spokesperson for heaven
Chapter 13 You just eat my banana
At the moment, the five suspects have been introduced, they are a doctor and four patients.The illnesses of the four patients are more bizarre than the last one—musical genius Zhou Gao Leng who stutters, Sen Miao Miao who thinks he is a cat, Pa Biao who is afraid of ghosts, and Han Junxian who forcibly treats a doctor as his girlfriend.Jing Normal is a special one, so he has received a lot of attention and is in a more dangerous situation.
After the self-introduction, everyone talked about their timeline of the day. Everyone has a relatively vague time period, and this period needs to be unlocked to fill in the plot.
The next step is to collect evidence, the six people are divided into two groups and enter the scene to search for evidence.The design of this link will never disassemble the CP, so Lin Jing, Han Duo, Pascal, and Mizumori, Su Yuyan, and Zhou Hongle are in the group.
Pascal went to Lin Jing's room, Lin Jing decided to go to the scene of the crime, and Han Duo followed behind him.
The scene of the crime was Dean Zhen's office. Lin Jing wanted to push the door in, but Han Duo stepped forward to help him open the door.
Lin Jing wanted to take a box on the top of the cabinet, but Han Duo jumped up first to help him get it.
Lin Jing looked at the fruits on the table, and Han Duo immediately peeled a banana and handed it to his mouth.
Lin Jing: "...Thank you, I won't eat."
Han Duo directly yelled at the banana: "You eat it, Zhengzheng, you just eat my banana."
Lin Jing: "..." What a terrible conversation.
But the banana had already touched his lips, and he would not eat it unless he ate it, so he had no choice but to take a bite of Han Duo's hand.
Han Duo looked down at him, his eyes were bright.
In the beginning, he deliberately approached Lin Jing in order to judge what kind of person he was and whether he was involved in the matter he was investigating.
However, after contacting the real Lin Jing, he was confused.
Because Lin Jing is really a very special person, the specific manifestation of this special is that he can't see desire in his eyes.
Living in this society full of desires, material desires, love desires, goals, dreams... people are entangled in various thoughts, and it is difficult to escape.Without desire, it is simply unimaginable.When you live in this world, there is always something you want to do, otherwise, what are you doing alive?
Han Duo thought to himself, did he read it wrong?But in order to be a good actor, he even learned the art of physiognomy from a master of physiognomy—not the kind of fortune-telling and fortune-telling, but to be able to see a person's character clearly.
He has identified so many faces of all kinds, and he knows too well what it means to be born from the heart.
In Han Duo's eyes, Lin Jing is indifferent. He may have dreams and things he wants to do, but those have not become obsessions that bother him, they are just spices in the process of enjoying life.There was such a strong vitality beating on his face, like a seedling burrowing out of the ground, that Han Duo even mistakenly thought he smelled the sun.It was something he had never seen, never imagined.
Lin Jing was going to take the banana from Han Duo, but Han Duo refused to give it to him, saying, "I'll feed you, and you can concentrate on searching for evidence."
Lin Jing said, "You don't search for evidence? Are you an undercover agent sent by the murderer?"
Han Duo paused and smiled, "Why am I an undercover agent sent by the murderer, not the murderer?"
Lin Jing was silent, and raised his head to look at him. The two people's eyes met, and they couldn't move away like a magnet finding its opposite pole.
In Han Duo's deep drooping eyes, there was imperceptible interest and fighting spirit, and Lin Jing also seemed to be doing his part.
This glance not only ignited the flames of war between the two, but also made the director off-site watch with enthusiasm.In the director's camera, it seems that they are not here to play the game of solving crimes at all, but two male beasts in the tribe of beasts who are about to duel.
But after a short time, Lin Jing turned his head away. Almost at the same time, Han Duo also laughed, "Even if I am an undercover agent sent by the murderer, I will insist on feeding you bananas."
Lin Jing: "...What kind of enmity?"
Han Duo said: "After all, you are my first love now. I will definitely keep the character design in mind, follow the director's instructions, and record this episode meticulously."
Lin Jing was really helpless: "What orders did the director give you?"
