Our cheerleading squad has a unique style
Chapter 3, I actually flushed the toilet.
Squinting his laser eyes, he shot Zhou Bing from head to toe: "I'm waiting to see you slap me in the face~~~~"
Zhou Bing froze for two seconds, rushed to the backyard and yelled at Jiao Lei: "Teacher! My sexuality is threatened! You don't care!"
Jiao Lei mouthing toothpaste: "..." So you, what is sex?
Just as Si Xiaonian stepped out of the bedroom, he was stopped by Zhou Bing again: "Does the boss get insurance for part-time jobs? What if you are sexually harassed?"
Si Xiaonian suddenly looked up at Jiao Lei.
Jiao Lei who was gargling: "...cough cough cough cough~~~~~~"
Qi Ran leaned on the wall of his house and shouted to the three people in the backyard: "Dinner is ready!"
Grandpa Qi Ran went to the fish pond early in the morning, soy milk was made by Qi Ran's father.Egg pancakes and vegetable pancakes are completely baked. Zhou pancakes, this pancake, seem to have found a family member who has been lost for many years. Sweat beaded from the forehead, eating and muttering "delicious! Shall we set up a stall in front of our school?" "I want to join, join with my enthusiasm!" "Oh, I'll go! Three more."
Si Xiaonian and Jiao Lei coincidentally, one of them took a piece of pancake for Zhou Bing, and Qi Ran angrily took a piece of his Bobing cake for Si Xiaonian.
After the meal, Zhou Bing contracted to wash the dishes in order to digest the food.
Si Xiaonian and Qi Ran went to pack up Qi Ran's father's daily necessities and clothes, and today they were going to send Qi Ran's father back to Nan County to start rehabilitation therapy.
Jiao Lei pushed Qi Ran's father out of the house, and when he arrived at the steps in the front yard, he directly carried him down with the wheelchair.Qi Ran looked envious, turned his head and asked Si Xiaonian solemnly: "Brother Lei and I fell into the river, who do you save first?"
Si Xiaonian's face was woven into a spider's web of black lines, and he told Qi Ran very rationally: "Brother Lei can swim." It seems like you can too.
Qi Ran irritatedly stuffed the folded clothes in his hand into the bag: "I said hypothetical! Suppose neither of us can swim, and we both fall into the water, you! First! Save! Who!"
Si Xiaonian once again told Qi Ran very rationally: "I'm sorry, I can't swim."
Qi Ran raised his head and took a deep breath, lowered his head and pinched Si Xiaonian's chin and asked, "Assuming you can swim, you're a super awesome swimmer, assuming neither of us can swim..."
"Brother Lei let me come, you two are not needed." Zhou Bing's appearance rescued Si Xiaonian who was entangled in many assumptions.
With his hands behind his back, Si Xiaonian gave Zhou Bing a thumbs up leaning on the door frame.
Qi Ran grabbed the thumb that Si Xiaonian gave to Zhou Bing, put it in his mouth and took a bite, and said in a helpless and doting tone, "I really want to chew it, chew it, eat you!"
Zhou Bing, a straight man with a steel pipe, was hit by a thousand-point crit from a hypocritical gay guy, trembling with goosebumps all over his body, walking outside and trembling: "Uh~uh~~uh~~~~ Really~~ Nima~~ Sour~~~uh uh uh~~~~”
Qi Ran's father's wheelchair was parked beside the electric car outside the door. Seeing Zhou Bing come out trembling, he asked, "What's the matter?"
Zhou Bing rolled his eyes: "Uncle, what kind of fruit is in your kitchen? It's so sour that my tooth enamel has fallen off a layer..." Then he started to coax Qi Ran's father to play.
Jiao Lei turned his face away and licked the corners of his mouth, he is so clever!
Zhou Bing and Qi Ran's father were poor enough, raised their heads and blinked at Jiao Lei as if they were asking for a reward. They were skinny and cute, with the childishness unique to teenagers.
Jiao Lei froze for a second and turned his back to Zhou Bing.
Zhou Cake: "..." Damn it!How much does it mean to recite the past?Compliment me, you can shed hair!
Qi Ran had a cold face the whole time while driving, Qi's father sat in the co-pilot, and the other three squeezed into the back seat, and Si Xiaonian was very fortunate to have Zhou Bing around.
Even if Zhou Bing sat in the back, it didn't affect him chatting with Qi's father. The two of them never stopped.
Qi Ran's father heard that Zhou Bing said that he was here to work for Si Xiaonian, and turned to look at Zhou Bing: "Are you an adult? Your parents also agree to your summer job when you will be promoted to third grade next semester?"
Before Si Xiaonian could speak, Zhou Bing blurted out: "I'm an orphan, no one cares about me. To tell you the truth, uncle, I want to find a father to take care of me. Maybe it's because I was too naughty when I was young. Batch after batch of children were taken away, and no one dared to take me away, hey~~ My handsome face is in vain."
Except for Zhou Bing who was still talking naturally and freely in the carriage, everyone else was silent. Qi Ran's father suddenly turned his head and said to Zhou Bing with a smile, "Come on, call Dad, you will be our second child from now on."
Zhou Bing's face, which was still smiling a second ago, immediately restored to factory settings, stared blankly at Qi Ran's father, and turned his eyes dullly to Qi Ran's side face.
Qi Ran finally stopped keeping a cold face, as if he was mocking or provoking, and said: "Should I call or not? After passing this village, there is no such father. Oh, and there is a brother."
"Wow~~~~~~" The straight steel pipe man turned around and threw himself on Jiao Lei.
Everyone was wailed by Zhou Bing, with a full face of bewilderment!
Qi Ran didn't stabilize the steering wheel, the car body shook and flickered for a moment, the car stopped on the side of the road, approaching Gesang Hua, Qi Ran stretched out his arms to pick a pink and purple Gesang flower, and handed it back to Si Xiaonian, When Si Xiaonian raised his hand, he hesitated for a moment, then took it and sniffed it close to the tip of his nose, and then pinned it to the ear of the Cake Master who hugged Jiao Lei's shoulder and couldn't stop crying.
Cake Master cried himself into a delicate girl with a Gesang flower pinned to his ear.
Qi Ran's father pointed at Qi Ran: "Don't bully him."
Qi's father thought that Qi Ran picked the flowers because Zhou Bing was crying, but when Qi Ran saw the flowers, he thought of Si Xiaonian who got up early and was blushed by his dirty words. Si Xiaonian must understand what he meant, so he gave the flowers to Zhou Bing Bring it on.
Zhou Bing took a hard sniff of the snot, as if sucking all the snot from crying back into the nasal cavity, and then wiped her face with Jiao Lei's sleeve.
Si Xiaonian couldn't laugh or cry watching these movements, but Qi Ran also saw it, and gave Si Xiaonian his eyes: "Looks like you."
Qi Ran's father urged: "It's not called invalid..."
"Dad!" Zhou Bing clenched his fists and yelled desperately. Before Qi Ran's father had time to respond, Zhou Bing turned his head and called Qi Ran resoundingly, "Brother!"
"Eh?...Eh! Your voice scares your brother and your father to death. There are three hundred family rules, the first one: keep your voice down." Qi Ran announced the non-existent family rules like a big brother The first of three hundred.
Qi Ran's father narrowed his cheerful eyes, teasing Zhou Bing and said, "Oh, why do I regret your crying? You looked like a handsome young man when you weren't crying, but you immediately turned into a little girl after crying. We There are old and young men in the house, I have never raised a little girl, so I will go back when I cry again."
Zhou Bing looked at Jiao Lei with his mouth flattened, and Jiao Lei gave him a tissue: "It's so ugly to cry."
Si Xiaonian has a lot of emotions in his heart, and Zhou Bing has become Qi Ran's younger brother. Zhou Bing, who was left in the orphanage until he became an adult, finally has a home.
He was worried about Jiao Lei, Jiao Lei didn't move before, is he going to...
Zhou Bing stretched her neck and moved closer to the passenger seat: "Dad, it's hard to chase after a man's words. There are three men in your family, and they all recognized each other just now, so they don't play with children's feelings like this."
Qi's father was amused by Zhoubing, and his hearty laughter melted into the summer morning wind.
Zhoubing said to himself along the way like a magic wand: "I am the second child, right? Damn! I am the second child! Then I am the lowest in the family, so let me be low. Who told me to pick one up for nothing?" Dad, one brother, er, and another brother," he squinted at Si Xiaonian, "yes, there is another grandpa, grandpa has a pond of fish, my God! I want to eat sweet and sour fish made by grandpa at night, I didn’t eat enough last night, Dad, what do you say if Grandpa doesn’t admit it? Can I kneel down to help? Why don’t you cry again, the girls in our class said that my crying can arouse everyone’s motherly love..."
