Our cheerleading squad has a unique style
Chapter 3, I actually flushed the toilet.
Qi Ran was speechless, and he had read countless films. He had never seen such a thing done on the toilet.
Qi Ran was so tired that he closed his eyes and immediately fell asleep. Si Xiaonian stuffed the two people's clothes into the washing machine, and took off the soiled sofa cover to wash. The toilet seat was cracked by the two of them sitting on it. Take the phone and write down the brand and model, and change it quickly tomorrow, otherwise Qi Ran will not finish it in a few days if he finds out about that matter.
After everything was packed, he took out the photos hidden under the coffee table and put them together with the thick dozen of photos.The photo he saw just now was the one of Qi Ran in his high school uniform.
Qi Ran in high school is as green as the green fruit on the highest branch, full of sunshine, while Qi Ran as a teenager is as tender as the period when the green fruit was growing white fluff.
Today, Qi Ran once said that he was jealous of Xia Weishen and Jiao Lei.
Why isn't he jealous of that pervert, he is also jealous of the person who accompanied Qi Ran through that time, even he is jealous of that pervert.
The events of this day stuffed his whole body full of bloating, and he had nowhere to vent the pain. He always wanted to vent, but was afraid that once he vented, it would be out of control.
In fact, it has gotten out of hand.
He saw Qi Ran lying on his side with his back to the small living room, wearing only a pair of boxers.Si Xiaonian turned off the light and went to bed again, in Qi Ran's dizzy, tired and stupid state.
"Si Xiaonian, I want to do my best and die..."
This time, Si Xiaonian brought T in, so he didn't get up to clean up, and just fell asleep like this.
At seven o'clock in the morning, Qi Ran's biological clock told him to get up and turn on the water. After a little movement, he patted Si Xiaonian who had just fallen asleep, and said in a hoarse voice, "Brother dei, take it out, my bird wants to pee, Hey, are you a morning|boo, you are still like this all the time, have you taken medicine..."
Qi Ran couldn't hold back enough, and finally took Si Xiaonian away by himself, it was really hard to leave.
Both of them were late for class on Monday morning.Si Xiaonian slept until [-]:[-], and went back to the cage to sleep until [-]:[-]. He was almost carried downstairs by Si Xiaonian under his armpit, and then carried off from Xiaohuang's motorcycle and transferred to the boss and Lu Lu.
Today is destined to be the same as yesterday.
Before eleven o'clock, Si Xiaonian slipped out of the back door of the lecture theater and rode a yellow motorcycle straight to the North District.
In the parking lot of the North District campus, Si Xiaonian found the car where Sun Dexing sent his photo.
MINI-CLUBMAN, tail number 0219.
The butt of the MINI rear car is very dazzling, with a large piece of dazzling bright yellow leopard print, so that people who see this decorative effect will think that the owner of the car should be a wild person, and they will guess that it is a girl's car.On the console in front of the co-pilot, there were three crayon shin-chan cartoon villains with twisted buttocks, shy and cheap.
Very interesting perversion of...
If Sun Dexing's information is true.
Si Xiaonian wore a baseball cap, and when he went out in the morning, Qi Ran didn't forget to get him a hat even though he was in a coma all the time.
With his baseball cap upside down, Si Xiaonian sat upside down on the back seat of the little yellow motorcycle, with his elbows resting on the back of the back seat and his arms stretched out. He was facing the rear of the MINI, and the little yellow motorcycle was parked opposite. In the open space of the parking space, it was sandwiched between two SUVs.
Just after eleven o'clock, the parking lot began to come in many students one after another.
Si Xiaonian held a photo on his long outstretched fingers - Qi Ran and that handsome boy stood side by side and hugged each other, Qi Ran hugged this man's shoulders, turned his head and smiled at this man very erotically, and this The person's hand is on Qi Ran's waist, and the smile is sweet.
What a pair of dogs and men!
The rear lights of the MINI flashed twice, and Si Xiaonian suddenly raised his sharp eyelids like a cheetah.
"Are you coming in the afternoon?" The girl's voice was very sweet.
"No, I can finish writing at home, the computer room is too stuffy." It was a clear boy.
Si Xiaonian fixed his eyes on the boy who was speaking and looked sideways, then glanced at the photo, and found that it was not exactly the same. The boy with his arms around his waist in the photo seemed to be him two years ago. Compared with the person who opened the rear door of the MINI at this time, A lot tender.
It seems that there are too many YYs, and it is easy to get old!
Si Xiaonian circled his thumb and index finger into his mouth and whistled.
When Liu Hongji turned around and looked behind him, a photo was thrown towards his face, unbiased, and the photo was taken on the side of his face.
"Crack!" There was a crisp sound.
Si Xiaonian was still sitting upside down on the back seat of the little yellow motorcycle, with a narrow smile on the corner of his mouth, fixedly looking at Liu Hongji who took the photo from his face.
The moment the photo came into view, Liu Hongji's face turned cold when he looked at the photo, and he looked fierce.
Si Xiaonian liked his expression very much.
He smiled and asked, "Let's discuss, how about being my boyfriend?"
The author has something to say: Good night!
【small theater】
Brother Bird (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻: "Just ask you! Why am I called 'Bird Brother'?! Why hasn't it been my turn yet?!!!"
The teacher repaired the toilet: "Because you sound nice, so..."
Brother Bird kicked the toilet angrily: "Shut up! Speak well!"
☆、Fake Boyfriend ([-])
The visual impression of Liu Hongji from the front is much softer than from the side, while the edges and corners of the side are too sharp, giving off a cold and cold feeling.
Si Xiaonian suddenly felt that Liu Hongji, who had a strong sense of coldness, was a good match for Qi Ran, who was cold and serious in appearance.
"The photo P is not bad." Si Xiaonian commented sincerely.
In that thick dozen of photos, there are quite a few photos where he was taken out and replaced with Liu Hongji. On the one hand, he wanted to be furious, but on the other hand, he felt that the people who did this were pitiful. Sure enough, poor people must have something to hate .
"You don't deserve it!" Liu Hongji gritted his teeth when he said these three words.
Si Xiaonian observed Liu Hongji with the attitude of a semi-professional law student. This person has the potential to be a high-level criminal. Even if he slapped him in the face with a photo, he just gritted his teeth and expressed his feelings directly, and did not attack anyone violently. .People who are too calm often accumulate their emotions in their hearts habitually. After reaching a peak, in order to vent, in order to make themselves seem to continue to be calm and self-sufficient, they will vent in various ways, and crimes will be hidden in it.
And the person in front of him obviously turned himself into a pervert who was about to break the law.
"You have done so much for him... Guess Qi Ran knows you?" Si Xiaonian rarely revealed a mocking expression.
In Liu Hongji's eyes, his understated sarcasm was like a thousand tons of explosives.
"I don't need it! I don't need it! I love him! You don't deserve it!" Liu Hongji still had some rationality remaining, his voice was the lowest, and he yelled in a low voice while striding towards Si Xiaonian.
Si Xiaonian slowly got off the back seat of Xiaohuang's motorcycle, and stood beside the rear wheel, waiting for Liu Hongji to approach.
"... Stay away from him! You bitch! You caused him to be thrown on the Internet! You caused him to be ridiculed by so many people! He studied medicine, and without you he would have successfully passed the postgraduate study! Do you know what you did?! !" Liu Hongji shouted more and more excited, and the computer bag on one shoulder fell to the ground with a "boom".
Si Xiaonian originally wanted to wait for someone to approach him before he punched or kicked him, but he felt sullen since he saw the photos at noon yesterday.
That's his Qi Ran!His alone!Who the hell isn't possessive yet!
But when he heard Liu Hongji yelling maniacally, "Without you, he would have passed the graduate school smoothly! Do you know what you did?" He frowned and had no time to react, feeling like a sap in the face.
When Si Xiaonian was stunned for a moment, Liu Hongji picked up the computer bag that fell on the floor and threw it at Si Xiaonian.
Throwing someone with a computer bag is really not a bad person, but because Si Xiaonian was so dazed that he didn't take precautions, the computer bag hit Si Xiaonian's forehead firmly. Coming out soon.
When Si Xiaonian felt that his eyebrows were sticking to the heat, he raised his foot and kicked Liu Hongji who was about to hit him again.
With a kick in the chest, Liu Hongji flew back to the back of his flamboyant MINI car with his computer bag in his arms.
The students and teachers who came in to pick up their cars in the parking lot one after another found that there was a fight and began to gather around to watch.
Si Xiaonian wiped the blood that was about to flow into his eyes with the back of his hand, walked to the rear of the MINI, raised his hand and pushed Liu Hongji, who was struggling to get up, to the ground. Half of Liu Hongji's face was hidden under the car. From a distance, it looks like a worker repairing a car under the car.