Han Duo just laughed, "I asked the director how to play the role of Han Junxian, and the director said that there is only one thing that needs to be done according to the character design, and that is—"
He took a step forward, bowed his head and said, "Touch you."
Lin Jing's heart suddenly exploded, and he backed away calmly, leaning against the wall.
Han Duo simply stood in front of him, just looked down at him without any other movements, but he always had the illusion that he was being beaten by the wall.
Han Duo lifted the banana and put it near his mouth, "Eat."
Lin Jing was silent for a while, then opened his mouth and took a bite out of nowhere.
When he was about to bite the second bite, Han Duo suddenly pulled the banana back and took a bite himself.He intentionally moved slowly so that Lin Jing could see clearly.Then, he brought the banana to Lin Jing's mouth again.
Lin Jing lowered his eyes, did not speak, did not refuse, just ate the banana with his hand.
The two of them tacitly agreed, allowing an inexplicable atmosphere to spread around, and just like this, you ate a banana one bite at a time.
Off the stage, the director said melancholy: "I'm still naive. I even questioned the plan of playing Danmei's borderline ball at the beginning. I was always worried that Han Duo would not cooperate and the program would not be effective."
The straight guy next to him touched the back of his head and said, "Now... it's working? Don't you need to worry?"
"Sorrowful!" The director sighed, "I'm so worried that I won't pass the trial!"
The straight guy was puzzled, "Why, they just ate a banana."
After a while, he slapped his head, "Wait, director? You are also a straight man, isn't your knowledge a bit too rich, and your comprehension, why is it not at the level of an ordinary straight man?"
Director: "... slipped away."
Pascal rummaged through Lin Jing's room and found a lot of evidence. He entered the scene of the crime contentedly, intending to see how the two teammates were progressing.
As a result, as soon as they came in, they saw two people standing by the wall and staring at each other.
Pascal greeted casually: "Hey, what are you doing standing there? It's been so long, have you found any useful clues?"
Han Duo: "..."
Lin Jing: "..."
Before Han Duo could speak, Lin Jing quickly said, "I'm afraid, you should go find another room first. We have limited time, so search as much as possible."
"Oh." Pascal left in a daze.
Lin Jing looked at Han Duo, and said righteously: "Go, go out and search for evidence!"
Han Duo said aggrievedly, "But I don't want to go out and search."
Lin Jing hesitated, "Do you want to search here? OK, I'll let you."
Han Duo said, "I want to search your heart. I want to search for... the evidence that you love me."
Lin Jing: "..."
Under Han Duo's gaze, Lin Jing walked to the sofa next to him and picked up a pillow.
Under Han Duo's gaze again, he walked back silently and said, "Look, this is a hug pillow."
Then he threw it at Han Duo with all his strength, "A scumbag who is specially used to smash you, you go away! Go far away! Go!"
Han Duo took a full bosom, and said with a smile: "Hitting is kissing and scolding is love, and the love for me is soft."
As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, a recording pen fell out of the pillow and fell to the ground with a "clang".Apparently, this is a hidden piece of evidence.
Lin Jing quickly picked up the recording pen, and said to Han Duo: "The evidence here is mine, you can search elsewhere."
Han Duo still wanted to complain, but Lin Jing suddenly said, "Be good, and reward you with holding hands after searching."
Han Duo's expression suddenly became a little strange. He didn't expect Lin Jing to respond. He hesitated for a long time between the two choices of continuing to flirt and being obedient, and finally said desperately: "Why are you holding hands? Can you reward a kiss?"
Lin Jing saw Han Duo's entanglement, and a flash of inspiration came, and he finally found a way to deal with this psychosis.
He wiped his face and said sincerely: "Believe it or not, I really dare to kiss."
"..." Han Duo walked out with a flutter.
After he went out, Lin Jing's expression calmed down in an instant.
He shook his head, smiled, then took out the recording pen and sent the voice inside to the phone.
Outside the venue, the director, who was originally focusing on the romantic scene between the two, was shocked when he saw the recorder.
"My god, didn't this...fuck, did he do it on purpose? What the hell...Camera No. 6 quickly give Lin Jing a close-up, focusing on his sweet smile..."
