Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day

The system has experienced so many mission worlds, and it is the first time that it knows that luck can still be drawn out.

It made a crackling electronic sound in Luo Jiujiang's mind, which sounded like sparks: [Host...how did you do it? ! ]

Having been with the system for a long time, Luo Jiujiang can easily distinguish its emotions, such as the amazement and shock at the moment.

[It's very simple, as long as it is divided into three steps, see, hold, and take out. ]

[You have to calm down and look intently until you look into the deepest part of his soul. ]

Luo Jiujiang has no intention of hiding personal interests, and he will give all the advice to the system, "I enter the Tao with a knife, so as long as I hold the knife, I can see where everything comes from." ]

[The remaining two steps can be combined directly, you reach out to hold it, then take it out and throw it away. ]

5555: [...Is it a bit wasteful? ]

And it didn't understand at all!

Looking at Luo Jiujiang's expression of course, the system couldn't help feeling ashamed—could this be the legendary saying "you won't copy the answer even if you're given a reference"?

Fortunately, it has long learned from life experience, the truth of "never discuss technology with an ultimate hacker like Luo Jiujiang".

Therefore, even in the face of this enigmatic reference answer, the system still accepts it well.

The only thing that makes it incomprehensible is...

[However, the host...] System 5555 said hesitantly, [The hand you put in your pocket seems to be holding a nail clipper, right? ]

Far from being incomprehensible, it was simply unbearable. Under Luo Jiujiang's outrageous actions, it had to make a voice from the soul: [Host, nail clippers... are they considered knives? ]

Luo Jiujiang: […] He choked up.

After taking a deep breath in silence, Luo Jiujiang slowly said: [Actually, you don't need to observe so carefully, you have to know that thinking too much is just asking for trouble. ]

After listening to the system, he was thoughtful and deeply educated.

At this point, 5555 has only one last question to ask.

[But I still want to know why you are holding a nail clipper. ]

[…] Luo Jiujiang couldn't resist its persistence, so he had to answer truthfully: [The knife is already in my heart, and there is no need for a physical body. ]

[I hold the nail clippers for the occasion, after all, this is the most knife-like thing on my whole body, except for the tiepin on my chest. ]

Pausing for a moment, Luo Jiujiang added empathetically: [If this matter makes you so entangled, then I will carry a fruit knife with me next time. ]

system:[……]

It was a little touched, but also a little unbelievable, it couldn't believe that its host had such a considerate moment.

But in the next second, its thoughtfulness turned into ashes.

Because after referring to the system's opinions, Luo Jiujiang thought it would be too wasteful to just throw away luck like this.

So he collected the undissipated luck again, and knocked on the window of the system in a friendly manner: [Can you try to communicate with this world, and package and mail this luck to the reincarnated Ye Lianjiang? ]

system:[……]

It scolded itself in the logic running module for being too talkative, while trying to awaken the host's conscience: [In what name do you think I want to say this to the world? ]

Luo Jiujiang thought for a while: [In the name of criminal compensation? ]

system:[……]

It dryly reminded Luo Jiujiang: [Host, this is the only world that hasn't blocked me since I followed you. ]

Luo Jiujiang was slightly taken aback: [Greeting politely, will you also be blocked by the world? ]

The system was very hesitant, not knowing whether to tell the host that this request sounded too much.

It is ready to sacrifice its life for righteousness, with a tragic mood, and with the spirit of actively blowing up bunkers, it seeks to blackmail itself... Ah no, to communicate with the world.

But what the system didn't expect was that his host completely changed his mind after a moment of contemplation.

[Then pretend I didn't say this. ] Luo Jiujiang took this group of luck to himself and stopped mentioning this topic.

The system was shocked to the extent that the eight infrared cameras opened up, and a total of 64 ghost images appeared.

What is it, what has brought back the long-lost integrity of the host!What is it, what makes the host's shriveled conscience cheat!

It inadvertently asked this question, and then got an answer from the host.

Luo Jiujiang's answer is meaningful: [Because I learned programming language. ]

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For that thoughtless answer, the system used a hundred times more focused experience than usual to observe how its host listened to the lecture.

Since Luo Jiujiang is only an auditor, and he is also an auditor who does not need to take exams or hand in homework, the teacher never ignores him, and only occasionally answers difficult questions for him.

As for Han Qianling next to him - that's right, so far the major social networking sites have been unable to explain why Han Qianling and Luo Jiujiang went to computer class together - as early as before the class bell rang, he was used to opening the computer class. The minesweeper game that comes with the computer.

system:[……]

It looks like he has completely given up on himself.

Look at Luo Jiujiang next to him: full of energy!very energetic!Full of energy!

I saw that Luo Jiujiang first opened the character editor, and then half of the character design was completed, and he started 3D modeling—huh?Why is this character model so familiar?

The body proportions, the silhouette of the back, the details of the face, the distribution of the facial features...

The system can no longer deceive itself, isn't this tm Han Qianling!

