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Chapter 3, I actually flushed the toilet.
of? "How long have you been listening? Ahhhh! Why didn't Lu Wan close the door when she came in with a big chest and no brains!
Jiao Lei sighed softly, put the lunch box in his hand on the flower safe by the door, and said lightly, "Dinner, let's go."
Zhou Bing's words just blurted out from his brain: "Don't go!"
Jiao Lei had already turned around, stopped in his footsteps, turned his head to look at Zhou Bing's pale face, and said, "I'm going to the cemetery."
Zhou Bing did a bungee jump, gasped, and asked hesitantly, "I can... I think... uh... have you eaten yet?"
Jiao Lei frowned with two resolute eyebrows: "..." Breaking up is exciting?
Qi Ran's appearance broke the awkward gaze between the two.
Xiao Huang's bright yellow butt flung a semicircle in front of the store, and he was completely refreshed after playing the tricks. In fact, what made him refreshed was Si Xiaonian, the last program of the Mid-Autumn Festival Welcome Party tonight. It hit the softest part of his heart.
No one knew that he wished he could make Si Xiaonian in public!
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!Can't think, Y is Y!
Seeing Jiao Lei turning his head to look at him, Qi Ran raised his hand to say hello: "Brother Lei... ouch, what's my brother doing? He's acting like a zombie."
Zhou Bing moved her stiff four eyes, moved her eyes to the lunch box on the safe in front of the door, walked over to take the lunch box, and said to Qi Ran who entered the door: "What use is there for you! I don't want my brother for the Mid-Autumn Festival!"
Qi Ran was so happy tonight that he gave Zhou Bing a 200 yuan red envelope without saying a word, and handed him the moon cake that Si Xiaonian gave Zhou Bing.
Qi Ran: "Try it, mooncakes stuffed with chives and eggs..."
"puff!"
Zhou Bing was sitting on the sofa drinking water, and sprayed it all over Jiao Lei.
Jiao Lei stood like a pine tree beside the sofa, expressionless, and didn't draw paper to wipe the water.
Qi Ran imitated Si Xiaonian making coffee in front of the coffee machine, turned his head and saw that half of the coffee was spilled with a smile.
Zhou Bing took out a tissue and handed it to Jiao Lei: "Mr. Jiao, I'm sorry!"
Jiao Lei lowered his eyelids to look at the shirt, and said, "Wipe it."
Holding his breath, Zhou Bing stretched out his hand to wipe it. Through the T-shirt and a handful of tissues, he still felt the hard muscles on Jiao Lei's body, as well as something beating in his chest, yes, it was a heartbeat.
Fuck, shake your hands!
Which man is not hard, so what's so good about a man!It has to be a soft and cute girl!
Zhou Bing wiped it hastily twice, threw the paper away, and raised his chin and started to feel muddled: "Old man, if you get wet, you will get wet, and you don't have breasts, so you're afraid to see what's going on. It's really uncomfortable. Take off the air conditioner and let it dry." .”
Qi Ran gave Zhou Bing a thumbs up.
Jiao Lei turned his head away from Zhoubing, because he was going to the cemetery today, so he specially wore a shirt and trousers.Walked to the flower preservation cabinet, took a bouquet of white daisies and a bouquet of lavender, and then scanned the QR code to pay, and the whole process was self-service.
Qi Ran made a cup of kiwi juice and a cup of coffee, sealed the air outlet, put them in double bags, and handed them to Jiao Lei in front of the fresh-keeping cabinet.
Qi Ran: "We went there at noon. I was in a hurry and didn't bring any juice. I'll give you the coffee, and treat him to drink the juice."
Jiao Lei's stiff face softened instantly, his eyes seemed to have a soft light, he whispered "Thank you, let's go." Then he opened the door and went out.
Qi Ran stood in front of the door, watching Jiao Lei take a taxi and get into the car, until the car went far away and merged into the traffic, Jiao Lei seemed to be a cold corner in the bright neon lights.
When he came back to the store, he saw Zhou Bing was downcast, thinking he was affected by Jiao Lei's cold face, so he explained: "Brother Lei is in a bad mood today, try the moon cake with double egg yolks."
Zhou Bing inserted countless holes into the meat steak in the lunch box, and muttered: "I'm not in a good mood either, why..."
Qi Ran stood aside and turned to look at him: "Are you in a bad mood? Why? Your girlfriend didn't come to see you so..."
Zhou Bing immediately interrupted: "It's divided, just divided, it's more suitable for us to be buddies."
Qi Ran: "..." To be buddies with a girl, is he a brother? !
Zhou Bing: "Jiao...where did he go?"
Qi Ran came back to his senses, and patted the top of Zhou Bing's head comfortingly: "Where are you going, don't you know?"
Zhou Bing stood up suddenly, strode out, walked a few steps, turned around and walked back, pushed Qiran to sit on the sofa, bent over to take out Qiran's trouser pocket.
Qi Ran: "What are you doing! I don't practice orthopedics! I love my Xiaonian for 1 years!"
Zhou Bing rolled his eyes at Qi Ran, took out the keys of the little yellow motorcycle, and took off his coffee apron as he walked out. Without changing his overalls, he yelled suddenly: "I'm broken in love! I want to go out for a while! Help me look after the store!"
Qi Ran lay on the sofa and wailed: "Because you want to raise a younger brother, why don't you have a dog?!"
Someone came in to buy flowers and Qi Ran got up to wrap the bouquet. The bouquet was wrapped barely enough to look at. Most of the girls who bought flowers were only concerned about Qi Ran's face and didn't care about the flowers, so they paid happily.
Within half an hour, someone came to buy coffee again. Qi Ran was dumbfounded and lied to people that the barista was home for the holidays. In fact, the barista lost his love and went out 10 minutes ago, and has not returned yet.
After calculating, the reunion dinner at Si Xiaonian's house should be finished, so Qi Ran sent a message to Si Xiaonian for help.
Half an hour later, Si Xiaonian came, and Qi Ran lay back on the sofa like an old man to support his corpse, watching Si Xiaonian wearing a coffee apron to make takeaway coffee, the apron was tied tightly around his waist, outlining his narrow waist, bending over When pulling flowers at the waist, pouted with PP...
Qi Ran exhaled a breath of hot air, raised his hand to cover his eyes, and groaned roughly with his face up to the sky.
Si Xiaonian paused the hand drying the coffee powder, then bent over and glanced back at the bird lying on the sofa, and asked in a low voice, "How long can you bear it?" This guy is in heat.
Qi Ran stretched out his arm and thumped the coffee table, gritted his teeth and asked, "How many cups are there?"
Si Xiaonian clicked on the takeout menu on the computer: "...3 cups."
Qi Ran jumped to the ground, ran to the computer and clicked "Close" twice, turned around and hugged Si Xiaonian who was bending over to dry the coffee powder, leaned down and pressed his lips to his ear, and said viscously: "You Do yours, I'll do mine."
Si Xiaonian: "...OK."
In less than 10 minutes, the courier brother opened the door and came in. He saw Si Xiaonian standing behind the front desk, and greeted him with a smile: "I haven't seen you for a long time, and I'm back to work again."
Si Xiaonian supported the front desk with one hand, pressed the head lying in front of his legs with the other, cleared his throat, his voice was still a little hoarse, and said calmly: "Well... I am on the night shift, and the coffee is on the safe."
His waist was completely covered by the front desk. It stands to reason that even if the courier boy approached, he would not find someone squatting under him.
The courier brother was in a hurry, took three cups of coffee from the safe, opened the door and left.
Si Xiaonian's legs softened and he almost knelt on the ground. He lowered his head and saw that Qi Ran was swallowing, wave after wave of stimulation, and his heart was about to explode!
He pressed down the shutter doors of the door and French windows, and when the two large shutter doors slowly fell, he spit it out and stood up slowly, turning from the front of Si Xiaonian to the back, wrapping his arms around his waist and grabbing Si Xiaonian's waist with the other. Pressing his hand on the marble in front of the coffee machine, he asked softly, "Can I have another cup?"
Si Xiaonian couldn't stand Qi Ran's gentleness, he was used to listening to Qi Ran's words, he was really powerless to resist the tenderness of a tough man.
A cup of coffee, made for half an hour, reworked twice, still not done well.
As his breathing became heavier, Si Xiaonian clasped Qi Ran's wider and wider legs with his backhand: "Take it easy... coffee, the coffee has been spilled, you need to..."
Qi Ran opened his mouth and bit Si Xiaonian's chin: "Yes!" He dipped his index finger in cocoa powder, pressed Si Xiaonian's chin with his thumb, slightly parted those bright red lips, and dipped his index finger covered in cocoa powder from the corner of his lips.
Si Xiaonian bit hard, in exchange for a violent blow from behind, one blow for another.