Si Xiaonian was a little apprehensive to touch Liu Hongji, especially when he was pinching Liu Hongji's neck at this time. This kind of skin contact with strangers and people he hated made him feel sick.
Si Xiaonian: "If you are sick, hurry up and see him. Stay away from Qi Ran, and don't let me find out that you photographed him and bought his things..."
Liu Hongji suddenly sneered darkly: "I not only have his clothes, shorts, and the mat he slept on, but also his water glass. Do you want to know how it came here..."
Si Xiaonian didn't wait for Liu Hongji to finish speaking, and punched him in the side of the face.
Liu Hongji didn't shut up, but wanted to talk, and he wanted to talk endlessly: "He gave it to me in high school, and it took me a year to give it to me. He gave it to me as a graduation gift..."
Si Xiaonian couldn't take it anymore and punched again, irrationally hitting someone would only make him angrier and angrier. Thinking of this, he had already withdrawn his strength when he struck.
"The two of us, Qi Ran and I, have been hanging side by side on the school bulletin board for two years in high school. He and I..."
Si Xiaonian stood on the ground with one hand and slowly got up, only to find that he was being led astray by a lunatic.
"Stay away from my boyfriend! If I can find your sister, I can find your parents, as well as Professor Xu from the law school! You dragged him around and made him lose his chance to graduate school. Chengshan University won't even accept him. He is a graduate student, broom star!"
Si Xiaonian had already rested his hand on the handlebar of the little yellow motorcycle. When he heard the word "broom star", his body paused, and he turned to see Liu Hongji sitting with his back against the rear of the motorcycle. Getting on the little yellow motorcycle turned around and slammed on the gas pedal, and jumped between Liu Hongji's spread legs. Liu Hongji was so scared that his back was tightly pressed against the car, and he kept pulling his butt back, for fear that his ass would be crushed.
"You! You lunatic!" Liu Hongji's face turned pale with fright.
The front wheel of Xiaohuang's motorcycle barely stopped in front of Liu Hongji's crotch, exactly, and if he moved a little further, Liu Hong would definitely be useless.
Si Xiaonian leaned on the handlebars, looked down at Liu Hongji who was about to piss, and said slowly: "You provided me with the evidence, thank you!" He shook the few photos he took out from his pocket. , and raised the phone again: "Thanks for the recording!"
Even though Liu Hongji is a computer student, he is not legally illiterate. For so many years of special hobbies and "collection" aimed at Qi Ran, he never thought that one day he would make a big splash, whether it be excessive admiration or abnormal psychological possession. , he knew while he was still sane that it was against the law.
And now he's messing with a law student.
Made another low-level mistake.
"You haven't thought about it, have you?" Si Xiaonian sat up straight, looking down at Liu Hongji exuding a violent breath in his panic.
"You must know my address... Send me everything, photos, clothes, shorts, water glasses, what else? It's best to solve it once, don't let me find you a second time, otherwise I won't come alone It's over." Si Xiaonian's words were mostly warnings.
Liu Hongji's whole body was stiff when he heard that, his eyes wished he could stretch out a hand and tear the person in front of him to pieces, that level of viciousness was unprecedented.
Si Xiaonian felt it.
"Do you want to see the client? Do you want to hear him ask you directly? Isn't your hobby a year or two? If Qi Ran knows, I guess——based on what you know about him, it's because you haven't dared to approach him for so many years His reason?" This sentence is neither a threat nor a warning, but a reasonable guess.
Si Xiaonian could see that Liu Hongji might have a deeper understanding of Qi Ran than he did, otherwise, with a psychotic IQ, he would have stalked Qi Ran long ago instead of suppressing himself as a pervert.
This kind of result can be brought about, on the one hand, it is due to Liu Hongji's character, and on the other hand, it is Liu Hongji's understanding of Ran's temperament.
Liu Hongji was full of hatred, his teeth were "creaking", his hands were clenched tightly, and his joints made a horrible "cracking" sound.
"I don't want to do anything to you, but I'm not the Holy Mother either. Put away your dirty thoughts, keep your claws away, and don't let me find out that you still want to get close to him." His demeanor towards Liu Hongji pushed Liu Hongji, who had been suppressed by implied violence for a long time, to the edge of emotion.
"Also - stay away from my family." Si Xiaonian was especially worried about Si Danian, the fragility of a pregnant woman is unpredictable, and he didn't want any accidents to happen to Si Danian because of him and Qi Ran.
"You are not worthy!" Seeing Si Xiaonian turning around to leave, Liu Hongji spit out these three words for a long time, each word was as sharp as a cone.
Si Xiaonian was very puzzled, how could he be unworthy of Qi Ran, which made Liu Hongji so resentful and unwilling.
However, Liu Hongji is right about one thing. If the school is very concerned about same-sex relationships, even has the idea of suppressing Qi Ran, and even has an attitude other than professional grades, Qi Ran will take the postgraduate entrance examination independently in the future. His grades are good enough to be guaranteed. Whether it's research or research, Chengshan University probably won't accept Qi Ran as a graduate student.
Si Xiaonian raised his wrist to wipe away the blood that was about to flow into his eyes again, his heart was so stuffy and panicked that he couldn't breathe.
After all, they are the party without the right to speak.
After watering the nozzles with green plants, Si Xiaonian got out of the car and used his hands to wash off the blood stains on his forehead and eyebrows, and then went to the supermarket to buy band-aids. Three small band-aids had to be placed side by side to cover the wound from the hairline to the edge of the eyebrows.In the end, Si Xiaonian bought a super large Band-Aid, which stuck to half of his forehead, and the hat was turned upside down slightly to cover the large Band-Aid.
Qi Ran stood on the steps waiting for Si Xiaonian, his butt hurt so he didn't dare to sit down.
"Emma! This sei, isn't this like Xiaonian in our family! Isn't this Mr. four times a night! Aww, beg for a hug!" Qi Ran acted it out as soon as he saw Si Xiaonian, with both voice and emotion, dialect and body Language, Si Xiaonian grinned.
When Si Xiaonian got off the car, he really gave Qi Ran a hug. Qi Ran was standing on the second-to-last step, and Si Xiaonian hugged him directly off the steps.
Qi Ran: "..."
Si Xiaonian: "If you have any other requests, just ask."
Boyfriend power max!Qi Ran was dumbfounded.
Qi Ran narrowed his eyes: "Did I behave too well last night? How do you feel that you love me more today than yesterday?"
Si Xiaonian continued, "Be obedient tonight, and love you even more tomorrow."
Qi Ran slapped his thigh: "It's true! The sexual blessings obtained by selling chrysanthemums are all fucking illusions!"
Si Xiaonian was dying of laughter: "You don't want to use chrysanthemums, what else can you use?"
Si Xiaonian suddenly cheered up Xiao Huang's motorcycle, Qi Ran flashed his waist, and quickly hugged Si Xiaonian tightly.
Having succeeded, Si Xiaonian held the handlebar with one hand, and grabbed the two hands clasped on his stomach with the other, and finally felt at ease.
Qi Ran: "Damn it! My waist! There is no chrysanthemum, Brother Bird still has a big bird, otherwise what is the use of me wanting this big bird?!"
What he said was high-spirited, as if he was about to take out a bird and fight for [-] rounds on the battlefield in the next second.
Si Xiaonian: "The big bird will be used later to catch insects."
Qi Ran suddenly raised his neck and howled like a wolf: "Storm~~Kill~~Heaven~~Things~~Ah~~~"
On the way to the hospital by bicycle, the two ate a hamburger set meal first, and then went to the hospital to register and queue up, and the re-examination number was quickly lined up.First remove the fixation, then take an X-ray, and finally look at the results. After nearly a month of fixation, Qi Ran's ligaments recovered well.The doctor still suggested to continue the immobilization for two weeks. This time, the light knee joint was replaced, and the whole leg became much lighter.
After removing the rigid fixation, Qi Ran moved his ankle and said, "I feel like I can go to the sky just by lifting my foot."
Doctor: "Don't mind! Last week, a junior high school kid felt that he was as light as a swallow, and couldn't help but want to try his own lightness skills. He jumped up from the steps of our gate, and then 'pa Da'... just left for 5 minutes, and then came back and fixed it again."
Qi Ran listened to the straight music, but Si Xiaonian felt that what the doctor was talking about was Qi Ran. This idiot could really perform a performance of being as light as a swallow for him in a while, and then... stay fixed for two months.
This fool!
Si Xiaonian thought about illuminating Qi with his hands, then snorted.
Qi Ran sat in front of the doctor waiting to be fixed, looked up to see that Si Xiaonian was still wearing a hat in the room, and reached out to take it off.
Qi Ran: "..."
