frightened like a chicken, he asked, "Why did you run so far?"
Hong Dou pointed to the computer on Qi Ran's lap: "Give me back my computer first, I just finished upgrading the ghost system, return my wife~~"
Qi Ran has completely calmed down now.
Thinking back, the night Si Xiaonian saw Jiao Lei, he hid in the corridor smoking a cigarette alone, while smoking while looking at a photo, he thought Si Xiaonian was looking at the photo of Xia Weishen, Jiao Lei and him.That night, he was full of jealousy and pulled Si Xiaonian to bite and gnaw. On the one hand, he really wanted to have sex, and on the other hand, there was an act of venting his anger in it.
That night, Si Xiaonian went unrestrained until dawn, and later he looked for that photo, but he couldn't find anything.
So, Si Xiaonian saw the photo of him and Liu Hongji at the end of June?
Didn't question him, didn't get angry, didn't even lose his temper with him over the photo.
Was Si Xiaonian so generous?Ah!
The author has something to say: There was a heavy thunderstorm and the internet was disconnected for more than an hour, but it was still too late.
Love you love you love you mua!(*╯3╰)
☆、Male vixen
Qi Ran didn't speak, and Niu Ge and Hong Dou didn't dare to speak.The car immediately arrived at Liu Hongji's home, where Hong Dou was staring at the computer, occasionally instructing Niu Ge.
Niu Ge suddenly patted his thigh, with an expression of "suddenly realized! That's it!": "Damn! This kid imagined himself as you, boyfriend?!"
Hong Dou nodded in agreement: "Fantasy maniac, pervert maniac, this person is definitely sick. He has severe YY syndrome. He has been posting photos of him and Brother Bird since the second year of high school, that is, our first year of high school. It's really 'long love'. "
Qi Ran's chest suddenly rose and fell, and Niu Ge hurriedly shouted: "Don't get angry! I just got the car serviced! Calm down! Take a deep breath and think about your Xiaonian."
Thinking of Si Xiaonian, Qi Ran's breathing hurts.Si Xiaonian is a bastard, his boyfriend has been masqueraded as someone else's, and he still looks like a normal person.
Now that I have seen the photo of him and Liu Hongji, I can still have sex with him so calmly! ! !
Made!
The more Qi Ran thought about it, the more irritable he became, and he was so irritable that he wanted to lift the roof of the car.
Did you fucking love me?Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Within a few seconds, the internal organs were tangled into a dead lump, and the next second Qi Ran suddenly laughed, a cold laugh.
you don't care right?
I'm here to see if you really care.
Qi Ran's furious brain is about to be boiled dry at the moment, and he has no sense at all.
Qi Ran: "How can I contact Liu Hongji?"
Hong Dou quickly tapped on the keyboard: "He's cheating on me, I sent him a message and told him to go downstairs immediately, you go down and wait, I'm going to clear his computer... What the hell, why does he want to print photos again? What do people think? Hey~~ There are still a lot of films... I will go! Spicy eyes, Brother Bird is a M, be careful he kneels and licks you, the film is all about SM and heavy mouth..."
Niuge parked the car on the side of the road, and stretched half of his body into the back seat to look at Hong Dou's computer interface: "Don't turn it off! I want to see it."
Qi Ran opened the door and got out of the car, Niu Ge only glanced at the names of a bunch of films, just looking at the names made his blood boil.
When Niuge got off the car, he saw a cold drink shop. He went in and bought three boxes of ice cream. He threw one box to Hong Dou and another box to Qi Ran. They ate and walked to the address given by Hong Dou.
In the distance, a thin figure ran out of a building in a panic, with house slippers still on his feet, a face and exposed arms and legs, all skin was cold white, as if he had just come from the ground. exhumed corpses.
The person who ran out of the building was Liu Hongji, who froze in place the moment he saw Qi Ran.
It seems that Qi Ran is a male vixen, who will be seduced by just looking at it.