This is Han Qianling with fluttering hair, wearing ancient costumes, and a bright smile on his face, as if he had been registered as an exclusive patent by the host!

Countless pop-up windows immediately appeared on the program page of 5555, just like the uncontrollable desire to complain in the human heart.

But everything was pushed back firmly by it.

it's OK.The system thought calmly: Come on, hold on, I can still hold on.

Sure enough, after supporting for about 10 minutes, it waited for the dawn of victory.

Luo Jiujiang closed the character editor of "3D Hanqianling", and opened another editor's archive instead.

good, very good. 5555 faced Tongsheng with a smile—life is full of ups and downs, open and close.He believes that as long as it can persevere through the trough of life, it will usher in the hillside full of golden sunshine next.

Look, this new character's healthy wheat-colored skin; look, this new character's sword is like frost and snow; look, this new character has such a handsome face... Anyway, it is the same face as the host.

If placed a year ago, System 5555 would have been shocked by the narcissism of its host.

However, up to now, it is just wearing a dreamy smile code, looking at the scene in front of it proudly.

It's not easy, the stupid son of the landlord's family can finally get away from his child bride-in-law who is full of filters, and do something useful to himself.

It's nothing for a man to look at his own face and pinch himself a villain. Don't women always put on makeup by themselves in front of the mirror?

The system confidently outputs logic: This is really normal, as long as the host doesn't...

As long as he hosts...

he……

The system suddenly stuck.

The host was right.The system admitted it in his heart with grief and indignation.

If there is a real body, there must be two tears in 5555's eyes at this time: The host said it before, I don't need to observe so carefully, thinking too much is just asking for trouble for myself.

If 5555 hadn't discovered just now that "3D Luo Jiujiang" and "3D Hanqianling" were wearing the same couple costume, how happy it would be now!

And if it didn't do anything good to analyze the host's code, and found that the host even frantically wore the same couple underwear for both models, how happy it would be now.

endure.System 5555 swallowed all the tears, repeatedly persuading itself in the thinking logic module.

——I have to be patient, and endure what the ordinarily cannot bear, so that I can achieve what the ordinarily cannot.As long as this host is sent away, I will be the first to write the turtle breathing program.

For the happiness of more systems, so that more systems are not afraid of encountering this kind of host, 5555 can!

It fantasizes itself as a mythical monkey suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain, and brings into its mind the big turtle that propped up the sky with its four feet when Nuwa was mending the sky, and its soul came out of its body in a trance, just like when it was pecked. Hearty Prometheus.

System 5555 waited and waited, waited for so long, and finally waited until Luo Jiujiang closed this page too.

The 5555 can finally dissipate heat from the overrunning CPU, just like a human being exhales a long breath.

--Um?

Wait a moment? !

What are you doing host? !

Why did you turn on the character modeling of 3D Hanqianling again?

Wait you stop!Han Qianling's modeling is already perfect, don't enlarge it, don't refine it hair by hair - I @￥%&* can't see the difference between the two, what is the significance of your doing this where……

Later, in the best-selling book "My Host and Me" by System 5555, the description of this matter is as follows:

——"I'm so stupid, really. I spit out a piece of obsolete confusing code: I only know that in a world with Han Qianling, the host will show affection like a madman, and wear filters. I don't know that he is in front of me When using a computer, the above operations can be completed alone.”

——"As soon as the class bell rang, I focused on observing the host's actions and letting the host grow on its own. The host is very savage, and I can't control what he wants to do. He opened the character editor, and I Just pay attention to him with a hundred times the energy."

——"I think he first modeled his subject, and then built a character model for himself in a couple outfit, even the underwear is a couple outfit. Finally, he fine-tuned the 3D model of his subject hair by hair. .”

——"I'm anxious, I don't know if he will refine the subject's leg hair with the same attitude, I really can't stand it after thinking about it, so I quickly stopped the host's extreme behavior..."

5555 finally couldn't bear to save his own spirit, and it spoke to Luo Jiujiang with great pain: [Host, can you change your job? ]

Luo Jiujiang is easy to talk: [Then what do you think is a good job? ]

[You can change the programming! ] The system sincerely recommends it.

good idea!Luo Jiujiang immediately changed programming.

Five minutes later, he manipulated the computer in his hand, hacked into the background of Han Qianling's computer next door, and helped Han Qianling pass the clearance of 5 mine-sweeping arrays.

After 10 minutes, the code he wrote could release red hearts and fireworks on Hanqianling's computer screen.

Twenty minutes later, the 10D model of the couple he had just edited performed a lively tango on Han Qianling's computer.

Luo Jiujiang said sincerely: [Sure enough, changing the way of working will make you happier.System, thank you for your suggestion! ]

5555: […]

The bell for the end of get out of class will ring in three seconds, and the system will forever fall into the night before dawn.

The system is dead, not wearing resurrection armor.

Don't ask where it will go, its journey is the farthest place from this couple.