Half of the coffee was accidentally spilled on the counter. After opening Flower.coffee for so many years, Si Xiaonian sat on the coffee counter for the first time, and it was also the first time that he sat on the coffee he made. The marble countertop was cold. The coffee is hot, and a certain part of the body is hot, and the skin exposed to the air is blown by the cool air from the air conditioner, and the whole body is cold.
Qi Ran viciously sprinkled coffee powder and cocoa powder on Si Xiaonian's body, wiping it all over the place, which is called "tasting".
The aroma of flowers in the room could not cover the aroma of the spilled coffee, and then it was completely covered by a stronger smell.
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Zhoubing has never been to the cemetery, and it was at night, because it was the Mid-Autumn Festival, and there were more people who came to worship during the day, and they all had reunion dinner at home in the evening.Except for the security guards and administrators, there are few people in the cemetery.
With a trembling heart, Zhou Bing wanted to go back several times.But he didn't want to give up halfway, he was really curious about the person Jiao Lei missed so much.
Si Xiaonian and his brother both said that he looks a bit like that person.
Walking through rows of niches, Zhou Bing didn't dare to take a breath until he saw Jiao Lei's back.
Looking at it from a distance, he didn't see the person in the photo clearly. He approached slowly with light steps. The closer he got, the deeper his frown became, and the more clearly he saw, the stronger his heart beating.
That person...that photo...the person in the photo...isn't he?
So... so nonsense!
Jiao Lei felt someone approaching, before he could turn his head, his arm was bumped suddenly, he didn't move, but the person who bumped into him staggered.
Facing Zhou Bing's eyes full of shock, bewilderment and horror, the anger that Jiao Lei had just aroused disappeared instantly.He could never get angry with this face, or two similar faces.
Zhou Bing's eyes were full of astonishment, and he was dumbfounded for a while, and the words were crowded in his throat, which was blocked.
Jiao Lei looked away from Zhou Bing's face, looked at Xia Weishen who was smiling brightly in the photo, and said softly, "Xia Weishen, my boyfriend."
This sentence made Zhou Bing close his eyes immediately, as if he had exhausted all his strength to close the two eyelids, the eyeballs were hot, and there was a layer of gravel on the eyelids, and the eyeballs hurt when they moved.
Zhou Bing calmed down and asked in a low voice: "You guys are so kind to me...you, Brother Xiaonian, my brother, who else?...Because, I'm like him?"
Jiao Lei: "...Yes...Nor." He and Si Xiaonian definitely did, but Qi Ran and Uncle Qi probably didn't.
Zhou Bing sucked a mouthful of her cheeks, and her face changed, "...Thank you."
Jiao Lei turned his head and saw Zhou Bing's awkward expression. He thought about it and explained, "Actually...it doesn't look like it." He reached out and clicked on the photo, "There is a mole on his right eyebrow," and this mole hides In Xia Weishen's eyebrow peak, Xia Weishen would look extra mischievous when he raised his eyebrows. He moved his finger down and tapped on the inner corner of Xia Weishen's right eye: "There is also one here." delicate.
Zhou Cake needs to get very close and look carefully to see it clearly. After all, the photo is not human-sized, and it has been beautified and smoothed, so it is not very clear.
Jiao Lei seemed to be trapped in the memory again, and continued to say: "There is a birthmark on the left waist, the size of a fingernail, and there is also a mole on the belly of the little toe of the left foot..."
At this moment, Zhou Bing suddenly felt very sorry for Jiao Lei and Xia Weishen!How vigorous their love was once, how lifeless Jiao Lei is now.
He also thought of the two months when his brother and Si Xiaonian had been tossed to death. He couldn't even eat, and almost couldn't sleep at night. He lost so much weight in the past two months. The only activity after class every day was Going to the street of Si Xiaonian's fruit and vegetable store, taking the bus non-stop, passing by again and again, at that time he was really afraid that his brother would go crazy, but now that he thinks about it, his brother and Si Xiaonian are still lucky and happy Yes, because of the comparison.
He suddenly wanted to hug such Teacher Jiao.
Not long after, Zhou Bing left, leaving Jiao Lei standing there alone, lost in thought.
Xiao Huang's motorcycle ran out of battery halfway, and Xiao Huang had no pedals, so Zhou Bing could only get off the bike and push Xiao Huang to walk. As he was walking, he suddenly sat down on the side of the road, hugging his knees and crying loudly.
Crying and crying, he remembered that in the Flower.coffee store, he told Lu Wan that he would be good buddies in the future, and Lu Wan immediately replied to him, "Zhou Bing, you bastard!" He was very confused at the time, until now he understands— — If you like it, you like it. Those who want to be buddies, and those who can be buddies, are open-minded.
Wiping away tears with the back of her hand, Zhou Bing raised her head to the sky and yelled, "Jiao Lei, you bastard!"
The author has something to say: [-] words are a bit long in one chapter, so they are separated and divided into the concluding chapter and the chapter.
mua!(*╯3╰)
☆, end chapter
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On the second day after the Mid-Autumn Festival, Qi Ran and Zhou Bing went home to celebrate the festival. Because they had greeted their grandfather and father in advance, the reunion dinner was changed to the next day.
When Zhou Bing arrived home, Grandpa Qi was playing with the rhododendrons bought from the flower market on the balcony, and the flowers were in full bloom.
Zhou Bing rushed into the bedroom to look for her father when she entered the house, hugged and acted like a baby. She obviously looked like an eight-year-old child when she saw her father, and after getting tired of her father Qi, she went to the balcony to watch the old man's flowers.
Zhou Bing hugged her knees and squatted behind Grandpa Qi: "Grandpa, isn't Mid-Autumn Festival admiring chrysanthemums?"
The old man held the watering can in his hand, and touched Zhou Bing's forehead lightly with the bottom of the can: "I just love admiring the azaleas. Have you got your mock exam results yet?"
Zhou Bing cried inwardly: Oh no!With his brother, the rogue academic master who has won the first place since he was a child, his pressure is too barren.
The old man urged impatiently: "Don't talk about it! Don't talk about the family law!"
Zhou Bing rubbed her face and muttered, "18."
The old man let out a "Yo He": "I remember that at the end of last semester, I was in grade 50, and this time I was eighteen, okay! I have made progress, and if you want anything, grandpa will buy it for you!"
With his chin resting on his knees and his fingers drawing circles on the ground, Zhou Bing said nervously, "Grandpa, it's class 18."
"Lang!" Throwing the kettle in his hand, the old man picked up a broom and started chasing the Zhoubing that had already jumped to the sofa: "You stand there for me! You can't get through this beating if you run to the end of the sky. If you don't study hard, Learn from other people's puppy love!"
Zhou Bing scratched his neck and shouted: "I'm divided! I'm divided! Aww!"
Qi Ran came back from the vegetable market to buy vegetables, and before he entered the house with the vegetables, he heard his family's old and young screaming in the house.
Tired, his grandfather never cared about his studies, maybe he was too worry-free, suddenly an uneasy Zhoubing came, accidentally aroused his grandfather's education factor, and kept catching Zhoubing's bad grades It's just a batch.
Qi's father came out on crutches, and stood at the door to try to persuade the fight: "Slap twice, Dad... Let's hit after eating... Only when you are full, you will be strong... Zhou Bing will buy a can of Coke for Dad."
Grandpa Qi: "No!"
Qi Ran who just entered the room: "Don't drink!"
Zhou Cake rubbing his ass: "Grandpa whipped my dad!"
Qi's father sighed, turned around and went back to the house and said, "Dad, keep pumping, give me two hits."
Zhou Bing rushed into the kitchen with a groan, locked the kitchen door, and slapped Qi Ran with a stern face, telling Qi Ran some school jokes while harming the vegetables.
After a while, the background sound of a martial arts drama came from the living room, and it also joined the sound of a radio advertisement selling medicine.
Halfway through the meal, Li Jinglan came. Originally, she was on vacation today, but thinking that the entire room was filled with men, it might not be easy to cook a reunion dinner, so she simply came back.
Qi Ran and Zhou Bing have gradually gotten used to getting along with Li Jinglan, not to mention Qi's father and Li Jinglan are much better than they expected. It is not difficult for people to see the tacit understanding between the two when they talk and occasionally make eye contact. These two middle-aged people are tricky.
Grandpa Qi turned a blind eye. He is old, and it is good that someone can take care of his son and grandson, and the whole family can be healthy and safe.
During the belated Mid-Autumn Festival reunion dinner, there was an extra lady on the table.Li Jinglan was a little cautious, Qi Ran served her food, she was even frightened, but her eyes were full of emotion.
Grandpa Qi only drank without making a sound, acting like a patriarch.
Zhou Bing is a ghostly and clever man trying his best to reconcile the atmosphere. Qi's father thinks that he talks too much, so he puts a stick bone in sauce for him to eat.