The director felt that the recording of this episode was really exciting. Usually, the recordings were based on jokes from the show, but today he was looking for the show from the jokes.Moreover, the guests usually collect evidence and analyze in a regular manner, and the brain-burning points are concentrated in the analysis link, and the murderer does not have much room to show off his IQ.
But today, the murderer—clearly wanted to make trouble!
After the self-introduction, everyone talked about their timeline of the day. Everyone has a relatively vague time period, and this period needs to be unlocked to fill in the plot.
The next step is to collect evidence, the six people are divided into two groups and enter the scene to search for evidence.The design of this link will never disassemble the CP, so Lin Jing, Han Duo, Pascal, and Mizumori, Su Yuyan, and Zhou Hongle are in the group.
Pascal went to Lin Jing's room, Lin Jing decided to go to the scene of the crime, and Han Duo followed behind him.
The scene of the crime was Dean Zhen's office. Lin Jing wanted to push the door in, but Han Duo stepped forward to help him open the door.
Lin Jing wanted to take a box on the top of the cabinet, but Han Duo jumped up first to help him get it.
Lin Jing looked at the fruits on the table, and Han Duo immediately peeled a banana and handed it to his mouth.
Lin Jing: "...Thank you, I won't eat."
Han Duo directly yelled at the banana: "You eat it, Zhengzheng, you just eat my banana."
Lin Jing: "..." What a terrible conversation.
But the banana had already touched his lips, and he would not eat it unless he ate it, so he had no choice but to take a bite of Han Duo's hand.
Han Duo looked down at him, his eyes were bright.
In the beginning, he deliberately approached Lin Jing in order to judge what kind of person he was and whether he was involved in the matter he was investigating.
However, after contacting the real Lin Jing, he was confused.
Because Lin Jing is really a very special person, the specific manifestation of this special is that he can't see desire in his eyes.
Living in this society full of desires, material desires, love desires, goals, dreams... people are entangled in various thoughts, and it is difficult to escape.Without desire, it is simply unimaginable.When you live in this world, there is always something you want to do, otherwise, what are you doing alive?
Han Duo thought to himself, did he read it wrong?But in order to be a good actor, he even learned the art of physiognomy from a master of physiognomy—not the kind of fortune-telling and fortune-telling, but to be able to see a person's character clearly.
He has identified so many faces of all kinds, and he knows too well what it means to be born from the heart.
In Han Duo's eyes, Lin Jing is indifferent. He may have dreams and things he wants to do, but those have not become obsessions that bother him, they are just spices in the process of enjoying life.There was such a strong vitality beating on his face, like a seedling burrowing out of the ground, that Han Duo even mistakenly thought he smelled the sun.It was something he had never seen, never imagined.
Lin Jing was going to take the banana from Han Duo, but Han Duo refused to give it to him, saying, "I'll feed you, and you can concentrate on searching for evidence."
Lin Jing said, "You don't search for evidence? Are you an undercover agent sent by the murderer?"
Han Duo paused and smiled, "Why am I an undercover agent sent by the murderer, not the murderer?"
Lin Jing was silent, and raised his head to look at him. The two people's eyes met, and they couldn't move away like a magnet finding its opposite pole.
In Han Duo's deep drooping eyes, there was imperceptible interest and fighting spirit, and Lin Jing also seemed to be doing his part.
This glance not only ignited the flames of war between the two, but also made the director off-site watch with enthusiasm.In the director's camera, it seems that they are not here to play the game of solving crimes at all, but two male beasts in the tribe of beasts who are about to duel.
But after a short time, Lin Jing turned his head away. Almost at the same time, Han Duo also laughed, "Even if I am an undercover agent sent by the murderer, I will insist on feeding you bananas."
Lin Jing: "...What kind of enmity?"
Han Duo said: "After all, you are my first love now. I will definitely keep the character design in mind, follow the director's instructions, and record this episode meticulously."
Lin Jing was really helpless: "What orders did the director give you?"
Han Duo just laughed, "I asked the director how to play the role of Han Junxian, and the director said that there is only one thing that needs to be done according to the character design, and that is—"
He took a step forward, bowed his head and said, "Touch you."
Lin Jing's heart suddenly exploded, and he backed away calmly, leaning against the wall.