Si Xiaonian was so busy that he forgot that half of his forehead was covered with a Band-Aid.His hair was covered with sweat around the hat, and after Qi Ran took off his hat, he immediately felt a lot cooler, and raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead.When the back of his hand touched the Band-Aid, he paused, his eyes drifted to the doctor first, the doctor concentrated on writing the medical records, and then he went to look at Qi Ran.
Si Xiaonian lied extremely calmly: "Riding Xiao Huang to pick you up, I fell down on the way."
Qi Ran is not really stupid, especially when it comes to Si Xiaonian's matter, his IQ is low even at the highest value.
He stretched out his hand and squeezed Si Xiaonian's four fingers: "Don't say yes! Just wait!"
Si Xiaonian glanced at the doctor again, and the doctor just looked up at Qi Ran: "Go to the bed and lie down."
Si Xiaonian breathed a sigh of relief for the time being, he also knew that he was flustered, and it was a bit low-level.
If Liu Hongji sent photos to Si Danian to threaten him, if Qi Ran knew about it.According to Qi Ran's violent temper, it is estimated that Liu Hongji will be flattened into a laptop.
Moreover, he didn't want Qi Ran to see Liu Hongji, and he didn't want Qi Ran to touch Liu Hongji, even in the form of a beating.
His abnormal possessiveness is actually no different from Liu Hongji.
I didn't intend to keep concealing Qi Ran, one day I will confess, but not now.
When he was confused yesterday, he even thought that Qi Ran really had a relationship with Liu Hongji before him.
But judging from Liu Hongji's reaction, Qi Ran and Liu Hongji should not have had such a relationship.
A lot of "he thought" came from the photos Liu Hongji showed him, and Liu Hongji's obsession with the non-existent past misled him. At certain moments of uncertainty, he almost thought that Qi Ran and Liu Hongji had once They are very close lovers.
When he came out of Flower.coffee at noon yesterday, this thought came to him out of the blue, and it almost didn't irritate him to death.
In short, many thoughts came together, and he didn't want Qi Ran to meet Liu Hongji for the time being, and he didn't want Liu Hongji to see Qi Ran.
He is a pervert!
After finishing the second fix, Qi Ran didn't need to be supported when he walked. He dragged Si Xiaonian angrily to make another call, and treated the wound on his forehead. The iron zipper was smashed and pulled downwards Under the circumstances, after scraping off the flesh, there were some hideous wounds.
Si Xiaonian was as calm as a popsicle the whole time. In fact, Qi Ran was grinding his teeth behind him. He heard it clearly. He despised the band-aid and the doctor added fuel to the fire by asking: "Did you fight?"
At that time, Qi Ran poked Si Xiaonian on the back of Si Xiaonian, and asked specifically: "You and Xiao Huang had a fight, didn't you?" hurt.
Si Xiaonian blinked and licked his lips: "...um."
The author has something to say: I will release the nutrient solution list tomorrow, and I still haven’t eaten~~~~
【small theater】
Brother Bird: "Mom, my boyfriend said that my big bird is for catching bugs."
Mother: "Be good! Listen to what the boy says, and obediently help my mother catch bugs in the future. My mother will let you fight back as soon as possible."
Brother Bird: "Wow~~ That's it! My boy voted four times last night, my mother didn't want [-] rounds, how about eight times a night?"
The leader: "Okay, eight times tonight, come, drink this row of kidney treasures first."
Brother Bird: "Hey~ Is the toilet seat repaired?"
☆, cake master
The man who got into a fight with Xiao Huang of the electric car had a large piece of gauze on his forehead. Because it was hot summer, he had to change the gauze once a day according to the doctor's advice. more.
Standing under the awning of the hospital gate, Qi Ran rubbed his chin with one hand on his hips, and said thoughtfully: "Let's find a temple to worship this week. We haven't stopped running to the hospital recently. Why is Mercury retrograde?"
Si Xiaonian didn't really want to answer the question, he had to explain how his forehead was scratched as soon as he opened his mouth.He dropped the sentence "I'll pick up the car." Then he hurried away.
Qi Ran muttered to Si Xiaonian's back: "It's really domineering to pick up the car. Those who didn't know thought you were picking up the big Didi."
Si Xiaonian laughed as he walked, he really wanted to slap his mouth back and slap him.
Because of the gauze on his forehead, he couldn't wear a hat to shade him from the sun. When he rode back to Chengshan University, Si Xiaonian's cheeks and the bridge of his nose were flushed, and the bridge of his nose was seriously bruised.
Si Xiaonian got out of the car to buy a ponytail for Qi Ran. He had just removed the fixed legs and couldn't bear to stand for a long time. Qi Ran was in the laboratory all afternoon and said he wanted a small ponytail that was easy to carry.Si Xiaonian got out of the car and left, Qi Ran also locked the car, got out of the car and went into a pharmacy by the side of the road, where he bought two ice packs and a box of cooling stickers.
When Si Xiaonian came back with a folding camping pony, Qi Ran had already returned and was taking off the cooling stickers.
"Come on! Raise your handsome face." Qi Ran squeezed the cooling sticker with both hands and put it on Si Xiaonian's face.
A cool mint smell rushed into the nostrils, and the dryness and heat suddenly dropped. Si Xiaonian turned his face up and let Qi Ran stick it without asking.
The cooling stickers stretched across Si Xiaonian's handsome nose, taking care of the tanned cheeks on both sides. Apart from being unsightly, the senses are still very good.
The burning sensation on his face disappeared immediately, Si Xiaonian stepped into the car, and touched Qi Ran's lower abdomen with his hand back: "It's not in vain."
Qi Ran "paji" put a sticker on his plump forehead, and immediately became cool: "What's the difference between this and 'true filial piety'?"
Si Xiaonian: "Can your filial person have sex with you?"
Qi Ran rested his chin on Si Xiaonian's shoulder, turned his face and brushed his lips against his earlobe, and smiled cheaply: "Yes, godfather."
Si Xiaonian endured and endured so that he didn't throw him off, and said through gritted teeth, "Good boy, godfather loves you tonight."
Qi Ran buried his face in Si Xiaohou's neck and gawked foolishly, unable to extricate himself.
In front of the laboratory building, Qi Ran gave Si Xiaonian an ice pack: "Go into the classroom and put on the cooling patch, and apply it with an ice pack." While talking, he did not forget to rub Si Xiaonian's face with the back of his hand to take advantage of it.
Si Xiaonian put the ice pack into his backpack and asked, "I'm going to No. [-] Middle School to find Jiao Lei after class, are you going?"
Qi Ran's eyes widened: "Why don't you go! Go! You must go!"
The meaning of Si Xiaonian's smile is unclear.
Qi Ran poked Si Xiaonian on the shoulder: "Tell you! I'm so sore! I don't care if he is a buddy or what, I will remember you about Si Xiaonian forever!"
Si Xiaonian saw that Qi Ran was going to be energetic again, so he stepped on the gas quickly.
Qi Ran was still shouting loudly behind him: "I can't finish with you!!"
As the end of get out of class was approaching, Si Xiaonian received a message from Si Danian, asking him if he could make it through.Because Si Danian is pregnant, he has been struggling with how to tell Si Danian about him and Qi Ran. He is more inclined to conceal it. From Si Danian's speculation yesterday that he is only unrequitedly in love with Qi Ran, it can be seen that his sister He couldn't accept that he was like Xia Weishen at all, Si Danian almost equated the ending of his life with Xia Weishen and Jiao Lei.
If you don't want to provoke Si Danian, you can only choose to be wronged.But he didn't want to wrong Qi Ran.
After class, the two rode to No. [-] Middle School by bicycle.
The three of them went to the old place to eat rice noodles. Jiao Lei proposed that he had been back for such a long time, and every time he passed by this old shop, he would just take a look at it, watch the people eating inside, and go back to a few years ago by looking at the scene.
"Is it right to add sesame oil?" Qi Ran explained to the two silent people very politely.
In the fat beef rice noodles for four people, Qi Ran poured half a bottle of sesame oil, and the boss grinned when he saw it.
Jiao Lei ate in silence, frowning from time to time, smiling at the corners of his mouth from time to time, and looking at Si Xiaonian in a daze from time to time.Looking at it, Qi Ran wanted to hide Si Xiaonian in his pocket.
Si Xiaonian looked like he was eating alone, he ignored Jiao Lei and Qi Ran on the surface, but he couldn't ignore him in his heart, he seemed calm on the surface, and his mind was overwhelmed.
"Is it delicious?" Jiao Lei looked at Si Xiaonian and asked quietly.
Qi Ran also looked at Si Xiaonian.
Si Xiaonian said truthfully: "The taste has changed,... right?"
Jiao Lei smiled with a strong sense of tenderness, especially when facing Si Xiaonian, he reached out and rubbed Si Xiaonian's forehead: "Yes,...don't forget it, the smell is wrong."
Qi Ran felt relieved and suddenly enlightened, it's better to be Nima.
