[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

Alas, I am also Guanyin of the South China Sea. In a place like the underworld, although there is not much relationship, I can have it if I can. If I ask the ten kings to give seventeen good destinations, it will not be difficult for the descendants of the royal family. Who knew that when we asked Seventeen what that strand of soul wanted to be reborn in, it said, "I want to be a bird."

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After finishing speaking, as if he had made an excessive request, he said timidly, "Can... the one that can fly?"

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Humans are the spirits of beasts, and birds and beasts want to be human after a hundred years of cultivation, but now that the fox has been given a backstage, he actually wants to be a bird.

Seventeen said again: "Hey, Hui An, isn't your master very powerful, can I book future lives?"

Hui An patted his chest and said: "That's right, my master is Guanyin of the South China Sea, not to mention how many lives, even ten, hundred, if he goes to the underworld to intercede, there will be no problem!"

You dead boy, don't talk nonsense!

Who knows that after he finished speaking, Seventeen thought about it seriously, and said: "Oh, it won't take that long, the third life will be fine, in the next life I will be a bird, and in the next life I will be a grass, but the one that will bloom In the next life, I want to be a little frog, the one that can scream..."

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You little fox is also very pursuing.

With him like this, it seems that I am useless at all, unable to hold my head up in front of my apprentice.

I can only say to him: "Since everyone has come to the underworld, it's boring to go away like this. You might as well choose a stronger afterlife to reincarnate. Don't worry, I can still intercede for you."

The little flame in Hui'an's hand flickered, obviously showing excitement, and asked me expectantly: "Then can I do whatever I want?"

Seeing my disciple's expression like holding a pearl, I could only grit my teeth, and said in a very tone of voice: "Yes! You can say whatever you want, and I will ask for it for you!"

Shi Qi's soul was obviously agitated, floating in Hui An's hands, making me flustered.

What if he just waits for my words, and the lion opens his mouth as soon as I promise?

Then I heard him say: "Then I want to be an orange in my next life!"

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The ideal is really lofty.

I said weakly: "...you can't make oranges..."

An orange is a fruit, it doesn't even have a soul!If you are familiar with it, you don't know that it was picked off by that child and gnawed on, and your life is less than half a year!

Hearing that I said no, Shi Qiyi was so angry that he was flying back and forth in Hui An's hands. As soon as he got up, he came to quarrel with me and said angrily: "I want to make oranges! You are a mighty Avalokitesvara, you can't say anything and go back on your word! "

Who said I'm going to go back on my word?I'm doing it for his own good!

Seeing that the two of us were at loggerheads, Hui An could only smooth things over and said, "Seventeen, why don't I write it down for you, so that I can be an orange tree in the next life?"

However, the stubbornness of this little fox is by no means ordinary, and he raised the flame angrily and said loudly: "No, I will make oranges!"

Even if he wanted to make oranges, the staff in this prefecture couldn't write it. Could it be that he was reincarnated in the tenth life, and wrote a line at the bottom: make oranges for one life.There is no such precedent!

Seeing that he would never compromise, Hui An had no choice but to ask me in a low voice, "Master, what should I do?"

I could only say to him: "It's okay, just tell the person in the underworld that you want to write the next life and ask him to be an orange tree. Anyway, he drank Mengpo soup, and he can't remember things in this life."

As we were talking, we heard a voice coming from the flames, and Nai Li said angrily, "I heard it! You two are discussing to lie to me! Hmph, the merciful and merciful Avalokitesvara is obviously the stingy Avalokitesvara!" ..."

Hui An was afraid that he would make me angry by saying the wrong thing, so he took him away in a hurry, and went to the hell to intercede with others.

The ten kings looked at my face, so naturally Hui An wrote what he said. He originally thought that I wanted the seventeen reincarnations to be princes and grandchildren, and listened carefully to each of them. Who knew that he would make oranges, frogs, and birds. Stop, everyone burst out laughing, everyone laughed before the case, completely felt that Shi Qi was joking.

The little Huo Miao felt that she was being bullied, so she shook Hui An's palms angrily, and said, "What's so good about being a human being? It's not that one is better than one hard worker. I also see that Hui An has been a person for hundreds of years, I don't think he is comfortable at all! People are struggling in the life and death of right and wrong. If they are not greedy enough, they will not be reconciled to being an emperor. I just want to be a bird, a tree, or a grass. How much stronger are you guys?"

No matter what it said, the clerk who wrote him the afterlife just sat on the table and laughed, not listening to what he said.

In the end, Shi Qi became anxious and said to him: "You wait! From now on, I will become an orange, and I will lead troops to attack your underworld!"

