Annoying Zhao Gongzi

Before Mr. Zhao went on a business trip to the capital, I had a dispute with him.

Although the beginning of the matter was that the scissors disappeared, the follow-up of the matter was extremely serious.

Mr. Zhao and I have very different living habits. I often put scissors in the tool box, but he often puts the scissors in the drawer. When I first moved to the apartment with him, it took two months to reach a difficult consensus: scissors Either in a toolbox or in a drawer.

This time, however, the scissors were gone.

Eventually we found it inside a flowerpot.

It wasn't a big deal at all, so I said casually, "Don't forget next time."

Mr. Zhao: "Forget about your mother, you put it on your own."

I said, "I didn't misplace it."

He said, "It's not you, it's me?"

Of course it was him.

He said, "Not me!"

I said, "Not me either."

Where is there a third person coming to my house?Jin Xian'er has been invited to other provinces to sing for a month, and it's strange, he took Ham with him, wayward.

Quarrels tend to start with trivial matters. After half an hour, Mr. Zhao and I have already debated who has uglier clothes, my clothes or his, and another half hour, until he lost one of my socks when he collected his clothes last month. For half an hour, the debate went to whether I conspired to assassinate him and then ran away with Hao Da.

When Hao Da was mentioned, he and I fell silent at the same time.

Hao Da is the third person who can come in and out of my house.

Mr. Zhao called: "Did your mother put my scissors in the flower pot when you came to repair the door lock yesterday?!"

Hao Da said yes, there was no one in the apartment when he came to repair the door lock yesterday, so he swept the floor, washed the dishes, wiped the table and trimmed the flowers and branches, probably forgot to put the scissors back.

Mr. Zhao hung up the phone harshly and yelled at me: "You said it wasn't me!"

I said, "Not me either."

I had a stalemate with him for one night until he left home on a long business trip yesterday morning.

Mr. Zhao is narrow-minded, he will not give me a call during his business trip for two days.Luckily, I was generous. In order to rent an apartment with him, I asked Haoda Hotel for the phone number.

Hao Da quickly helped me find the phone number in the hotel room where Mr. Zhao was staying. I called, but no one answered.

I called one every hour for a full 24 hours, but no one picked up.

I asked Hao Da, and Hao Da said: "Oh no, I asked my colleagues in the same industry, and they said Mr. Zhao is missing!"

I:"……"

Hao Da: "I'll go find my uncle!"

He went to find Uncle Dali.

I thought and thought, and called the third brother: "Third brother, have you seen Xiaolong?"

The third brother said: "I had dinner with him yesterday, and he left by himself."

I said, "He's missing."

The third brother said: "Can a living person still disappear? Here—ah!"

I:"?"

The third brother said: "It's okay. Don't worry. I'll go find him. Don't talk. Goodbye."

The third brother panicked to the point where every sentence came to a full stop, and he still said it's okay, I don't believe it.

After hanging up the phone, I thought about it carefully and was about to act when I received a call from Fourth Master Zhao: "Zhao Long is gone?"

I said: "Yes. I will take the train to Beijing to find him immediately."

Fourth Master Zhao: "It's useless for you to go! Do you want to run away halfway?"

Mr. Zhao's suspiciousness probably inherited from his father.

Mr. Zhao: "Stay at home honestly, don't go anywhere! Don't be stupid, one will run first, and the other will follow under the guise of looking for someone. When I used this trick, I didn't have Zhao Long, a little bastard. .”

I:"……"

Can his father and son not see people's hearts as sinister?

I could only sit at home and wait, but the phone didn't ring for a long time. I even suspected that the phone was broken again.Every time Mr. Zhao gets angry, he always drops the phone, and it is difficult for the phone to fail.

Not long after my boy arrived at Zhao's house, he saw the phone was broken by him, and he always liked to drop the phone back then.

Once, Zhao Siye took him and other brothers, sisters, aunts and wives to go on vacation for three days. I stayed at home because of typhoid fever. I took medicine, drank hot soup and went to bed. Sitting comfortably in the garden basking in the sun and reading a book, after all, there are not many times when I am so comfortable.

However, this kind of freedom ends with the annoying Mr. Zhao.

He yelled at me from a distance: "Why didn't your mother answer the phone?!"

I was so scared that I hurriedly got up from his garden chair and said, "The phone didn't ring."

He yelled at me: "I fought all night!"

But I really didn't hear it.

Uncle Dali who sent him back looked at me very unhappy: "It was really a night."

