spokesperson for heaven

Each issue of "Detective Club" is a well-designed role-playing game. Six players unlock the stories behind the characters while solving the case. These stories are either strange or touching, and they are very attractive to the audience.

It is worth mentioning that the director is only responsible for writing the story line of each character, and by the way tells the player which step to reveal which story, and the specific development of the story is jointly completed by six players during the game.The six guests have different personalities and abilities, and they will collide with a very interesting ending.

This form is a test of the quality of the guests, so the director team is very serious when selecting the guests, and pays more attention to dual business rather than coffee. The first season of "Detective" became a hit as soon as it was launched, and the Douban score continued to soar, which has a lot to do with this selection strategy.

The original owner's ability to win such a high-level resource was not simply a matter of shit luck.On the one hand, although the original owner is just a second-tier artist, in fact, the second-tier artist is already very powerful in the circle, and this group of people is the most welcome in variety shows.On the other hand, the original protagonist has poor skills and low EQ, and has always had a bad reputation, so Jiao Hongwen made him a character with high IQ and low EQ. The director team mistakenly thought that he was really smart, so they wanted him to record an episode. to see the effect.

If Lin Jing does not perform well in this episode, there will be basically no drama in the future.

Ji Fan felt that if Lin Jing was allowed to play freely, he would be able to paddle to the sky, so he gave all kinds of advice on WeChat.She was worrying too much, Han Duo was here.

Han Duo is like a hacker with an [-]x self-aiming mirror, sniping Lin Jing's movements all the time, for fear that others will not know that he is interested in him.Lin Jing has his own focus even when paddling.

Lin Jing was vaguely aware of this point during the role selection process on the first day.

The recording was completed on the first day, and everyone went back with their scripts to familiarize themselves with the characters. On the second day, they began to record the content of the feature film.

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Zhenchang Mental Hospital looks like its name, it is a very normal private hospital, but on this day, something unusual happened in the hospital.

Lin Jing plays a doctor. He is patrolling the ward. He is very calm and calm, with a unique aura of "I am the master of my territory".

Suddenly, a patient in a hospital gown rushed up to him and stammered, "Jing Zhengzheng... Doctor, doctor, that, that, that, that, that..."

Lin Jing said kindly, "If you don't sleep at this time, what are you doing out here? Don't worry, tell me slowly, how I usually teach you."

The guest who plays this patient is Zhou Hongle, a popular singer.He faltered for a long time without saying a complete sentence.But it can be seen that he is passing the message for others.

Lin Jing said: "What a hatred, who sent you to spread the word, did he want to kill you or me."

Zhou Hongle slapped his thigh, and suddenly made a gesture of six and sang: "Hey, yoyo, someone in Moonlight just happened to invite you tonight. Come with me. If you don't come, you will regret it for the rest of your life. Don't take it seriously, skrskr."

Lin Jing: "..."

So Lin Jing followed him to the other end of the venue, where three guests were standing in a row, struggling to pull a rope.

The other end of the rope is wrapped with a steel cable. Obviously, the steel cable was originally stretched straight against the wall, but now it has been pulled out of a protrusion, forming a triangular shape with the wall.Lin Jing followed the cable and looked up. The other end of it was connected to... a large iron pot hanging from the ceiling.

The three guests shouted slogans one by one, cheering for each other in turn: "Hey!" "Hey!" "Meow!" "Hey!"...

——Wait, why is there a meow?What the hell are you getting into? ?

When the guests saw Zhou Hongle, they said, "Zhou Gaoleng, why are you in a daze, come and help me. Why is it so difficult to pull the rope today!"

Zhou Gaoleng is the name of the character played by Zhou Hongle. This strange naming style is a major feature of "Detective".Lin Jing's character is named Jing normal, which clearly shows that he is a rare normal person in this mental hospital.

So Lin Jing also wanted to help, but at this moment he turned his head, and suddenly saw a circle of heart-shaped candles on the other side of the open space.

Romantic piano music sounded from the loudspeaker above the head, which was used to broadcast announcements, and what appeared with the piano music was the slender figure at the end of the corridor.Perhaps, this is the so-called appearance with BGM.

Han Duo, dressed in a suit and holding a rose, walked over affectionately.He was too involved in the drama, his deep eyes were full of tenderness, and he looked at Lin Jing intently, with a passionate and pure affection.In this kind of show where everyone deliberately acted in a spoof way, he suddenly showed actor-level acting skills, but because of his uniqueness, he seemed even more... sick.

