Annoying Zhao Gongzi

Aunt Thirteen said that she and Fourth Master Zhao would come to the apartment to visit the injured Mr. Zhao at noon the day after tomorrow.I don't believe her.

If there is the scariest lie in this world, it is the Thirteenth Aunt and Zhao Fourth Master who said they would come to the apartment the day after tomorrow, but actually broke in within an hour.

The past is vivid.

It was not long after Mr. Zhao and I moved out of the main house, Mrs. Thirteen said that Mr. Zhao and Mr. Zhao would come to see us tomorrow.At that time, I hadn't negotiated with Mr. Zhao about the health duty schedule.Of course, that table was never negotiated, which is a later story.

In short, I was very anxious at that time, and the servant didn't have time to invite me, so I should go to the street and invite someone back casually?

Mr. Zhao yelled at me: "No one is allowed to get into my house!"

That's why I didn't choose a servant after choosing with him for a month, mainly because he chose.Based on his meaning, he probably needs a monster who is neither male nor female, nor beautiful, nor ugly, so that he can be pleasing to the eye and not pleasing to the eye.He is really annoying.

I hurriedly said: "It's too late, please invite someone here first, otherwise they will see that the apartment is too messy tomorrow, and they won't agree with you to live outside!"

Mr. Zhao froze, realized the seriousness, but looked at me coldly: "I can't live outside, you have to go back."

I said, "So this is the moment we should be united."

Mr. Zhao reluctantly agreed, and said, "Go and clean."

I said, "You clean with me."

Mr. Zhao scolded me: "Damn it, you are the one who moves out. You said I don't need to worry about anything after I move out!"

There is no need to believe too much what a man says to achieve his goal.

I said euphemistically: "This is the home of me and you. I can't be the only one who pays, and half of each person."

Mr. Zhao said coldly: "When doing sanitation, I share it with you equally? Why does I only have one drawer in the closet?"

Since I plan to throw away most of his clothes, one drawer is enough.

I said politely: "My clothes are yours."

He said coldly: "It's not rare."

If it were someone else, I would just throw it away and not borrow it.It's annoying that he doesn't appreciate my kindness.

In the end I had to agree to give him half of my wardrobe for his clothes that should have been thrown away.

Concerned about the arrival of the thirteenth aunt and Zhao Siye tomorrow, if we clean up this morning, it is inevitable that the dust will fall and we will have to do it all over again, so we decided to clean up at night and go out first during the day.

In the evening, when the two of us went home, things were already bad.

Thirteenth Aunt and Fourth Master Zhao were sitting in the living room, looking unfriendly.The servants of the house are mopping the floor.

Mr. Zhao yelled at me: "Your mother said not to give them the keys!"

Use your mother's brain to think about it, can I refuse? !

I lower my eyebrows and be pleasing to the eye.

Thirteenth Aunt: "I want to give it to me wholeheartedly, don't yell at him."

Mr. Zhao: "Give me back the key!"

Fourth Master Zhao: "There is nothing shady, so what are you afraid of?"

Mr. Zhao: "This is my place."

Thirteenth Aunt: "Why are you talking to your father?"

Mr. Zhao stopped talking.

The servant exclaimed in a timely manner in the kitchen: "Oh my God! It's so dirty, what happened?"

I lower my eyebrows and be pleasing to the eye.

Mr. Zhao yelled at the servant: "Call your mother!"

Thirteenth Aunt: "Your mother, I'm here."

Mr. Zhao: "You guys explain that you will come here tomorrow!"

Thirteenth Aunt: "Does it have anything to do with where you live and when your father and I will come over?"

It does matter, we could have cleaned up tonight.Why show up early, isn't it good to keep the balance of lies?

Fourth Master Zhao said flatly: "I said earlier that you are messing around, and you like to mess around with him if you want to. If you mess around with him, then take care of yourself. Where do you live?"

I said, "I'm sorry, Fourth Master, I see."

Mr. Zhao said coldly: "It's none of his business, he is in charge?"