When we arrived at Nan County, Qi Ran took Dad Qi out of the car and pushed him into the room on the first floor. Zhou Bing was still surrounding them, for a while Dad, brother, grandpa and sweet and sour fish.
Because Qi Ran had an extra brother, he hadn't found a good posture to welcome him, so he was going crazy being nagged by Zhou Bing.
He pointed at the tip of Zhou Bing's nose: "Three hundred house rules, the second one: I will beat you again!"
Zhou Bing evaded Qi Ran's index finger with a short body, and teleported to Qi's father's wheelchair to hug his thigh: "Dad, did I set up the [-] family rules by myself?"
Qi's father snorted and said, "Three hundred family rules, the third hundred: the above 299 is void."
Zhou Bing sat down on the ground with a smile.
Qi Ran threw the mop angrily: "I want to run away from home!!!"
Si Xiaonian hurriedly dragged away the person who was about to run away from home, and Shun Mao said, "I promise there will be no third between us! Even Zhoubing will not work."
Qi Ran was furious: "Then tell me! Zhou Bing and I fell into the river, who will you save?! Say it quickly, don't blink to be cute, get out, don't kiss, fuck! Don't rub..."
The author has something to say: let it out first, and catch the bug later.
☆, sequelae
Before the summer vacation, Qi Ran asked Li Yunteng, the boss of the dormitory, to find a nurse in Nan County for help.
He and Si Xiaonian stayed in Chengshan City for a week to wait for the summer vacation of Zhoubing. Before returning, the boss told him that the nurse had helped find him, and he was a relative of his own——Li Yunteng's aunt.
After Papa Qi settled down, Zhou Bing was in charge of looking after the "father" he had just picked up, Si Xiaonian and Jiao Lei were in charge of cleaning the house, and Qi Ran drove to the old master to pick him up.
The boss in a vest, pants, flip flops, squatting on the edge of the pavement, eating popsicles, with mung bean ice in his left hand and jujube ice in his right hand, at first glance he looks like he is showing off his wealth.
The car was parked on the side of the road, completely across the sidewalk, pretending to be the driver of a black car, and asked: "Brother dei, are you leaving?"
The boss didn't even raise his eyelids, he concentrated on eating the popsicles: "How much is it to go to the commercial street?"
Qi Ran: "How many catties do you have, five yuan for 150 catties, plus one yuan for every five catties, brother dei report the number."
The boss stood up trembling and fat, and pointed at the mung bean ice: "You will lose it! Wait until you grow to one hundred and fifty! I will smash you to death!"
Qi Ran laughed, got out of the car and pinched the boss's fat belly and shook it up and down, his tentacles were oily, and if he ran faster, he would shake out the oil.
Qi Ran withdrew her bird paws and rubbed it on her trousers, and asked, "Where are we going to pick up my aunt?"
The boss took out his mobile phone and dialed the number, and laughed loudly: "Wait, my aunt is so beautiful! A killer of middle-aged and elderly men!"
Qi Ran hurts people again: "Then what's the matter with you? Your genes are not stable, or you are just screened out to be ugly and wonderful... Oh, I'm sorry!"
At this time, a middle-aged woman walked out of the community quickly, holding her mobile phone while walking: "Fatty! Stop calling, come out!"
The boss covered his eyes with his mobile phone: I'm hurting my heart.
Qi Ran suppressed a smile, turned around and called "Gu".
A woman in her [-]s can tell that she was a beauty when she was young, but she is a woman in her [-]s after all, with a thin figure and plain clothes that hide her good face.
The heart-piercing Wuhuafao opened the rear door and said, "Get in the car, aunt."
In the car, Qi Ran gave a general account of Qi's father's condition. Except for his limited mobility, Qi's father can take care of himself in basic life. The nurses mainly accompany him in rehabilitation training and physical therapy, three meals a day, and daily hygiene.
The monthly salary is based on the standard of a normal nurse, which is considered a high-paying nurse. The eldest aunt has been working as a nurse in the hospital for the past two years. It is much better for her to receive a job like Qi’s father than to nurse a patient who has just recovered from a serious illness in the hospital. .
"I'm not used to calling me aunt, so you can call me Aunt Li." The eldest aunt is called Li Jinglan.
Qi Ran: "I can do it, you see how you get used to it."
When the car arrived at the door, Si Xiaonian was walking out with a big garbage bag. He got out of the car, took the garbage bag and said to Si Xiaonian: "I'll throw it away and bring people in." The bag cannot be dried, and it is no different from being cooked.
The boss gritted his teeth, the two of them have been together for two months, and the people in both of their dormitories have tooth decay.Now he is feeding dog food to him, an obese high-risk group, it's human nature!
Si Xiaonian called "Boss" and then greeted the nurse: "Auntie, the second door on the first floor."
Li Jinglan looked at this building, then at the building in front of her, her complexion became more and more unsightly, and she raised her hands to cover her temples.
The boss asked sharply, "What's the matter, aunt?"
Li Jinglan smiled vaguely: "I know someone... who also lives in this community."
The boss scanned around: "Isn't this the family building of the South Mine? It should be the employees of the South Mine."
Qi Ran walked in from the outside and said, "My grandfather and my father are both from Nankuang."
Li Jinglan's complexion became even worse. There were no steps on the first floor, and she staggered as if she had tripped over something.
The boss has a quick eye and quickly stretches out his hand to support him: "Auntie, are you suffering from heat stroke? Qi Ran, do you have Huoxiang Zhengqi water at home?"
Qi Ran held on to the opened anti-theft door, Si Xiaonian stood beside Qi Ran and took it and said, "I'll go buy it."
Qi Ran took out his mobile phone and handed it to Si Xiaonian: "Buy it on Kangaroo, the delivery is faster than yours." Si Xiaonian took Qi Ran's mobile phone to locate the address and placed an order for medicine.
Li Jinglan stood outside the door nonchalantly, instead of going in, she stood inside the door and shouted to the back room: "Dad, someone is here."
Zhou Bing pushed Papa Qi out of the back room. The two were chatting and laughing, but Papa Qi was stunned when they saw Li Jinglan outside the door.
A few people in the room belatedly realized that the two middle-aged people inside and outside the door seemed to know each other, and it wasn't that easy to know each other. Just by looking at their unhappy faces, they knew that there must be something tricky here.
The boss winked at Qi Ran, and Qi Ran threw it back with a blink of an eye. Jiao Lei, who was carrying a mop, spoke first and asked Qi's father, "Uncle, do you still sign?"
In the center of the spacious living room, on the coffee table is the employment contract of the nurse that Si Xiaonian prepared in advance.
The boss gave Li Jinglan a tug: "Gu, come and sit first."
Li Jinglan was dragged into the room and still stood uncomfortably.
With an unhappy expression on his face, Qi's father pointed to the sofa: "Sit down."
Zhou Bing pushed Qi's father to the sofa, feeling that he was neither standing nor sitting, so he looked at Qi Ran.
Qi Ranfu winked at Zhou Bing heartily, Zhou Bing understood in seconds, and pushed Jiao Lei out: "I want to eat popsicles, Mr. Jiao, let's go buy some popsicles."
Si Xiaonian turned around and walked out: "I'm going to pick up the courier." After walking outside the door, he shouted into the room: "Do you have some change? Give me some."
Qi Ran and the boss Qi Qi replied "Yes!" Then they walked out at the same time, and when they reached the door, a fat man and a strong got stuck on the door frame side by side.Convinced, Si Xiaonian held up his hand and pulled Qi Ran out.
The door closed with a bang, and Zhou Bing ran from outside the corridor to the door, looked at Qiran and then at Si Xiaonian, and said in a low voice, "You locked dad in the house? Damn! What if that's the case?" Is it a Charlie's Angels?"
The old-fashioned five-flowered fat trembled: "Who is this j8 kid! That's my aunt, you little girl, have you ever seen a girl in her forties?"
Zhou Bing blinked, and gave the boss a cute smile: "Then your aunt is not in her 20s, I think it is more than [-]."
The boss leaned on the wall with one hand and smiled, and the five-flowered fat shivered and dazzled: "Oh~ who is so cute and rare!"
Zhou Bing's face turned cold for a second: "Open your triangular eyes and see! Master Bing, I am a strong man, you are a cutie, your whole family is cutie!"
The boss was so aggressive that he wanted to beat someone up, but Qi Ran was very worried about what happened to the two adults inside, so upset, he pulled the boss and Zhou Bing directly to the wall behind him with one hand.
Si Xiaonian put his ear on the door to listen.
Qi Ran looked into the cat's eyes with one eye.
Jiao Lei brought back Zhou Bing, who was about to climb the window, and asked Qi Ran, "Your relatives?"
Qi Ran looked carefully at the cat's eyes, and stretched out his finger to the boss, who was also looking in through the crack of the door. He vaguely heard his aunt crying, and suddenly became furious: "Damn! Your father doesn't know how to beat people..."
