Autobiography of a beast

I hastily dropped two coins on the table, and when I left, I said something to Xiao Er who bumped into me:

"The money is on the table" and ran downstairs in a hurry.As if he was afraid that the man would run away.

Fortunately, I walked quickly, and when I went out of the building door and stood on the street looking around, the man had just turned a corner of the street.I hurriedly stepped up to keep up, thinking how to torment him to get angry.As for what to vent, I am not very clear in my mind.

After following them for a while, I figured out why they were traveling.Oh, it turned out that he was going back home after the inspection.The boy usually lives in the barracks where he is stationed, eating and lodging with the generals, but he also has a mansion in the city, but he doesn't come back often to live there.This time, it happened that I bumped into him who rarely returned to the city once.

I usually live in the barracks, and the guards are heavily guarded, so I can't get close to him. Now there are only a few guards around him. For me, this is really a god-sent opportunity.

I am a person who lacks everything, except bad intentions.Thinking that he seduced my best friend for a hundred years with his sweet words, no matter what, I am obliged to help my best friend to test him well.

After finding a good-sounding reason for myself, I sneaked behind a group of people, waiting for an opportunity to catch him off guard.I'd like to see if the handsome, self-cleaning bullshit he carries around all day is not something that Lu Shu imagined. After all, my friend is very innocent, and others will act a little bit in front of him. His appearance softened after he said a few nice words.Thinking about it in my heart, I had an idea.When he stepped up again, he had already changed his outfit.

That's right, it's exactly the handsome appearance of the girl who desperately wants to marry me.It's just that in line with the scene I'm going to act in later, the clothes on my body are a little bit awkward.

I shook my tattered sleeves, squeezed my throat, and checked the timing.When he got off his horse and raised his legs to go to the mansion, he took advantage of the sudden surprise of the surrounding guards and jumped on him.Unbiased, he just bumped into the man's arms.

But I haven't waited for me to stay warm and perform my sticky technique.He pushed it away and fell to the ground.The people around quickly reacted, and the sound of the knife being drawn was repeated one after another, and the silver light was shining.

I was dizzy and dizzy when I was pushed by him, and my temper went straight up. When did I suffer such a loss?Rubbing his butt, he was about to swear, but when he raised his eyes, he was blinded by the bright knife light, and he admitted decisively.Forget it.There is a first time for everything!It is a rare experience to be held by dozens of knives around the neck and dare not move!Moreover, at this moment, I am a delicate and beautiful girl.You can't do anything detrimental to your image.

Thinking of this made me feel much more comfortable.I don't bother with him about pushing my butt.Simply continue with the current situation.

I seemed to have been pushed to the extreme and felt ashamed by so many people and shocked by his indifference. At this moment, I was sobbing softly, pear blossoms with rain.Acted very hard.

The people around thought it was some vicious assassin, so they drew their swords to be on guard, but they never thought that I was a soft and weak girl, and they were all stunned after seeing my "true face".It's not right to take back the knife in my hand, or to continue to hold it. I looked helplessly at the boy and their general who had just been hugged by me as a target.

Hmph, it does have some prestige.However, today, I will let you taste my power, and then I will cry even louder.

I could feel him frowning at me for a while, and finally raised his hand after confirming that I was not in any danger, and let the guard put away the knife.He approached me, squatted down, and asked in a slightly cold tone:

"Who are you? What are you doing here?"

"Hey, I came here from the north. My family members were all killed, and I was the only one who escaped here alive. I heard that my lord has fought in all directions and can give my family protection like a god, so I wondered if I could come to my lord. Just begging for a stutter, if the lord is willing to take me in, I will be willing to be a thick servant girl in the lord's mansion to repay the lord for saving my life... woo woo..." Well, that's right, if the heroine in the script talks to the lord like this, it will probably be exciting. Arouse their compassion.It may be possible to start a good story with this, and it has never been known.If you want to go further... then you have to...

As soon as the voice fell, I lifted my buttocks that had fallen to the ground, and threw myself at the boy again.But he never thought about it, and he took a step back mercilessly and swiftly, dodging away...

Very good, my beautiful and beautiful girl fell a piece of shit again...

I don't have any sympathy for flowers...it's heartless...

Seeing him treat me like this, a tall man with a loud voice and wearing soft armor around him finally seemed to be overwhelmed, complained a few words to him, and stepped forward to help me.

In order to maintain my delicate and frail persona, I let the rough man hold me in his arms and listened to him ask if I was injured.

I didn't bother to answer and deal with him, I just lowered my head and sobbed, and glanced at the impatient boy.

After a long time, the boy yelled helplessly:

"Come on!"