After lunch, Li Jinglan was going to push Qi's father to do meridian massage, and Qi Ran and Zhou Bing also followed, and then found that they were two high-wattage light bulbs, so they went to play billiards again.
After dinner, the two of them packed up their things and went back to the city. Zhou Bing started school the next day, and Qi Ran still had a day off, but he wanted to go back to accompany Si Xiaonian.
Grandpa Qi gave Qi Ran a box of dried fish.Qi Ran knew that the dried fish was for Si Xiaonian, and also knew that his grandfather's attitude had softened, and he followed the old man reluctantly, and after a few minutes the old man became angry.
"Stinky boy! Speak up if you have something to say!"
Qi Ran was shocked by the yelling: "Grandpa...I want to tell my dad..."
The old man was startled, then waved his hand impatiently and said, "Go ahead."
Qi Ran was terrified, especially after seeing Si Jin's reaction.He seldom hesitated, but the matter of coming out made him hesitate again and again. There was no other reason. They were all close relatives. He didn't want to hurt any of them, let alone see them suffer.
The old man couldn't stand it anymore, and yelled at him again: "You have the guts to show off with me! Just say what you want, don't whine!"
Qi Ran knocked on the door of his father's bedroom with his chest puffed out as if he had been pumped full of air. Li Jinglan was pressing his father's legs very professionally.
Seeing Qi Ran come in, Li Jinglan got up and said, "I'm going to clean up the kitchen."
Qi Ran: "Thank you, Aunt Li."
Li Jinglan smiled softly and kindly, looking at Qi Ran with love for the younger generation.
Qi's father moved the leg that Li Jinglan massaged, and asked, "You want to go back?"
Qi Ran squatted in front of the wheelchair and imitated Li Jinglan's technique and began to press his father's legs. The legs had grown flesh, and the hand felt much better. Before, the muscles were atrophied, and the person was thin, and his legs were actually bones.
"dad."
"Ok?"
"..." Qi Ran lowered his head and pointed his hair at Papa Qi. After thinking for a long time, he gritted his teeth and said, "I'm in love..."
Qi's father smiled and said, "I know."
Qi Ran suddenly raised his head: "Ah! You know?! What did Zhou Bing say?"
Qi's father grabbed his son's strong and generous shoulders, but it was a little difficult to grab them.He sighed and said frankly: "Your grandfather said, you and Xiaonian..."
Qi Ran froze immediately, imagining that his father kicked him a few meters away with a shadowless kick, slid his back against the wall to the ground, and vomited blood... No, his father couldn't lift his legs!
Scared to death!
Qi's father patted Qi Ran's stiff face with the back of his hand, pretending to be angry like a martial arts overlord, and said, "Don't kneel down yet!"
Qi Ran's knees softened, and he really knelt down.
Qi's father suppressed a smile, and Ren's expression twitched and stiffened: "Take it seriously!"
Qi Ran was like a little guy who offended Tianwei, under the shock of Qi's father who had been invading martial arts dramas for a long time, he told everything.
At the end, Qi's father showed a Conan-style smile: "No wonder, you didn't like Xue Mengzi at that time, I guessed it, if you don't do it, you have to like those other kinds, but in the end you just like men..."
Qi Ran was even more shocked. His father didn't slap him away with a palm, nor did he kick... yes, he couldn't lift it up.
In short, his father was calmer than everyone else when he accepted it.
Qi Ran: "Just?" Is liking men considered unusual?His dad is also very heavy.
Qi's father grabbed Qi Ran's shoulders, leaned down, and said earnestly: "I never cared about you. I always wondered... Will you become a gangster when you grow up like this? Will you break the law and go in? Will you take drugs? Could it be like this...would it be like that...I thought of the worst outcome...So it's not the most shocking thing for me whether you like a man or a woman. What shocked me the most was that I Why is my son so outstanding! I haven't taken care of it yet, he studies well, looks so handsome, he is filial to his grandparents, he is much better than me... he is really much better than me..."
Qi's father choked up with emotion at the end.
"Son, it's not that Dad doesn't understand anything, even if I don't understand anything, at least I understand my son."
Qi Ran rested his forehead on Qi's father's knee, and wrapped his arms around his legs, all his emotions were palpable.
The room was very quiet, and no one was talking anymore. I don't know when Papa Qi also had an extra head on his other knee.
Qi's father sighed and said, "You two... I've been away for two days and I've been thinking, and I've been bored for two hours after returning. Hurry up and go back to school. Next time I come back, give me some menopausal medicine."
Zhou Bing said in a low voice, "You just have a daughter-in-law, and you think your son is too bright." He and his brother finally had a stepmother.
Li Jinglan just passed by the door, and said with a smile: "I sauced the beef brisket and ribs, and you two take one each, and if you want to eat later, call me, I will send it by express, and I will definitely arrive in the same city in one day.
Qi Ran wiped away his snot and tears on Qi's father's knee, got up and picked up the Zhoubing, and urged, "Hurry up, catch the eight o'clock bus."
Zhou Bing said with a smirk: "I can see Brother Xiaonian before 09:30... Aww!"
Qi Ran raised his foot and kicked Zhou Bing in the hollow of Zhou Bing's knee. Zhou Bing was caught off guard and knelt down on one knee at the foot of Grandpa Qi who was passing by.
Grandpa Qi: "..."
After Zhou Bing finished crying, he knelt down on his knees and kowtowed to Grandpa Qi: "Grandpa wish you an early year, and wish you a happy life like Donghai..."
Everyone froze for two seconds, and then the room burst into laughter.
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Si Danian and Tang Ming decided to get married on the eleventh day, so three days before the eleventh day, Si Xiaonian and Qi Ran became busy tops.
At the beginning, Si Jin and Gao Dongmei agreed to Si Danian and Tang Ming's marriage because Si Xiaonian wanted to "break up" at that time, and all the decent wedding venues in the city were half a year ago, even better. It was booked out a year ago.
Si Danian is a person who doesn't care if he gets married or not, but Tang Ming thought, so everyone got busy.Unable to book a venue for the wedding banquet, Si Danian had a whim - hold a lawn wedding.
After the lawn wedding venue was rented out, an outsourced catering company was contacted, followed by a wedding company.
Si Xiaonian and Qi Ran acted as errand runners, and they were about to break their legs.In the end, Jiao Lei, Mo Ming, Sun Dexing were recruited, and occasionally Dai Donglang, Xiao Jie, and roommates from their dormitory would also come to help.
Si Danian had three sisters Hua as bridesmaids, and Tang Ming hired Qi Ran, Mo Ming, and Zhou Bing as best men. The three of them were equal in size, and standing with Tang Ming would not be too awkward, because the best man team looks good. A little high.Jiao Lei was excluded because he was too big and tall, and Si Xiaonian was not considered because he wanted to send Si Danian to marry.
The three stinky best men thought the rented suits were too ugly, so the three of them went to the mall to buy suits the day before the wedding.
Wearing Si Xiaonian's three-piece suit, Qi Ran's legs looked weak and he couldn't stand still, so if he killed Qi Ran, he had to buy a suit that was as handsome as the sky, and he kept Si Xiaonian from following him secretly.
In the past few days, Qi Ran has been mysterious not only this time, but at first Si Xiaonian thought that Qi Ran was too tired recently, after a few times, he finally found that Qi Ran's behavior was abnormal, too abnormal!
They disappear when they say they disappear, hiding and hiding.
Si Xiaonian thought to himself, when Si Danian finished his wedding, he had to clean up this bird. Recently, he was the one who took care of it, so he finally got hold of it, hum!
The night before the wedding, Si Danian went home to live in, preparing to welcome the bride the next day.
The next day, the make-up artist came to make up Si Danian at six o'clock. Gao Dongmei urged Si Xiaonian twice, and Si Xiaonian didn't get up from the bed until seven o'clock. He was really tired these days.
He doesn't need makeup, he changed into the suit given to him by his boss Danian after taking a shower, the makeup artist who did makeup for the bridesmaid insisted on doing Si Xiaonian's hair, Si Xiaonian only asked her to do a simple style, and usually put it on his forehead The broken hair was tidied up, exposing the forehead, and the whole face looked more energetic and heroic.
Just after nine o'clock, there was a knock on the door, and the bridesmaids and relatives at home hula-la blocked the door.
Then the tug-of-war between the hatchbacks began. Tang Ming brought his best man team and relatives to welcome the relatives. The best man team also brought three roommates and the vice-team of the school basketball. So he broke into the living room, because there are mostly women in the room, and there are mostly men outside the door, so they can't compete in strength.
Tang Ming's best man team and non-staff personnel are simply invincible and powerful.
Si Xiaonian's roommate, Sun Dexing, Xiao Jie, and the bridesmaids discussed a bunch of tricks yesterday. After these people attacked, they would drag out the best man and torture them.