Qi Ran, Si Xiaonian, and Zhou Bing turned their heads to stare at the boss at the same time.
The boss smiled sheepishly: "Isn't this nonsense? Uncle Qi abides by the law, the wheelchair never drives more than three miles, and speeding is impossible!"
Qi Ran couldn't hear, couldn't see, and was dying of anxiety. He walked out with five-flower fat in one hand.
"My dear uncle Qi Da Niao! Are you mad at me?" The boss was thrown into a corner, surrounded by four people.
Zhou Bing squeezed his waist with both hands, blocked in front of the boss and asked: "Tell me! What is the background of the aunt in the house? Which road did you go? What is the name? Tell me the nickname? Is there any life in hand? Give the number, ask How much money can let people go..."
Jiao Lei picked up the biscuit on Young and Dangerous boy's upper body, pointed at the tip of his nose and said, "Calm down!"
Qi Ran: "Your aunt knows my dad?"
The boss propped his chin against the corner of the wall, and gave Qi Ran a mentally retarded look: "Aren't you talking nonsense? Now I have a serious suspicion that Uncle Qi once scumbed my aunt, see how my aunt was trembling from being frightened just now? After asking Qi Ran, he asked Si Xiaonian: "Did you see it? Didn't you?" Then he asked Zhou Bing: "Did you see it? How pitiful?"
Qi Ran slapped the boss's fat paw: "Fuck you shit! My dad was paralyzed when he was 24, and he only talked to one person before..."
At this moment, everyone looked at Qi Ran, as if they had caught the point.
Only talked about one object.
Qi Ran turned to look at Si Xiaonian in disbelief, and Si Xiaonian couldn't believe it.But he didn't know anything about Qi's father. He only knew that Qi's father broke his leg in the mine accident in Nanxian County. He had a bad relationship with Qi Ran's mother and was going to divorce soon. Qi Ran insisted on getting Qi's father to recover and treat him, that's all.
Si Xiaonian tried to ask: "Is your aunt also from the South Mine?"
The boss's eyes lit up: "Yes! But after getting married, I went to the south."
Qi Ran/Zhou Bing: "Southern?!" So it's a play of beating mandarin ducks?Or is it a scene where a heartless woman abandons an infatuated man?
Jiao Lei: "Let him say, you three shut up!"
The three who interrupted finally shut up.
The boss began to talk: "I don't know much. As far as I can remember, my aunt was already in the south, and she only came back during the holidays. A few years ago, I don't know the exact years. I heard what my mother said, My aunt got divorced and went back to Nan County, and she has been serving my grandparents in her hometown, and then I found out that my aunt just has no children, and the two divorced..."
Qi Ran's gritted teeth "creaked", and Si Xiaonian squeezed his hand hard before stopping his voice.
Jiao Lei raised his chin and pointed at Qi Ran: "How much do you know about the previous events?"
Qi Ran glared at the boss, as if the boss refused to pay the money when the boss was asleep.
Qi Ran: "Grandpa said that before the mining disaster, my dad had a man who was going to marry, but later his leg was broken, and the man married far away, so he took it..."
Even if it is the grievances of the previous generation, people of this generation are unwilling to believe that their family members are scumbags for others, so the boss turned around and called his grandparents to confirm.
Zhou Bing looked stunned: "Fuck! Who is it! Asking her to serve you, wouldn't it be a problem every day! No way!"
The relationship between Qi Ran and Qi's father is not as good as that of his grandfather, but it does not prevent him from loving his own father.
Si Xiaonian pulled Qi Ran closer and said, "Don't be foolish..."
Qi Ran was burning with anger, and when he heard this, he turned his head and yelled at Si Xiaonian: "What the hell can I do! Did he ask me who he married?! Did he ask me about divorce? ! Don’t ask me anything! It’s none of my business to have a relationship 800 years ago!!!”
Si Xiaonian was stunned by Qi Ran's roar.
Seeing that Jiao Lei was about to step forward, Zhou Bing realized that Qi Ran's "brother" was about to die, so he quickly grabbed Jiao Lei's arm, but was thrown to the ground by Jiao Lei.
After Qi Ran finished yelling, he was immediately dumbfounded, Si Xiaonian frowned, and his heart ached.There was a pain in his shoulder, and before he could turn around to see the person clearly, his body had already leaned back and flew out.
"Ku Tom!" Qi slammed his back against the wall hard, his eyeballs dangled in their sockets, his nostrils were filled with a fishy and sweet smell, and his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys were knocked out of place.
Si Xiaonian bent down to pull Qiran, Jiao Lei put his hands under Si Xiaonian's collarbone, and pushed him far away with one arm: "Stand there!"
When Zhou Bing got up from the ground, the boss had already returned, with his head downcast, he said "that's my aunt" and then stopped talking.
Qi Ran stuck to the wall and slipped to the ground. Jiao Lei was an unshakable opponent, not to mention that Jiao Lei beat him because of Si Xiaonian. It's okay." He got up and walked back.
Zhou Bing just got a new home today. He has a father, a brother, and a grandfather. Now he is focused on the new home, and asked Jiao Lei with a wrinkled face: "Mr. Jiao, what are you doing!"
Jiao Lei's eyes shook, he didn't look at Zhou Bing, Zhou Bing had already turned around and followed Qi Ran back.
The boss froze for a while and followed.
Jiao Lei turned his head and smiled at Si Xiaonian, with a gentle and bitter smile: "I'm sorry."
Si Xiaonian opened his arms and hugged Jiao Lei: "It's okay, if you don't beat him up, I'll beat him up too. It's like you don't recognize your relatives. You are my brother and his brother, just deal with it."
Jiao Lei retracted his arms, and when he let go, he muttered softly and lowly: "Is it a sequelae?"
Si Xiaonian heard it and understood what Jiao Lei said.
The sequelae in Jiao Lei's mouth are sequelae of mental illness, but he prefers to believe that it is the sequelae of "lost and found".
Jiao Lei is definitely not the one who lost him, but he is the one who regained it.Jiao Lei endowed him with a continuation of the period that belonged exclusively to the three of them.He is a continuation, so Jiao Lei does not allow anyone, including Qi Ran, to growl at him. That kind of danger signal represents loss and panic in Jiao Lei's subconscious.
To be precise, this is a kind of dependence and a disease.
Si Xiaonian understands more and more why Jiao Lei refuses to come back and see him even though he has escaped the label of a mental patient in the past two years.
Qi Ran's desire to monopolize him was not without reason, part of that information came from Jiao Lei.
Si Xiaonian and Jiao Lei rode back to Vegetable Village, while Qi Ran and Zhou Bing stayed in Nan County.
☆, brothers
Before the nursing contract could be signed, the boss entered the house and took away Li Jinglan who had just stopped crying.
The remaining three sat in the living room in a daze.Qi's father didn't want to explain, Qi Ran was full of anger, Zhou Bing was covered with question marks, and the three of them did this for an episode of TV series.
Qi's father suddenly said: "Adopt Zhou cake, Xiaoran, do you agree?"
Qi Ran was still in a daze without recovering, his eyes and mind were full of Si Xiaonian's bewildered look at being yelled at by him, and he rubbed his knuckles white with hatred.
Zhou Bing smacked Qi Ran's arm with his elbow and said, "Quickly say you are willing!"
Qi Ran waved his arm, regained consciousness instantly, and then asked Zhou Bing's words: "What do you want?"
Papa Qi: "Adopt Zhou Bing as your younger brother..."
Qi Ran was angry, and immediately interrupted Qi's father: "You don't need to ask me if you have decided."
Zhou Bing was stunned, and lowered his head somewhat disappointed.Qi Ran saw his expression and movements, and Qi Ran kicked Zhou Bing's foot.
What Qi Ran said was not against the Zhou cake at all, but it would inevitably not hurt the Zhou cake.
Qi's father was silent for a long time: "...Zhou Bing, you generally understand the situation of our family. Qi Ran and I are going to get divorced soon, and the divorce will inevitably require property distribution... Maybe my body will continue like this...it will be Qi However...and the burden of most of your life..."
Qi Ran shouted to stop: "What are you talking about?! If you don't want to chat, don't chat!"
Zhou Bing was shivered by Qi Ran's roar: "...I know, and Grandpa, I saw it."
Qi's father was not influenced by Qi Ran and continued to say: "If you agree, you will be brothers in the future. It's okay if you don't agree. Come and see Uncle often..."
Zhou Bing was not happy anymore, and interrupted and asked: "Didn't you agree to everything on the way?! Do you want to go back on your word?! I was just happy for two hours without taking you like this! I am not as foolish as you are." !” He started sobbing as he spoke.
Qi Ran turned his face and said with disgust: "I dare to cry and beat you!"
When Zhou Bing heard it, he burst into tears again, and Qi's father and Qi Ran were a little dumbfounded when they cried.
