Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day

Han Qianling: "..."

Confronted with Luo Jiujiang's pretentious, superficial acting, which sounds painless and has numerous loopholes visible to the naked eye, which the system calls "not acting at all", Han Qianling turned pale.

Maybe if you really care about it, you will be chaotic.

At the same time, Luo Jiujiang, who had abruptly lifted a boulder weighing more than ten tons, had a rosy face and breathed freely, while Han Qianling's forehead was sweating like rain in an instant, and his breathing was so flustered that he had completely lost his rhythm.

He hesitated and said in fear, "You..."

When he signed a billion-dollar bill for the first time in his life, he still didn't change his face, and he was still able to chat and laugh with the boss opposite.

When the doctor regretfully announced that his case was the only one in the world, and that there was no proven treatment method, and even euphemistically suggested that he might not live to be 30, Han Qianling just nodded, saying that he had expected it.

However, at this moment, facing the danger that Luo Jiujiang might encounter, Han Qianling was in chaos.

The system immediately turned off its own infrared camera module, thinking that it no longer needed to look at it.

It already has a good understanding of its host, and it can use the hard disk shredding module to deduce the logical process of Luo Jiujiang.

Sure enough, seeing Han Qianling's worried look, Luo Jiujiang immediately changed his words: "Don't worry, it hurt just a little bit. Now I feel much better."

As if trying to cover it up, he added a superfluous sentence: "I don't think the bones are broken."

system:[……]

Although it turned off the infrared camera, it did not turn off its own radio sensor.What a mistake.

On the other side, after hearing Luo Jiujiang's explanation, Han Qianling's complexion was still not much better.

The thrilling moment just now resurfaced in his mind repeatedly, and the horror contained in it far surpassed any banned movie in the world.

He saw with his own eyes that the boulder was like a hill, pressing down on Luo Jiujiang's thin figure.Luo Jiujiang's figure was set off extremely small, and the gravity accumulated from the high altitude could almost break a person's tendons and bones at the moment of contact.

Even though seeing Luo Jiujiang with his own eyes was useless, Han Qianling still wondered if he was dreaming.

He took a few steps forward with erratic footsteps, Luo Jiujiang saw that his face was not good, so he quickly supported him.

Ever since Han Qianling got acquainted with this world, the other party has always behaved very well.

Counting it, Luo Jiujiang took the initiative in the only few contacts between the two: holding Qianling's hand, reaching out to cover Qianling's cold back of the neck, and touching fingers when passing snacks.

However, this was the first time that Han Qianling held Luo Jiujiang's hand tightly, as if to make sure that Luo Jiujiang still existed in the world.

Maybe because he realized that Luo Jiujiang was "injured", he just let go of his hand, and patted along Luo Jiujiang's arm gently and flusteredly.

"Does it hurt here?" Han Qianling pressed Luo Jiujiang's elbow, his eyes fixed on him, and his expression slowly strengthened, his voice panicked and hurried, "Can you still lift your arm? Bend your fingers, if it hurts, keep it Hold still."

At this moment, no matter who can see Han Qianling's expression: concentration, concern mixed with heartache that must not be lost, they will feel very clearly that Luo Jiujiang is Han Qianling's life.

Luo Jiujiang lowered his head halfway, looking obedient, and he followed Han Qianling's instructions, never kicking his legs if he wanted to raise his hand, and never letting out a cloth when he wanted to throw a stone.

But actually...

Luo Jiujiang dreamily said to the system: [Wow, this feels so good...]

system:[……]

The system swears to God, it is definitely not the kind of system that discriminates against other people's sexuality, after all, how human sexuality cares about it.

However, at this moment, it really wanted to scold "dead gay" from the bottom of its heart.

No, are Comrade Gray Moonlight blind?What is the man in front of you picking up boulders with his bare hands? He can still crush boulders in his chest!

Not only is Luo Jiujiang not broken at all, but he can also give you a set of Ironman Decathlon on the spot!