Qi Ran blew up the balloons in the wedding tray until his cheeks became sore, he blew more than thirty in one minute, his eyes darkened and he almost fainted.This is not over yet, there is a girl in the bridesmaids group who has a Ph.D. in Mathematics, and she tries to pull Tang Ming away by doing all the math problems.
Zhou Bing sang love songs for Tang Ming till the end, his voice was hoarse like a rooster crowing, and then he was dragged to do doggerel.
Inexplicably helping Tang Ming find Si Danian’s wedding shoes, he found he vomited blood, but the wedding shoes were in the arms of a child of Si Jin’s relatives, and the child wanted to ride a horse with the shoes in his arms. On the neck, the child said that he would sit on his back and let him do push-ups. He did more than 60 push-ups for no reason before giving up.
Finally, the door of Si Danian's bedroom finally opened, and it was Si Xiaonian who came out.Everyone wailed, only Qi Ranle became a chrysanthemum.
His male ticket is so fucking handsome!
Awhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Si Xiaonian felt that someone was piercing him with scalding eyes, so he pressed his fist to his lips and coughed lightly, then Qi Ran quickly raised his eyes to look at the ceiling.
Si Xiaonian: "Brother-in-law, where is my red envelope?"
Tang Ming was so tormented that he was about to lose his appearance, he took a big red envelope from the inexplicable hand in charge of the red envelope, handed it over with both hands, and called out with a smile: "Little brother-in-law.
Everyone was amused and laughed.
Si Xiaonian said with a smile: "On behalf of my sister, the last question, if you answer the question correctly, you can enter the door. If you answer the wrong answer or don't answer, you can also enter the door if you choose punishment."
Before Tang Ming could answer, the best man group and soldiers behind him had already shouted: "Speak quickly! Say quickly! Don't miss the auspicious time for the ceremony!"
Qi Ran took the opportunity to wink at Si Xiaonian. Si Xiaonian was wearing a three-piece suit and behaved well, so he was extraordinarily abstinent.The sexy waistline is drawn out by the suit vest, and the long legs are wrapped in trousers... The most terrible thing is that Si Xiaonian's hairstyle is very flattering, and the facial features have been trimmed to be more handsome. Be wild!
very good!He just loves the untamed!
Qi Ran watched and pulled on the tie. The boss reminded him behind him: "Don't pull it, it took more than ten minutes to tie it."
Si Xiaonian asked with a smile: "My sister asked you, do you remember the first time we met, what clothes did she wear? Color, style, style..."
Tang Ming froze immediately.
Zhou Bing asked Tang Ming in the voice of the drake, "Brother Ming, you don't forget, do you?"
Tang Ming gave Zhou Bing an indescribable look.
He raised his forehead inexplicably: "It seems that I forgot," he asked Si Xiaonian, "How many chances will you give?"
Qi Ran stared at Si Xiaonian in a daze, tried hard to hide his infatuation, and kept silent.
One member of the best man team has fallen since Si Xiaonian came out... No, one bird has fallen.
Si Xiaonian: "Once."
Tang Ming thought to himself, the daughter-in-law is really cruel, even if he remembers, he can't say it in public.The first time he met Si Danian was to go to the house of his new boss, Si Jin, to pick up the keys to the warehouse. Si Jin was going to the cargo depot, so he went to Si Jin's house after six o'clock in the morning. The one who opened the door was Si Danian—a pink princess Nightdress, long hair loose, bare feet without shoes, sleepy eyes.He looked dumbfounded at that time, especially the part without underwear, and the two straight and fair calves. At that time, Si Danian was angry at his naked eyes. He slammed the door and scolded him, "Smelly rogue".
Uh... If the daughter-in-law wants to be punished, then so be it.
Si Xiaonian seemed to have decided that Tang Ming couldn't speak. He had heard from his sister that Tang Ming couldn't tell the story in public. Tang Ming was as bitter as Qi Ran.
He glanced at Qi Ran who was staring straight at him, then raised his hand and said, "Serve freshly squeezed fruit and vegetable juice."
The three bridesmaids walked up to the three groomsmen with three glasses of fruit and vegetable juice.
Inexplicably dumbfounded: "I..."
Zhou Bing's jaw was about to drop: "Oh, I..."
Qi Ran still looked at Si Xiaonian: "..." Handsome!sexy!Go wild!When you beg for mercy!
Because of the wedding, naturally no one swears. Tang Ming's people swallowed all the words, and everyone patted the three best men comfortingly.
Ji Rui rubbed his dog's nose and said, "There must be bitter melon, durian, right? Is it lime acid or acetic acid, there should be millet spicy... just ask yourself."
Si Xiaonian suppressed a smile and said, "The three please."
Inexplicably, he pressed Tang Ming's left shoulder with one hand, and Zhou Bing pressed Tang Ming's right shoulder with the other, and they raised their cups and touched each other.
Tang Ming couldn't laugh or cry and said, "I'm sorry, brothers."
Qi Ran frowned and asked, "Who made this thing?"
Si Xiaonian looked at Qiran with a strange expression, but he couldn't hide a smile in his eyes: "I did it."
Qi Ran understood, picked it up happily, paid respects to Si Xiaonian, and did it with a sweet "gudong gudong".
Three big cups of abnormal fruit and vegetable juice, served in draft beer cups, each cup is one liter, sour, spicy, salty and has a strong durian smell.
After finishing the drink, the three of them made a dog sticking out tongue expression at the same time. They burst into tears for no reason because they were afraid of the spicy food. They were afraid that the durian Zhoubing would retch. I drank the taste of milk tea in a daze.
Due to the auspicious timing of the ceremony, everyone had enough trouble, the bride and groom changed their mouths to beg for red envelopes from their parents, and then the long queue of wedding cars drove to the ceremony site in a mighty manner.
On the lawn, the red carpet was covered with flowers. At one end of the red carpet, the bride Si Danian walked step by step with his brother Si Xiaonian on his arms. On the other end of the red carpet, the groom Tang Ming stood in front of the flower curtain made of white Phalaenopsis orchids.
In the red carpet corridor, there are flower arches erected at intervals of one meter, and Si Danian's favorite flowers are hung on each arch.
Halfway through the red carpet, Si Danian suddenly slowed down and said in a low voice, "The flower arches in front of Xiaonian are given to you by my sister and brother-in-law."
Si Xiaonian said "Huh?" in surprise.He had an intuition that something was going to happen, and searched for Qi Ran while walking, nothing!Where did people go?
He raised his head slightly, and the arch above his head happened to be a white daisy. When the wind blows, the fragrance of the flowers swayed, and the next one was the lavender arch, followed by the green rose arch?
green rose?He remembered that Xue Mengzi had given Qiran a green rose...the light green rose exuded a faint fragrance.
Si Xiaonian's heartbeat accelerated in vain!
Reminded by the host, Tang Ming stepped down to take over the bride's hand from Si Xiaonian. Tang Ming kissed Si Danian on the back of her hand and hugged her.
"Master, here, Master..."
Si Xiaonian stood behind Si Danian, watching the two embrace each other, her sister got married, and there was a void in her heart...
He searched for someone, and saw Sun Dexing sitting on a white chair tied with a pink and red bow tie, making a trumpet shape with his hand, yelling softly towards him.
Si Xiaonian withdrew from the camera range and walked around the end of the ceremony area. At this time, Sun Dexing had already run over to meet him.
Sun Dexing grabbed Si Xiaonian's wrist and dragged him away: "Hurry up, hurry up!"
Si Xiaonian is still looking for Qi Ran. The three-meter-high and five-meter-long flower curtain is connected to the ceremony stage. The only groomsmen on the stage are Inexplicable and Zhou Bing, and they are all gone... Zhou Bing and a bridesmaid are holding rings to the stage. upload.
Si Xiaonian shook Sun Dexing's hand: "We will take a group photo after the ceremony, and I will be with you later..."
Sun Dexing dragged Si Xiaonian around the flower curtain and let go immediately, and added a BGM: "Dangdangdangdang!"
The scene in front of him shocked Si Xiaonian.
The back of the flower curtain was originally a bare steel frame, but now the steel bar is covered by countless flowers, forming a double-sided flower curtain with a strong fragrance. The scene is as beautiful as the front of Si Danian's ceremony because more flowers are used to cover the steel frame. So a huge scene was created.
Beauty is a bit extravagant.
There is also a ceremony stage behind the flower curtain, but there is no white chair with a bow tie under the stage. At this time, his roommate, Qi Ran's roommate, Xiao Jie, the deputy team leader, Dai Donglang, and Zhou Bing who just ran over from the front, Inexplicably, everyone surrounded the audience, while Sun Dexing stood in the distance carrying a video recorder.
Qi Ran stood on the ceremony stage behind the flower curtain, clasped his hands in front of him, stood upright, and looked even more solemn.