Qi Ran hurriedly stopped: "Zhoubing! If you cry again, I'll regret it! Shut up~ Still crying! Get lost, I don't want you anymore!"
Father Qi: "Oh, it's so ugly! You cry like a little girl."
Zhou Bing was so disgusted by the two that he forgot to cry: "It was you who turned back on what you said first, and you didn't allow me to cry! There are so many people! It's amazing how many people can bully children!"
Qi Ran grinned and looked at Zhoubing: "I finally understand why no one adopted you."
This sentence was very useful, and after that, Zhou Bing didn't make a sound except for his small eyes.
Father Qi's expression improved a lot, and he said with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Zhou Bing... I will listen to your brother in the future, not mine, just listen to your brother, and you must protect your brother unconditionally under any circumstances. I will also protect you unconditionally. The road you two walked together is much farther than the road I walked with. The starting point of deciding to adopt you is actually quite selfish. Maybe you don’t understand it now, but one day you will understand... Decide to adopt Part of the reason for you is to share Xiaoran's burden, the only requirement I have for you is to have a brother like Qiran in your heart. "
Because of the family situation that is different from ordinary people, and because of the relatives around me, Qiran has built an extremely strong fortress in his mind.But at this moment, it began to collapse piecemeal, brick by brick and the wall fell down.He stared down at the toes of his shoes, not even having the courage to look at his father.It turns out that this man who has lived in a wheelchair for 20 years is so worried.
Isn't this tricking children?
When Zhoubing was sent to the orphanage, it was estimated to be half a year old. Since there was no specific birthday and it was under one year old, it was registered as one year old at that time.So now he is still a few months away from becoming an adult, but the information registered by the school and the orphanage is that he is an adult. Only his mother who has taken care of him since childhood knows that he is still a few months away from becoming an adult.
The decision wasn't hasty - he wanted to be adopted before he reached adulthood.
In the past, Dai Donglang was often picked up by the sponsoring family for New Years, festivals, and even "family" trips. When he grew up, he was sponsored to go to college. Dai Donglang became a role model for the children of the entire orphanage and became a lawyer. .
When he was envious and jealous, he clutched the quilt and wept, and pulled the bed sheet.
Fortunately, it was his turn.
Zhou Bingxiang's eyes were burning with fire, and his eyes were firm, but he pretended to be embarrassed and asked: "Dad, what if my brother sells me to a rich woman?"
Qi Ran was very nervous, and now he was afraid that Zhou Bing would reject his father, and when he heard this, he immediately became angry, raised his hand and slapped Zhou Bing on the back of the head: "You must have read too many novels!"
Zhou Bing rubbed the back of her head and smiled cutely at Qi's father.
Qi's father thought about it for a while, and said: "Then you can ask the rich woman to buy one and get two free, no, let your brother change the three of us to a rich woman."
Zhou Bing opened his mouth, with a polio-like face struck by lightning: "Dad, you are really ambitious."
Qi Ran turned away and smiled aside.
Qi's father looked hurt, but his tone was full of satisfaction: "Then what should I do? I have two sons now, so I have to find a way to raise them."
Zhou Bing bared a mouthful of snow-white fangs: "Is there anyone who raises a son like you?!" After speaking, he got up and walked out, desperately grabbing the door frame with one hand, as if someone was forcing him to stay: "Let go of me! I I want to go back to the orphanage! Don't pull me! I don't want to be with a rich woman! I don't want to sell myself to support my father and brother! I want to fall in love freely!"
The gloomy look on Qi's father's face was finally dissipated by Zhou Bing, a rambunctious treasure. He sighed comfortably, raised his head and said to the bowed Qi Ran: "Take time to go to the orphanage and transfer Zhou Bing's account."
Qi Ran nodded and sighed heavily.
Qi's father asked, "what's the matter?"
Before Qi Ran could speak, Zhou Bing finished his act and turned to tell Qi Ran, "My brother was yelling at Xiao Nian outside the door just now, he is a vicious thief! He almost swallowed him with his bloody mouth open!" .”
Qi's father asked puzzledly: "Hou Xiaonian? Why?"
Zhou Bing pretended to be stupid: "However, Teacher Jiao also threw my brother on the wall. The thief is fierce! The thief!"
Qi's father beckoned to Ran: "Come here."
Qi Ran walked over, and Qi's father grabbed Qi Ran's wrist and dragged him to his knees. Zhou Bing quickly rolled up the T-shirt on his back, and the scratches were red and swollen, not serious.
Zhou Bing poked it with his finger: "Teacher Jiao is too ruthless. If this fell on me, it would probably turn me into a pie, then I would really be Zhou Bing's own cake."
Qi's father said to Zhou Bing, "Go to a pharmacy and buy some medicine."
Zhou Bing got up and walked out quickly, while walking, Zhonger yelled: "Wait for brother! I haven't come back, you must not fall down!"
Qi Ran was speechless and sighed, Qi's father asked: "Why are you yelling at Xiaonian?" He just asked, and then guessed: "Because of the fat man's aunt? Call Xiaonian to come over for dinner."
Qi Ran squatted on the ground, dejected and aggrieved, and pinched the cracks of the floor with his fingers, without saying a word or moving, looking like a bear who was at odds with himself.
"Xiao Nian is not a child who holds grudges, and Jiao Lei is right to do it. After all, we are friends. It is not right for you to do this. Go and call..."
"Do not hit!"
"Eh? Why is it still on the shaft?"
Qi Ran didn't know how to face Si Xiaonian, ever since the two of them got together, not to mention yelling at Si Xiaonian, they usually joked around and swearing, and never had a serious quarrel with red faces.
Of course, we had to get rid of the many fights we had before we got better.
yes!When the two of them didn't get along well, when they met each other, they fought like mortal enemies. Even if they didn't fight each other, they would vomit blood if they hurt each other.
The more Qi Ran thought about it, the more irritable he became, he plucked his hair and rubbed the back of his neck in annoyance.
Qi's father felt that his son's mood was not right, if it was only because of the guilt caused by losing his temper with his friends... What's the matter with the distressed face.
"Xiaoran, do you have something to hide from me?"
Hearing these words, Qi Ran immediately broke out in sweat, and the red and swollen scratches were stinging with sweat, and all emotions were put away immediately.
"No, don't think too much." Qi Ran got up and walked out.
Qi's father stared at Qi Ran's back and went out the door. After a while, Zhou Bing rushed in, looked left and right: "Dad, where is my brother?"
Qi's father said very understandingly: "The vegetable market is over."
Zhou Bing smiled, and took out his phone to send Jiao Lei a message: [Mr. Jiao, I have forgiven you, let's exchange information.Please reply, over. 】【Picture: little wolf dog wearing sunglasses】
Jiao Lei quickly came back with a string of ellipses.
【…】
Zhou Bing was a little confused, and didn't understand what Jiao Lei was trying to express, so he followed suit and replied with two strings of ellipsis.
【………】
Jiao Lei returned a series of ellipses.
【…】
Zhoubing was even more confused, and then returned three strings of ellipses.
【………………】
This time Jiao Lei replied with text.
[The ellipsis means—refused to exchange information. 】
Zhou Bing was knocked down on the sofa by Lei's "Ku Tong", and his four claws twitched and shouted at the ceiling: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"
Father Qi: "..." Do you need a full body checkup before adoption?
The author has something to say: [Small Theater]
Brother Niao bit the small handkerchief: "Hey~~~ The male ticket doesn't want me anymore, hey~~~~~~~~~~"
Cake master wears sunglasses and carries a big knife: "Whoever robbed my brother's male ticket, spit it out for me, is it you? Or you? Look at the knife!!!"
Brother Lei: […]
The Cake Master went crazy: "Again, Nima is an ellipsis, go play with it!!"
☆, so it is
After driving around the main road of Nan County, Qi Ran would go in to any roast duck restaurant and ask if there was any roast goose.I found two restaurants selling roast goose, and I could tell by the smell alone. The roast goose in that store was not the kind that Si Xiaonian ate, the taste was much worse.
The electric car was parked next to the vegetable market, and Qi Ran sat in the car and called Niuge.
"Have you found out who sold the clothes?"
At the beginning of June, a group of people went to his and Si Xiaonian's birdhouse to warm the house. Sun Dexing revealed that someone in the school basket was selling his and Niuge's clothes. After returning, Niuge began to look for this person in the school basket.
"What are you looking for?" Hearing that Niuge was sleeping, it took a few seconds before he figured out what Qi Ran was asking.
"Oh, you said about buying your underpants... No one has been found yet. Isn't it summer vacation? Next semester, I specially put a pair of your underpants in the lounge. Let's lure the snake out of the hole..."
Qi Ran was a little impatient: "Don't talk nonsense, the person who sold it didn't find it, so did the person who bought it?"
Niu Ge yawned and said slowly: "The buyer is easy to find, I heard about it from Sun Dexing..."