Si Xiaonian kept staring at the rice noodles in his bowl when Jiao Lei was talking, and when he heard this, he raised his eyelids and looked at Jiao Lei.
Don't forget about it...
It doesn't taste right...
Jiao Lei is persuading him, but also persuading himself.
The three of them walked back to school from the restaurant, and students or teachers greeted Jiao Lei along the way.
Si Xiaonian: "Brother Lei, do you live on campus?"
Jiao Lei turned his head to look at Si Xiaonian: "Well, the classroom and dormitory are not bad, let's sit and sit in a while."
Si Xiaonian didn't ask about Jiao Lei's family, because the three families used to be neighbors in the same community, so they knew roughly that Jiao Lei's mother died of a heart attack two years ago, and Jiao Lei's father, like Xia Weishen's father, remarried and remarried. education.
At this time, the bell for evening self-study in the high school department rang.
Jiao Lei: "You two go shopping first, I'll go to the high school to take a look around."
Si Xiaonian wanted to ask, who is that person who doesn't know you, but he couldn't ask.
The two wandered around Si Xiaonian's alma mater aimlessly. The campus was very clean in the evening. Si Xiaonian introduced the function of each building to Qi Ran like a tour guide, which classroom he was in when he was in junior high school, and which building he was in when he was in high school. Attend class.
While talking, suddenly thought of something, Si Xiaonian pulled Qi Ran to stand in front of the high school bulletin board, and said, "I was on the bulletin board once in my first year of high school."
Qi Ran immediately jumped into the pit, patted the glass of the bulletin board proudly and said, "I seem to have been hanging on the bulletin board of Nanxian No. [-] Middle School for three years in high school."
Si Xiaonian asked as if his heart had been grabbed, "Are you alone?"
Qi Ran: "Surely not, don't you see that your bulletin board also has the top rankings in each grade?"
Si Xiaonian was a little proud again: "Then from the first year of high school to the third year of high school, you were the top of the list every year?"
Qi Ran put his arms on the glass of the bulletin board, and gave Si Xiaolai a glass wall, and leaned closer and said, "You are allowed to worship me for two seconds."
Si Xiaonian couldn't continue to ask, his thoughts went astray completely, he hooked Qi Ran's finger with his fingers, and said, "That's great!"
Qi Ran was agitated and didn't look at it, but he could only sigh: "I can't do anything here!" He said as he brushed Si Xiaonian's lower lip with his thumb, almost like a ravage, "I want to take a bite."
"Cough!" Jiao Lei didn't know when he stood on the stairs beside the bulletin board, coughed and asked, "Is it over?"
The two of them separated from the puppy love student who was caught by the dean in a panic, and they didn't dare to look at Jiao Lei in embarrassment.
Si Xiaonian suddenly laughed out of embarrassment.
This time Jiao Lei was embarrassed, so he pushed Si Xiaonian's head and said in a deep voice, "Don't laugh!"
Qi Ran blinked at Si Xiaonian: What's going on?
Si Xiaonian also blinked at Qi Ran: History repeats itself.
Qi Ran made a suddenly realized expression, glanced at Jiao Lei and blinked at Si Xiaonian: Got it.
Si Xiaonian blinked back again: How smart.
Jiao Lei couldn't bear to watch it any longer, and the hard-bodied man was forced to roll his eyes.
The two walked behind Jiao Lei, thinking that Jiao Lei was going to take them to the classrooms and dormitories, but they didn't want Jiao Lei to take them to the wall behind the high school teaching building.
The three of them just stood under the fence, when suddenly half a head popped out from the wall, and the owner of the head climbed up the wall with great effort, without checking whether there was anyone below, "Ku Tom" landed on the ground with a neat and handsome movement , it looks like a habitual offender.
Unfortunately, the habitual offender was surrounded by three seniors today.
"Damn it!" The boy who had just turned over from the top of the wall was wearing a school uniform. When he saw three people standing at the bottom of the wall, his four paws were so frightened that they immediately grasped the wall, wishing to turn into a gecko and quickly climb back outside the wall.
"Old, hello teacher! Hey~~~ Teacher Jiao, you scared me to death." The boy saw that the person standing under the wall was Jiao Lei. hand greeting.
Si Xiaonian was stunned, his brows were slowly furrowed, and he had a sense of time turning back.
Jiao Lei asked with a paralyzed face, "I'm late, what did you do?"
The boy stood up straight and his hair reached Jiao Lei's chin. He was less than 1.8 meters tall, with a young face, handsome and delicate features, and a heroic spirit. He smiled cutely and cutely.
"Just, buy something, there will be no next time, teacher! I promise!" The boy swore by raising three fingers.
Jiao Lei looked at the boy without blinking, as if he was brewing a monstrous anger, but also seemed to be suppressing it.
Jiao Lei: "You promised three times this week."
The boy felt wronged and flattened his mouth: "Teacher, my mother came to see me, I haven't seen her for a long time..."
Jiao Lei lowered his eyelids and didn't look at the boy: "Don't take this as an example, find the self-study teacher to make up for the leave."
The boy suddenly changed from aggrieved and sad to a sunny face, and bowed 90° to Jiao Lei: "Thank you teacher! You are so kind, teacher! Teacher Jiao is the most handsome!" Bowing while bypassing Jiao Lei, he turned around and started to run.
"Xia Weishen?" Si Xiaonian turned his head and called out to the familiar figure.
The boy turned around with a grumpy face, and shouted: "Damn! You are sick! My fucking name is Zhou! Cake! Zhou Cake! Jay Chou's Zhou, pancakes, pancakes, oil cakes, all kinds of cakes, don't you know how to do it? Write, please call me Cake Master!"
Obviously, this is not the first time that this pastry master has been mistaken for Xia Weishen, and he has been mistaken for so many times that he has even reached the point of being irritable and angry.
Si Xiaonian's expression was astonished, he opened his lips lightly, and opened them several times without saying anything.
"Slap!" Qi Ran suddenly appeared from behind Zhou Bing at some point, and slapped the arrogant baker on the back of the head.
When Si Xiaonian saw Jiao Lei's hands clenched into fists, his jaw muscles suddenly became hard.
Qi Ran poked Zhou Bing's temple with his index finger: "Little brat, talk to me! Get a beating!"
"Ouch~~~ My head hurts, what the hell! It hurts from jumping and jumping, I'm so dizzy~ Lan Shou wants to vomit~ Teacher Jiao! Teacher Jiao! Where are you?!" Like a hooligan, when he is strong, he is weak. He will not be left behind even if he tricks people into acting and even fucks a poor little character for himself.
Si Xiaonian suddenly laughed, especially when the four of them had different expressions.This ghostly cleverness is so similar!
Jiao Lei walked to Zhou Bing's side step by step, and hugged Master Bing, who was so weak that he was about to snatch his face in the next moment.
"Damn! Has your brain grown up? How the hell have you learned to touch you! Are there enough students and teachers in No. [-] Middle School for you to touch?" Qi Ran has never seen such a bastard.
Zhou Bing made an ugly grimace: "Do you care? Who are you! The holy place of high school, you and other bums can come in, guard! Security! Teacher Jiao! Come on..."
"Crack! Crack!"
"Ow ooh..."
Under the care of Mr. Jiao, the arrogant baker was still whipped by Qi Ran, who ruled all kinds of little kids.
Zhou Cake: "You wait! We are endless! If you have the ability, you wait for me to finish class! One-on-one, no, I am too young, group fights, I will let you! Three-on-one, if you have the guts, don't go!"
Si Xiaonian grabbed Qi Ran who was about to run away again, and watched Jiao Lei take away Zhou Bing's head under his arm.
"It's definitely not Xia Weishen, so I'll fuck it! If this little brat is Xia Weishen, wouldn't Jiao Lei be in great trouble in this life." Qi Ran pinched his waist with both hands, angrily talking endlessly.
Si Xiaonian always had a stretched smile on his lips: "Xia Weishen used to be skinnier than Zhoubing, and took a class of boys to beat Jiao Lei alone in the sports specialty class."
Qi Ran laughed angrily, and sincerely commented: "It's too shameless, how could Jiao Lei fall into the hands of such a person."
Si Xiaonian: "The boys in a class let Jiao Lei tidy up all by themselves, but Xia Weishen escaped intact. Afterwards, Jiao Lei blocked Xia Weishen by himself at the school gate every day after class."
Jiao Lei said that it was the preferential treatment that belonged exclusively to Xia Weishen - Xia Weishen had never been the only one he had singled out.
☆、15 years old
Jiao Lei's single dormitory has only a single bed and a suitcase, no desk or cabinet, and the narrow bathroom only has soap, towels and slippers.
It gives people a feeling that they will not live permanently and are ready to go at any time.