A straight black suit with a black shirt and a collar
Jiao Lei sighed softly, put the lunch box in his hand on the flower safe by the door, and said lightly, "Dinner, let's go."
Zhou Bing's words just blurted out from his brain: "Don't go!"
Jiao Lei had already turned around, stopped in his footsteps, turned his head to look at Zhou Bing's pale face, and said, "I'm going to the cemetery."
Zhou Bing did a bungee jump, gasped, and asked hesitantly, "I can... I think... uh... have you eaten yet?"
Jiao Lei frowned with two resolute eyebrows: "..." Breaking up is exciting?
Qi Ran's appearance broke the awkward gaze between the two.
Xiao Huang's bright yellow butt flung a semicircle in front of the store, and he was completely refreshed after playing the tricks. In fact, what made him refreshed was Si Xiaonian, the last program of the Mid-Autumn Festival Welcome Party tonight. It hit the softest part of his heart.
No one knew that he wished he could make Si Xiaonian in public!
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!Can't think, Y is Y!
Seeing Jiao Lei turning his head to look at him, Qi Ran raised his hand to say hello: "Brother Lei... ouch, what's my brother doing? He's acting like a zombie."
Zhou Bing moved her stiff four eyes, moved her eyes to the lunch box on the safe in front of the door, walked over to take the lunch box, and said to Qi Ran who entered the door: "What use is there for you! I don't want my brother for the Mid-Autumn Festival!"
Qi Ran was so happy tonight that he gave Zhou Bing a 200 yuan red envelope without saying a word, and handed him the moon cake that Si Xiaonian gave Zhou Bing.
Qi Ran: "Try it, mooncakes stuffed with chives and eggs..."
"puff!"
Zhou Bing was sitting on the sofa drinking water, and sprayed it all over Jiao Lei.
Jiao Lei stood like a pine tree beside the sofa, expressionless, and didn't draw paper to wipe the water.
Qi Ran imitated Si Xiaonian making coffee in front of the coffee machine, turned his head and saw that half of the coffee was spilled with a smile.
Zhou Bing took out a tissue and handed it to Jiao Lei: "Mr. Jiao, I'm sorry!"
Jiao Lei lowered his eyelids to look at the shirt, and said, "Wipe it."
Holding his breath, Zhou Bing stretched out his hand to wipe it. Through the T-shirt and a handful of tissues, he still felt the hard muscles on Jiao Lei's body, as well as something beating in his chest, yes, it was a heartbeat.
Fuck, shake your hands!
Which man is not hard, so what's so good about a man!It has to be a soft and cute girl!
Zhou Bing wiped it hastily twice, threw the paper away, and raised his chin and started to feel muddled: "Old man, if you get wet, you will get wet, and you don't have breasts, so you're afraid to see what's going on. It's really uncomfortable. Take off the air conditioner and let it dry." .”
Qi Ran gave Zhou Bing a thumbs up.
Jiao Lei turned his head away from Zhoubing, because he was going to the cemetery today, so he specially wore a shirt and trousers.Walked to the flower preservation cabinet, took a bouquet of white daisies and a bouquet of lavender, and then scanned the QR code to pay, and the whole process was self-service.
Qi Ran made a cup of kiwi juice and a cup of coffee, sealed the air outlet, put them in double bags, and handed them to Jiao Lei in front of the fresh-keeping cabinet.
Qi Ran: "We went there at noon. I was in a hurry and didn't bring any juice. I'll give you the coffee, and treat him to drink the juice."
Jiao Lei's stiff face softened instantly, his eyes seemed to have a soft light, he whispered "Thank you, let's go." Then he opened the door and went out.
Qi Ran stood in front of the door, watching Jiao Lei take a taxi and get into the car, until the car went far away and merged into the traffic, Jiao Lei seemed to be a cold corner in the bright neon lights.
When he came back to the store, he saw Zhou Bing was downcast, thinking he was affected by Jiao Lei's cold face, so he explained: "Brother Lei is in a bad mood today, try the moon cake with double egg yolks."
Zhou Bing inserted countless holes into the meat steak in the lunch box, and muttered: "I'm not in a good mood either, why..."
Qi Ran stood aside and turned to look at him: "Are you in a bad mood? Why? Your girlfriend didn't come to see you so..."
Zhou Bing immediately interrupted: "It's divided, just divided, it's more suitable for us to be buddies."
Qi Ran: "..." To be buddies with a girl, is he a brother? !
Zhou Bing: "Jiao...where did he go?"
Qi Ran came back to his senses, and patted the top of Zhou Bing's head comfortingly: "Where are you going, don't you know?"
Zhou Bing stood up suddenly, strode out, walked a few steps, turned around and walked back, pushed Qiran to sit on the sofa, bent over to take out Qiran's trouser pocket.
Qi Ran: "What are you doing! I don't practice orthopedics! I love my Xiaonian for 1 years!"
Zhou Bing rolled his eyes at Qi Ran, took out the keys of the little yellow motorcycle, and took off his coffee apron as he walked out. Without changing his overalls, he yelled suddenly: "I'm broken in love! I want to go out for a while! Help me look after the store!"
Qi Ran lay on the sofa and wailed: "Because you want to raise a younger brother, why don't you have a dog?!"
Someone came in to buy flowers and Qi Ran got up to wrap the bouquet. The bouquet was wrapped barely enough to look at. Most of the girls who bought flowers were only concerned about Qi Ran's face and didn't care about the flowers, so they paid happily.
Within half an hour, someone came to buy coffee again. Qi Ran was dumbfounded and lied to people that the barista was home for the holidays. In fact, the barista lost his love and went out 10 minutes ago, and has not returned yet.
After calculating, the reunion dinner at Si Xiaonian's house should be finished, so Qi Ran sent a message to Si Xiaonian for help.
Half an hour later, Si Xiaonian came, and Qi Ran lay back on the sofa like an old man to support his corpse, watching Si Xiaonian wearing a coffee apron to make takeaway coffee, the apron was tied tightly around his waist, outlining his narrow waist, bending over When pulling flowers at the waist, pouted with PP...
Qi Ran exhaled a breath of hot air, raised his hand to cover his eyes, and groaned roughly with his face up to the sky.
Si Xiaonian paused the hand drying the coffee powder, then bent over and glanced back at the bird lying on the sofa, and asked in a low voice, "How long can you bear it?" This guy is in heat.
Qi Ran stretched out his arm and thumped the coffee table, gritted his teeth and asked, "How many cups are there?"
Si Xiaonian clicked on the takeout menu on the computer: "...3 cups."
Qi Ran jumped to the ground, ran to the computer and clicked "Close" twice, turned around and hugged Si Xiaonian who was bending over to dry the coffee powder, leaned down and pressed his lips to his ear, and said viscously: "You Do yours, I'll do mine."
Si Xiaonian: "...OK."
In less than 10 minutes, the courier brother opened the door and came in. He saw Si Xiaonian standing behind the front desk, and greeted him with a smile: "I haven't seen you for a long time, and I'm back to work again."
Si Xiaonian supported the front desk with one hand, pressed the head lying in front of his legs with the other, cleared his throat, his voice was still a little hoarse, and said calmly: "Well... I am on the night shift, and the coffee is on the safe."
His waist was completely covered by the front desk. It stands to reason that even if the courier boy approached, he would not find someone squatting under him.
The courier brother was in a hurry, took three cups of coffee from the safe, opened the door and left.
Si Xiaonian's legs softened and he almost knelt on the ground. He lowered his head and saw that Qi Ran was swallowing, wave after wave of stimulation, and his heart was about to explode!
He pressed down the shutter doors of the door and French windows, and when the two large shutter doors slowly fell, he spit it out and stood up slowly, turning from the front of Si Xiaonian to the back, wrapping his arms around his waist and grabbing Si Xiaonian's waist with the other. Pressing his hand on the marble in front of the coffee machine, he asked softly, "Can I have another cup?"
Si Xiaonian couldn't stand Qi Ran's gentleness, he was used to listening to Qi Ran's words, he was really powerless to resist the tenderness of a tough man.
A cup of coffee, made for half an hour, reworked twice, still not done well.
As his breathing became heavier, Si Xiaonian clasped Qi Ran's wider and wider legs with his backhand: "Take it easy... coffee, the coffee has been spilled, you need to..."
Qi Ran opened his mouth and bit Si Xiaonian's chin: "Yes!" He dipped his index finger in cocoa powder, pressed Si Xiaonian's chin with his thumb, slightly parted those bright red lips, and dipped his index finger covered in cocoa powder from the corner of his lips.
Si Xiaonian bit hard, in exchange for a violent blow from behind, one blow for another.