Qi Ran opened the car door and got out of the car, pressed the fire and asked, "Turn off that monster Sun Dexing!"
Niuger heard
Zhou Bing froze for two seconds, rushed to the backyard and yelled at Jiao Lei: "Teacher! My sexuality is threatened! You don't care!"
Jiao Lei mouthing toothpaste: "..." So you, what is sex?
Just as Si Xiaonian stepped out of the bedroom, he was stopped by Zhou Bing again: "Does the boss get insurance for part-time jobs? What if you are sexually harassed?"
Si Xiaonian suddenly looked up at Jiao Lei.
Jiao Lei who was gargling: "...cough cough cough cough~~~~~~"
Qi Ran leaned on the wall of his house and shouted to the three people in the backyard: "Dinner is ready!"
Grandpa Qi Ran went to the fish pond early in the morning, soy milk was made by Qi Ran's father.Egg pancakes and vegetable pancakes are completely baked. Zhou pancakes, this pancake, seem to have found a family member who has been lost for many years. Sweat beaded from the forehead, eating and muttering "delicious! Shall we set up a stall in front of our school?" "I want to join, join with my enthusiasm!" "Oh, I'll go! Three more."
Si Xiaonian and Jiao Lei coincidentally, one of them took a piece of pancake for Zhou Bing, and Qi Ran angrily took a piece of his Bobing cake for Si Xiaonian.
After the meal, Zhou Bing contracted to wash the dishes in order to digest the food.
Si Xiaonian and Qi Ran went to pack up Qi Ran's father's daily necessities and clothes, and today they were going to send Qi Ran's father back to Nan County to start rehabilitation therapy.
Jiao Lei pushed Qi Ran's father out of the house, and when he arrived at the steps in the front yard, he directly carried him down with the wheelchair.Qi Ran looked envious, turned his head and asked Si Xiaonian solemnly: "Brother Lei and I fell into the river, who do you save first?"
Si Xiaonian's face was woven into a spider's web of black lines, and he told Qi Ran very rationally: "Brother Lei can swim." It seems like you can too.
Qi Ran irritatedly stuffed the folded clothes in his hand into the bag: "I said hypothetical! Suppose neither of us can swim, and we both fall into the water, you! First! Save! Who!"
Si Xiaonian once again told Qi Ran very rationally: "I'm sorry, I can't swim."
Qi Ran raised his head and took a deep breath, lowered his head and pinched Si Xiaonian's chin and asked, "Assuming you can swim, you're a super awesome swimmer, assuming neither of us can swim..."
"Brother Lei let me come, you two are not needed." Zhou Bing's appearance rescued Si Xiaonian who was entangled in many assumptions.
With his hands behind his back, Si Xiaonian gave Zhou Bing a thumbs up leaning on the door frame.
Qi Ran grabbed the thumb that Si Xiaonian gave to Zhou Bing, put it in his mouth and took a bite, and said in a helpless and doting tone, "I really want to chew it, chew it, eat you!"
Zhou Bing, a straight man with a steel pipe, was hit by a thousand-point crit from a hypocritical gay guy, trembling with goosebumps all over his body, walking outside and trembling: "Uh~uh~~uh~~~~ Really~~ Nima~~ Sour~~~uh uh uh~~~~”
Qi Ran's father's wheelchair was parked beside the electric car outside the door. Seeing Zhou Bing come out trembling, he asked, "What's the matter?"
Zhou Bing rolled his eyes: "Uncle, what kind of fruit is in your kitchen? It's so sour that my tooth enamel has fallen off a layer..." Then he started to coax Qi Ran's father to play.
Jiao Lei turned his face away and licked the corners of his mouth, he is so clever!
Zhou Bing and Qi Ran's father were poor enough, raised their heads and blinked at Jiao Lei as if they were asking for a reward. They were skinny and cute, with the childishness unique to teenagers.
Jiao Lei froze for a second and turned his back to Zhou Bing.
Zhou Cake: "..." Damn it!How much does it mean to recite the past?Compliment me, you can shed hair!
Qi Ran had a cold face the whole time while driving, Qi's father sat in the co-pilot, and the other three squeezed into the back seat, and Si Xiaonian was very fortunate to have Zhou Bing around.
Even if Zhou Bing sat in the back, it didn't affect him chatting with Qi's father. The two of them never stopped.
Qi Ran's father heard that Zhou Bing said that he was here to work for Si Xiaonian, and turned to look at Zhou Bing: "Are you an adult? Your parents also agree to your summer job when you will be promoted to third grade next semester?"
Before Si Xiaonian could speak, Zhou Bing blurted out: "I'm an orphan, no one cares about me. To tell you the truth, uncle, I want to find a father to take care of me. Maybe it's because I was too naughty when I was young. Batch after batch of children were taken away, and no one dared to take me away, hey~~ My handsome face is in vain."
Except for Zhou Bing who was still talking naturally and freely in the carriage, everyone else was silent. Qi Ran's father suddenly turned his head and said to Zhou Bing with a smile, "Come on, call Dad, you will be our second child from now on."
Zhou Bing's face, which was still smiling a second ago, immediately restored to factory settings, stared blankly at Qi Ran's father, and turned his eyes dullly to Qi Ran's side face.
Qi Ran finally stopped keeping a cold face, as if he was mocking or provoking, and said: "Should I call or not? After passing this village, there is no such father. Oh, and there is a brother."
"Wow~~~~~~" The straight steel pipe man turned around and threw himself on Jiao Lei.
Everyone was wailed by Zhou Bing, with a full face of bewilderment!
Qi Ran didn't stabilize the steering wheel, the car body shook and flickered for a moment, the car stopped on the side of the road, approaching Gesang Hua, Qi Ran stretched out his arms to pick a pink and purple Gesang flower, and handed it back to Si Xiaonian, When Si Xiaonian raised his hand, he hesitated for a moment, then took it and sniffed it close to the tip of his nose, and then pinned it to the ear of the Cake Master who hugged Jiao Lei's shoulder and couldn't stop crying.
Cake Master cried himself into a delicate girl with a Gesang flower pinned to his ear.
Qi Ran's father pointed at Qi Ran: "Don't bully him."
Qi's father thought that Qi Ran picked the flowers because Zhou Bing was crying, but when Qi Ran saw the flowers, he thought of Si Xiaonian who got up early and was blushed by his dirty words. Si Xiaonian must understand what he meant, so he gave the flowers to Zhou Bing Bring it on.
Zhou Bing took a hard sniff of the snot, as if sucking all the snot from crying back into the nasal cavity, and then wiped her face with Jiao Lei's sleeve.
Si Xiaonian couldn't laugh or cry watching these movements, but Qi Ran also saw it, and gave Si Xiaonian his eyes: "Looks like you."
Qi Ran's father urged: "It's not called invalid..."
"Dad!" Zhou Bing clenched his fists and yelled desperately. Before Qi Ran's father had time to respond, Zhou Bing turned his head and called Qi Ran resoundingly, "Brother!"
"Eh?...Eh! Your voice scares your brother and your father to death. There are three hundred family rules, the first one: keep your voice down." Qi Ran announced the non-existent family rules like a big brother The first of three hundred.
Qi Ran's father narrowed his cheerful eyes, teasing Zhou Bing and said, "Oh, why do I regret your crying? You looked like a handsome young man when you weren't crying, but you immediately turned into a little girl after crying. We There are old and young men in the house, I have never raised a little girl, so I will go back when I cry again."
Zhou Bing looked at Jiao Lei with his mouth flattened, and Jiao Lei gave him a tissue: "It's so ugly to cry."
Si Xiaonian has a lot of emotions in his heart, and Zhou Bing has become Qi Ran's younger brother. Zhou Bing, who was left in the orphanage until he became an adult, finally has a home.
He was worried about Jiao Lei, Jiao Lei didn't move before, is he going to...
Zhou Bing stretched her neck and moved closer to the passenger seat: "Dad, it's hard to chase after a man's words. There are three men in your family, and they all recognized each other just now, so they don't play with children's feelings like this."
Qi's father was amused by Zhoubing, and his hearty laughter melted into the summer morning wind.
Zhoubing said to himself along the way like a magic wand: "I am the second child, right? Damn! I am the second child! Then I am the lowest in the family, so let me be low. Who told me to pick one up for nothing?" Dad, one brother, er, and another brother," he squinted at Si Xiaonian, "yes, there is another grandpa, grandpa has a pond of fish, my God! I want to eat sweet and sour fish made by grandpa at night, I didn’t eat enough last night, Dad, what do you say if Grandpa doesn’t admit it? Can I kneel down to help? Why don’t you cry again, the girls in our class said that my crying can arouse everyone’s motherly love..."
When we arrived at Nan County, Qi Ran took Dad Qi out of the car and pushed him into the room on the first floor. Zhou Bing was still surrounding them, for a while Dad, brother, grandpa and sweet and sour fish.
