Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day

As a new second-generation super intelligent artificial system, 5555 is extremely humane.

Its humanity is manifested in that it can learn independently, think independently, and can also complain about the best host, insult the scum target, and... be blinded by the light of showing affection.

——The last function, the system 5555 itself does not want it.

That is to say, there is no such contribution number as "Extreme Host bot" among the system's contact networks, otherwise 5555 will definitely make its host a popular sand sculpture of the year.

In addition to these extremely humane actions above, 5555 is also very good at emotional regulation and self-balance.

In human terms, it will gloat.

What should I do if I was blinded by the host again?It doesn't matter, find a more unlucky partner for dinner, and see that there are guys in the world who are much more miserable than you, and you will feel at ease.

This "unlucky object" was undoubtedly Qin Yunan.

After being repeatedly educated by the facts, the system finally learned to make good use of its own camera.Except for one camera that was locked on the host as a recorder, the other seven high-definition cameras were moved to Qin Yunan's side.

It needs to watch this big scum bad luck series and talk about it.

then……

One day passed...

Three days have passed...

a week has passed……

The system finally couldn't hold back, and asked Luo Jiujiang: [Host, did you draw the wrong target?Why is the scumbag not looking so unlucky now? ]

After being drained of all luck, shouldn’t you fall on the flat ground, eat half a bowl of sand when you eat, suddenly have no hot water in the shower, get on the bus and find that you don’t have change, etc., etc.?

Why did Qin Yunan survive in this world intact, except for being very unwilling to take advantage of Luo Jiujiang, it seemed that she had not received any other retribution.

[If I only took some of his luck away, he would be like that now. ]

Luo Jiujiang was not surprised that 5555 would ask this question: [But because I took away all his luck, he will only face such a dilemma at the end. ]

[Sorry, I don't understand, what are you talking about, host? ] The system can't understand it at all.

Luo Jiujiang explained to it very patiently: [For example, what kind of person would you call 'the Chosen One'? ]

The system was lost in thought.

Luo Jiujiang answered it for it: [First he won a prize of tens of millions, and at the last moment when the prize was about to be squandered, the gambler who won a prize of hundreds of millions, at the critical moment when the two armies are on the verge of battle, when the enemy is strong and we are weak, The protagonist who suddenly fell into the earthquake with a meteorite fell from the sky, and was able to escape unscathed from the mortal situation more than a dozen times in a row-this kind of person, everyone will call him the Chosen One. ]

After a pause, Luo Jiujiang asked meaningfully: [Do you think that the Chosen One will pick up money on the ground in his daily life, travel on sunny days, and never be caught cheating? ]

Hearing this, the system understood what Luo Jiujiang meant: [No.Such people are just 'lucky' and 'lucky'. ]

[yes.So the examples you gave, such as wrestling on the ground, choking your teeth when eating, and choking when drinking, are all just 'bad luck'. ]

Luo Jiujiang's answer was very indifferent: [People who have no luck at all will not encounter setbacks in small things at the beginning.They will stumble, and they must be beaten to the point where they can never turn over in major events, at the moment before success is only one step away, and at their fingertips. ]

[If he really encounters the few small examples you mentioned before one day,] Luo Jiujiang shrugged lightly, [It either means that he has finally accumulated a little luck, or these encounters will be directly fatal. ]

The system has obviously fallen into extremely deep thinking.

And Luo Jiujiang summed up his point of view: [Luck is not a straight line, and it will not be constant forever.Luck is the best luck that is reserved for the moment when it is most useful. ]

Listening to his words, 5555 actually felt enlightened.

When it spoke again, the electronic voice was even a little in awe: [Are you so familiar with all the laws of the world? ]

Luo Jiujiang raised his hand and rubbed his nose: [Oh, that's not true, it's mainly luck—or air luck, I'm so familiar with this thing.Oh, how did you say that? 'Luck is like the wind, always with me'. ]

[That's about it. ] Luo Jiujiang nodded, [They are so fond of me, they never want to leave, I am really embarrassed. ]

system:[……]

It discovered that its host has an unmatched ability.

That is, every time it establishes a filter for the host, the other party can always break it in less than three seconds.

The system vomited a bubble in Luo Jiujiang's consciousness, and disappeared without a word.

Before going offline, a thought suddenly appeared in its logical thinking module——

His host seems to be the Chosen One.

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Qin Yunan had a good life recently.

Ever since that conversation with Luo Jiujiang, he has always harbored resentment towards Ye Lianjiang in his heart.

Because of this, he had a greater fighting spirit on the contrary - he had to let Ye Lianjiang see how he could stand out, and how much a potential stock Ye Lianjiang had given up.

They have already supported him to the university, but they broke off the relationship when they said they didn't care.He wanted Ye Lianjiang to regret it, and to suffer the pain of falling short!