Humph, sure enough, man.

"My family has no shortage of servants." After speaking to me, he turned to the summoned subordinates: "Take this girl to the newly opened porridge shop in Qianqian Street, and let her have a good meal." He took out a few pieces of silver and handed it to a guard beside him. "Let the girl take the rest and find a place to go."

Then he turned around and approached the mansion without nostalgia.

...

Um?Why is this different from what I read in the book?Is my face not pretty enough or which step is wrong?Is my voice not sweet enough?This made me doubt myself.I forgot to say thank you, so I looked down at my outfit, well, it was a bit tattered, but wouldn't such a down-and-out little lady arouse their men's desire to protect?It's so weird...

The rough man who supported me seemed to be used to his indifferent expression, took the money from the guard, handed it to me, and asked me loudly if I could go.Seeing that the boy had completely entered the mansion, I didn't bother to pretend.He stood up neatly and patted the dirt.Wipe the wet tears off your face.He took the money from the man's hand and thanked him casually.I want to go.But I was stopped by the man who supported me, and asked with a worried face if I was all right?

I was really annoyed to see him gossiping.Then he turned around, lifted the hem of his skirt, rushed to the tower and twisted his buttocks that had just fallen to the ground, then ignored his flushed face and threw the money back to the mountain.

Although this trial didn't satisfy me very much, the boy's performance passed the test. Although he lacked a little sympathy, he was barely a clean-spirited man.I was a little relieved.No more trying to stop him from meeting Lu Shu.

Just when I thought that the two of them were getting better, one morning, I heard Lu Shu ask me if I could go down the mountain to help him see if anything important happened.I find it strange that this guy has never cared about things outside the woods.It's strange that this one took the initiative to ask.I curiously asked him when he became so paranoid.

He asked me many times before he told me.The boy has not been here for some time.

My first reaction was to be angry, extremely angry.Sure enough, a deceiving dog!Immediately, he dropped the thing in his hand and wanted to go down the mountain to find someone.

When I went down the mountain to inquire, I realized that I was impulsive.The young man was recalled to the capital for his outstanding military exploits in the past two years.

I sat in the teahouse, thought for a while, and most of the anger in my head disappeared with a cup of tea.Had another thought.

Heh, return to Beijing and be sealed?Can you come back then?

After inquiring clearly, he went back to the mountain and told Lu Shu about the matter, without concealing it or embellishing it.I think he should also be able to think clearly about the meaning.

Sure enough, Lu Shu didn't speak for a long time after hearing the news I brought back.He is always like this, holding everything to himself, pretending to be an old man, which makes people angry.I was afraid that he would suffocate himself, and wanted to comfort him.But I heard him say: "Oh, all right. Then I'll wait for him."

When the man returned to the capital, he didn't know when he would be back. What are you waiting for him to do?I looked at Lu Shu with a calm face and lost the happiness of the previous days, and finally did not say these heartless words.

When Lu Shu said to wait, he really was waiting wholeheartedly.Every day, they wandered back and forth in the places they often see, like a young man who could wait for him, day after day tirelessly.

Seeing him calmly waiting, I suddenly thought, what is the meaning of our existence?Although I don't know the answer to this question, I know that it is definitely not Lu Shu who waits for others without knowing the result.

If it were me, I would definitely not do this kind of aimless giving without definite results.I hate waiting and suffering the most.

There were only two of us left in the woods.Lu Shu also regained his usual indifference during the day after day of waiting.No joy, no sorrow.This is our normal state.But after seeing his bright and colorful expression, and looking at his current appearance, I can't accept such an indifferent Lu Shu.

I want him to be more relaxed and happy.If the person who can bring him happiness is that boy, then I am willing to help him.

He couldn't go down the mountain, so I acted as his ear, inquiring about the young man for him when he was down the mountain.He is in the forest and I am at the foot of the mountain.He for his warmth and companionship, I for his happiness and smiling face.

Fortunately, God still favors us beasts.The boy we were looking forward to together finally came back after disappearing for five full years.

He has changed, getting older is one thing, but his temperament has also settled a lot.I think I have experienced some things in the past five years.

After confirming the fact of his return at the foot of the mountain, I immediately went back to the mountain and told Lu Shu that I was more anxious than him, and I thought he could live a happier and more comfortable life.

So when I looked at the surprise on his face again, I thought, finally, his life is smiling again.

Seeing that Lu Shu turned into a human body, he hurriedly ran to the place where they used to meet and waited.I can't even stop it.Shaking his head helplessly, he looked at his somewhat hasty back and chuckled lightly.

this idiot...