The hero's useless super power

It is of course great for someone to greet you with care, if this person is handsome and rich, it will be even more perfect, but if this person also looks at you with pity for a mentally handicapped child, and sends an inappropriate greeting from time to time, If you still can't refute it, then it's very bad.

"Is your butt okay? Do you want to call a doctor?" Wen Er stared at Wen Ze with what could be called "affectionate" eyes, and asked solemnly, "I don't have much experience in this area. If there is any Don't tell me directly, baby."

Wen Ze's goosebumps could fill a small universe, and he said with a dry smile: "I have experience, don't worry about me."

"Really? Really?" Wen Er's eyes were deep and dark, and they looked watery under the warm light at the moment, as if full of emotion, "Baby, you are so brave!"

"..."

I 'fuck!

Wen Ze felt bad all over. He felt that if he stayed any longer, he would either vomit blood or die from nausea. He hurriedly drank the beef soup and left the restaurant as if fleeing.

The resort area is not small, especially when there are only two users, there are no activities like fishing or hunting nearby.According to Wen Er, this kind of activity is quite popular, and many rich people also like to get shotguns for fun. In fact, it is not difficult, and many channels can legally hold guns.However, it is not allowed here, and all the nearby hills have been designated as animal and plant protection areas, so you can see many rare natural creatures.

Wen Ze doesn't have any hobbies in this area, but as long as he can escape from Wen Er right now, it doesn't matter if he goes outside for a walk.

The sun had completely set, and the afterglow reflected the surrounding forest into a mysterious and quiet place. Wen Ze left the range of the stone wall, sat on a rotten tree pole that fell on the edge of the cliff, stared at the phone for a while, and finally dialed Lu Qingzhou's phone call.

The signal in this ghost place is not bad, and the friend's voice sounded very clear: "You fucker? I'll sue you to show off your big boss, me..."

"I seem to like him." Wen Ze decisively interrupted Lu Qingzhou's taunt, "I really like that."

"Nonsense, who doesn't like Wen Da Boss?" Lu Qingzhou said bluntly.

"I like it even in bed."

"Fuck!" Lu Qingzhou was startled, "With a dick lover like you, can it be said that the big boss is really satisfied with you because he chases too many women and has rich experience?"

"No, his behavior on the bed is just average..." After saying this, Wen Ze looked around nervously, and after confirming that there was no Wen Er who was elusive, nor that magical walkie-talkie, he still whispered, "But he performed well enough.”

"which aspect?"

"Same-sex acceptance." Wen Ze sighed, "You also know that sexuality is impossible to pretend unless one's life is in danger or something. Wen Er can indeed be an insider, and he even made a Look, say that you are willing to accept me into the family or something."

"Are you kidding me?" Lu Qingzhou's tone became serious, "You also know that when you first try something new, you can say any kind of bullshit."

Wen Ze answered the question with only four words: "Is he necessary?"

Lu Qingzhou didn't say a word, unless Wen Ze was the chosen one who was going to save the earth soon, otherwise he couldn't find out why Wen Er wronged himself to sleep with a man and put on an affectionate pose.

"Maybe it's because of ability..."

"Maybe, but so what?" Wen Ze asked calmly, "It's okay for a person to have many suitors because he's handsome, but it's not okay for me to have suitors because I have a special ability?"

Lu Qingzhou choked for a while and had to admit that it made sense, and said: "Then don't hesitate."

"What if you get dumped?" Wen Ze was timid again at this moment.

"So what if you dump it?" Lu Qingzhou said decisively, "What are you afraid of?"

Wen Ze was stunned for a moment, and then shivered as if waking up: "I'm fuck!"

Yes, what are you afraid of?It's just being dumped!

Ignoring Lu Qingzhou's nonsense on the other end of the phone, Wen Ze hung up the phone and wanted to go to see me and express his feelings, but he heard a kind voice not far away: "Wengong, the boss asked if you want to prepare supper?"

"Fuck!" Wen Ze was taken aback, and looked in shock at the gentle smile of the aunt not far away, "Ah, auntie, when did you come?"

"Just now."

Wen Ze looked at the road coming from the gate of the resort, and then at his aunt's unhurried face. He had to admit that Wen'er was nothing compared to his aunt's elusiveness!

When Wen Ze found Wen Er, this guy was eating, grilled bacon with honey, and he glanced at it and lost his appetite.There was no one else around, Wen Er just smiled when he saw him coming, and continued to eat.Not to mention, being handsome is a sight, even watching him eat like this is also enjoyable.

"What's the matter?" After staring in silence for almost a minute, Wen Er finally couldn't bear it and asked, "Is there something uncomfortable?"

Wen Ze laughed a few times, approached Wen Er like a boy and whispered, "I like you too."

The meat that was about to be stuffed into his mouth stopped in the air, and Wen Er looked over with a surprised expression: "Why did you say this suddenly?"

"I just want to say it." Wen Ze smiled silly, just like when he used basketball magazines to attract the attention of the boys at the same table. This feeling has not been felt for many years, "You say it again, I say it again It's fair." He is a selfish and cautious adult man, but it's so comfortable to take off the mask and live with his true face, even if it's just a moment, a moment of intoxication is a moment, so what's there to be afraid of?

Wen Er raised his eyebrows, put down the bowls and chopsticks in silence, after a while he smiled and said, "I like you too."

"Well, I know." Wen Ze laughed out loud.

The two smirked at each other for a while, Wen Er said vaguely while picking up the bowls and chopsticks to eat again: "Oh, by the way, you know I'm playing tricks on you, right?"

"Ah?" The smile on Wen Ze's face has not disappeared, "What?"

"It's the so-called 'I understand but I can't understand'." Wen Er blinked, "I don't care about your ass as much as you think."

Wen Ze vividly staged a "smile gradually disappearing", and a moment later, his roar sounded in the restaurant.

"Wen Er!"

"Is the project finished? Did you bring the report?"

"I'm fuck!"