Unfortunately, the thoughts of the system intelligence can only be heard by itself.

So the venerable system 5555 can only be forced to continue watching this couple online, on the surface they are checking their injuries, but they are actually flirting.

Han Qianling carefully checked Luo Jiujiang up and down.

Especially his arms, he really groped Luo Jiujiang's hands and arms with almost embroidery-like endurance and carefulness, to confirm that he really didn't break any bone.

After finishing these, he let out a long breath, like a wandering soul that had been frightened and finally returned to its body.

He looked at Luo Jiujiang and asked softly, "Does it still hurt?"

"Well... this..." Luo Jiujiang thought for a while, and decisively tapped the foreign aid in his mind: [In this situation, as an ordinary human being, do you think it is more appropriate for me to feel pain or not? ]

The system replied decisively: [The pain is appropriate. ]

Luo Jiujiang: [But I am afraid that Qianling will be worried. ]

[Then it doesn't hurt right. ]

[Yes, it is possible,] Luo Jiujiang was a little hesitant, [but it doesn't meet the standards of normal human beings. ]

system:[……]

The system is simply furious.

Does the host think that it is a normal human being to catch more than ten tons of rocks moving under the acceleration of gravity with bare hands, and then throw it under the cliff like throwing a volleyball? !

The system coldly told its particularly capable host: [According to the standards of normal human beings, it is more appropriate for the host to fall to the ground and throw himself on the street. ]

Luo Jiujiang: […]

Luo Jiujiang calmed down and decided to use a compromise: "It's okay, the pain is a bit painful, but you see, it doesn't affect the activity at all."

"Maybe it's a broken bone, we need to check it carefully." Han Qianling's expression was still serious, "The ambulance can't come in here, let's go down the mountain and call."

Han Qianling didn't dare to hold Luo Jiujiang's hand tightly, for fear of aggravating his injury, he had to hold Luo Jiujiang's sleeve tightly.

If Luo Jiujiang hadn't resolutely protested, Han Qianling would have wished to carry him down the mountain himself.

The system finally understood that when these two people meet together, they will have their own vision reduction buff.

On the bumpy mountain road, the two walked side by side for a while, and Han Qianling slowly recovered from the feeling of being on the verge of losing and being extremely frightened.

When people are in fear, their thinking ability is greatly compressed.However, as long as his mood is calmer, he can easily find many things that are wrong.

For example, Han Qianling is very sure about his strength.The moment he pushed Luo Jiujiang desperately just now, he was almost aiming at exchanging his life for his life, and he wanted to knock Luo Jiujiang out of the danger zone no matter what.

But why in the end, he himself was ejected more than ten steps away like hitting a spring?

And he could see clearly that the volume ratio between Luo Jiujiang and that huge rock was quite outrageous.He is in the jade business himself, so he knows the approximate density of this kind of rock.

Ordinary people, if their heads were crushed and their bodies were not crushed into a pancake, they could still distinguish the head and feet from the wreckage.

However, Luo Jiujiang not only hugged the stone in his arms like this, but also turned around lightly and threw the rock away.

This scene is beyond human common sense, too outrageous.

Han Qianling believes that with the development of the extreme potential of human beings, a mother may be able to lift a two-ton truck for her beloved child; but a man whose visual weight is in his early [-]s can lift a stone weighing at least ten tons ...This is not in line with the physiological structure.

Stimulated by this stone, Han Qianling finally re-appreciated Luo Jiujiang's astonishing culinary skills, as well as his knife skills that were invisible to the naked eye.

During the second half of the descent, Han Qianling loosened his grip on Luo Jiujiang's cuff, and looked at Luo Jiujiang's profile frequently.

He recalled it.

Luo Jiujiang greeted his gaze calmly.When Han Qianling No. 12 turned his head, Luo Jiujiang slowly stated the reason he had been brewing for a long time.

"Actually," he said mysteriously, "I have learned Qigong."

Han Qianling: "..."