Because Qi Ran had an extra brother, he hadn't found a good posture to welcome him, so he was going crazy being nagged by Zhou Bing.
He pointed at the tip of Zhou Bing's nose: "Three hundred house rules, the second one: I will beat you again!"
Zhou Bing evaded Qi Ran's index finger with a short body, and teleported to Qi's father's wheelchair to hug his thigh: "Dad, did I set up the [-] family rules by myself?"
Qi's father snorted and said, "Three hundred family rules, the third hundred: the above 299 is void."
Zhou Bing sat down on the ground with a smile.
Qi Ran threw the mop angrily: "I want to run away from home!!!"
Si Xiaonian hurriedly dragged away the person who was about to run away from home, and Shun Mao said, "I promise there will be no third between us! Even Zhoubing will not work."
Qi Ran was furious: "Then tell me! Zhou Bing and I fell into the river, who will you save?! Say it quickly, don't blink to be cute, get out, don't kiss, fuck! Don't rub..."
The author has something to say: let it out first, and catch the bug later.
☆, sequelae
Before the summer vacation, Qi Ran asked Li Yunteng, the boss of the dormitory, to find a nurse in Nan County for help.
He and Si Xiaonian stayed in Chengshan City for a week to wait for the summer vacation of Zhoubing. Before returning, the boss told him that the nurse had helped find him, and he was a relative of his own——Li Yunteng's aunt.
After Papa Qi settled down, Zhou Bing was in charge of looking after the "father" he had just picked up, Si Xiaonian and Jiao Lei were in charge of cleaning the house, and Qi Ran drove to the old master to pick him up.
The boss in a vest, pants, flip flops, squatting on the edge of the pavement, eating popsicles, with mung bean ice in his left hand and jujube ice in his right hand, at first glance he looks like he is showing off his wealth.
The car was parked on the side of the road, completely across the sidewalk, pretending to be the driver of a black car, and asked: "Brother dei, are you leaving?"
The boss didn't even raise his eyelids, he concentrated on eating the popsicles: "How much is it to go to the commercial street?"
Qi Ran: "How many catties do you have, five yuan for 150 catties, plus one yuan for every five catties, brother dei report the number."
The boss stood up trembling and fat, and pointed at the mung bean ice: "You will lose it! Wait until you grow to one hundred and fifty! I will smash you to death!"
Qi Ran laughed, got out of the car and pinched the boss's fat belly and shook it up and down, his tentacles were oily, and if he ran faster, he would shake out the oil.
Qi Ran withdrew her bird paws and rubbed it on her trousers, and asked, "Where are we going to pick up my aunt?"
The boss took out his mobile phone and dialed the number, and laughed loudly: "Wait, my aunt is so beautiful! A killer of middle-aged and elderly men!"
Qi Ran hurts people again: "Then what's the matter with you? Your genes are not stable, or you are just screened out to be ugly and wonderful... Oh, I'm sorry!"
At this time, a middle-aged woman walked out of the community quickly, holding her mobile phone while walking: "Fatty! Stop calling, come out!"
The boss covered his eyes with his mobile phone: I'm hurting my heart.
Qi Ran suppressed a smile, turned around and called "Gu".
A woman in her [-]s can tell that she was a beauty when she was young, but she is a woman in her [-]s after all, with a thin figure and plain clothes that hide her good face.
The heart-piercing Wuhuafao opened the rear door and said, "Get in the car, aunt."
In the car, Qi Ran gave a general account of Qi's father's condition. Except for his limited mobility, Qi's father can take care of himself in basic life. The nurses mainly accompany him in rehabilitation training and physical therapy, three meals a day, and daily hygiene.
The monthly salary is based on the standard of a normal nurse, which is considered a high-paying nurse. The eldest aunt has been working as a nurse in the hospital for the past two years. It is much better for her to receive a job like Qi’s father than to nurse a patient who has just recovered from a serious illness in the hospital. .
"I'm not used to calling me aunt, so you can call me Aunt Li." The eldest aunt is called Li Jinglan.
Qi Ran: "I can do it, you see how you get used to it."
When the car arrived at the door, Si Xiaonian was walking out with a big garbage bag. He got out of the car, took the garbage bag and said to Si Xiaonian: "I'll throw it away and bring people in." The bag cannot be dried, and it is no different from being cooked.
The boss gritted his teeth, the two of them have been together for two months, and the people in both of their dormitories have tooth decay.Now he is feeding dog food to him, an obese high-risk group, it's human nature!
Si Xiaonian called "Boss" and then greeted the nurse: "Auntie, the second door on the first floor."
Li Jinglan looked at this building, then at the building in front of her, her complexion became more and more unsightly, and she raised her hands to cover her temples.
The boss asked sharply, "What's the matter, aunt?"
Li Jinglan smiled vaguely: "I know someone... who also lives in this community."
The boss scanned around: "Isn't this the family building of the South Mine? It should be the employees of the South Mine."
Qi Ran walked in from the outside and said, "My grandfather and my father are both from Nankuang."
Li Jinglan's complexion became even worse. There were no steps on the first floor, and she staggered as if she had tripped over something.
The boss has a quick eye and quickly stretches out his hand to support him: "Auntie, are you suffering from heat stroke? Qi Ran, do you have Huoxiang Zhengqi water at home?"
Qi Ran held on to the opened anti-theft door, Si Xiaonian stood beside Qi Ran and took it and said, "I'll go buy it."
Qi Ran took out his mobile phone and handed it to Si Xiaonian: "Buy it on Kangaroo, the delivery is faster than yours." Si Xiaonian took Qi Ran's mobile phone to locate the address and placed an order for medicine.
Li Jinglan stood outside the door nonchalantly, instead of going in, she stood inside the door and shouted to the back room: "Dad, someone is here."
Zhou Bing pushed Papa Qi out of the back room. The two were chatting and laughing, but Papa Qi was stunned when they saw Li Jinglan outside the door.
A few people in the room belatedly realized that the two middle-aged people inside and outside the door seemed to know each other, and it wasn't that easy to know each other. Just by looking at their unhappy faces, they knew that there must be something tricky here.
The boss winked at Qi Ran, and Qi Ran threw it back with a blink of an eye. Jiao Lei, who was carrying a mop, spoke first and asked Qi's father, "Uncle, do you still sign?"
In the center of the spacious living room, on the coffee table is the employment contract of the nurse that Si Xiaonian prepared in advance.
The boss gave Li Jinglan a tug: "Gu, come and sit first."
Li Jinglan was dragged into the room and still stood uncomfortably.
With an unhappy expression on his face, Qi's father pointed to the sofa: "Sit down."
Zhou Bing pushed Qi's father to the sofa, feeling that he was neither standing nor sitting, so he looked at Qi Ran.
Qi Ranfu winked at Zhou Bing heartily, Zhou Bing understood in seconds, and pushed Jiao Lei out: "I want to eat popsicles, Mr. Jiao, let's go buy some popsicles."
Si Xiaonian turned around and walked out: "I'm going to pick up the courier." After walking outside the door, he shouted into the room: "Do you have some change? Give me some."
Qi Ran and the boss Qi Qi replied "Yes!" Then they walked out at the same time, and when they reached the door, a fat man and a strong got stuck on the door frame side by side.Convinced, Si Xiaonian held up his hand and pulled Qi Ran out.
The door closed with a bang, and Zhou Bing ran from outside the corridor to the door, looked at Qiran and then at Si Xiaonian, and said in a low voice, "You locked dad in the house? Damn! What if that's the case?" Is it a Charlie's Angels?"
The old-fashioned five-flowered fat trembled: "Who is this j8 kid! That's my aunt, you little girl, have you ever seen a girl in her forties?"
Zhou Bing blinked, and gave the boss a cute smile: "Then your aunt is not in her 20s, I think it is more than [-]."
The boss leaned on the wall with one hand and smiled, and the five-flowered fat shivered and dazzled: "Oh~ who is so cute and rare!"
Zhou Bing's face turned cold for a second: "Open your triangular eyes and see! Master Bing, I am a strong man, you are a cutie, your whole family is cutie!"
The boss was so aggressive that he wanted to beat someone up, but Qi Ran was very worried about what happened to the two adults inside, so upset, he pulled the boss and Zhou Bing directly to the wall behind him with one hand.
Si Xiaonian put his ear on the door to listen.
Qi Ran looked into the cat's eyes with one eye.
Jiao Lei brought back Zhou Bing, who was about to climb the window, and asked Qi Ran, "Your relatives?"
Qi Ran looked carefully at the cat's eyes, and stretched out his finger to the boss, who was also looking in through the crack of the door. He vaguely heard his aunt crying, and suddenly became furious: "Damn! Your father doesn't know how to beat people..."
Qi Ran, Si Xiaonian, and Zhou Bing turned their heads to stare at the boss at the same time.