Liu Hongji's eyes were full of excitement that he couldn't hide and didn't intend to hide, infatuation, obsession, Chi Guoguo sank to the point of shortness of breath, chest heaving, and then abnormal redness appeared in his eyes, and his cheeks began to swell. The blush of spring.
Niu Ge and Qi Ran were both uncomfortable watching this scene.No one will feel comfortable being hooked up by such a blatant YY
The two got closer and closer, except for Liu Hongji's eyes would turn twice from time to time following Qi Ran's walking, the rest of his body did not move... No, the Adam's apple rolled a second ago, and then the frequency of rolling has not changed.
Qi Ran's eyelids pressed down and formed a sharp arc. Niu Ge wiped the corner of his mouth, looked at Qi Ran and then at Liu Hongji, "Be gentle."
The ice cream scoop dangling from his mouth swung up and down a few times, Qi Ran raised his chin and pointed at the boy who was so frivolous that his brain froze. He changed his tone and asked, "I heard——you are my long-lost boyfriend?"
Hearing this coquettish remark unexpectedly, Niuge turned his head and sprayed a mouthful of ice cream on Qi Ran's arm.
Qi Ran's indifferent face: "..." It's too late!
Niu Ge's face was black: "..." Cough!
"You were sent by the other side to punish me!" Qi Ran wiped off the ice cream on his arm and threw it on the ground.
Niuge was embarrassed and apologetic, and made a gesture of invitation: "Go on, momentum, pay attention to momentum."
Qi Ran tried his best to suppress the nausea and anger in his heart, and turned to look at Liu Hongji: "Come on! Boyfriend come to my bowl!"
Niu Ge: "Pfft!"
Qi Ran: "..." It's endless, right?
This time, Niu Ge wiped off the ice cream on Qi Ran's arm by himself, and asked Qi Ran in a low voice: "What the hell are you doing? Let Si Xiaonian know, don't say I brought you here!"
Qi Ran sneered: "I'm afraid he doesn't know."
Niu Ge really felt that Qi Ran was crazy!Suddenly, like ants on a hot pot: "Fuck! Is it too late for me to quit now?!"
Liu Hongji actually cried when the two whispered.
Niu Ge greeted with a full face: "..." What's the situation?What happened to you?
Qi Ran's face was dark, and his eyebrows were twisted into twists. Liu Hongji stopped crying immediately, wiped away his tears and said the first sentence: "I promise you."
Niu Ge: "...???!!!" It's over, it's over, the gay world, a straight man like him really can't figure it out.I don't know if Qi Ran will be beaten to death if the word "one attack and two subjects" is revealed?Eh?No, Si Xiaonian seems to be attacking too, so here comes the problem, two attacks and one receiving, I don't know if Liu Hongji's small body can do it?Fuck~ I got off track.
Qi Ran went from inexplicably laughing to ridiculing and then to ridiculing, and finally there was a knife hidden in his smile.
Of course, Qi Ran's unpredictable smile has only one evaluation in Liu Hongji's eyes, and that is - handsome!
"Snapped!"
From two meters away, the ice cream in Qi Ran's hand took a picture of Liu Hongji's face that was deeply sunken and unable to extricate himself.
Niuge was furious: "13 yuan! Why are you throwing it away, throwing away my shoes!"
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When I came out of the vegetable greenhouse, it was already dark.Si Xiaonian and Jiao Lei went to Grandpa Qi's house first, the house was pitch dark, Si Xiaonian asked Jiao Lei to go to the kitchen to cook noodles, and went to the fish pond to pick him up.
The old man was sitting on the pony in front of the fish pond cabin and smoking.
Seeing the distance, Si Xiaonian said, "You follow the doctor's advice and stop smoking."
The old man squinted his presbyopic eyes to see who was speaking, snorted and turned to the other side without looking at Si Xiaonian.
Si Xiaonian squatted beside the old man, was silent for a while, and said, "Grandpa, I was the one who chased after Qi Ran first."
The old man snorted again: "Nonsense! My own grandson, I know his bad temper better than anyone else. If he doesn't want to do something, it's useless even if you break his leg."
