break the head

In the evening, Fang Yizhuo walked back to his room after a good meal and began to make up homework crazily. There was no other way. He was busy fighting last week and had no time to take care of his studies and homework.

Mother Zhuo was quite surprised when she knocked on the door and walked in: "Oh boy, you're not playing with your phone."

How could Fang Yizhuo tell such a shameful thing about his mobile phone being confiscated, and said solemnly: "Learning makes me happy."

"I poured you a glass of milk, drink it."

"Um, I don't want to drink milk, I want to drink Coke."

Mother Zhuo patted him lightly on the shoulder and said, "What kind of happy fat house water do you drink? It kills sperm, boy. Doesn't studying make you happy? If it's not enough, do a few more questions."

This was really shooting himself in the foot. Fang Yizhuo was in so much pain that he borrowed milk to relieve his sorrow.

"Son, the tickets for the Houtian Chu Kuang Oppa concert are on sale at zero o'clock, can you help me grab one then, I'm afraid I won't be able to get it alone."

Fang Yizhuo nodded unexpectedly, but suddenly realized that his mobile phone had already been handed in, so he shook his head quickly: "No, no, zero o'clock, think about the hardships of the student party."

"Just one night, I'll buy you delicious food." Zhuo's mother still had a conscience, and compromised: "Okay, it's important for my precious son to sleep well. Lend me your mobile phone. I'll check the seats in the venue."

Isn't this a cold heart? Fang Yizhuo jumped into the bed and said, "Okay, I'll help you grab it. I'm going to bed now, so make up for it early. Mom, go back and rest."

"Thank you, I'll turn off the light for you, good night."

"Good night."

The promise was good for a while, and after the crematorium, Fang Yizhuo, who was sitting in the classroom, biting the beef jerky bought by his mother, was very melancholy. He was about to rob it tonight, and he hadn’t returned his mobile phone yet, so he wondered who to borrow it tonight. cell phone.He understood why the Buddha felt that life was boring, wasn't it too smooth.Looking at myself again, I live in dire straits every day, chickens fly and eggs are beaten, and the worldly affairs mess with my three thousand worries.Later, I have to go to the office to recite ancient Chinese poems. I can’t take a good nap. What else can I do? Live with a smile.

"I smile smugly, I smile smugly." Bai Ye returned to his seat with brisk steps.

Fang Yizhuo was annoyed seeing him like this, and patted a handbook of important and difficult points, "What's the matter, so happy, I'm so happy."

Bai Ye took out a small card and waved it in front of his eyes, "Did you see that, this is a new card from Ganqianmian, it is a double experience card for the magic hand, I bought six packs, and the cards in four packs It’s a collection card, but——the bag that the Buddha opened for me just now, guess what?”

Fang Yizhuo really wanted to roll his eyes over it, and replied with disgust: "Get a new one."

"That's right." Bai Ye held the new card in both hands, as if holding a sacred object, and said with a smile: "I suspect that the Buddha gave me the crispy noodles. Do you know how low the probability of this card is?"

"Tch, it's not winning the lottery."

"What, the big Buddha's tablemate said that he really won the ten yuan lottery, and he can buy several packs of crispy noodles."

"..."

Yu Pei in the front did not eavesdrop when he heard the conversation behind, Bai Ye's bright voice was heard for a radius of five hundred miles.She turned around quietly and saw that there was still an unopened package of crispy noodles on the table, and said, "Bai Ye, there is another package, let me open it for you."

"Brother Pei, stop, there is still a package that I want the Buddha to open tomorrow." Bai Ye grabbed the crispy noodles and put them on his chest, vowing to protect them to the death.

Fang Yizhuo was puzzled, and asked him, "Why didn't you let him open it today."

"Luck can't be spent all at once, it's metaphysics."

Yu Pei didn't seem to be reconciled, and reached for the gun: "Just open a bag for me."

Bai Ye escaped while protecting his face, but she grabbed his autumn school uniform jacket. At this moment, he only had one thought, to face death in front of others, and try his best to break free and run back.

With a thud, the whole class fell silent, only to see that the armpit of Bai Ye's coat had been torn a big hole, and the stripes of the sweater inside could be clearly seen. He was not well. "Damn, what kind of strange girl are you, do you need to be so ruthless!"

