[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

I came to the underworld like a spinning top, turned around and hurried to the South China Sea, my body was full of the bloody smell of the underworld, and I didn't even have time to wash my clothes. I was afraid that something serious would happen to the monkey head and kill me, who knows I rushed to the South China Sea, but I saw him leaning on the edge of my lotus pond, leaning his body on the platform, with his legs on the stone platform, sitting lazily, bowing his head and playing with a flower picked from my pond. The lotus flower on her face is full of indifference.

Seeing me coming, he raised his eyelids to look at me, and even smiled at me, saying: "The Bodhisattva is back?"

...It really pissed me off.

But I can't be angry, my setting is not to be angry.Yes, I am a dignified Guanyin of the South China Sea, and I don't even have the right to lose my temper.

Since he wasn't in a hurry, then I wasn't in a hurry either. I pretended to be indifferent and asked him, "You monkey, why are you here to make trouble?"

It can be said that this monkey still has a sense of respect for me, and gave me face, lazily got up from the edge of the pool, bent down to give me an inappropriate gift, and handed off the plucked flowers My hair came up, and I said to me with a smile, "Bodhisattva, I will give you a flower. This is for a reason, called Borrowing Flowers to Offer Buddha."

……

Stealing flowers from my Nanhai flower pond and giving them to me?

Have you considered the feelings of flowers?

I said, "What kind of trouble did you get into? You must have caused a lot of trouble by being so courteous today?"

The Monkey King said: "Bodhisattva, do you know that old man Zhen Yuanzi?"

My heart skipped a beat all of a sudden.

This Zhen Yuanzi also has a lot of background.His personal Taoist name is Zhenyuanzi, mixed with the same name as the same monarch in the world, and there is a Wuzhuang Temple in Longevity Mountain, in which there is a rare treasure called Cao Huan Dan.

Speaking of which, this gentleman of the same age, his own ability is not very great, but the tree he raised is very powerful. It was born when the chaos was first divided, the primordial world was judged, and the world was not yet opened.The truth in this world is like this, the earlier the better, the younger ones come later, that is to say, such a small tree is the ancestor of all the trees in the world, and everyone has to offer it.

Speaking of which, I have no friendship with Yu Shitong Junzhen Yuanzi, but I have a lot of friendship with this tree.

Others also know that I am Avalokitesvara, and I was here tens of millions of years ago. This setting is actually a bug, because under normal circumstances, there were no people even tens of millions of years ago. Where did I come from?But bugs are not bugs in the world of bugs. At that time, not only were there no people, but there were very few gods, and there were few people living in the whole area, so I was very boring.

But this tree was there from the beginning to the end. I knew it much earlier than I knew Zhen Yuanzi, so I was free at that time. Talking underneath, although it is a tree, I talk to the tree, it seems that I am very sick, but what can I do, and no one comes to listen to me, if I hold back too much, it is really easy to get sick .

To be honest, how did I know at that time that it was the ginseng fruit tree in the future? If you can listen to my nagging and not be bored to death by me, then we are close friends.

Since it was a fateful friendship, it would be inappropriate for me to always call him Dashashu, so for the sake of him being my friend, I named him Little Green.

Small green tree, very honest and reliable, never dislike me for talking nonsense.

Speaking of which, other trees may become fine after hundreds of years of growth, but Little Green, which has grown hard for tens of millions of years, is very stubborn and loves its career very much. Steadily grow leaves, absorb the essence of heaven and earth, and then bear fruit, endless loop, not greasy at all.

This is what he pursued: to absorb the essence of heaven and earth, bear fruit, absorb the essence of heaven and earth again, and bear fruit again. Later, when he got to know me, he cared for fear that I would be too boring, and bear fruit like a child who has not yet reached the age of three. , hoping to make me happy.

However, this way, I am not happy.

There are more than a dozen naked children hanging on this tree, wandering around when the wind blows, I sit under the tree, with dozens of pairs of eyes staring at me from the top of my head, it is very intrusive.

Speaking of which, this little green, that is, the ginseng fruit tree, is also the ancestor of the grass and trees in the world. He didn't meet a few people at the beginning, so he bore fruit in the same way as me and the few people he didn't know how to meet. , the fruit produced is full of malice, like a puppet doll in a horror movie, with five senses, complete limbs, lifelike, even the one below is completely restored to my appearance, every time I see his fruit I I was afraid, and then I was really afraid of this honest tree, and I refused to admit that I knew him before.

well!Fortunately, he has never seen intestines in people's stomachs. If he grows intestines out of the fruit, it shouldn't be too scary!

But not all the people in this world think like me. I think Xiaolu is playing with me by making the fruit like that. You are like Zhen Yuanzi. His brain circuit thinks this tree is very magical and very compelling. Ge, not only felt that he was forced, but also gave him a confession, and stopped calling him Xiaolu, and called him grass and red.

Therefore, Xiaolu is still my little green, and grass-returning-dan is Zhenyuanzi's grass-returning-dan.

But I think this is also very good. After all, someone takes care of Xiaolu, and I am still very happy.