It was fine if he didn't say anything, but when he said that, the writer laughed even harder and couldn't stand up anymore.

...Hui An was terrified, and clutched him in his palm, never daring to let go.

I think the idea of ​​Seventeen is very dangerous.If he really made oranges in his next life, it would be fine, they would rot within a few months, and he wouldn’t be able to become a spirit. Don’t even think about attacking the underworld. , In the end, he also became a spirit, leading an army of goblins to make an uprising, which is very dangerous.

After all, the gods in the east, west, north, and south, and the land in the ten directions have long been stable. It can be said that they are ruled by divisions, and each has its own believers and people. No matter how absurd, the predecessors of gods are also humans. .

But here comes the question, if there are enough monsters, shouldn't it be the monsters' turn to rule?

This brings us back to the issues left over from history. It’s okay for Seventeen to mutter these things in a low voice in the underground, so that they won’t be heard by the upper realm. He opened his eyes wide and made up his mind to strangle the crooked Miaozi to death in the cradle.

Hui An hugged him, hid him in the palm of his hand, and carefully warned: "This is very dangerous, you must never say it again in the future."

We sent Seventeen to the bridge all the way, watched his soul drink Mengpo soup, followed the soul-inducing banner, crossed the evil water of Naihe, the world of blood and blood, and followed the beasts, birds, ghosts and ghosts in the misty darkness. Under the reincarnation, he was relieved.He entered samsara again and returned to the sentient beings. This catastrophe can be regarded as over.

Hui An and I stood on the edge of the Wangchuan River, looking at the extremely steep Naihe Bridge on the cold wind and bloody waves, and countless evil ghosts with shackles and bare feet crossed the bridge. , The fishy wind roared from above, and roared away again.

Hui An asked me: "Master, do you think that all these dead souls have received a fair sentence?"

I told him: "It's hard to say. Theoretically speaking, everything should be fair, but as you can see, how can their batch management here be as fair as the world? Not to mention the honey, My arsenic | frost, who will judge the fairness?"

Hui An leaned against me for a while, because the wind was too cold, she moved closer to me, leaned on one of my shoulders, and said: "Then if the glass is broken, there are still some fragments, so what? Can souls still gather?"

I said: "I have never heard that there is a reason to take back the water that was poured out, but there are also some strange people in the world who always collect some soul fragments in the place where ghosts die, and combine the three souls of one person with the seven souls of another person." It is not impossible to put together a fake soul and raise evil spirits."

Hui An said: "Jing Zhe has such a vicious temperament, and his obsession is so deep, will he fight together again in the future to bring disaster to the world?"

I said: "Did someone break it up? Maybe. He was broken up by Sun Wukong. Have you ever seen that monkey beat anyone who was merciless?" There's nothing left."

We were talking about Monkey King, and I suddenly felt chills all over my body. I saw waves suddenly surged in the water in the blood basin of suffering, and the cold wind whizzed past. I immediately had an ominous premonition.

... This monkey, just met me face to face, wouldn't it cause trouble for me in such a short time?

I was standing on the edge of the water and worried secretly, when suddenly a bloody head popped out of the torrential waves of blood, with long hair draped all over my shoulders, a pair of terrifying blood-red eyes widened and grabbed my arm, He opened his bloody mouth wide and shouted——

"Miss Guanyin, something is wrong!"

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I have already said that in my life, I am most afraid of hearing people call Goddess Guanyin.

I looked at the ghost messenger who came out of the river, looked at him with nothing to love, and asked, "Well, what trouble did that monkey cause me?"

Because the Naihe Bridge is very narrow, and there is only one direction to go, he tore me off the bridge, pushed me into a small boat on the water, and shouted: "I don't know, Shancai Dragon Girls come to Yinsi to ask You, please go quickly!"

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Shancai and Dragon Girl came together?

No, it's only been a few days, three days back and forth?I have always had no sense of time, and I always feel that Monkey King just walked away from me, which caused trouble, and I was very panicked!

I followed the small boat that was tossing in the bloody waves, followed the boat across the river, and saw Shancai and Longnv standing together in front of the underworld, each with green faces.

Shancai said: "Bodhisattva, it's not good. The monkey said that he went up to the Heavenly Palace to find Emperor Donghua, went east to the three islands of Penglai to ask for the elders, and even went to the island of Yingzhou. God, there is really no way out, no, I'm here to find Bodhisattva!"

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I broke out in a cold sweat.

The three elders of Penglai, the emperor of Donghua, and the gods of Yingzhou Island?What the hell is wrong with you monkey!

Dragon Girl tugged on my sleeve and said anxiously: "I think this time, something really big must have happened!"