Si Xiaonian thought, you really understand, so I am the one who was forced, right?Hey!
Si Xiaonian intentionally provoked the old man to talk, so he said, "That's why you broke his leg and realized it was useless..."
The old man turned around and glared at Si Xiaonian pretending to be angry: "Hey! Are you blaming me?! Brat! You've got enough guts and fat from dinner!"
Si Xiaonian rubbed his nose and said flatteringly in a low voice, "I don't blame you, you beat me well! If you are still angry, hit me again... His right leg was injured during the match, I'm afraid you and uncle will worry about it." , I didn’t dare to come back during that time, and I didn’t tell you... Last time you hit him, you probably just hit an old injury, and he kicked Liu the next day...Anyway, if you are angry, come to me...Ah! "
Before he finished speaking, he was slapped twice in the dark, with no ambiguity in force, and Si Xiaonian gritted his teeth and endured the pain.
The old man got up angrily, walked home with his hands behind his back, and said as he walked: "Stinky boy! Don't tell me anything, how are you doing now, if you get beaten up, find someone to complain about me, okay! Two-on-one, I really thought that I was not willing to beat you, so I got up tomorrow morning and started to cook three meals for me, including chicken, duck and fish, so that you can know what filial piety is! If you don’t obey me, wait for me to interrupt you!"
The more Si Xiaonian listened to it, the more he wanted to laugh. Qi Ran's chatterbox was originally inherited from the system, and the old and the young were all carved out of the same mold no matter how they looked or heard.
Quickly walk a few steps to catch up with the old man, Si Xiaonian is going to help the old man go, but the old man throws him away.
"Follow me from behind! Why don't you go to the front with the light, and you don't need to help me. With your small body, you slapped twice and grinned, is it plausible?!"
Si Xiaonian: "It's outrageous!"
The old man: "Hey! By the way..."
Si Xiaonian pursed his lips and dared not make a sound.
The old man snorted coldly and strode home.
When Si Xiaonian and Grandpa Qi arrived home, the noodles cooked by Jiao Lei had just come out of the pot, and there was a large plate of... roast goose on the dining table? !
Grandpa Qi pointed to the meat and vegetables on the table and asked, "Where did they come from? The brat is back?"
Jiao Lei filled the noodles in the kitchen and said "hmm", then looked back at Si Xiaonian and said, "I'm back to Nan County again."
The old man did not speak, and went to the bathroom to wash his hands.
Si Xiaonian had eaten the Shenjing roast goose that he lived alone for so many years, and just by smelling it, he knew it was the roast goose from the family he often ate.
The cold vegetable dish is the lotus root slices that grandpa likes to eat, and the meat dish is the roast goose that Si Xiaonian likes to eat.
Before taking a bite, Si Xiaonian felt that a whole roast goose was stuffed in his stomach, it was delicious and satisfying.
But why not wait for him to come back and say something before leaving?
Si Xiaonian was a little disappointed and sighed mentally.
Thinking about what happened in the morning... My heart is very heavy, my hands are itchy and I want to pluck all the feathers!
The author has something to say: it has passed zero, and there is another little red flower missing. [○?`Д??○]
good night.
☆、20 years
At nearly midnight that night, Zhou Bing sent Si Xiaonian a photo.
The photo was a mess, with halos within halos, and in the halos of different depths, large and small, there was a figure so blurred that its gender and age could not be distinguished.Even if the quality of the photo is so poor, Si Xiaonian can tell at a glance that the people in the photo are all in one place, and there is a faint light in it that is the only light source in the real photo.
Zhou Cake Ben Cake: [The Nth cigarette, I want to call the policeman Shu Li to take him away, over. 】
Si Xiaonian opened Qiran's information dialog box, and his finger stayed on the input box for a long time, but he didn't press it.The truth is that he is still angry with Qi Ran, not because Qi Ran yelled at him in the morning, but why Qi Ran didn't wait for him to come back when he came back to deliver the roast goose at night.He has been busy all afternoon, but he doesn't really know what he is busy with. Anyway, he keeps working, looking for work for himself. Once he stops, the bird will dominate his brain and eyeballs.