The boss smiled sheepishly: "Isn't this nonsense? Uncle Qi abides by the law, the wheelchair never drives more than three miles, and speeding is impossible!"
Qi Ran couldn't hear, couldn't see, and was dying of anxiety. He walked out with five-flower fat in one hand.
"My dear uncle Qi Da Niao! Are you mad at me?" The boss was thrown into a corner, surrounded by four people.
Zhou Bing squeezed his waist with both hands, blocked in front of the boss and asked: "Tell me! What is the background of the aunt in the house? Which road did you go? What is the name? Tell me the nickname? Is there any life in hand? Give the number, ask How much money can let people go..."
Jiao Lei picked up the biscuit on Young and Dangerous boy's upper body, pointed at the tip of his nose and said, "Calm down!"
Qi Ran: "Your aunt knows my dad?"
The boss propped his chin against the corner of the wall, and gave Qi Ran a mentally retarded look: "Aren't you talking nonsense? Now I have a serious suspicion that Uncle Qi once scumbed my aunt, see how my aunt was trembling from being frightened just now? After asking Qi Ran, he asked Si Xiaonian: "Did you see it? Didn't you?" Then he asked Zhou Bing: "Did you see it? How pitiful?"
Qi Ran slapped the boss's fat paw: "Fuck you shit! My dad was paralyzed when he was 24, and he only talked to one person before..."
At this moment, everyone looked at Qi Ran, as if they had caught the point.
Only talked about one object.
Qi Ran turned to look at Si Xiaonian in disbelief, and Si Xiaonian couldn't believe it.But he didn't know anything about Qi's father. He only knew that Qi's father broke his leg in the mine accident in Nanxian County. He had a bad relationship with Qi Ran's mother and was going to divorce soon. Qi Ran insisted on getting Qi's father to recover and treat him, that's all.
Si Xiaonian tried to ask: "Is your aunt also from the South Mine?"
The boss's eyes lit up: "Yes! But after getting married, I went to the south."
Qi Ran/Zhou Bing: "Southern?!" So it's a play of beating mandarin ducks?Or is it a scene where a heartless woman abandons an infatuated man?
Jiao Lei: "Let him say, you three shut up!"
The three who interrupted finally shut up.
The boss began to talk: "I don't know much. As far as I can remember, my aunt was already in the south, and she only came back during the holidays. A few years ago, I don't know the exact years. I heard what my mother said, My aunt got divorced and went back to Nan County, and she has been serving my grandparents in her hometown, and then I found out that my aunt just has no children, and the two divorced..."
Qi Ran's gritted teeth "creaked", and Si Xiaonian squeezed his hand hard before stopping his voice.
Jiao Lei raised his chin and pointed at Qi Ran: "How much do you know about the previous events?"
Qi Ran glared at the boss, as if the boss refused to pay the money when the boss was asleep.
Qi Ran: "Grandpa said that before the mining disaster, my dad had a man who was going to marry, but later his leg was broken, and the man married far away, so he took it..."
Even if it is the grievances of the previous generation, people of this generation are unwilling to believe that their family members are scumbags for others, so the boss turned around and called his grandparents to confirm.
Zhou Bing looked stunned: "Fuck! Who is it! Asking her to serve you, wouldn't it be a problem every day! No way!"
The relationship between Qi Ran and Qi's father is not as good as that of his grandfather, but it does not prevent him from loving his own father.
Si Xiaonian pulled Qi Ran closer and said, "Don't be foolish..."
Qi Ran was burning with anger, and when he heard this, he turned his head and yelled at Si Xiaonian: "What the hell can I do! Did he ask me who he married?! Did he ask me about divorce? ! Don’t ask me anything! It’s none of my business to have a relationship 800 years ago!!!”
Si Xiaonian was stunned by Qi Ran's roar.
Seeing that Jiao Lei was about to step forward, Zhou Bing realized that Qi Ran's "brother" was about to die, so he quickly grabbed Jiao Lei's arm, but was thrown to the ground by Jiao Lei.
After Qi Ran finished yelling, he was immediately dumbfounded, Si Xiaonian frowned, and his heart ached.There was a pain in his shoulder, and before he could turn around to see the person clearly, his body had already leaned back and flew out.
"Ku Tom!" Qi slammed his back against the wall hard, his eyeballs dangled in their sockets, his nostrils were filled with a fishy and sweet smell, and his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys were knocked out of place.
Si Xiaonian bent down to pull Qiran, Jiao Lei put his hands under Si Xiaonian's collarbone, and pushed him far away with one arm: "Stand there!"
When Zhou Bing got up from the ground, the boss had already returned, with his head downcast, he said "that's my aunt" and then stopped talking.
Qi Ran stuck to the wall and slipped to the ground. Jiao Lei was an unshakable opponent, not to mention that Jiao Lei beat him because of Si Xiaonian. It's okay." He got up and walked back.
Zhou Bing just got a new home today. He has a father, a brother, and a grandfather. Now he is focused on the new home, and asked Jiao Lei with a wrinkled face: "Mr. Jiao, what are you doing!"
Jiao Lei's eyes shook, he didn't look at Zhou Bing, Zhou Bing had already turned around and followed Qi Ran back.
The boss froze for a while and followed.
Jiao Lei turned his head and smiled at Si Xiaonian, with a gentle and bitter smile: "I'm sorry."
Si Xiaonian opened his arms and hugged Jiao Lei: "It's okay, if you don't beat him up, I'll beat him up too. It's like you don't recognize your relatives. You are my brother and his brother, just deal with it."
Jiao Lei retracted his arms, and when he let go, he muttered softly and lowly: "Is it a sequelae?"
Si Xiaonian heard it and understood what Jiao Lei said.
The sequelae in Jiao Lei's mouth are sequelae of mental illness, but he prefers to believe that it is the sequelae of "lost and found".
Jiao Lei is definitely not the one who lost him, but he is the one who regained it.Jiao Lei endowed him with a continuation of the period that belonged exclusively to the three of them.He is a continuation, so Jiao Lei does not allow anyone, including Qi Ran, to growl at him. That kind of danger signal represents loss and panic in Jiao Lei's subconscious.
To be precise, this is a kind of dependence and a disease.
Si Xiaonian understands more and more why Jiao Lei refuses to come back and see him even though he has escaped the label of a mental patient in the past two years.
Qi Ran's desire to monopolize him was not without reason, part of that information came from Jiao Lei.
Si Xiaonian and Jiao Lei rode back to Vegetable Village, while Qi Ran and Zhou Bing stayed in Nan County.
☆, brothers
Before the nursing contract could be signed, the boss entered the house and took away Li Jinglan who had just stopped crying.
The remaining three sat in the living room in a daze.Qi's father didn't want to explain, Qi Ran was full of anger, Zhou Bing was covered with question marks, and the three of them did this for an episode of TV series.
Qi's father suddenly said: "Adopt Zhou cake, Xiaoran, do you agree?"
Qi Ran was still in a daze without recovering, his eyes and mind were full of Si Xiaonian's bewildered look at being yelled at by him, and he rubbed his knuckles white with hatred.
Zhou Bing smacked Qi Ran's arm with his elbow and said, "Quickly say you are willing!"
Qi Ran waved his arm, regained consciousness instantly, and then asked Zhou Bing's words: "What do you want?"
Papa Qi: "Adopt Zhou Bing as your younger brother..."
Qi Ran was angry, and immediately interrupted Qi's father: "You don't need to ask me if you have decided."
Zhou Bing was stunned, and lowered his head somewhat disappointed.Qi Ran saw his expression and movements, and Qi Ran kicked Zhou Bing's foot.
What Qi Ran said was not against the Zhou cake at all, but it would inevitably not hurt the Zhou cake.
Qi's father was silent for a long time: "...Zhou Bing, you generally understand the situation of our family. Qi Ran and I are going to get divorced soon, and the divorce will inevitably require property distribution... Maybe my body will continue like this...it will be Qi However...and the burden of most of your life..."
Qi Ran shouted to stop: "What are you talking about?! If you don't want to chat, don't chat!"
Zhou Bing was shivered by Qi Ran's roar: "...I know, and Grandpa, I saw it."
Qi's father was not influenced by Qi Ran and continued to say: "If you agree, you will be brothers in the future. It's okay if you don't agree. Come and see Uncle often..."
Zhou Bing was not happy anymore, and interrupted and asked: "Didn't you agree to everything on the way?! Do you want to go back on your word?! I was just happy for two hours without taking you like this! I am not as foolish as you are." !” He started sobbing as he spoke.
Qi Ran turned his face and said with disgust: "I dare to cry and beat you!"
When Zhou Bing heard it, he burst into tears again, and Qi's father and Qi Ran were a little dumbfounded when they cried.
Qi Ran hurriedly stopped: "Zhoubing! If you cry again, I'll regret it! Shut up~ Still crying! Get lost, I don't want you anymore!"