Half of the coffee was accidentally spilled on the counter. After opening Flower.coffee for so many years, Si Xiaonian sat on the coffee counter for the first time, and it was also the first time that he sat on the coffee he made. The marble countertop was cold. The coffee is hot, and a certain part of the body is hot, and the skin exposed to the air is blown by the cool air from the air conditioner, and the whole body is cold.
Qi Ran viciously sprinkled coffee powder and cocoa powder on Si Xiaonian's body, wiping it all over the place, which is called "tasting".
The aroma of flowers in the room could not cover the aroma of the spilled coffee, and then it was completely covered by a stronger smell.
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Zhoubing has never been to the cemetery, and it was at night, because it was the Mid-Autumn Festival, and there were more people who came to worship during the day, and they all had reunion dinner at home in the evening.Except for the security guards and administrators, there are few people in the cemetery.
With a trembling heart, Zhou Bing wanted to go back several times.But he didn't want to give up halfway, he was really curious about the person Jiao Lei missed so much.
Si Xiaonian and his brother both said that he looks a bit like that person.
Walking through rows of niches, Zhou Bing didn't dare to take a breath until he saw Jiao Lei's back.
Looking at it from a distance, he didn't see the person in the photo clearly. He approached slowly with light steps. The closer he got, the deeper his frown became, and the more clearly he saw, the stronger his heart beating.
That person...that photo...the person in the photo...isn't he?
So... so nonsense!
Jiao Lei felt someone approaching, before he could turn his head, his arm was bumped suddenly, he didn't move, but the person who bumped into him staggered.
Facing Zhou Bing's eyes full of shock, bewilderment and horror, the anger that Jiao Lei had just aroused disappeared instantly.He could never get angry with this face, or two similar faces.
Zhou Bing's eyes were full of astonishment, and he was dumbfounded for a while, and the words were crowded in his throat, which was blocked.
Jiao Lei looked away from Zhou Bing's face, looked at Xia Weishen who was smiling brightly in the photo, and said softly, "Xia Weishen, my boyfriend."
This sentence made Zhou Bing close his eyes immediately, as if he had exhausted all his strength to close the two eyelids, the eyeballs were hot, and there was a layer of gravel on the eyelids, and the eyeballs hurt when they moved.
Zhou Bing calmed down and asked in a low voice: "You guys are so kind to me...you, Brother Xiaonian, my brother, who else?...Because, I'm like him?"
Jiao Lei: "...Yes...Nor." He and Si Xiaonian definitely did, but Qi Ran and Uncle Qi probably didn't.
Zhou Bing sucked a mouthful of her cheeks, and her face changed, "...Thank you."
Jiao Lei turned his head and saw Zhou Bing's awkward expression. He thought about it and explained, "Actually...it doesn't look like it." He reached out and clicked on the photo, "There is a mole on his right eyebrow," and this mole hides In Xia Weishen's eyebrow peak, Xia Weishen would look extra mischievous when he raised his eyebrows. He moved his finger down and tapped on the inner corner of Xia Weishen's right eye: "There is also one here." delicate.
Zhou Cake needs to get very close and look carefully to see it clearly. After all, the photo is not human-sized, and it has been beautified and smoothed, so it is not very clear.
Jiao Lei seemed to be trapped in the memory again, and continued to say: "There is a birthmark on the left waist, the size of a fingernail, and there is also a mole on the belly of the little toe of the left foot..."
At this moment, Zhou Bing suddenly felt very sorry for Jiao Lei and Xia Weishen!How vigorous their love was once, how lifeless Jiao Lei is now.
He also thought of the two months when his brother and Si Xiaonian had been tossed to death. He couldn't even eat, and almost couldn't sleep at night. He lost so much weight in the past two months. The only activity after class every day was Going to the street of Si Xiaonian's fruit and vegetable store, taking the bus non-stop, passing by again and again, at that time he was really afraid that his brother would go crazy, but now that he thinks about it, his brother and Si Xiaonian are still lucky and happy Yes, because of the comparison.
He suddenly wanted to hug such Teacher Jiao.
Not long after, Zhou Bing left, leaving Jiao Lei standing there alone, lost in thought.
Xiao Huang's motorcycle ran out of battery halfway, and Xiao Huang had no pedals, so Zhou Bing could only get off the bike and push Xiao Huang to walk. As he was walking, he suddenly sat down on the side of the road, hugging his knees and crying loudly.
Crying and crying, he remembered that in the Flower.coffee store, he told Lu Wan that he would be good buddies in the future, and Lu Wan immediately replied to him, "Zhou Bing, you bastard!" He was very confused at the time, until now he understands— — If you like it, you like it. Those who want to be buddies, and those who can be buddies, are open-minded.
Wiping away tears with the back of her hand, Zhou Bing raised her head to the sky and yelled, "Jiao Lei, you bastard!"
The author has something to say: [-] words are a bit long in one chapter, so they are separated and divided into the concluding chapter and the chapter.
mua!(*╯3╰)
☆, end chapter
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On the second day after the Mid-Autumn Festival, Qi Ran and Zhou Bing went home to celebrate the festival. Because they had greeted their grandfather and father in advance, the reunion dinner was changed to the next day.
When Zhou Bing arrived home, Grandpa Qi was playing with the rhododendrons bought from the flower market on the balcony, and the flowers were in full bloom.
Zhou Bing rushed into the bedroom to look for her father when she entered the house, hugged and acted like a baby. She obviously looked like an eight-year-old child when she saw her father, and after getting tired of her father Qi, she went to the balcony to watch the old man's flowers.
Zhou Bing hugged her knees and squatted behind Grandpa Qi: "Grandpa, isn't Mid-Autumn Festival admiring chrysanthemums?"
The old man held the watering can in his hand, and touched Zhou Bing's forehead lightly with the bottom of the can: "I just love admiring the azaleas. Have you got your mock exam results yet?"
Zhou Bing cried inwardly: Oh no!With his brother, the rogue academic master who has won the first place since he was a child, his pressure is too barren.
The old man urged impatiently: "Don't talk about it! Don't talk about the family law!"
Zhou Bing rubbed her face and muttered, "18."
The old man let out a "Yo He": "I remember that at the end of last semester, I was in grade 50, and this time I was eighteen, okay! I have made progress, and if you want anything, grandpa will buy it for you!"
With his chin resting on his knees and his fingers drawing circles on the ground, Zhou Bing said nervously, "Grandpa, it's class 18."
"Lang!" Throwing the kettle in his hand, the old man picked up a broom and started chasing the Zhoubing that had already jumped to the sofa: "You stand there for me! You can't get through this beating if you run to the end of the sky. If you don't study hard, Learn from other people's puppy love!"
Zhou Bing scratched his neck and shouted: "I'm divided! I'm divided! Aww!"
Qi Ran came back from the vegetable market to buy vegetables, and before he entered the house with the vegetables, he heard his family's old and young screaming in the house.
Tired, his grandfather never cared about his studies, maybe he was too worry-free, suddenly an uneasy Zhoubing came, accidentally aroused his grandfather's education factor, and kept catching Zhoubing's bad grades It's just a batch.
Qi's father came out on crutches, and stood at the door to try to persuade the fight: "Slap twice, Dad... Let's hit after eating... Only when you are full, you will be strong... Zhou Bing will buy a can of Coke for Dad."
Grandpa Qi: "No!"
Qi Ran who just entered the room: "Don't drink!"
Zhou Cake rubbing his ass: "Grandpa whipped my dad!"
Qi's father sighed, turned around and went back to the house and said, "Dad, keep pumping, give me two hits."
Zhou Bing rushed into the kitchen with a groan, locked the kitchen door, and slapped Qi Ran with a stern face, telling Qi Ran some school jokes while harming the vegetables.
After a while, the background sound of a martial arts drama came from the living room, and it also joined the sound of a radio advertisement selling medicine.
Halfway through the meal, Li Jinglan came. Originally, she was on vacation today, but thinking that the entire room was filled with men, it might not be easy to cook a reunion dinner, so she simply came back.
Qi Ran and Zhou Bing have gradually gotten used to getting along with Li Jinglan, not to mention Qi's father and Li Jinglan are much better than they expected. It is not difficult for people to see the tacit understanding between the two when they talk and occasionally make eye contact. These two middle-aged people are tricky.
Grandpa Qi turned a blind eye. He is old, and it is good that someone can take care of his son and grandson, and the whole family can be healthy and safe.
During the belated Mid-Autumn Festival reunion dinner, there was an extra lady on the table.Li Jinglan was a little cautious, Qi Ran served her food, she was even frightened, but her eyes were full of emotion.
Grandpa Qi only drank without making a sound, acting like a patriarch.
Zhou Bing is a ghostly and clever man trying his best to reconcile the atmosphere. Qi's father thinks that he talks too much, so he puts a stick bone in sauce for him to eat.