Han Duo simply stood in front of him, just looked down at him without any other movements, but he always had the illusion that he was being beaten by the wall.
Han Duo lifted the banana and put it near his mouth, "Eat."
Lin Jing was silent for a while, then opened his mouth and took a bite out of nowhere.
When he was about to bite the second bite, Han Duo suddenly pulled the banana back and took a bite himself.He intentionally moved slowly so that Lin Jing could see clearly.Then, he brought the banana to Lin Jing's mouth again.
Lin Jing lowered his eyes, did not speak, did not refuse, just ate the banana with his hand.
The two of them tacitly agreed, allowing an inexplicable atmosphere to spread around, and just like this, you ate a banana one bite at a time.
Off the stage, the director said melancholy: "I'm still naive. I even questioned the plan of playing Danmei's borderline ball at the beginning. I was always worried that Han Duo would not cooperate and the program would not be effective."
The straight guy next to him touched the back of his head and said, "Now... it's working? Don't you need to worry?"
"Sorrowful!" The director sighed, "I'm so worried that I won't pass the trial!"
The straight guy was puzzled, "Why, they just ate a banana."
After a while, he slapped his head, "Wait, director? You are also a straight man, isn't your knowledge a bit too rich, and your comprehension, why is it not at the level of an ordinary straight man?"
Director: "... slipped away."
Pascal rummaged through Lin Jing's room and found a lot of evidence. He entered the scene of the crime contentedly, intending to see how the two teammates were progressing.
As a result, as soon as they came in, they saw two people standing by the wall and staring at each other.
Pascal greeted casually: "Hey, what are you doing standing there? It's been so long, have you found any useful clues?"
Han Duo: "..."
Lin Jing: "..."
Before Han Duo could speak, Lin Jing quickly said, "I'm afraid, you should go find another room first. We have limited time, so search as much as possible."
"Oh." Pascal left in a daze.
Lin Jing looked at Han Duo, and said righteously: "Go, go out and search for evidence!"
Han Duo said aggrievedly, "But I don't want to go out and search."
Lin Jing hesitated, "Do you want to search here? OK, I'll let you."
Han Duo said, "I want to search your heart. I want to search for... the evidence that you love me."
Lin Jing: "..."
Under Han Duo's gaze, Lin Jing walked to the sofa next to him and picked up a pillow.
Under Han Duo's gaze again, he walked back silently and said, "Look, this is a hug pillow."
Then he threw it at Han Duo with all his strength, "A scumbag who is specially used to smash you, you go away! Go far away! Go!"
Han Duo took a full bosom, and said with a smile: "Hitting is kissing and scolding is love, and the love for me is soft."
As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, a recording pen fell out of the pillow and fell to the ground with a "clang".Apparently, this is a hidden piece of evidence.
Lin Jing quickly picked up the recording pen, and said to Han Duo: "The evidence here is mine, you can search elsewhere."
Han Duo still wanted to complain, but Lin Jing suddenly said, "Be good, and reward you with holding hands after searching."
Han Duo's expression suddenly became a little strange. He didn't expect Lin Jing to respond. He hesitated for a long time between the two choices of continuing to flirt and being obedient, and finally said desperately: "Why are you holding hands? Can you reward a kiss?"
Lin Jing saw Han Duo's entanglement, and a flash of inspiration came, and he finally found a way to deal with this psychosis.
He wiped his face and said sincerely: "Believe it or not, I really dare to kiss."
"..." Han Duo walked out with a flutter.
After he went out, Lin Jing's expression calmed down in an instant.
He shook his head, smiled, then took out the recording pen and sent the voice inside to the phone.
Outside the venue, the director, who was originally focusing on the romantic scene between the two, was shocked when he saw the recorder.
"My god, didn't this...fuck, did he do it on purpose? What the hell...Camera No. 6 quickly give Lin Jing a close-up, focusing on his sweet smile..."
The director felt that the recording of this episode was really exciting. Usually, the recordings were based on jokes from the show, but today he was looking for the show from the jokes.Moreover, the guests usually collect evidence and analyze in a regular manner, and the brain-burning points are concentrated in the analysis link, and the murderer does not have much room to show off his IQ.
But today, the murderer—clearly wanted to make trouble!
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