Leaning against the window, Qi Ran turned her head and saw two photo frames side by side at the head of the bed.One is a group photo of three people, fourteen
Qi Ran was so tired that he closed his eyes and immediately fell asleep. Si Xiaonian stuffed the two people's clothes into the washing machine, and took off the soiled sofa cover to wash. The toilet seat was cracked by the two of them sitting on it. Take the phone and write down the brand and model, and change it quickly tomorrow, otherwise Qi Ran will not finish it in a few days if he finds out about that matter.
After everything was packed, he took out the photos hidden under the coffee table and put them together with the thick dozen of photos.The photo he saw just now was the one of Qi Ran in his high school uniform.
Qi Ran in high school is as green as the green fruit on the highest branch, full of sunshine, while Qi Ran as a teenager is as tender as the period when the green fruit was growing white fluff.
Today, Qi Ran once said that he was jealous of Xia Weishen and Jiao Lei.
Why isn't he jealous of that pervert, he is also jealous of the person who accompanied Qi Ran through that time, even he is jealous of that pervert.
The events of this day stuffed his whole body full of bloating, and he had nowhere to vent the pain. He always wanted to vent, but was afraid that once he vented, it would be out of control.
In fact, it has gotten out of hand.
He saw Qi Ran lying on his side with his back to the small living room, wearing only a pair of boxers.Si Xiaonian turned off the light and went to bed again, in Qi Ran's dizzy, tired and stupid state.
"Si Xiaonian, I want to do my best and die..."
This time, Si Xiaonian brought T in, so he didn't get up to clean up, and just fell asleep like this.
At seven o'clock in the morning, Qi Ran's biological clock told him to get up and turn on the water. After a little movement, he patted Si Xiaonian who had just fallen asleep, and said in a hoarse voice, "Brother dei, take it out, my bird wants to pee, Hey, are you a morning|boo, you are still like this all the time, have you taken medicine..."
Qi Ran couldn't hold back enough, and finally took Si Xiaonian away by himself, it was really hard to leave.
Both of them were late for class on Monday morning.Si Xiaonian slept until [-]:[-], and went back to the cage to sleep until [-]:[-]. He was almost carried downstairs by Si Xiaonian under his armpit, and then carried off from Xiaohuang's motorcycle and transferred to the boss and Lu Lu.
Today is destined to be the same as yesterday.
Before eleven o'clock, Si Xiaonian slipped out of the back door of the lecture theater and rode a yellow motorcycle straight to the North District.
In the parking lot of the North District campus, Si Xiaonian found the car where Sun Dexing sent his photo.
MINI-CLUBMAN, tail number 0219.
The butt of the MINI rear car is very dazzling, with a large piece of dazzling bright yellow leopard print, so that people who see this decorative effect will think that the owner of the car should be a wild person, and they will guess that it is a girl's car.On the console in front of the co-pilot, there were three crayon shin-chan cartoon villains with twisted buttocks, shy and cheap.
Very interesting perversion of...
If Sun Dexing's information is true.
Si Xiaonian wore a baseball cap, and when he went out in the morning, Qi Ran didn't forget to get him a hat even though he was in a coma all the time.
With his baseball cap upside down, Si Xiaonian sat upside down on the back seat of the little yellow motorcycle, with his elbows resting on the back of the back seat and his arms stretched out. He was facing the rear of the MINI, and the little yellow motorcycle was parked opposite. In the open space of the parking space, it was sandwiched between two SUVs.
Just after eleven o'clock, the parking lot began to come in many students one after another.
Si Xiaonian held a photo on his long outstretched fingers - Qi Ran and that handsome boy stood side by side and hugged each other, Qi Ran hugged this man's shoulders, turned his head and smiled at this man very erotically, and this The person's hand is on Qi Ran's waist, and the smile is sweet.
What a pair of dogs and men!
The rear lights of the MINI flashed twice, and Si Xiaonian suddenly raised his sharp eyelids like a cheetah.
"Are you coming in the afternoon?" The girl's voice was very sweet.
"No, I can finish writing at home, the computer room is too stuffy." It was a clear boy.
Si Xiaonian fixed his eyes on the boy who was speaking and looked sideways, then glanced at the photo, and found that it was not exactly the same. The boy with his arms around his waist in the photo seemed to be him two years ago. Compared with the person who opened the rear door of the MINI at this time, A lot tender.
It seems that there are too many YYs, and it is easy to get old!
Si Xiaonian circled his thumb and index finger into his mouth and whistled.
When Liu Hongji turned around and looked behind him, a photo was thrown towards his face, unbiased, and the photo was taken on the side of his face.
"Crack!" There was a crisp sound.
Si Xiaonian was still sitting upside down on the back seat of the little yellow motorcycle, with a narrow smile on the corner of his mouth, fixedly looking at Liu Hongji who took the photo from his face.
The moment the photo came into view, Liu Hongji's face turned cold when he looked at the photo, and he looked fierce.
Si Xiaonian liked his expression very much.
He smiled and asked, "Let's discuss, how about being my boyfriend?"
The author has something to say: Good night!
【small theater】
Brother Bird (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻: "Just ask you! Why am I called 'Bird Brother'?! Why hasn't it been my turn yet?!!!"
The teacher repaired the toilet: "Because you sound nice, so..."
Brother Bird kicked the toilet angrily: "Shut up! Speak well!"
☆、Fake Boyfriend ([-])
The visual impression of Liu Hongji from the front is much softer than from the side, while the edges and corners of the side are too sharp, giving off a cold and cold feeling.
Si Xiaonian suddenly felt that Liu Hongji, who had a strong sense of coldness, was a good match for Qi Ran, who was cold and serious in appearance.
"The photo P is not bad." Si Xiaonian commented sincerely.
In that thick dozen of photos, there are quite a few photos where he was taken out and replaced with Liu Hongji. On the one hand, he wanted to be furious, but on the other hand, he felt that the people who did this were pitiful. Sure enough, poor people must have something to hate .
"You don't deserve it!" Liu Hongji gritted his teeth when he said these three words.
Si Xiaonian observed Liu Hongji with the attitude of a semi-professional law student. This person has the potential to be a high-level criminal. Even if he slapped him in the face with a photo, he just gritted his teeth and expressed his feelings directly, and did not attack anyone violently. .People who are too calm often accumulate their emotions in their hearts habitually. After reaching a peak, in order to vent, in order to make themselves seem to continue to be calm and self-sufficient, they will vent in various ways, and crimes will be hidden in it.
And the person in front of him obviously turned himself into a pervert who was about to break the law.
"You have done so much for him... Guess Qi Ran knows you?" Si Xiaonian rarely revealed a mocking expression.
In Liu Hongji's eyes, his understated sarcasm was like a thousand tons of explosives.
"I don't need it! I don't need it! I love him! You don't deserve it!" Liu Hongji still had some rationality remaining, his voice was the lowest, and he yelled in a low voice while striding towards Si Xiaonian.
Si Xiaonian slowly got off the back seat of Xiaohuang's motorcycle, and stood beside the rear wheel, waiting for Liu Hongji to approach.
"... Stay away from him! You bitch! You caused him to be thrown on the Internet! You caused him to be ridiculed by so many people! He studied medicine, and without you he would have successfully passed the postgraduate study! Do you know what you did?! !" Liu Hongji shouted more and more excited, and the computer bag on one shoulder fell to the ground with a "boom".
Si Xiaonian originally wanted to wait for someone to approach him before he punched or kicked him, but he felt sullen since he saw the photos at noon yesterday.
That's his Qi Ran!His alone!Who the hell isn't possessive yet!
But when he heard Liu Hongji yelling maniacally, "Without you, he would have passed the graduate school smoothly! Do you know what you did?" He frowned and had no time to react, feeling like a sap in the face.
When Si Xiaonian was stunned for a moment, Liu Hongji picked up the computer bag that fell on the floor and threw it at Si Xiaonian.
Throwing someone with a computer bag is really not a bad person, but because Si Xiaonian was so dazed that he didn't take precautions, the computer bag hit Si Xiaonian's forehead firmly. Coming out soon.
When Si Xiaonian felt that his eyebrows were sticking to the heat, he raised his foot and kicked Liu Hongji who was about to hit him again.
With a kick in the chest, Liu Hongji flew back to the back of his flamboyant MINI car with his computer bag in his arms.
The students and teachers who came in to pick up their cars in the parking lot one after another found that there was a fight and began to gather around to watch.
Si Xiaonian wiped the blood that was about to flow into his eyes with the back of his hand, walked to the rear of the MINI, raised his hand and pushed Liu Hongji, who was struggling to get up, to the ground. Half of Liu Hongji's face was hidden under the car. From a distance, it looks like a worker repairing a car under the car.
Si Xiaonian was a little apprehensive to touch Liu Hongji, especially when he was pinching Liu Hongji's neck at this time. This kind of skin contact with strangers and people he hated made him feel sick.
