Long Jiale

The wild boar fell to the ground, and the screams made people's ears hurt. After the initial shock and the lingering fear after escaping from the danger, the onlookers took out their mobile phones and took various pictures of the wild boar. He recorded a video and posted this incident of wild boar attacking people on social software.

After all, wild boars belong to the national protected animals. An hour later, a car finally came from the county to transport the wild boar away and send it to a doctor. How to deal with it later depends on the arrangements of relevant departments.

Tang Junhui and his elder sister were repeatedly appeased by their parents. Tang Junhui was taken aback at first, but after Zhukou escaped, he felt a burst of excitement and pride. After all, a wild boar falling to the ground in front of you is also a worthwhile thing. Something that makes junior high school students proud.

The wild boar fell disabled in front of me=I resisted the wild boar=My arrogance frightened the wild boar to break its leg=I am a genius.

Tang Junhui's small group of friends:

He Tongrun, who went to the amusement park today, was still shouting in the group: Wow, this haunted house is so exciting, and there is also a zombie bride played by a real person, which is super awesome.

He Tongrun: The cosplay of various zombies in Zombie City is too much! !

He Tongrun: [Picture] [Picture] [Picture]

He Tongrun: It was so exciting, so exciting, I even participated in the survival game! ! !

Xie Yuhao: Envious.

Tang Xiaoheng: Envy +1

Tang Junhui: @全员, I had a very exciting day today, following you guys, I went through a test of life and death.

A group of people: ? ? ? ?The cowhide is blowing up, is it still a test of life and death?Could it be that there was a car accident?

Tang Junhui: It wasn't a car accident. What happened to me today is beyond your imagination... I was traveling in a village with my family, and a wild boar came down the mountain to attack people. It happened that the big black-haired wild boar ran towards me.

Tang Xiaoheng: ...Isn't it?Are you in the hospital now?You won't be arched by a wild boar, will you?

Tang Junhui: Fuck you, you were raped by a wild boar.

Tang Junhui: To tell you the truth, the wild boar was scared to the ground by me, [picture of wild boar falling to the ground and howling] [picture of wild boar]

A group of cronies and dog friends didn't believe him: just brag about it, if you really met a wild boar, we also met a tiger.

After Tang Junhui sent the message, he felt that he was going to die of anger. It was a real experience, but none of his friends believed him. He really met a wild boar, and the wild boar fell a big horse in front of him.

Tang Junhui sighed, "No one believes the truth these days."

When Tang Junhui was bragging with his friends, the news about the wild boars descending from the mountain in Qingquan Village was also spreading. After all, there were many onlookers at that time, and some courageous tourists subconsciously saw the wild boars descending the mountain. He turned on the camera to shoot a video, and recorded the whole process, including the ferocity of the wild boar rushing towards the crowd, and the funnyness of throwing himself to the ground on the spot.

The tourist who took the video posted the video he took to Moments, and was later forwarded to Weibo. Suddenly, the popularity of this news gradually increased, and all the unscrupulous news media software began to engage in various activities. Kind of shock body:

【Shocked, a wild boar from a village in Yongnan City descended to attack people, and the result was...】

[The wild boar attacked people down the mountain and rushed into the crowd on the spot... Afterwards, all the onlookers were terrified. 】

[The ferocious wild boar descended to attack people?Why did passers-by laugh frequently on the spot afterwards? 】

[Live video of a wild boar attacking people down the mountain]

What the hell is the word "laughing frequently"?The wild boars have gone down the mountain to attack people. I don’t know if anyone is injured, but they still dare to laugh. These messy news feeds and the cover-ups of various unscrupulous media are just working hard on the headlines and not disclosing specific information Come out, I just want to trick you into clicking in for a tour.

"The wild boar attacked people? There were no casualties, right? Looking at the cover picture, I feel that there were quite a lot of people at that time."

"What the hell are the passers-by laughing frequently? Could it be that someone was kicked by a wild boar?"

"Hahaha, you'll know after watching the video. I just finished watching the video hahaha, tm is so funny, this wild boar is probably a joke sent by the monkey on the mountain."

"????"

All kinds of messy news headlines and comments attracted many netizens to watch the video. At the beginning of the video, a fat and strong wild boar rushed towards the crowd from a corner. Its speed was so fast that it seemed Like a group of ferocious black shadows, this video frightened many netizens, thinking that this wild boar might look too fierce.

This wild boar was still sprinting. Seeing so many people around at that time, all the netizens who watched the video couldn't help sweating for those people standing around who were frightened by the sudden appearance of the wild boar. It ran in one direction, and there were two or three people standing there in the direction it was sprinting. In fact, there was one, who looked like a student.