Throwing the phone to the end of the bed, Si Xiaonian turned to sleep, still so angry that he wanted to pluck all the feathers!
Qi Ran stood on the balcony until the early morning light before returning to bed and squinting for a while.
Early in the morning, two men and a boy hadn't woken up when the door was knocked, and the knocker was very persistent. He knocked twice after a while, the sound was not loud, as if he was afraid of waking up the people in the room, but it was extraordinarily loud. persistent.
Zhou Bing was kicked out of bed by Qi Ran and asked to open the door.
That's right, Qi Ran and Zhou Bing slept together on a 1.5-meter bed last night.Since Qi Ran returned to the bed, Zhou Bing was kicked to the ground three times by Qi Ran, and Zhou Bing kicked back three times, failed twice and succeeded once, so Qi Ran was kicked to the ground once.
The door opened, Zhou Bing wiped the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand, and asked in a dissatisfied tone: "Why are you here again? Didn't you sign the contract?"
Li Jinglan was smiling, and the smiling face was very gentle in the morning light: "I don't want money,... Are you the second child? Listen, your father said that he has two sons, who are so handsome, not like your father."
Zhou Bing was caught off guard by the praise, and the corners of his mouth raised and then fell: "I can't make the decision, I listen to my father, since he didn't let you sign the employment contract, you go back."
Li Jinglan was about to speak when Papa Qi's voice came: "Let her in."
Zhou Bing sighed and moved out of the way. When Li Jinglan entered the door, he realized that this beautiful nurse was carrying a big bag, which contained fresh vegetables and meat.
The door of the master bedroom was opened a crack, but the inside could not be seen clearly. Father Qi said quietly, "Zhou Bing, go to bed."
Zhou Bing scratched her head and said "oh", then entered the room, kicked Qi Ran's calf and whispered, "Brother, that nurse is here again, is he here to seduce our dad?"
Qi Ran turned over and babbled, Zhou Bing put his ear close to him, and after hearing a few words, he got goosebumps all over his body - let you yell at others awesomely!If you have the ability, shut up and stop calling people by their names in a dream!So gross!
When Qi Ran woke up, the smell of food was overflowing inside and outside the house.He walked out of the room with his shoes on, and asked, "Why so early..."
Father Qi and Zhou Bing were sitting at the table eating meat buns just out of the pan. The smell of meat made people salivate. Hearing Qi Ran's words, they all turned to look at him, but Qi Ran didn't look at him at all, but stared at the kitchen Li Jinglan is making soup.
"Who asked her to come?" Qi Ran's face was ashen.
Father Qi: "Come here for dinner, did you smoke the cigarettes on the balcony? That's fine, I'll be able to bear it when I can't see it."
Qi Ran impatiently pulled over the bench and sat at the table, looking at Papa Qi: "Don't interrupt me!"
Qi's father took a bun and handed it to Qi Ran: "Try it, it tastes like your grandma's steamed bun."
Qi Ran took a deep breath and turned to go to the bathroom: "Hurry up and eat, and go to the Civil Affairs Bureau for a divorce after eating."
"Lang!" In the kitchen, Li Jinglan broke the porcelain spoon.
Zhou Bing stood up abruptly, looked at Qi Ran's back, at Li Jinglan, and then at Qi's father, not knowing who to take care of first.
Qi Ran ate the most steamed stuffed buns, and he also drank soup, so he didn't know how it tasted at all.When he pushed Papa Qi to go out, Papa Qi suddenly said: "She has a guilty conscience, so no matter who you find to serve me, no one can serve me better than her^ Don't worry."
Qi Ran paused and continued walking: "Your mind has caught up with sliced lotus root."
Qi's father smiled and patted Qi Ran's hand. He said this partly to appease the depressed Qi Ran, and partly because he really felt that Li Jinglan looked at him with guilt. He and Li Jinglan really couldn't talk about who was sorry for the other. Forced to do so, now she has gone around and returned to the "origin". Since Li Jinglan is ashamed, let her feel at ease, anyway, the rest of her life is long.