Si Xiaonian: "If you are sick, hurry up and see him. Stay away from Qi Ran, and don't let me find out that you photographed him and bought his things..."
Liu Hongji suddenly sneered darkly: "I not only have his clothes, shorts, and the mat he slept on, but also his water glass. Do you want to know how it came here..."
Si Xiaonian didn't wait for Liu Hongji to finish speaking, and punched him in the side of the face.
Liu Hongji didn't shut up, but wanted to talk, and he wanted to talk endlessly: "He gave it to me in high school, and it took me a year to give it to me. He gave it to me as a graduation gift..."
Si Xiaonian couldn't take it anymore and punched again, irrationally hitting someone would only make him angrier and angrier. Thinking of this, he had already withdrawn his strength when he struck.
"The two of us, Qi Ran and I, have been hanging side by side on the school bulletin board for two years in high school. He and I..."
Si Xiaonian stood on the ground with one hand and slowly got up, only to find that he was being led astray by a lunatic.
"Stay away from my boyfriend! If I can find your sister, I can find your parents, as well as Professor Xu from the law school! You dragged him around and made him lose his chance to graduate school. Chengshan University won't even accept him. He is a graduate student, broom star!"
Si Xiaonian had already rested his hand on the handlebar of the little yellow motorcycle. When he heard the word "broom star", his body paused, and he turned to see Liu Hongji sitting with his back against the rear of the motorcycle. Getting on the little yellow motorcycle turned around and slammed on the gas pedal, and jumped between Liu Hongji's spread legs. Liu Hongji was so scared that his back was tightly pressed against the car, and he kept pulling his butt back, for fear that his ass would be crushed.
"You! You lunatic!" Liu Hongji's face turned pale with fright.
The front wheel of Xiaohuang's motorcycle barely stopped in front of Liu Hongji's crotch, exactly, and if he moved a little further, Liu Hong would definitely be useless.
Si Xiaonian leaned on the handlebars, looked down at Liu Hongji who was about to piss, and said slowly: "You provided me with the evidence, thank you!" He shook the few photos he took out from his pocket. , and raised the phone again: "Thanks for the recording!"
Even though Liu Hongji is a computer student, he is not legally illiterate. For so many years of special hobbies and "collection" aimed at Qi Ran, he never thought that one day he would make a big splash, whether it be excessive admiration or abnormal psychological possession. , he knew while he was still sane that it was against the law.
And now he's messing with a law student.
Made another low-level mistake.
"You haven't thought about it, have you?" Si Xiaonian sat up straight, looking down at Liu Hongji exuding a violent breath in his panic.
"You must know my address... Send me everything, photos, clothes, shorts, water glasses, what else? It's best to solve it once, don't let me find you a second time, otherwise I won't come alone It's over." Si Xiaonian's words were mostly warnings.
Liu Hongji's whole body was stiff when he heard that, his eyes wished he could stretch out a hand and tear the person in front of him to pieces, that level of viciousness was unprecedented.
Si Xiaonian felt it.
"Do you want to see the client? Do you want to hear him ask you directly? Isn't your hobby a year or two? If Qi Ran knows, I guess——based on what you know about him, it's because you haven't dared to approach him for so many years His reason?" This sentence is neither a threat nor a warning, but a reasonable guess.
Si Xiaonian could see that Liu Hongji might have a deeper understanding of Qi Ran than he did, otherwise, with a psychotic IQ, he would have stalked Qi Ran long ago instead of suppressing himself as a pervert.
This kind of result can be brought about, on the one hand, it is due to Liu Hongji's character, and on the other hand, it is Liu Hongji's understanding of Ran's temperament.
Liu Hongji was full of hatred, his teeth were "creaking", his hands were clenched tightly, and his joints made a horrible "cracking" sound.
"I don't want to do anything to you, but I'm not the Holy Mother either. Put away your dirty thoughts, keep your claws away, and don't let me find out that you still want to get close to him." His demeanor towards Liu Hongji pushed Liu Hongji, who had been suppressed by implied violence for a long time, to the edge of emotion.
"Also - stay away from my family." Si Xiaonian was especially worried about Si Danian, the fragility of a pregnant woman is unpredictable, and he didn't want any accidents to happen to Si Danian because of him and Qi Ran.
"You are not worthy!" Seeing Si Xiaonian turning around to leave, Liu Hongji spit out these three words for a long time, each word was as sharp as a cone.
Si Xiaonian was very puzzled, how could he be unworthy of Qi Ran, which made Liu Hongji so resentful and unwilling.
However, Liu Hongji is right about one thing. If the school is very concerned about same-sex relationships, even has the idea of suppressing Qi Ran, and even has an attitude other than professional grades, Qi Ran will take the postgraduate entrance examination independently in the future. His grades are good enough to be guaranteed. Whether it's research or research, Chengshan University probably won't accept Qi Ran as a graduate student.
Si Xiaonian raised his wrist to wipe away the blood that was about to flow into his eyes again, his heart was so stuffy and panicked that he couldn't breathe.
After all, they are the party without the right to speak.
After watering the nozzles with green plants, Si Xiaonian got out of the car and used his hands to wash off the blood stains on his forehead and eyebrows, and then went to the supermarket to buy band-aids. Three small band-aids had to be placed side by side to cover the wound from the hairline to the edge of the eyebrows.In the end, Si Xiaonian bought a super large Band-Aid, which stuck to half of his forehead, and the hat was turned upside down slightly to cover the large Band-Aid.
Qi Ran stood on the steps waiting for Si Xiaonian, his butt hurt so he didn't dare to sit down.
"Emma! This sei, isn't this like Xiaonian in our family! Isn't this Mr. four times a night! Aww, beg for a hug!" Qi Ran acted it out as soon as he saw Si Xiaonian, with both voice and emotion, dialect and body Language, Si Xiaonian grinned.
When Si Xiaonian got off the car, he really gave Qi Ran a hug. Qi Ran was standing on the second-to-last step, and Si Xiaonian hugged him directly off the steps.
Qi Ran: "..."
Si Xiaonian: "If you have any other requests, just ask."
Boyfriend power max!Qi Ran was dumbfounded.
Qi Ran narrowed his eyes: "Did I behave too well last night? How do you feel that you love me more today than yesterday?"
Si Xiaonian continued, "Be obedient tonight, and love you even more tomorrow."
Qi Ran slapped his thigh: "It's true! The sexual blessings obtained by selling chrysanthemums are all fucking illusions!"
Si Xiaonian was dying of laughter: "You don't want to use chrysanthemums, what else can you use?"
Si Xiaonian suddenly cheered up Xiao Huang's motorcycle, Qi Ran flashed his waist, and quickly hugged Si Xiaonian tightly.
Having succeeded, Si Xiaonian held the handlebar with one hand, and grabbed the two hands clasped on his stomach with the other, and finally felt at ease.
Qi Ran: "Damn it! My waist! There is no chrysanthemum, Brother Bird still has a big bird, otherwise what is the use of me wanting this big bird?!"
What he said was high-spirited, as if he was about to take out a bird and fight for [-] rounds on the battlefield in the next second.
Si Xiaonian: "The big bird will be used later to catch insects."
Qi Ran suddenly raised his neck and howled like a wolf: "Storm~~Kill~~Heaven~~Things~~Ah~~~"
On the way to the hospital by bicycle, the two ate a hamburger set meal first, and then went to the hospital to register and queue up, and the re-examination number was quickly lined up.First remove the fixation, then take an X-ray, and finally look at the results. After nearly a month of fixation, Qi Ran's ligaments recovered well.The doctor still suggested to continue the immobilization for two weeks. This time, the light knee joint was replaced, and the whole leg became much lighter.
After removing the rigid fixation, Qi Ran moved his ankle and said, "I feel like I can go to the sky just by lifting my foot."
Doctor: "Don't mind! Last week, a junior high school kid felt that he was as light as a swallow, and couldn't help but want to try his own lightness skills. He jumped up from the steps of our gate, and then 'pa Da'... just left for 5 minutes, and then came back and fixed it again."
Qi Ran listened to the straight music, but Si Xiaonian felt that what the doctor was talking about was Qi Ran. This idiot could really perform a performance of being as light as a swallow for him in a while, and then... stay fixed for two months.
This fool!
Si Xiaonian thought about illuminating Qi with his hands, then snorted.
Qi Ran sat in front of the doctor waiting to be fixed, looked up to see that Si Xiaonian was still wearing a hat in the room, and reached out to take it off.
Qi Ran: "..."
Si Xiaonian was so busy that he forgot that half of his forehead was covered with a Band-Aid.His hair was covered with sweat around the hat, and after Qi Ran took off his hat, he immediately felt a lot cooler, and raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead.When the back of his hand touched the Band-Aid, he paused, his eyes drifted to the doctor first, the doctor concentrated on writing the medical records, and then he went to look at Qi Ran.