The video was broadcast here, and people's worries were almost raised in their throats. The wild boar rushed over. Could it be that a bloody incident is about to happen?Will someone be kicked to the ground by a wild boar later...

Such unscrupulous videos were also filmed, and it is estimated that this video will be blocked later.

With such a thought in mind, those who watched the video continued to watch. They had already anticipated the follow-up terrible casualties in advance, and it was estimated that someone would definitely be injured by the wild boar.

I saw the wild boar on the screen was about to rush towards the crowd. Some timid people no longer dared to look directly at the video, and frowned empathetically, waiting for the wild boar to hit it, but saw the wild boar half-jumped When he got up, he seemed to have tripped over something out of thin air. The whole fat-headed wild boar fell down on the flat ground with a thud.

The ups and downs of the boar meat are like a wave of seductive sea.

Netizens watching the video: "..."

All of a sudden, my mind was extremely complicated. I was mentally prepared for a bloody incident, but you actually showed me this?

Especially looking at the trembling pork and the earth-shattering pig cry, it really makes people want to laugh out loud...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Laugh out loud.

[This video is too amazing, isn't it a staged shot?Is this a deliberately shot sand sculpture video? 】

【Flourishing and in a trance... Is there such a thing in reality?I don't think it's a staged shot. If it was a staged shot, I think Oscar owes this wild boar a statuette. 】

[If it's a staged shot, then this wild boar's acting skills are amazing. 】

[True - Porcelain Pig. 】

[Wild boar: Haha, you must have been scared, old pig, I’m here to touch porcelain! 】

[@某某actor, come and learn acting from pigs. 】

Tang Junhui's classmates, after watching the video on the Internet, accidentally discovered that the junior high school student who was almost hit in the video, although this person had a mosaic on his face, how could the friends who often fooled around together not recognize him? Woolen cloth?

Everyone was shocked to death in the small group:

He Tongrun: Wucao @唐君辉, you really met a wild boar.

Xie Songqing: What wild boar?

He Tongrun: Forward news [Video of wild boars descending from a village and attacking people]

After the people in the group watched the video, they were all shocked? ? ? ?

People in the group: @唐君辉, all kinds of truth-seeking, how could the wild boar fall, it’s unbelievable, it’s about to rush to you, watching the video at that time, I was sweating for you, the result? ? ? ?

Tang Junhui looked at the information in the small group, and laughed in his heart with satisfaction, now you believe that I have encountered a wild boar, what happened today is too exciting.

Tang Junhui: I can't explain it right now, I will explain it to you in detail when I go back to school.

Tang Junhui: I can only tell you that today's event was too exciting and fun, and it was the first time I saw a wild boar.

Tang Junhui: I think I may be born with a scumbag, I am the son of luck, otherwise why would this wild boar fall to the ground and pay homage to me?

……

People in the group: Fuck you, just blow it up.

Tang Junhui felt that the wild boar fell to the ground before attacking people because of his arrogance, but in the eyes of the people in Qingquan Village, they didn't think that the biggest metaphysics in their village during this period of time was of course extremely famous—— — Koi Fox.

The koi fox in their village has done a lot of battles, so I won’t talk about the hot searches some time ago. Blowing rainbow farts to it can summon a real rainbow. Body, good luck.

On the Dragon Boat Festival, they took the koi fox on the dragon boat, and their village won the No.2 as expected. In fact, they should have won the No.1. If the koi fox was willing to sit on the bow, the No.1 would definitely have fallen to their village .

Take a closer look and look at the Shen family. Since the little white fox came to their house, the life of the Shen family has become more and more prosperous. This koi fox is still the king of goods. Seeing Shen Zhoucheng's litchi The sales are going to be slow soon, so you can sell tens of thousands of catties of lychees with just a short video.

Can't this be called a koi?

The name of the koi fox is still a bit of an impression in the memory of the goldfish brains of the netizens who eat melons. It turns out that the village where the wild boar attacked people is also the place where the koi fox stays?

"Oh oh oh, it turns out that there is a koi fox blessing, so I can't hang this unlucky wild boar GG."

"Hastily, it really is a koi fox, the little fox of Boss Shen's family, so I'm so lucky!"

"Forward this koi fox, and bless me for not failing the final exam."

"I've decided, this summer vacation, I must go and see the koi fox!"

Xiaobai Tuanzi lay in Shen Zhoucheng's arms without doing anything, and another halo of koi carp landed on top of its little head. After hearing about this deed, netizens began to repost and worship the koi carp fox again. I hope that by reposting Koi Fox, I will get good luck.

This little black-faced fox from Africa has once again inexplicably reached the peak of its fox life.