After lunch, Li Jinglan was going to push Qi's father to do meridian massage, and Qi Ran and Zhou Bing also followed, and then found that they were two high-wattage light bulbs, so they went to play billiards again.
After dinner, the two of them packed up their things and went back to the city. Zhou Bing started school the next day, and Qi Ran still had a day off, but he wanted to go back to accompany Si Xiaonian.
Grandpa Qi gave Qi Ran a box of dried fish.Qi Ran knew that the dried fish was for Si Xiaonian, and also knew that his grandfather's attitude had softened, and he followed the old man reluctantly, and after a few minutes the old man became angry.
"Stinky boy! Speak up if you have something to say!"
Qi Ran was shocked by the yelling: "Grandpa...I want to tell my dad..."
The old man was startled, then waved his hand impatiently and said, "Go ahead."
Qi Ran was terrified, especially after seeing Si Jin's reaction.He seldom hesitated, but the matter of coming out made him hesitate again and again. There was no other reason. They were all close relatives. He didn't want to hurt any of them, let alone see them suffer.
The old man couldn't stand it anymore, and yelled at him again: "You have the guts to show off with me! Just say what you want, don't whine!"
Qi Ran knocked on the door of his father's bedroom with his chest puffed out as if he had been pumped full of air. Li Jinglan was pressing his father's legs very professionally.
Seeing Qi Ran come in, Li Jinglan got up and said, "I'm going to clean up the kitchen."
Qi Ran: "Thank you, Aunt Li."
Li Jinglan smiled softly and kindly, looking at Qi Ran with love for the younger generation.
Qi's father moved the leg that Li Jinglan massaged, and asked, "You want to go back?"
Qi Ran squatted in front of the wheelchair and imitated Li Jinglan's technique and began to press his father's legs. The legs had grown flesh, and the hand felt much better. Before, the muscles were atrophied, and the person was thin, and his legs were actually bones.
"dad."
"Ok?"
"..." Qi Ran lowered his head and pointed his hair at Papa Qi. After thinking for a long time, he gritted his teeth and said, "I'm in love..."
Qi's father smiled and said, "I know."
Qi Ran suddenly raised his head: "Ah! You know?! What did Zhou Bing say?"
Qi's father grabbed his son's strong and generous shoulders, but it was a little difficult to grab them.He sighed and said frankly: "Your grandfather said, you and Xiaonian..."
Qi Ran froze immediately, imagining that his father kicked him a few meters away with a shadowless kick, slid his back against the wall to the ground, and vomited blood... No, his father couldn't lift his legs!
Scared to death!
Qi's father patted Qi Ran's stiff face with the back of his hand, pretending to be angry like a martial arts overlord, and said, "Don't kneel down yet!"
Qi Ran's knees softened, and he really knelt down.
Qi's father suppressed a smile, and Ren's expression twitched and stiffened: "Take it seriously!"
Qi Ran was like a little guy who offended Tianwei, under the shock of Qi's father who had been invading martial arts dramas for a long time, he told everything.
At the end, Qi's father showed a Conan-style smile: "No wonder, you didn't like Xue Mengzi at that time, I guessed it, if you don't do it, you have to like those other kinds, but in the end you just like men..."
Qi Ran was even more shocked. His father didn't slap him away with a palm, nor did he kick... yes, he couldn't lift it up.
In short, his father was calmer than everyone else when he accepted it.
Qi Ran: "Just?" Is liking men considered unusual?His dad is also very heavy.
Qi's father grabbed Qi Ran's shoulders, leaned down, and said earnestly: "I never cared about you. I always wondered... Will you become a gangster when you grow up like this? Will you break the law and go in? Will you take drugs? Could it be like this...would it be like that...I thought of the worst outcome...So it's not the most shocking thing for me whether you like a man or a woman. What shocked me the most was that I Why is my son so outstanding! I haven't taken care of it yet, he studies well, looks so handsome, he is filial to his grandparents, he is much better than me... he is really much better than me..."
Qi's father choked up with emotion at the end.
"Son, it's not that Dad doesn't understand anything, even if I don't understand anything, at least I understand my son."
Qi Ran rested his forehead on Qi's father's knee, and wrapped his arms around his legs, all his emotions were palpable.
The room was very quiet, and no one was talking anymore. I don't know when Papa Qi also had an extra head on his other knee.
Qi's father sighed and said, "You two... I've been away for two days and I've been thinking, and I've been bored for two hours after returning. Hurry up and go back to school. Next time I come back, give me some menopausal medicine."
Zhou Bing said in a low voice, "You just have a daughter-in-law, and you think your son is too bright." He and his brother finally had a stepmother.
Li Jinglan just passed by the door, and said with a smile: "I sauced the beef brisket and ribs, and you two take one each, and if you want to eat later, call me, I will send it by express, and I will definitely arrive in the same city in one day.
Qi Ran wiped away his snot and tears on Qi's father's knee, got up and picked up the Zhoubing, and urged, "Hurry up, catch the eight o'clock bus."
Zhou Bing said with a smirk: "I can see Brother Xiaonian before 09:30... Aww!"
Qi Ran raised his foot and kicked Zhou Bing in the hollow of Zhou Bing's knee. Zhou Bing was caught off guard and knelt down on one knee at the foot of Grandpa Qi who was passing by.
Grandpa Qi: "..."
After Zhou Bing finished crying, he knelt down on his knees and kowtowed to Grandpa Qi: "Grandpa wish you an early year, and wish you a happy life like Donghai..."
Everyone froze for two seconds, and then the room burst into laughter.
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Si Danian and Tang Ming decided to get married on the eleventh day, so three days before the eleventh day, Si Xiaonian and Qi Ran became busy tops.
At the beginning, Si Jin and Gao Dongmei agreed to Si Danian and Tang Ming's marriage because Si Xiaonian wanted to "break up" at that time, and all the decent wedding venues in the city were half a year ago, even better. It was booked out a year ago.
Si Danian is a person who doesn't care if he gets married or not, but Tang Ming thought, so everyone got busy.Unable to book a venue for the wedding banquet, Si Danian had a whim - hold a lawn wedding.
After the lawn wedding venue was rented out, an outsourced catering company was contacted, followed by a wedding company.
Si Xiaonian and Qi Ran acted as errand runners, and they were about to break their legs.In the end, Jiao Lei, Mo Ming, Sun Dexing were recruited, and occasionally Dai Donglang, Xiao Jie, and roommates from their dormitory would also come to help.
Si Danian had three sisters Hua as bridesmaids, and Tang Ming hired Qi Ran, Mo Ming, and Zhou Bing as best men. The three of them were equal in size, and standing with Tang Ming would not be too awkward, because the best man team looks good. A little high.Jiao Lei was excluded because he was too big and tall, and Si Xiaonian was not considered because he wanted to send Si Danian to marry.
The three stinky best men thought the rented suits were too ugly, so the three of them went to the mall to buy suits the day before the wedding.
Wearing Si Xiaonian's three-piece suit, Qi Ran's legs looked weak and he couldn't stand still, so if he killed Qi Ran, he had to buy a suit that was as handsome as the sky, and he kept Si Xiaonian from following him secretly.
In the past few days, Qi Ran has been mysterious not only this time, but at first Si Xiaonian thought that Qi Ran was too tired recently, after a few times, he finally found that Qi Ran's behavior was abnormal, too abnormal!
They disappear when they say they disappear, hiding and hiding.
Si Xiaonian thought to himself, when Si Danian finished his wedding, he had to clean up this bird. Recently, he was the one who took care of it, so he finally got hold of it, hum!
The night before the wedding, Si Danian went home to live in, preparing to welcome the bride the next day.
The next day, the make-up artist came to make up Si Danian at six o'clock. Gao Dongmei urged Si Xiaonian twice, and Si Xiaonian didn't get up from the bed until seven o'clock. He was really tired these days.
He doesn't need makeup, he changed into the suit given to him by his boss Danian after taking a shower, the makeup artist who did makeup for the bridesmaid insisted on doing Si Xiaonian's hair, Si Xiaonian only asked her to do a simple style, and usually put it on his forehead The broken hair was tidied up, exposing the forehead, and the whole face looked more energetic and heroic.
Just after nine o'clock, there was a knock on the door, and the bridesmaids and relatives at home hula-la blocked the door.
Then the tug-of-war between the hatchbacks began. Tang Ming brought his best man team and relatives to welcome the relatives. The best man team also brought three roommates and the vice-team of the school basketball. So he broke into the living room, because there are mostly women in the room, and there are mostly men outside the door, so they can't compete in strength.
Tang Ming's best man team and non-staff personnel are simply invincible and powerful.
Si Xiaonian's roommate, Sun Dexing, Xiao Jie, and the bridesmaids discussed a bunch of tricks yesterday. After these people attacked, they would drag out the best man and torture them.