Father Qi: "Oh, it's so ugly! You cry like a little girl."
Zhou Bing was so disgusted by the two that he forgot to cry: "It was you who turned back on what you said first, and you didn't allow me to cry! There are so many people! It's amazing how many people can bully children!"
Qi Ran grinned and looked at Zhoubing: "I finally understand why no one adopted you."
This sentence was very useful, and after that, Zhou Bing didn't make a sound except for his small eyes.
Father Qi's expression improved a lot, and he said with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Zhou Bing... I will listen to your brother in the future, not mine, just listen to your brother, and you must protect your brother unconditionally under any circumstances. I will also protect you unconditionally. The road you two walked together is much farther than the road I walked with. The starting point of deciding to adopt you is actually quite selfish. Maybe you don’t understand it now, but one day you will understand... Decide to adopt Part of the reason for you is to share Xiaoran's burden, the only requirement I have for you is to have a brother like Qiran in your heart. "
Because of the family situation that is different from ordinary people, and because of the relatives around me, Qiran has built an extremely strong fortress in his mind.But at this moment, it began to collapse piecemeal, brick by brick and the wall fell down.He stared down at the toes of his shoes, not even having the courage to look at his father.It turns out that this man who has lived in a wheelchair for 20 years is so worried.
Isn't this tricking children?
When Zhoubing was sent to the orphanage, it was estimated to be half a year old. Since there was no specific birthday and it was under one year old, it was registered as one year old at that time.So now he is still a few months away from becoming an adult, but the information registered by the school and the orphanage is that he is an adult. Only his mother who has taken care of him since childhood knows that he is still a few months away from becoming an adult.
The decision wasn't hasty - he wanted to be adopted before he reached adulthood.
In the past, Dai Donglang was often picked up by the sponsoring family for New Years, festivals, and even "family" trips. When he grew up, he was sponsored to go to college. Dai Donglang became a role model for the children of the entire orphanage and became a lawyer. .
When he was envious and jealous, he clutched the quilt and wept, and pulled the bed sheet.
Fortunately, it was his turn.
Zhou Bingxiang's eyes were burning with fire, and his eyes were firm, but he pretended to be embarrassed and asked: "Dad, what if my brother sells me to a rich woman?"
Qi Ran was very nervous, and now he was afraid that Zhou Bing would reject his father, and when he heard this, he immediately became angry, raised his hand and slapped Zhou Bing on the back of the head: "You must have read too many novels!"
Zhou Bing rubbed the back of her head and smiled cutely at Qi's father.
Qi's father thought about it for a while, and said: "Then you can ask the rich woman to buy one and get two free, no, let your brother change the three of us to a rich woman."
Zhou Bing opened his mouth, with a polio-like face struck by lightning: "Dad, you are really ambitious."
Qi Ran turned away and smiled aside.
Qi's father looked hurt, but his tone was full of satisfaction: "Then what should I do? I have two sons now, so I have to find a way to raise them."
Zhou Bing bared a mouthful of snow-white fangs: "Is there anyone who raises a son like you?!" After speaking, he got up and walked out, desperately grabbing the door frame with one hand, as if someone was forcing him to stay: "Let go of me! I I want to go back to the orphanage! Don't pull me! I don't want to be with a rich woman! I don't want to sell myself to support my father and brother! I want to fall in love freely!"
The gloomy look on Qi's father's face was finally dissipated by Zhou Bing, a rambunctious treasure. He sighed comfortably, raised his head and said to the bowed Qi Ran: "Take time to go to the orphanage and transfer Zhou Bing's account."
Qi Ran nodded and sighed heavily.
Qi's father asked, "what's the matter?"
Before Qi Ran could speak, Zhou Bing finished his act and turned to tell Qi Ran, "My brother was yelling at Xiao Nian outside the door just now, he is a vicious thief! He almost swallowed him with his bloody mouth open!" .”
Qi's father asked puzzledly: "Hou Xiaonian? Why?"
Zhou Bing pretended to be stupid: "However, Teacher Jiao also threw my brother on the wall. The thief is fierce! The thief!"
Qi's father beckoned to Ran: "Come here."
Qi Ran walked over, and Qi's father grabbed Qi Ran's wrist and dragged him to his knees. Zhou Bing quickly rolled up the T-shirt on his back, and the scratches were red and swollen, not serious.
Zhou Bing poked it with his finger: "Teacher Jiao is too ruthless. If this fell on me, it would probably turn me into a pie, then I would really be Zhou Bing's own cake."
Qi's father said to Zhou Bing, "Go to a pharmacy and buy some medicine."
Zhou Bing got up and walked out quickly, while walking, Zhonger yelled: "Wait for brother! I haven't come back, you must not fall down!"
Qi Ran was speechless and sighed, Qi's father asked: "Why are you yelling at Xiaonian?" He just asked, and then guessed: "Because of the fat man's aunt? Call Xiaonian to come over for dinner."
Qi Ran squatted on the ground, dejected and aggrieved, and pinched the cracks of the floor with his fingers, without saying a word or moving, looking like a bear who was at odds with himself.
"Xiao Nian is not a child who holds grudges, and Jiao Lei is right to do it. After all, we are friends. It is not right for you to do this. Go and call..."
"Do not hit!"
"Eh? Why is it still on the shaft?"
Qi Ran didn't know how to face Si Xiaonian, ever since the two of them got together, not to mention yelling at Si Xiaonian, they usually joked around and swearing, and never had a serious quarrel with red faces.
Of course, we had to get rid of the many fights we had before we got better.
yes!When the two of them didn't get along well, when they met each other, they fought like mortal enemies. Even if they didn't fight each other, they would vomit blood if they hurt each other.
The more Qi Ran thought about it, the more irritable he became, he plucked his hair and rubbed the back of his neck in annoyance.
Qi's father felt that his son's mood was not right, if it was only because of the guilt caused by losing his temper with his friends... What's the matter with the distressed face.
"Xiaoran, do you have something to hide from me?"
Hearing these words, Qi Ran immediately broke out in sweat, and the red and swollen scratches were stinging with sweat, and all emotions were put away immediately.
"No, don't think too much." Qi Ran got up and walked out.
Qi's father stared at Qi Ran's back and went out the door. After a while, Zhou Bing rushed in, looked left and right: "Dad, where is my brother?"
Qi's father said very understandingly: "The vegetable market is over."
Zhou Bing smiled, and took out his phone to send Jiao Lei a message: [Mr. Jiao, I have forgiven you, let's exchange information.Please reply, over. 】【Picture: little wolf dog wearing sunglasses】
Jiao Lei quickly came back with a string of ellipses.
【…】
Zhou Bing was a little confused, and didn't understand what Jiao Lei was trying to express, so he followed suit and replied with two strings of ellipsis.
【………】
Jiao Lei returned a series of ellipses.
【…】
Zhoubing was even more confused, and then returned three strings of ellipses.
【………………】
This time Jiao Lei replied with text.
[The ellipsis means—refused to exchange information. 】
Zhou Bing was knocked down on the sofa by Lei's "Ku Tong", and his four claws twitched and shouted at the ceiling: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"
Father Qi: "..." Do you need a full body checkup before adoption?
The author has something to say: [Small Theater]
Brother Niao bit the small handkerchief: "Hey~~~ The male ticket doesn't want me anymore, hey~~~~~~~~~~"
Cake master wears sunglasses and carries a big knife: "Whoever robbed my brother's male ticket, spit it out for me, is it you? Or you? Look at the knife!!!"
Brother Lei: […]
The Cake Master went crazy: "Again, Nima is an ellipsis, go play with it!!"
☆, so it is
After driving around the main road of Nan County, Qi Ran would go in to any roast duck restaurant and ask if there was any roast goose.I found two restaurants selling roast goose, and I could tell by the smell alone. The roast goose in that store was not the kind that Si Xiaonian ate, the taste was much worse.
The electric car was parked next to the vegetable market, and Qi Ran sat in the car and called Niuge.
"Have you found out who sold the clothes?"
At the beginning of June, a group of people went to his and Si Xiaonian's birdhouse to warm the house. Sun Dexing revealed that someone in the school basket was selling his and Niuge's clothes. After returning, Niuge began to look for this person in the school basket.
"What are you looking for?" Hearing that Niuge was sleeping, it took a few seconds before he figured out what Qi Ran was asking.
"Oh, you said about buying your underpants... No one has been found yet. Isn't it summer vacation? Next semester, I specially put a pair of your underpants in the lounge. Let's lure the snake out of the hole..."
Qi Ran was a little impatient: "Don't talk nonsense, the person who sold it didn't find it, so did the person who bought it?"
Niu Ge yawned and said slowly: "The buyer is easy to find, I heard about it from Sun Dexing..."
Qi Ran opened the car door and got out of the car, pressed the fire and asked, "Turn off that monster Sun Dexing!"
Niuger heard
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