The servant exclaimed from the kitchen: "Oh, this oil——"

Mr. Zhao yelled at the servant: "Shut up!"

Aunt Thirteen: "Shut up, Zhao Long, you have the guts to clean up your own place. Yixin, your servant hasn't been chosen yet?"

I said, "Still choosing."

Thirteenth Aunt: "Don't be too picky in choosing a servant, just be quick and down-to-earth."

I said: "Got it."

Thirteenth Aunt: "Oh, I'm not talking about you, but you have to live a good life, don't live in a mess."

I said: "Got it."

It's been a long time since that time, Mrs. Thirteen and Mrs. Zhao don't come often, but Mr. Zhao and I have learned to do it immediately when we receive a call. Occasionally, we don't have time to do it, so we lie that we are not at home, and we have changed the door locks.It's just that Fourth Master Zhao once asked Uncle Dali to pick the door lock and caught me and Mr. Zhao who were playing on the sofa, so we didn't use this trick very much.It was Mr. Zhao's fault. I was planning to go out, but he said that the door was locked on both sides, and his father would know the truth and go back home.Mr. Zhao is really annoying.

Now we don't have any more servants, and we can't afford one, Mr. Zhao is bedridden because of his injury, so I can only do it.

Mr. Zhao said coldly: "Leave it alone."

I said: "It's okay, you have a good rest, I can."

Mr. Zhao said coldly: "I told you to put down the decoration I bought for 100 yuan, don't try to pretend to be hygienic and break it. I don't have the hands to glue it right now."

I have 100 yuan and Dayang would rather pay the police to arrest the person who cheated him of money.I managed to persuade him to buy less ugly clothes, and he started to buy ugly decorations. He just wanted to spend money, and he just wanted to annoy me.

Once he bought some ugly paintings and insisted on hanging them in the living room. I discussed with him to hang them on the balcony. He hung the paintings back in the living room while I was asleep in the middle of the night, which made me break out in a cold sweat when I passed the living room at night.

Mr. Zhao is the most hated in the world.

I put back the ugly decoration that couldn't be seen at all, continued to clean, and didn't listen to Mr. Zhao swearing.

Fortunately, the apartment was not dirty this time. I came out of the kitchen and planned to wipe the floor last, but I saw Mr. Zhao was wiping the floor indifferently with a cane on his face.

I said: "I said I will do it this time."

Mr. Zhao said coldly: "You'll ruin my floor later."

I said: "Don't wipe it, I will wipe it tomorrow."

Mr. Zhao said coldly: "Maybe they will come soon."

I said, "If you scold me, I won't scold you."

Mr. Zhao said coldly: "Arguing for my rest."

I wanted to rest with him right now, but he didn't appreciate it at all, and even scolded me: "My legs are not healed yet!"

A broken leg doesn't affect rest.

Mr. Zhao scolded me: "Be honest!"

He is really a thief shouting "stop thief", as if he is an honest person on weekdays.

I had no choice but to lie on my stomach obediently. I was a little tired after finishing the housework, and gradually fell asleep.

It was evening when I woke up, and I didn't want to move the fruits of my labor before the thirteenth wife and fourth master Zhao finished their inspection, so I asked Mr. Zhao what he would like to have for dinner, and I went out to buy it and brought it back.

Mr. Zhao said coldly: "They called and said they are not free."

I:"……"

I asked, "How did you answer the phone?"

Mr. Zhao said coldly: "Go over and pick it up with your hands."

I asked, "What about me?"

Mr. Zhao said coldly: "You sleep like a pig, you won't wake up when thunder strikes, and you don't know if you are thrown out of the house. I will throw you out if I get upset someday."

He speaks really badly.

Mr. Zhao said coldly: "Go and cook, I'm hungry."

I had no choice but to cook. Anyway, this time I passed the test.

Mr. Zhao's diary:

My father pried the door of my house again, and when I got better, he pried all the doors of his house.

The author has something to say:

Every chapter has to come up with a funny and close-to-life(?) theme, which is hard to think about, so sometimes it will be slower, forgive me!