In the past, when I was unhappy, I went to Xiaolu to complain. The main reason is that he can’t talk. My complaints are very safe and won’t cause trouble. For example, I have at least complained to him for thousands of years. Being implicated by him, whenever I complained to the point of exhaustion, Xiaolu shook his leaves to comfort me and said to me: Gululu, Gululu.

In fact, I don't understand this plant language very well. After all, I told Xiaolu that I was forced to wear a skirt by the Buddha, and he said to me: Gulu.

I told him that the Jade Emperor is a little bitch, and he also said to me: Gulu.

Or I told him that I miss him a little bit, but every time I see him and dislike him, he still tells me: Gulu.

Well, if only I could understand what he said, what if he was looking at me for not being able to understand and scolding me behind my back?

I don't know if he likes me or hates me if he is like this, I unilaterally regard him as a good friend for tens of millions of years, it seems that I am a bit self-indulgent.

I think the name I gave him is not very good, why should I call him Little Green?I should call him Gululu, Gululu.Speaking of which, since I had a little apprentice, I seldom go to see Xiaolu. This has the meaning of forgetting old friends after having a baby. It seems that I am a scumbag and not good.

So I thought, this time I should take advantage of Sun Wukong's trouble to see him, otherwise he should be angry with me.

I think that Sun Wukong is arrogant and arrogant, probably because he doesn't like Zhen Yuanzi. It's no wonder that Zhen Yuanzi has no skills and is a bit stingy, but he is good-looking, and everyone compares him to him. I want to see a good-looking person, so everyone respects him as the same gentleman for the sake of his handsome appearance, and invites him to any event. After all, he is so good-looking, and he will look good when he goes out.

But maybe it's because Yu Shitong is good-looking, and I don't know which god secretly envies him. His face will change when it is passed on to the world. In all the Taoist temples for him, he has wide-eyed eyes There is also a very funny mustache, he has been angry for a long time, his handsome face is really white, but things in the world are like this, I was rumored to be a woman, and I have been conscientiously wearing skirts to save sentient beings, he was rumored to be ugly And mustache, what can we do?

In fact, I have always secretly suspected that Emperor Donghua did this. After all, Donghua is really ugly, but he pays more attention to the effect of publicity. The places where he is enshrined in the world make him look very good, but I There is no evidence, so I can only talk to Xiaolu behind my back, and Xiaolu can only say to me: "Gulu."

Therefore, Sun Wukong and I said: "You, don't look down on Zhen Yuanzi because he has no ability. He enshrines a tree in his temple, which is the spiritual root of the world..."

Before I finished speaking, the monkey tilted his head, carried the golden cudgel on his shoulder, and said with a nonchalant smile: "What spiritual root, I cut it off!"

... What are you?

With a root of grass in his mouth, Sun Wukong leaned casually on my Nanhai platform, looked sideways at me and said with a smile: "That Zhen Yuanzi is so stingy! It's just a fruit on a tree, and the four of us, master and apprentice, stayed under his door for the night. He is so good, I only invite my master to eat the fruit alone! Two fruits, how can I make four points for my master and apprentice? My master doesn’t want to eat it, but the two boys took it away and ate it themselves. Is it for guests?"

I haven't recovered from what he said just now, I didn't listen to a word he said just now, I was just at a loss: "What did you just say?"

Sun Wukong ignored me, just took his straw in his mouth, and continued: "Since the master refused to treat the guests well, we did it ourselves and knocked him a few fruits to eat, who knows that his two are no better than me. The waist-high Daoist actually pointed at my nose and yelled at me. When Lao Sun stole flat peaches and swallowed elixir, no one dared to point at my nose and curse at me, even the Supreme Old Monarch, Queen Mother Xi!"

Then, he looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "I knocked down that tree with a stick and smashed it to pieces. I'll see where he can find fruit on Zhenyuanzi!"

……

I couldn't hold it back, and the tears fell down in a flash.

Back then, we were also a life-changing friendship!

You beat Xiaolu to death, I'm going to fight to the death with you bastard monkey!

You give me back little green!Give me Gulu back!Return my ancestors!

The monkey was holding a root of grass in its mouth, and its eyes were careless. It was telling me what he did, and suddenly saw me crying. : "Bodhisattva... Bodhisattva? Bodhisattva, are you okay?"

The monkey was so panicked, he circled around me anxiously, and said, "Bodhisattva, I know that you are merciful and sympathetic to all people in the world, but you are just a tree, so don't feel the same way..."

I wiped my tears, looked at him indifferently, and shouted: "Hui An!"

Hui An was watching a good show, when suddenly I called out and hurriedly said, "Master?"

Me: "Kill him."

Sun Wukong: ? ? ?

Hui An: "...Who did you kill?"

Me: "Just this bastard monkey, beat him to death, if you really beat him to death, it's mine."

When Hui An heard that he could beat people, especially Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, he was overjoyed immediately, and ran over with his stick in his arms, saying excitedly, "Here we come!"

Sun Wukong was at a loss at first, but when he saw that I really wanted to hit him, he finally felt that he could not hit me, nor could he hit my apprentice. The two were in a dilemma, and he fell to his knees on the ground with a desperate plop.