Si Xiaonian lied extremely calmly: "Riding Xiao Huang to pick you up, I fell down on the way."
Qi Ran is not really stupid, especially when it comes to Si Xiaonian's matter, his IQ is low even at the highest value.
He stretched out his hand and squeezed Si Xiaonian's four fingers: "Don't say yes! Just wait!"
Si Xiaonian glanced at the doctor again, and the doctor just looked up at Qi Ran: "Go to the bed and lie down."
Si Xiaonian breathed a sigh of relief for the time being, he also knew that he was flustered, and it was a bit low-level.
If Liu Hongji sent photos to Si Danian to threaten him, if Qi Ran knew about it.According to Qi Ran's violent temper, it is estimated that Liu Hongji will be flattened into a laptop.
Moreover, he didn't want Qi Ran to see Liu Hongji, and he didn't want Qi Ran to touch Liu Hongji, even in the form of a beating.
His abnormal possessiveness is actually no different from Liu Hongji.
I didn't intend to keep concealing Qi Ran, one day I will confess, but not now.
When he was confused yesterday, he even thought that Qi Ran really had a relationship with Liu Hongji before him.
But judging from Liu Hongji's reaction, Qi Ran and Liu Hongji should not have had such a relationship.
A lot of "he thought" came from the photos Liu Hongji showed him, and Liu Hongji's obsession with the non-existent past misled him. At certain moments of uncertainty, he almost thought that Qi Ran and Liu Hongji had once They are very close lovers.
When he came out of Flower.coffee at noon yesterday, this thought came to him out of the blue, and it almost didn't irritate him to death.
In short, many thoughts came together, and he didn't want Qi Ran to meet Liu Hongji for the time being, and he didn't want Liu Hongji to see Qi Ran.
He is a pervert!
After finishing the second fix, Qi Ran didn't need to be supported when he walked. He dragged Si Xiaonian angrily to make another call, and treated the wound on his forehead. The iron zipper was smashed and pulled downwards Under the circumstances, after scraping off the flesh, there were some hideous wounds.
Si Xiaonian was as calm as a popsicle the whole time. In fact, Qi Ran was grinding his teeth behind him. He heard it clearly. He despised the band-aid and the doctor added fuel to the fire by asking: "Did you fight?"
At that time, Qi Ran poked Si Xiaonian on the back of Si Xiaonian, and asked specifically: "You and Xiao Huang had a fight, didn't you?" hurt.
Si Xiaonian blinked and licked his lips: "...um."
The author has something to say: I will release the nutrient solution list tomorrow, and I still haven’t eaten~~~~
【small theater】
Brother Bird: "Mom, my boyfriend said that my big bird is for catching bugs."
Mother: "Be good! Listen to what the boy says, and obediently help my mother catch bugs in the future. My mother will let you fight back as soon as possible."
Brother Bird: "Wow~~ That's it! My boy voted four times last night, my mother didn't want [-] rounds, how about eight times a night?"
The leader: "Okay, eight times tonight, come, drink this row of kidney treasures first."
Brother Bird: "Hey~ Is the toilet seat repaired?"
☆, cake master
The man who got into a fight with Xiao Huang of the electric car had a large piece of gauze on his forehead. Because it was hot summer, he had to change the gauze once a day according to the doctor's advice. more.
Standing under the awning of the hospital gate, Qi Ran rubbed his chin with one hand on his hips, and said thoughtfully: "Let's find a temple to worship this week. We haven't stopped running to the hospital recently. Why is Mercury retrograde?"
Si Xiaonian didn't really want to answer the question, he had to explain how his forehead was scratched as soon as he opened his mouth.He dropped the sentence "I'll pick up the car." Then he hurried away.
Qi Ran muttered to Si Xiaonian's back: "It's really domineering to pick up the car. Those who didn't know thought you were picking up the big Didi."
Si Xiaonian laughed as he walked, he really wanted to slap his mouth back and slap him.
Because of the gauze on his forehead, he couldn't wear a hat to shade him from the sun. When he rode back to Chengshan University, Si Xiaonian's cheeks and the bridge of his nose were flushed, and the bridge of his nose was seriously bruised.
Si Xiaonian got out of the car to buy a ponytail for Qi Ran. He had just removed the fixed legs and couldn't bear to stand for a long time. Qi Ran was in the laboratory all afternoon and said he wanted a small ponytail that was easy to carry.Si Xiaonian got out of the car and left, Qi Ran also locked the car, got out of the car and went into a pharmacy by the side of the road, where he bought two ice packs and a box of cooling stickers.
When Si Xiaonian came back with a folding camping pony, Qi Ran had already returned and was taking off the cooling stickers.
"Come on! Raise your handsome face." Qi Ran squeezed the cooling sticker with both hands and put it on Si Xiaonian's face.
A cool mint smell rushed into the nostrils, and the dryness and heat suddenly dropped. Si Xiaonian turned his face up and let Qi Ran stick it without asking.
The cooling stickers stretched across Si Xiaonian's handsome nose, taking care of the tanned cheeks on both sides. Apart from being unsightly, the senses are still very good.
The burning sensation on his face disappeared immediately, Si Xiaonian stepped into the car, and touched Qi Ran's lower abdomen with his hand back: "It's not in vain."
Qi Ran "paji" put a sticker on his plump forehead, and immediately became cool: "What's the difference between this and 'true filial piety'?"
Si Xiaonian: "Can your filial person have sex with you?"
Qi Ran rested his chin on Si Xiaonian's shoulder, turned his face and brushed his lips against his earlobe, and smiled cheaply: "Yes, godfather."
Si Xiaonian endured and endured so that he didn't throw him off, and said through gritted teeth, "Good boy, godfather loves you tonight."
Qi Ran buried his face in Si Xiaohou's neck and gawked foolishly, unable to extricate himself.
In front of the laboratory building, Qi Ran gave Si Xiaonian an ice pack: "Go into the classroom and put on the cooling patch, and apply it with an ice pack." While talking, he did not forget to rub Si Xiaonian's face with the back of his hand to take advantage of it.
Si Xiaonian put the ice pack into his backpack and asked, "I'm going to No. [-] Middle School to find Jiao Lei after class, are you going?"
Qi Ran's eyes widened: "Why don't you go! Go! You must go!"
The meaning of Si Xiaonian's smile is unclear.
Qi Ran poked Si Xiaonian on the shoulder: "Tell you! I'm so sore! I don't care if he is a buddy or what, I will remember you about Si Xiaonian forever!"
Si Xiaonian saw that Qi Ran was going to be energetic again, so he stepped on the gas quickly.
Qi Ran was still shouting loudly behind him: "I can't finish with you!!"
As the end of get out of class was approaching, Si Xiaonian received a message from Si Danian, asking him if he could make it through.Because Si Danian is pregnant, he has been struggling with how to tell Si Danian about him and Qi Ran. He is more inclined to conceal it. From Si Danian's speculation yesterday that he is only unrequitedly in love with Qi Ran, it can be seen that his sister He couldn't accept that he was like Xia Weishen at all, Si Danian almost equated the ending of his life with Xia Weishen and Jiao Lei.
If you don't want to provoke Si Danian, you can only choose to be wronged.But he didn't want to wrong Qi Ran.
After class, the two rode to No. [-] Middle School by bicycle.
The three of them went to the old place to eat rice noodles. Jiao Lei proposed that he had been back for such a long time, and every time he passed by this old shop, he would just take a look at it, watch the people eating inside, and go back to a few years ago by looking at the scene.
"Is it right to add sesame oil?" Qi Ran explained to the two silent people very politely.
In the fat beef rice noodles for four people, Qi Ran poured half a bottle of sesame oil, and the boss grinned when he saw it.
Jiao Lei ate in silence, frowning from time to time, smiling at the corners of his mouth from time to time, and looking at Si Xiaonian in a daze from time to time.Looking at it, Qi Ran wanted to hide Si Xiaonian in his pocket.
Si Xiaonian looked like he was eating alone, he ignored Jiao Lei and Qi Ran on the surface, but he couldn't ignore him in his heart, he seemed calm on the surface, and his mind was overwhelmed.
"Is it delicious?" Jiao Lei looked at Si Xiaonian and asked quietly.
Qi Ran also looked at Si Xiaonian.
Si Xiaonian said truthfully: "The taste has changed,... right?"
Jiao Lei smiled with a strong sense of tenderness, especially when facing Si Xiaonian, he reached out and rubbed Si Xiaonian's forehead: "Yes,...don't forget it, the smell is wrong."
Qi Ran felt relieved and suddenly enlightened, it's better to be Nima.