I'm even more worried.I am an orphan adopted by Zhao's family, but I can't even answer the phone by guarding the house. They may sell me again.

I hastily apologized, and asked me what major event I was delayed in order to predict how I would be kicked out of Zhao's house.

Mr. Zhao said coldly, "It's all right."

I don't believe it, I must have delayed a lot of things, and he didn't dare to tell me.

Mr. Zhao said impatiently: "It's all right!"

This is the end of the matter, don't tell this white lie!

Mr. Zhao scolded me: "I'm sick, I'm fine!"

I dare not speak anymore.In short, resign yourself to fate.

When he entered the room angrily, Uncle Dali said to me coldly: "You didn't answer the phone all night, he thought you fainted from illness and had to come back."

I:"……"

Uncle Dali: "Don't cause trouble like this next time."

I said: "Yeah."

I went upstairs to the bedroom to find Mr. Zhao, and he looked at me coldly: "What are you doing?"

I said, "Uncle Dali said you were worried that I would faint, thank you."

Mr. Zhao snorted coldly.

I said, "But I checked it just now, and it seems that the phone was broken when you dropped it before you left."

Mr. Zhao scolded me angrily: "Get lost!"

I insisted on finishing talking before leaving: "And you can call Aunt Wang and ask her to come and take a look."

Mr. Zhao scolded me: "Get lost!"

He is really a knife talker, but this is his business, I want to finish my business, so I boldly went to hug him: "Thank you."

Mr. Zhao yelled in my ear: "Fuck you!"

I said: "For the first time, someone cares about me so much, thank you."

He was silent for a moment and said, "Go away."

Seeing him so persistent, I had no choice but to get out.

Looking back on the past, I suddenly woke up.

What if Fourth Master Zhao got half of the thing right?Zhao Long ran away!He ran away without telling me!He left me here as a hostage to confuse Mr. Zhao, but he himself ran away in pursuit of freedom!Zhao Long hates it so much, he must do such a thing!

This is not fair, I must immediately go to Beijing to find him out, condemn him for his treachery, and then hand him over to Zhao Siye for meritorious service, and then I will invite credit to go away alone, hum.

I took my wallet and planned to go out to the train station. I just finished changing my shoes when I heard the phone ring. The third brother said, "Yixin, we found Xiaolong, don't worry."

Perhaps the third brother and fourth master Zhao reached a cooperation. The third brother stabilized me and made meritorious service, and then invited credit to ask fourth master Zhao for money.So I calmly asked: "What about others?"

The third brother said: "Xiaolong, I want to talk to you with all my heart."

Mr. Zhao: "What are you doing?"

I asked warily, "Where did the scissors end up?"

Mr. Zhao was silent for a while: "Your mother made so many phone calls just to keep arguing with me, right?! Are you sick?! I went back and threw all the flowerpots away for you!"

Okay, it's not that the third brother asked someone to pretend to be Zhao Long, no one can pretend to be one-tenth of Zhao Long's annoying, people want to beat him through the phone line.

I asked, "Why did you disappear?"

Mr. Zhao said: "I'm missing a fart. The boy who came with me told me that I would go out for a day and not return to the hotel. He said he was drunk and slept and didn't remember. Damn, half a big head is bigger than me." not on."

I said: "Oh."

Mr. Zhao scolded me: "It's all your fault, I will be scolded by my father again after I go back! Your mother will kill me!"

I said: "Oh."

Mr. Zhao: "I won't tell you anymore! Damn it!"

The third brother snatched the phone: "This can't be dropped, you have to pay for it - Yixin, it's fine, don't worry, he's fine, he just went to the antique market in the suburbs of Beijing to shop for things, it's far away, and it's time to go out of the stall." It was late, so he just stayed there for the night."

Oops, he must have been cheated out of money again.

I asked, "Then why did you panic as if you suddenly remembered something?"

Third brother: "I was calling you at the time, and Mr. Chen passed by me and dropped a roll of notes. I hurried to catch up and return it to him."

Me: "Oh."

Third brother: "Mr. Chen, do you know?"

I know."

Third Brother: "Waiting for you to come to school with me!"

I said, "I'll find a chance to go there."

Third brother: "Okay, okay."

Mr. Zhao: "What a fart, what a fart!"

He's such a lingering nuisance.

Mr. Zhao's diary:

If it wasn't for Qiu's troubles, I would have found more rare and rare ancient books for him.

The author has something to say:

Yes Mr. Zhao was scammed again =_=