Luo Jiujiang made up the lie seriously: "I can also practice Tai Chi, have you heard of four or two strokes?"

Han Qianling: "...Oh."

Han Qianling had no expression on his face, because he was a little unsure what kind of expression he should put on.

He could only quietly listen to Luo Jiujiang desperately trying to break the logic that he had strayed out of the solar system: "I think you are right, I may indeed have a fractured bone, and now it hurts after I know it, and I can't lift my hand. Activities are not convenient.”

Luo Jiujiang had already worked so hard, and it was really difficult for Han Qianling to dismantle him.

For the sake of love, Han Qianling tried her best to act as if she believed in it.

Han Qianling has already begun to think deeply about what he can do to prevent Luo Jiujiang from coming to Taiwan, and how to quietly bribe the doctor to open his eyes and tell lies, announcing that the X-ray film does have bone fractures.

Just then, another coincidence happened.

It was too late and then fast, almost in a flash, Luo Jiujiang's figure moved like the wind.

He first waved his hand, and cut off a branch on the side of the cliff with a knife, then grabbed the branch with his backhand, violently picked up a snake with bright colors and a triangular head, and nailed the long snake into the middle of the cliff. .

At that moment, Luo Jiujiang's expression was extremely serious.Like a suddenly rolling rock, this snake also appeared strangely.

He remembered that the world tried its best to hide the trace of Qianling from the beginning, so that he would not find it.

If something really happened to Qianling, his soul fragments would continue to sneak into the reincarnation of this world, and Luo Jiujiang didn't know how much time he would spend looking for him.

Just when Luo Jiujiang was thinking about it with a sullen face, Han Qianling beside him finally couldn't take it anymore, and coughed as if his throat was itchy.

Luo Jiujiang: "..."

Luo Jiujiang suddenly came back to his senses.

He suddenly realized what he had done.

Did he just say that his arm was broken and he couldn't lift his hand, so he nailed the poisonous snake to death with his hind legs?

Luo Jiujiang slowly turned his neck, facing Shanghan Qianling with an indescribable expression.

Han Qianling clenched his fists and coughed again. He pointed to the snake nailed by a tree branch on the cliff: "That...do you have anything else to say?"

Luo Jiujiang made the last dying struggle: "Actually, I have also learned the way of swordsman."

"...I can see it." Han Qianling took another look at the branch that pierced the snake's head and penetrated an inch into the soil layer of the cliff, and replied solemnly.

How could the branch understand the embarrassment in the world, it was still trembling along with the force Luo Jiujiang exerted just now.

In the relatively silent silence between the two, the scarlet viper flicked the tip of its tail reluctantly for the last time.

Han Qianling asked softly: "Did you know that the attack speed of snakes is generally between 44 milliseconds and 70 milliseconds."

Luo Jiujiang: "... I have been taught."

As soon as I heard it, I knew that it was a speed that ordinary people would never have. The problem was that if Luo Jiujiang made a move, the reaction was never so fast that it could not be measured in milliseconds.

Han Qianling thought for a while, and decided to ask Luo Jiujiang for advice: "After going down the mountain in a while, do you still need to call an ambulance?"

"No need." Luo Jiujiang rubbed the tip of his nose, "Shall we go back?"

"Back, why don't you come back." This time, Han Qianling took the initiative to extend a hand to Luo Jiujiang, and then tightly held Luo Jiujiang's hand that could lift rocks and nail into the soil with branches.

This time, the two of them really walked side by side.

The two walked a few steps, and Luo Jiujiang stopped again.

"What's the matter, Jiujiang?"

"Do you want to eat snake meat? If so, I'll take that snake back and make you some soup."

"..."

"It's very fresh, and you can grill it. The meat of that snake can be cooked or grilled, but it's best not to steam it—I'm very experienced in eating snakes."

"...Eat." In the face of temptation, Han Qianling decisively dedicated his morals to delicious food.

The author has something to say: Han Qianling: "I don't know why, but when I heard about eating snakes, I subconsciously felt very good."