Si Xiaonian kept staring at the rice noodles in his bowl when Jiao Lei was talking, and when he heard this, he raised his eyelids and looked at Jiao Lei.
Don't forget about it...
It doesn't taste right...
Jiao Lei is persuading him, but also persuading himself.
The three of them walked back to school from the restaurant, and students or teachers greeted Jiao Lei along the way.
Si Xiaonian: "Brother Lei, do you live on campus?"
Jiao Lei turned his head to look at Si Xiaonian: "Well, the classroom and dormitory are not bad, let's sit and sit in a while."
Si Xiaonian didn't ask about Jiao Lei's family, because the three families used to be neighbors in the same community, so they knew roughly that Jiao Lei's mother died of a heart attack two years ago, and Jiao Lei's father, like Xia Weishen's father, remarried and remarried. education.
At this time, the bell for evening self-study in the high school department rang.
Jiao Lei: "You two go shopping first, I'll go to the high school to take a look around."
Si Xiaonian wanted to ask, who is that person who doesn't know you, but he couldn't ask.
The two wandered around Si Xiaonian's alma mater aimlessly. The campus was very clean in the evening. Si Xiaonian introduced the function of each building to Qi Ran like a tour guide, which classroom he was in when he was in junior high school, and which building he was in when he was in high school. Attend class.
While talking, suddenly thought of something, Si Xiaonian pulled Qi Ran to stand in front of the high school bulletin board, and said, "I was on the bulletin board once in my first year of high school."
Qi Ran immediately jumped into the pit, patted the glass of the bulletin board proudly and said, "I seem to have been hanging on the bulletin board of Nanxian No. [-] Middle School for three years in high school."
Si Xiaonian asked as if his heart had been grabbed, "Are you alone?"
Qi Ran: "Surely not, don't you see that your bulletin board also has the top rankings in each grade?"
Si Xiaonian was a little proud again: "Then from the first year of high school to the third year of high school, you were the top of the list every year?"
Qi Ran put his arms on the glass of the bulletin board, and gave Si Xiaolai a glass wall, and leaned closer and said, "You are allowed to worship me for two seconds."
Si Xiaonian couldn't continue to ask, his thoughts went astray completely, he hooked Qi Ran's finger with his fingers, and said, "That's great!"
Qi Ran was agitated and didn't look at it, but he could only sigh: "I can't do anything here!" He said as he brushed Si Xiaonian's lower lip with his thumb, almost like a ravage, "I want to take a bite."
"Cough!" Jiao Lei didn't know when he stood on the stairs beside the bulletin board, coughed and asked, "Is it over?"
The two of them separated from the puppy love student who was caught by the dean in a panic, and they didn't dare to look at Jiao Lei in embarrassment.
Si Xiaonian suddenly laughed out of embarrassment.
This time Jiao Lei was embarrassed, so he pushed Si Xiaonian's head and said in a deep voice, "Don't laugh!"
Qi Ran blinked at Si Xiaonian: What's going on?
Si Xiaonian also blinked at Qi Ran: History repeats itself.
Qi Ran made a suddenly realized expression, glanced at Jiao Lei and blinked at Si Xiaonian: Got it.
Si Xiaonian blinked back again: How smart.
Jiao Lei couldn't bear to watch it any longer, and the hard-bodied man was forced to roll his eyes.
The two walked behind Jiao Lei, thinking that Jiao Lei was going to take them to the classrooms and dormitories, but they didn't want Jiao Lei to take them to the wall behind the high school teaching building.
The three of them just stood under the fence, when suddenly half a head popped out from the wall, and the owner of the head climbed up the wall with great effort, without checking whether there was anyone below, "Ku Tom" landed on the ground with a neat and handsome movement , it looks like a habitual offender.
Unfortunately, the habitual offender was surrounded by three seniors today.
"Damn it!" The boy who had just turned over from the top of the wall was wearing a school uniform. When he saw three people standing at the bottom of the wall, his four paws were so frightened that they immediately grasped the wall, wishing to turn into a gecko and quickly climb back outside the wall.
"Old, hello teacher! Hey~~~ Teacher Jiao, you scared me to death." The boy saw that the person standing under the wall was Jiao Lei. hand greeting.
Si Xiaonian was stunned, his brows were slowly furrowed, and he had a sense of time turning back.
Jiao Lei asked with a paralyzed face, "I'm late, what did you do?"
The boy stood up straight and his hair reached Jiao Lei's chin. He was less than 1.8 meters tall, with a young face, handsome and delicate features, and a heroic spirit. He smiled cutely and cutely.
"Just, buy something, there will be no next time, teacher! I promise!" The boy swore by raising three fingers.
Jiao Lei looked at the boy without blinking, as if he was brewing a monstrous anger, but also seemed to be suppressing it.
Jiao Lei: "You promised three times this week."
The boy felt wronged and flattened his mouth: "Teacher, my mother came to see me, I haven't seen her for a long time..."
Jiao Lei lowered his eyelids and didn't look at the boy: "Don't take this as an example, find the self-study teacher to make up for the leave."
The boy suddenly changed from aggrieved and sad to a sunny face, and bowed 90° to Jiao Lei: "Thank you teacher! You are so kind, teacher! Teacher Jiao is the most handsome!" Bowing while bypassing Jiao Lei, he turned around and started to run.
"Xia Weishen?" Si Xiaonian turned his head and called out to the familiar figure.
The boy turned around with a grumpy face, and shouted: "Damn! You are sick! My fucking name is Zhou! Cake! Zhou Cake! Jay Chou's Zhou, pancakes, pancakes, oil cakes, all kinds of cakes, don't you know how to do it? Write, please call me Cake Master!"
Obviously, this is not the first time that this pastry master has been mistaken for Xia Weishen, and he has been mistaken for so many times that he has even reached the point of being irritable and angry.
Si Xiaonian's expression was astonished, he opened his lips lightly, and opened them several times without saying anything.
"Slap!" Qi Ran suddenly appeared from behind Zhou Bing at some point, and slapped the arrogant baker on the back of the head.
When Si Xiaonian saw Jiao Lei's hands clenched into fists, his jaw muscles suddenly became hard.
Qi Ran poked Zhou Bing's temple with his index finger: "Little brat, talk to me! Get a beating!"
"Ouch~~~ My head hurts, what the hell! It hurts from jumping and jumping, I'm so dizzy~ Lan Shou wants to vomit~ Teacher Jiao! Teacher Jiao! Where are you?!" Like a hooligan, when he is strong, he is weak. He will not be left behind even if he tricks people into acting and even fucks a poor little character for himself.
Si Xiaonian suddenly laughed, especially when the four of them had different expressions.This ghostly cleverness is so similar!
Jiao Lei walked to Zhou Bing's side step by step, and hugged Master Bing, who was so weak that he was about to snatch his face in the next moment.
"Damn! Has your brain grown up? How the hell have you learned to touch you! Are there enough students and teachers in No. [-] Middle School for you to touch?" Qi Ran has never seen such a bastard.
Zhou Bing made an ugly grimace: "Do you care? Who are you! The holy place of high school, you and other bums can come in, guard! Security! Teacher Jiao! Come on..."
"Crack! Crack!"
"Ow ooh..."
Under the care of Mr. Jiao, the arrogant baker was still whipped by Qi Ran, who ruled all kinds of little kids.
Zhou Cake: "You wait! We are endless! If you have the ability, you wait for me to finish class! One-on-one, no, I am too young, group fights, I will let you! Three-on-one, if you have the guts, don't go!"
Si Xiaonian grabbed Qi Ran who was about to run away again, and watched Jiao Lei take away Zhou Bing's head under his arm.
"It's definitely not Xia Weishen, so I'll fuck it! If this little brat is Xia Weishen, wouldn't Jiao Lei be in great trouble in this life." Qi Ran pinched his waist with both hands, angrily talking endlessly.
Si Xiaonian always had a stretched smile on his lips: "Xia Weishen used to be skinnier than Zhoubing, and took a class of boys to beat Jiao Lei alone in the sports specialty class."
Qi Ran laughed angrily, and sincerely commented: "It's too shameless, how could Jiao Lei fall into the hands of such a person."
Si Xiaonian: "The boys in a class let Jiao Lei tidy up all by themselves, but Xia Weishen escaped intact. Afterwards, Jiao Lei blocked Xia Weishen by himself at the school gate every day after class."
Jiao Lei said that it was the preferential treatment that belonged exclusively to Xia Weishen - Xia Weishen had never been the only one he had singled out.
☆、15 years old
Jiao Lei's single dormitory has only a single bed and a suitcase, no desk or cabinet, and the narrow bathroom only has soap, towels and slippers.
It gives people a feeling that they will not live permanently and are ready to go at any time.
Leaning against the window, Qi Ran turned her head and saw two photo frames side by side at the head of the bed.One is a group photo of three people, fourteen
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