In the hall of Nanxian County Civil Affairs Bureau, Qi Ran and Zhou Bing pushed Qi's father into the hall, but they were attracted by many eyes.The still handsome Father Qi was sitting in a wheelchair with a calm expression on his face. Behind him stood two equally handsome sons. In fact, it could be regarded as a sight to be envied by others, but a place like the Civil Affairs Bureau is really not enviable.
Liu Sheng stood up from the call waiting area, stared at the three of them for two seconds, and then helped the pregnant woman up.
Qi Ran suddenly felt as if someone had slapped him in the face twice, making him dizzy and painful.
Liu Sheng helped the woman get closer and closer to the three of them, Zhou Bing's eyes widened, he looked at Qi Ran and then at Qi's father, he almost exploded on the spot because of his sullen breath.
Qi's father was calmer than anyone who saw such a scene in their house. He asked, "How many months?"
The woman's head drooped, her hair fell, and she couldn't see the facial features clearly: "Six months."
Liu Sheng kept looking at Qi Ran in horror and defense.
Zhou Bing suddenly pushed Qi's father and left, brushing past the pregnant woman's side, and muttered in a low voice: "Excuse me! Good dogs don't get in the way!"
Liu Sheng's face turned pale with fright, and he grabbed the woman who almost fell sideways.
When Qi Ran came back to his senses, the four people had already taken out their IDs to check at the service window and were filling out the form.
Is 20 years long?For a person with a life span of 80 years, maybe not long, just a quarter.
But for a man who lived only 20 years, that was all.
……
"My mother is dumb."
"My mother can't talk."
"Mom, can I sleep with you tonight?"
"Mom, can you pick me up after school tomorrow? My deskmate always shows off how fast his mother's electric car is..."
"Mom, I got the first place in the exam. This is a certificate. I don't want grandma to hold the parent-teacher meeting. Can you go?"
"Mom... Mom... Mom... Mom..."
"Mom, I'm going to be a doctor when I grow up, and I want to hear you talk."
"Dad...my mother may not like us."
……
Coming out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, two groups of people stood beside the small electric car, with a distance of nearly two meters between them. Father Qi had a property division agreement on his lap, and a passbook on the agreement. He opened the deposit and handed it to the In front of a pregnant woman: "This is the most I can give."
The woman didn't take the passbook, she just glanced at the number on it - one hundred thousand.She raised her eyes and glanced at Qi Ran hastily.
Seeing that the passbook was not received, Father Qi put it back on his lap, explaining: "The compensation for the mining accident belongs to pre-marital property, and this money is mine..."
"I don't want it." The woman's voice was like a mosquito, but it didn't prevent several people from hearing, "Leave it to..." She paused for a long time before saying, "Leave it to Xiaoran."
This sentence successfully annoyed Qi Ran who had just experienced family division.He strode forward, grabbed the passbook from Papa Qi's hand, tore it into pieces under the watchful eyes of several people, and threw it away, leaving pieces of paper all over the sky.
"So you can talk! From now on, Xiaoran is not called by you..."
Qi's father stopped in a deep voice: "Qi Ran!"
Zhou Bing was angry and aggrieved for Qi's father, but she was afraid that Qi Ran would do something to the pregnant woman, so she dragged Qi Ran back.
Father Qi picked up the property division agreement and handed it over: "Let's sign it. You don't need the money, but you still have to sign it. The child belongs to me. I don't want someone to come out and clamor to divide the property with my son."
Liu Sheng glared at Qi's father with a ferocious face, "You..."
Zhou Bing took a step forward, pointed at the tip of Liu Sheng's nose and cursed: "Shut up! Did my dad talk to you?! I can't understand human words, stay in the kennel!"
Liu Sheng's eyes were about to pop out of their sockets after being forcibly interrupted. The property division agreement was quickly signed and handed back to Qi's father. Qi's father glanced at it briefly, and greeted back: "Let's go."