Lin Jing already knew what would happen, but he still raised his hand in a very exaggerated manner: "Han, what are you doing? Stop now, there is still time to turn around!"

Han Duo walked into the center of the candle circle and knelt down on one knee, "Zhengzheng, you know me, I like you...no, I love you! Please give me a chance, promise me, and stay with me!"

At this time, the four people who were pulling the rope let go at the same time, and saw the deformed steel rope rebound instantly, and the iron pot above the head lost control of the tension, and suddenly turned over, and the inside was actually full of petals.The rain of flower petals kept falling on Lin Jing's body, and the whole scene looked extraordinarily cheap... no, it was beautiful.

There were stars in Han Duo's eyes: "Honey, do you like the romantic surprise I prepared for you?"

Outside the venue, the director looked at the monitor and said contentedly, "I didn't expect Han Duo to be so cooperative, and I'm afraid he won't want to play a male and female CP. Come on, this episode is over."

The director at this time has no idea how powerful this program will be...

Han Duo plays a mental patient who always regards Jing Normal as his first love and harasses him in various ways.This time, the harassment went straight to public confession.

Of course, it was impossible for Jing Normal to agree, so the six people pushed back and forth, dawdling for a long time, unable to enter the plot of "discovering the corpse" for a long time.

Suddenly, someone pushed Lin Jing from behind, and Lin Jing fell forward unexpectedly, and fell straight into Han Duo's arms.

At this moment, Han Duo didn't know what he was thinking, he put his arms around Lin Jing's waist, and held him in his arms.Then I woke up from my dream, and said jokingly: "Since you don't agree, then I have no choice but to grab it."

After that, he put his other hand into the crook of Lin Jing's leg, and directly hugged his princess.

The bgm of "Zhu Bajie Carrying His Wife" sounded extremely spiritually from the loudspeaker that announced the announcement.

Lin Jing struggled to get down, and threatened: "Don't make trouble, I will go to Dean Zhen to deal with you right now!"

Since this is a detective program, as expected, what he found was the body of Dean Zhen.

The story begins here. Players need to find the real culprit hidden among the six, and bring him to justice by voting.

In addition to the real murderer, there is also a detective among the six.The detective is a person who is not suspected of committing the crime at all, and has one more voting right.

The detective of this game is the only female player among the six players, a beautiful lady named Su Yuyan.She is the pillar-level host of Mango Entertainment, one of the soul characters of the first season of "Detective", and she has already mastered the routines of the show.

The reason why Detective Su is not suspected of committing the crime is very simple - "I accidentally bumped my head when I got up this morning, and all my memories are lost. I don't know any of you, and I don't even know who Dean Zhen is, and I have no motive for committing the crime .”

The others listened: "..." Bumping one's head and amnesia can be used as a reason for no suspicion. Is the detective arrangement of this program getting more and more sloppy?

Under the leadership of the detective, everyone sat down in a row and began to introduce themselves one by one.

Lin Jing took the lead and said, "Hello everyone, I'm Jing normal, a person who looks as normal as his name, and I'm also the attending doctor of everyone here."

Then it was Zhou Hongle's turn. He took out a guitar from somewhere, and now he made up a melody and sang it while talking. After listening to it, everyone couldn't stand up from laughter. The character Zhou Hongle drew was too crazy.

The name of this character is Zhou Gaoleng. This is not because of his cold personality, but because he is born with cognitive impairment and communication defects. The specific manifestations are stuttering and inability to express, so he has to pretend to be cold.But he is also a genius in the field of music, so he can express himself through singing.

Zhou Gaoleng: It’s impossible to speak, it’s impossible to speak in this life, and I can’t sign. Only by singing can I express my meaning like this.

After Zhou Hongle sang a tune, he wanted to speak again, but he swallowed it back abruptly, his face flushed from holding back.Everyone was laughing like crazy, who didn't know that Zhou Hongle was a famous BB player in the music scene, and keeping him from talking was harder than not letting him eat.

Han Duo gave him a suggestion: "In that case, why don't you sing rap, hey, heyyoooo, skrskr~"

Zhou Hongle shouted hoarsely: "rap is too——difficult to sing, I—without feel, I can't freestyle—"

But after all, it is a variety show, and it is impossible not to let people talk, but at the beginning, it is necessary to perform a part to reflect the character.When Zhou Hongle's performance was about the same, Su Yuyan started the cue process: "It's okay, this way, you just talk. As for the rap part, our later stage brother will help you finish it. Isn't it? Stage stage brother, come~" She said to The camera made a gesture to leave room for later editing.