Qi Ran blew up the balloons in the wedding tray until his cheeks became sore, he blew more than thirty in one minute, his eyes darkened and he almost fainted.This is not over yet, there is a girl in the bridesmaids group who has a Ph.D. in Mathematics, and she tries to pull Tang Ming away by doing all the math problems.
Zhou Bing sang love songs for Tang Ming till the end, his voice was hoarse like a rooster crowing, and then he was dragged to do doggerel.
Inexplicably helping Tang Ming find Si Danian’s wedding shoes, he found he vomited blood, but the wedding shoes were in the arms of a child of Si Jin’s relatives, and the child wanted to ride a horse with the shoes in his arms. On the neck, the child said that he would sit on his back and let him do push-ups. He did more than 60 push-ups for no reason before giving up.
Finally, the door of Si Danian's bedroom finally opened, and it was Si Xiaonian who came out.Everyone wailed, only Qi Ranle became a chrysanthemum.
His male ticket is so fucking handsome!
Awhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Si Xiaonian felt that someone was piercing him with scalding eyes, so he pressed his fist to his lips and coughed lightly, then Qi Ran quickly raised his eyes to look at the ceiling.
Si Xiaonian: "Brother-in-law, where is my red envelope?"
Tang Ming was so tormented that he was about to lose his appearance, he took a big red envelope from the inexplicable hand in charge of the red envelope, handed it over with both hands, and called out with a smile: "Little brother-in-law.
Everyone was amused and laughed.
Si Xiaonian said with a smile: "On behalf of my sister, the last question, if you answer the question correctly, you can enter the door. If you answer the wrong answer or don't answer, you can also enter the door if you choose punishment."
Before Tang Ming could answer, the best man group and soldiers behind him had already shouted: "Speak quickly! Say quickly! Don't miss the auspicious time for the ceremony!"
Qi Ran took the opportunity to wink at Si Xiaonian. Si Xiaonian was wearing a three-piece suit and behaved well, so he was extraordinarily abstinent.The sexy waistline is drawn out by the suit vest, and the long legs are wrapped in trousers... The most terrible thing is that Si Xiaonian's hairstyle is very flattering, and the facial features have been trimmed to be more handsome. Be wild!
very good!He just loves the untamed!
Qi Ran watched and pulled on the tie. The boss reminded him behind him: "Don't pull it, it took more than ten minutes to tie it."
Si Xiaonian asked with a smile: "My sister asked you, do you remember the first time we met, what clothes did she wear? Color, style, style..."
Tang Ming froze immediately.
Zhou Bing asked Tang Ming in the voice of the drake, "Brother Ming, you don't forget, do you?"
Tang Ming gave Zhou Bing an indescribable look.
He raised his forehead inexplicably: "It seems that I forgot," he asked Si Xiaonian, "How many chances will you give?"
Qi Ran stared at Si Xiaonian in a daze, tried hard to hide his infatuation, and kept silent.
One member of the best man team has fallen since Si Xiaonian came out... No, one bird has fallen.
Si Xiaonian: "Once."
Tang Ming thought to himself, the daughter-in-law is really cruel, even if he remembers, he can't say it in public.The first time he met Si Danian was to go to the house of his new boss, Si Jin, to pick up the keys to the warehouse. Si Jin was going to the cargo depot, so he went to Si Jin's house after six o'clock in the morning. The one who opened the door was Si Danian—a pink princess Nightdress, long hair loose, bare feet without shoes, sleepy eyes.He looked dumbfounded at that time, especially the part without underwear, and the two straight and fair calves. At that time, Si Danian was angry at his naked eyes. He slammed the door and scolded him, "Smelly rogue".
Uh... If the daughter-in-law wants to be punished, then so be it.
Si Xiaonian seemed to have decided that Tang Ming couldn't speak. He had heard from his sister that Tang Ming couldn't tell the story in public. Tang Ming was as bitter as Qi Ran.
He glanced at Qi Ran who was staring straight at him, then raised his hand and said, "Serve freshly squeezed fruit and vegetable juice."
The three bridesmaids walked up to the three groomsmen with three glasses of fruit and vegetable juice.
Inexplicably dumbfounded: "I..."
Zhou Bing's jaw was about to drop: "Oh, I..."
Qi Ran still looked at Si Xiaonian: "..." Handsome!sexy!Go wild!When you beg for mercy!
Because of the wedding, naturally no one swears. Tang Ming's people swallowed all the words, and everyone patted the three best men comfortingly.
Ji Rui rubbed his dog's nose and said, "There must be bitter melon, durian, right? Is it lime acid or acetic acid, there should be millet spicy... just ask yourself."
Si Xiaonian suppressed a smile and said, "The three please."
Inexplicably, he pressed Tang Ming's left shoulder with one hand, and Zhou Bing pressed Tang Ming's right shoulder with the other, and they raised their cups and touched each other.
Tang Ming couldn't laugh or cry and said, "I'm sorry, brothers."
Qi Ran frowned and asked, "Who made this thing?"
Si Xiaonian looked at Qiran with a strange expression, but he couldn't hide a smile in his eyes: "I did it."
Qi Ran understood, picked it up happily, paid respects to Si Xiaonian, and did it with a sweet "gudong gudong".
Three big cups of abnormal fruit and vegetable juice, served in draft beer cups, each cup is one liter, sour, spicy, salty and has a strong durian smell.
After finishing the drink, the three of them made a dog sticking out tongue expression at the same time. They burst into tears for no reason because they were afraid of the spicy food. They were afraid that the durian Zhoubing would retch. I drank the taste of milk tea in a daze.
Due to the auspicious timing of the ceremony, everyone had enough trouble, the bride and groom changed their mouths to beg for red envelopes from their parents, and then the long queue of wedding cars drove to the ceremony site in a mighty manner.
On the lawn, the red carpet was covered with flowers. At one end of the red carpet, the bride Si Danian walked step by step with his brother Si Xiaonian on his arms. On the other end of the red carpet, the groom Tang Ming stood in front of the flower curtain made of white Phalaenopsis orchids.
In the red carpet corridor, there are flower arches erected at intervals of one meter, and Si Danian's favorite flowers are hung on each arch.
Halfway through the red carpet, Si Danian suddenly slowed down and said in a low voice, "The flower arches in front of Xiaonian are given to you by my sister and brother-in-law."
Si Xiaonian said "Huh?" in surprise.He had an intuition that something was going to happen, and searched for Qi Ran while walking, nothing!Where did people go?
He raised his head slightly, and the arch above his head happened to be a white daisy. When the wind blows, the fragrance of the flowers swayed, and the next one was the lavender arch, followed by the green rose arch?
green rose?He remembered that Xue Mengzi had given Qiran a green rose...the light green rose exuded a faint fragrance.
Si Xiaonian's heartbeat accelerated in vain!
Reminded by the host, Tang Ming stepped down to take over the bride's hand from Si Xiaonian. Tang Ming kissed Si Danian on the back of her hand and hugged her.
"Master, here, Master..."
Si Xiaonian stood behind Si Danian, watching the two embrace each other, her sister got married, and there was a void in her heart...
He searched for someone, and saw Sun Dexing sitting on a white chair tied with a pink and red bow tie, making a trumpet shape with his hand, yelling softly towards him.
Si Xiaonian withdrew from the camera range and walked around the end of the ceremony area. At this time, Sun Dexing had already run over to meet him.
Sun Dexing grabbed Si Xiaonian's wrist and dragged him away: "Hurry up, hurry up!"
Si Xiaonian is still looking for Qi Ran. The three-meter-high and five-meter-long flower curtain is connected to the ceremony stage. The only groomsmen on the stage are Inexplicable and Zhou Bing, and they are all gone... Zhou Bing and a bridesmaid are holding rings to the stage. upload.
Si Xiaonian shook Sun Dexing's hand: "We will take a group photo after the ceremony, and I will be with you later..."
Sun Dexing dragged Si Xiaonian around the flower curtain and let go immediately, and added a BGM: "Dangdangdangdang!"
The scene in front of him shocked Si Xiaonian.
The back of the flower curtain was originally a bare steel frame, but now the steel bar is covered by countless flowers, forming a double-sided flower curtain with a strong fragrance. The scene is as beautiful as the front of Si Danian's ceremony because more flowers are used to cover the steel frame. So a huge scene was created.
Beauty is a bit extravagant.
There is also a ceremony stage behind the flower curtain, but there is no white chair with a bow tie under the stage. At this time, his roommate, Qi Ran's roommate, Xiao Jie, the deputy team leader, Dai Donglang, and Zhou Bing who just ran over from the front, Inexplicably, everyone surrounded the audience, while Sun Dexing stood in the distance carrying a video recorder.
Qi Ran stood on the ceremony stage behind the flower curtain, clasped his hands in front of him, stood upright, and looked even more solemn.
A straight black suit with a black shirt and a collar
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