Zhou Bing pushed Qi's father to turn around quickly, and he would be blind if he looked at those two people again!
As soon as the three of them turned around, the woman behind them was crying.
Qi Ran raised his teeth in one breath, Zhou Bing opened the door and pushed Qi Ran in, quickly picked up Qi's father and got into the car, urging, "Go! Go!"
Qi's father asked Zhou Bing to urge him to laugh: "What's the rush?"
Zhou Bing wiped his sweat and said, "Isn't this because I'm afraid they will go back on their word and ask for money when they come back? I can't give it, not even a cent, it's too cheap for that dog..."
Qi Ran looked like a ghost, and the other two were not talking.
The car drove into the family building of Nankuang. Li Jinglan stood outside, as if he had waited for a long time, his face was sweaty and anxious. When he saw the small electric car turning into the family building, his expression immediately relaxed.
Li Jinglan pushed Qi's father back to the house, Zhou Bing asked Qi Ran in the car: "Brother, are you not going home?"
Qi Ran glanced at Zhou Bing: "Are you still working part-time?"
Zhou Bing let out an "Aww", and ran into the building with joy: "I just had a father, I want to stay for another day, and I will go back to work tomorrow, so let's go!"
Zhou Bing went back to the house and called Si Xiaonian, told about Qi's father's divorce and property distribution in the morning, and told Si Xiaonian that Qi ran out in the car, but he didn't know where.
Si Xiaonian hurried out of the vegetable shed, almost bumping into Jiao Lei who was holding the seedlings.
Jiao Lei stepped back and asked, "What's the matter? Why are you in a hurry."
Si Xiaonian waved the hemp gloves that he had taken off: "Eat lunch by yourself, I'll go out." After taking two steps, he changed to a fast run, and finally ran wildly.
The shared bicycle was parked in the backyard, Si Xiaonian didn't have time to wash his face or change his clothes, so he rode the bicycle towards Nan County.
Gesanghua on the side of the road backed away quickly, and the humidity with the smell of the sea penetrated into the nostrils, moistening the skin, and the wind took away the sweat stains on the body surface.Running wildly all the way, Si Xiaonian has never felt this kind of anxious feeling, he thought, this is probably the feeling of grilling chicken hearts.
His butt leaves the bicycle seat, and his upper body leans forward to reduce resistance. When accelerating, the front and rear wheels turn into an awkward curve, but the speed increases so fast that when a small electric car appears in sight, Si Xiaonian can't hold the brake. That's too late.
"Stab!!!!"
"squeak!!!!!"
All relying on instinct, the steering wheel turns quickly. No matter where the car is going, his first thought is to make way for the unstoppable bicycle and never hit it!He didn't want to see Si Xiaonian's face slapped on the front windshield like a pie.
Si Xiaonian and the bicycle that couldn't brake ran over Gesanghua and missed the car from the edge. No one was hurt, and the paint was scraped off by the handle of the bicycle.When he looked back again, the small electric car was rushing down from the cement road to the wild beach.
"Qi Ran!!!"
The cement road and the wild beach formed a slope at an angle of 45°. The small electric car was lifted by the rocks on the slope, and the front bumper hit the big rock on the beach, which forced the car to stop. The car stopped, but the wheels were in the sand. Slipping and making a "buzzing" friction sound.
Si Xiaonian threw off his bicycle and fell while running towards the side of the car. When going downhill, he rubbed his hands, feet and buttocks on the ground and slid down.
As soon as Si Xiaonian slid to the driver's door, Qi Ran also opened the door and got out, with one hand on his hips and the other hand rubbing his red forehead from the steering wheel, he raised his chin and asked with a smile, "How is it? Are you handsome?"
The author has something to say: For a little red flower, I posted it before zero o'clock, and then changed it after posting.
good night!
☆, little beauty
When Si Xiaonian's two palms slid down the slope, they were worn out by the gravel. The two pushed the electric car up the concrete road with great effort, and then stuffed the bicycle into the car.
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