In the later period, the little brother was extremely spiritual, and cut this section into a small video of ghosts and animals.Of course, this is for another day.

Zhou Hong got mad enough, and said: "Hi everyone, my name is Zhou Gao Leng, and I am a patient in this hospital. My disease is emmm... What kind of obstacle is it called? In short, I am not very good at talking. But I am a musical genius , has a unique position in the international music scene. Please remember that I am Zhou Gaoleng who is not arrogant! Thank you!"

So everyone applauded, chirping, chirping, and it was the next turn.

The next guest is named Shuimen, who is as popular as Lin Jing.But he took the route of a little milk dog, his acting skills are also online, and his external reputation is much better than that of Lin Jing.

Mizumori's hospital gown is covered with cat stickers. He has a pair of cat ears on his head, a cat tail on the back of his buttocks, and even wears cat colored contact lenses and pure cat makeup.

Mizumori said obediently: "Hi everyone, I am Sen Miaomiao, and I am a cat."

Everyone waited for a while, but there was nothing to say, "This is the end? Has our program group advanced with the times to the point where even a cat can be a detective!"

Mizumori: "Meow?"

It seems that Mizumori is determined to replace the cute cat character, so Lin Jing, who plays the doctor, introduced him.Sen Miaomiao is also a patient in a mental hospital. His illness is very simple, that is, he firmly believes that he is a cat.

During Lin Jing's introduction, Detective Su became very playful, and quietly put his hand on Sen Miaomiao's head and pinched his ears. Sen Miaomiao innocently broke free, but after the demon Su pinched his ears and tail, he couldn't escape her at all. claws.

Su Yuyan: "My God, it's so soft! It's so soft! I really like cats the most!"

Mizumori: "...Didn't you lose your memory, detective!"

Su Yuyan: "What does liking cats have to do with amnesia? Even if I have amnesia, I know that I like cats the most."

This dialogue is a bit deliberate, but it is actually a foreshadowing arranged by the director team.Obviously, in addition to Lin Jing and Han Duo, the devil Yujie Su X soft cute milk Miao Sen is the second pair of CPs in this episode.

The next guest to introduce himself is Pascal, a mixed-race talk show actor.He and Su Yuyan are the two mainstays of the show. Su Yuyan controls the program flow, and Pascal creates stalks and shakes his burden and brainstorming.

Pascal's face was heaven-defying, but he was funny inside. He said, "Hello everyone, I'm Pa--afraid, and I'm a patient in this mental hospital."

Mizumori said ignorantly, "Your name is Papa? Why is your name so nice?"

Su Yuyan was overjoyed: "Sen Miaomiao, you ask him what's his name, what's the fuck? What's the fuck?"

So everyone laughed, because Pascal's name was not Papa, but Papa.Because he claims that he can see ghosts, he always looks very scared.

After the introduction of the five people, Su Yuyan clapped his hands and concluded: "Then, I am Detective Su, and our suspects are Jing Normal, Zhou Gaoleng, Sen Miaomiao, and Papapa, and now it's the last one—— "

Han Duo smiled slightly: "Hi everyone, my name is Han Junxian."

Su Yuyan: "Okay, welcome to our Han Jun—"

Su Yuyan: "..."

Su Yuyan: "Why are you called Han Junxian???"

Why do you have the nerve to call Han Junxian among the names of our group of Pa Pa Pa Pa Meow Meow Meow? Did you ask the director for money?

Pascal said that he could not accept it: "Director, director, I want to protest, why can't he name this person properly! Then I don't want to be called Papapa, I want to be called Pa Rossitimir Leonardo Augustin ·Long Aotian!"

Han Duo smiled and said: "I'm sorry, I'm going to announce my character design now, you better cover your eyes, because the handsome aura on my body has reached the point where I can't control myself, it will turn into reality, Blind your geǒu eyes." The pronunciation of the last word "dog" is exceptionally gifted and amazing.

"That's right, I, Han Junxian, am the most special existence in this game. I am an exception. I am a bug. And my elegant name fully demonstrates my unique handsomeness, the handsomeness that breaks the rules!"

Everyone: ...The director is really getting better at playing.However, you are called Han Junxian alone in a group of papapapa, meow, you look even more silly!

As the most handsome person in Zhenchang Mental Hospital, Han Junxian also has his little troubles.His charm can fascinate everyone in the hospital, but it doesn't work for Jing Normal.He was very sad because he insisted that Jing normal is his first girlfriend!