Because of this, he was motivated to attend classes, do homework, use the school gym, make contacts in various ways, participate in fellowships, and then...

Then, not surprisingly, he found a shortcut to the climb.

At a sorority party, he met a girl named Wanru, the daughter of the Wan family.

In that fellowship, he showed Wanru his skills in making cocktails, and used some interesting experiences in the downtown area to win Wanru's favor.They talked happily that night, and even exchanged each other's communication methods when they parted.

A week later, Qin Yunan asked Wan Ru out alone in the name of "reference gift", and then treated her to a meal.

After this meal, Qin Yunan's heart suddenly became alive after realizing Wan Ru's good appointments, her lack of airs, her innocent personality and many other advantages.

Long before he went to university, he had a faint idea: he must have a girlfriend in college.

The female students in the university are usually residents of the upper city. If it is not for the girl's own outstanding qualities, it is because her family is very powerful and enlightened that she can train her daughter to a first-class institution like Union University.

The girls raised in this way are usually relatively innocent and pure, and because their own abilities are slightly inferior, most of them will worship the strong, and they are the best girlfriend candidates in Qin Yunan's heart.

He knows very well that with his own background, even if he relies on his alma mater to be gilded, after entering the society, he will have to go through a lot of difficulties to earn a leap in class by himself.

In contrast, there is a very simple and smooth path that can allow him to realize the soaring of his life and ideals.

——Find a girlfriend from a superior family background who is gentle and virtuous.

——It would be even better if that girl was the only child in the family, which means that everything in her family will belong to Qin Yunan in the future.

Qin Yunan had such an opportunity only in universities when students’ concepts and hearts were relatively pure, when the class gap was not so obvious, and when they paid more attention to their achievements in school rather than their achievements in society. Being able to associate with a girlfriend who is far beyond his own level.

For this purpose, since he entered school, he has never blushed with his classmates, and has always kept himself clean outside. He does not laugh casually like boys of the same age. speech.

Like a true gentleman.

After waiting patiently for so long, he finally waited for Wanru to come.

Qin Yunan was overjoyed!

On the afternoon of the appointment with Wanru, he excused himself to wash his hands before going to the bathroom, facing the mirror, unable to restrain his ecstatic look any longer.

Excessive ecstasy made his handsome face look a little hideous.

With unprecedented patience, wisdom and skill, he tailored an image for Wanru that she would like.

This time, he really put his heart into it, much more than when he complained to Ye Lianjiang back then.

Under his painstaking management, after half a month, Wan Ru would already complain to him about the little things in life.

A month later, Wan Ru believed in his vision and character so much that she would come to him for reference on some serious matters that she was unsure about.

One and a half months later, he knelt down on one knee in Wanru's dormitory, holding a rose in his hand, surrounded by a circle of lit heart-shaped candles, and more than [-] brothers cheered behind him.

Under the romantic background music and the urging of everyone, Wan Ru accepted the bouquet of flowers with a look of surprise.

At this time, Luo Jiujiang happened to be passing by not far away with Han Qianling. Seeing this scene, he gave the ultimate evaluation: [It's so greasy. ]

The system corrected him: [It is said that this is a method that 80.00% of boys would choose, and the rate of favorable comments is extremely high. ]

[...But it's really greasy. ] Luo Jiujiang said helplessly.

After a pause, Luo Jiujiang added: [Well, let me show you a non-greasy one. ]

[No... host, don't... you must not...]

The weak cry of the system was obviously half a second late, because the next moment, Luo Jiujiang had already drawn his sword in his hand, smiling and looking at Han Qianling beside him: "I have a new set of sword techniques that I want to present to you."

Han Qianling paused lightly: "Dedicated to me?"

"Because...except deep love, nothing can make me burst out with the same inspiration." Luo Jiujiang smiled, and asked warmly: "Have you ever seen the bright moon?"

That night, a saber aura pierced the sky, and the bright shadow of the saber pierced into the sky like a dragon with its neck coiled up.The light of the knife is unrestrained, as if it can break all the shackles of space and time, until it is at the same level as the moon.

——Have you ever seen the bright moon in the sky?

—Lend it to you for a look.

The next morning, Luo Jiujiang received headlines in major newspapers.

At noon that day, the vice president of the Martial Arts Association came to discuss with Luo Jiujiang whether he could record this set of saber techniques.

Three years later, this set of sword techniques called "Mingyue Yeling" was included in the special-grade textbook and became a reference section for after-school appreciation—mainly because it was so difficult that ordinary first-class warriors could not even use it.

And Luo Jiujiang expressed satisfaction with all of this: [Look, I don't think this method is too greasy. ]

system:[……]

Although it doesn't even have a face, it always feels that its face has been shown again inexplicably.

- so angry!It once shouted "Don't, don't, don't, don't!"!