The hero's useless super power

Wenze actually doesn’t hate this kind of atmosphere filled with a certain sour smell, ambiguity and love are like this, even if you are a sand sculpture, you are also the most beautiful sand sculpture on my heart, even if you are a pig’s head, you are also the softest on my butt The pig's head, just like Wen'er now, exudes the air of sand sculpture of straight male cancer all over his body, but he can't help liking it!

Of course, there is one reason why people are handsome.

Wen Er thoughtfully asked about the health and well-being, and Wen Ze lived in a very comfortable place. He only needs to put on a covert attitude of "bearing humiliation" and "sacrificing for love" from time to time, and he can do whatever he wants.

"I just like you……"

"Maybe this is our last time, after all, I still can't accept it."

"You don't have to feel guilty, I'm fine."

The above sand sculpture remarks are all from the mouth of "Wen Daiyu". The appearance of Fu Ruo Liu Fufeng is far from that of a chrysanthemum. People who don't know will even think that it is terminally ill when they see him, but Wen Er still eats this set.

There is no way, the IQ of people in love is stored on the edge of the universe.

The weather on the weekend was excellent, and the white clouds seemed to be drawn into the swimming pool. Wenze's handsome backstroke was floating like a pig that died in the flood, and there was a wooden tray with mobile phones and drinks floating in his hand. It was so pleasant. He never enjoyed it.

Just now he said that he wanted to eat soup dumplings, and hoped that "Wen Er could make one with his own hands", so Boss Wen washed his hands and went to learn how to make soup dumplings with the chef. Came out in bronze.The water in the swimming pool is so clear that it doesn't even smell like disinfectant. It is said that the water is released at an appropriate time before use, and the sun can effectively dissolve the bleaching agent in the tap water, and it will not be left outdoors for too long. Water gets dirty.

What a waste, Wen Ze sighed and looked at the picturesque sky through the sunglasses. When the surrounding was almost suffocating, he raised his head and took a look. After making sure that no one was there, he took the phone over and dialed Lu Turn on Qingzhou’s phone, turn the voice to the outside, and lie back on the water comfortably.

say what?Of course it is "good news"!

"I fell asleep!" Wen Ze lowered his voice excitedly, "I fell asleep enough to smell the boss!"

"Fuck!" On the weekend, Lu Qingzhou was also having fun with his friends in the circle, "Okay, Wen Diao! That's amazing!"

There was booing of "Talk about it", "Who is it", and "666" in the background sound.

"How is it? How does the big boss feel?" Lu Qingzhou asked with a smile, "Did you vomit?"

"Shut up!" Wen Ze said half amused and half annoyed, "He pities me this delicate flower!"

"Ouch—" Lu Qingzhou pretended to retch, "You're so fucking cute, the big boss actually likes this kind of routine?"

"You don't understand, let me tell you, he still feels sorry for me now, because he made me zero hahahahaha!"

"I'fuck me'fuck me'fuck!" Lu Qingzhou cursed repeatedly, "There are still such pure people in this world? Why can't I meet them?!"

"Stop coming, no matter how handsome you are, how can you be tough without wearing women's clothes?" Wen Ze laughed back indifferently, "Anyway, just treat me well, so why bother?"

"You didn't give him a popular science? If this kind of top-notch No. [-] is single, the local circle will explode!" Lu Qingzhou sighed, "How many moths have to jump on this fire!"

"There's no such thing as popular science. I thought it was just a hookup. Why talk so much?" Wen Ze was suddenly inexplicably melancholy, and shut his mouth involuntarily.

At this time, a familiar voice came from the floating wooden pallet: "What about popular science?"

Wen Ze's body seemed to have passed a trillion volts, and he raised his head tremblingly. A small black box like a remote control was lying next to the mobile phone, and Wen Er's voice was coming out of it: "Don't you know this is a walkie-talkie?" ?”

Yeah, the resort is so big, you have to take a walkie-talkie everywhere...I'm fuckin'!