Yu Pei hurriedly let go and apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."

"Didn't you deliberately tear out such a big hole for me, and rob the civilian men in broad daylight!" Bai Ye, aggrieved, grasped the loose hole with his hands.

Yu Pei shook his head frantically, "No, I couldn't control myself when I was in a hurry, I was just playing with you."

"I haven't got it under control yet, what the hell, won't it tear me apart when I wake up." Bai Ye took off his clothes and threw them to her, "I don't care, the one named Pei, no, the one named Yu, this clothes You are responsible, sew it up for me."

"I can't, what if the sewing is ugly?"

"Look, I don't have any sincerity at all. I'm too sad. I'm going to find someone to reason with."

Yu Pei looked at the hole in his clothes, his arms could get in, he accepted the reality with his eyes wide open and said, "Okay, I'll sew it for you."

Brother Pei is rough, but no matter what he recruits, he is still a girl. Bai Ye is not as knowledgeable as her, so he also gave her the unopened but almost broken crispy noodles in his hand, "here, I will discuss it with you in the future. I know No."

Yu Pei hugged his things and nodded desperately: "Yeah."

A farce was over, and the melon-eating crowd dispersed and went about their own business.

Bai Ye sat down and gave Fang Yizhuo the unpacked crispy noodles to eat, and said with a touch of sadness: "See, this is luck, and what you gain is bound to lose."

Bai Ye's words made Fang Yizhuo realize suddenly. He felt that since he came to this class, everything was not going well. How could he be as decent as before? It must be Fang Zhuo who appeared and robbed my luck. The price, hahaha, an evil smile unconsciously came to the corner of his mouth.

At eleven o'clock at night, the dormitory lights were turned off.After brushing his teeth, Fang Xizhuo came out and locked the phone in the cabinet, then climbed into bed and covered himself with the quilt that had been sun-dried at noon to sleep, and the quilt still had the fragrance of sunshine.

An uninvited guest broke into the dormitory, and the moonlight entered the house. Everyone sat up, except Fang Zhizhuo who was still getting sleepy. One of them turned on the desk lamp to shine the light on the thief, making him invisible.

"I, Fang Yizhuo next door, have something to do with the Buddha."

Fang Yuzhuo who was suddenly poked couldn't lie down any longer, sat up and asked, "Is there anything urgent you need from me?"

"Lend me your phone."

"It's in my closet, the second one from the left on the upper floor, take it yourself."

Fang Yizhuo walked over and easily found the phone. Turning around, he saw Fang Zhuo sticking out his upper body from under the quilt and looking at him, so he raised his hand to signal that he had it. The other party nodded and lay down again. Do Erkang said: "Hey, wait a minute, can I go to bed with you, I have something to do."

Fang Zhuo sat up again, thought for a while and nodded in agreement.Knowing that he would agree, Fang Yi Zhuo quickly climbed onto the bed, pushed the quilt in, sat on it, inspected the other beds and whispered, "Can you help my mother grab a concert ticket at midnight?"

"No, I'm going to bed, I don't want to stay up late."

"Who made you feel lucky? That's what my mother is thinking about."

Fang Xizhuo hesitated to speak, and pointed to the bottom to let him go down.

"Are you going to say that I am kidnapped again, then you go to bed first, and I will call you at twelve o'clock, just help me order it."

"I'm not obliged to help you."

"My mother runs a barber shop. I'll give you a VIP card and enjoy the membership price. You can make any hairstyle you want."

Hearing this, the bearded young man next to him got up and came over, raised the shiny mobile phone in his hand and said, "A Zhuo, give me a card, I also have a mobile phone and I'll lend it to you."

Fang Yizhuo felt that he might not be able to invite the Buddha anymore, and it was not an option to be frozen like this, so he turned to the bearded man and said, "That's fine, but how's your luck?"

"Of course, I picked up a penny on the road this morning."

"Okay, you download the Damai.com app first, and I'll crawl over right away."

"What, I still need to download something, it's a lot of traffic, I don't have much traffic left."

It's only the beginning of December, obviously he doesn't want to borrow it anymore, and Fang Yizhuo doesn't want to expose him, just put one foot on the horizontal bar and stick up and down.

Fang Zhuo said: "Well, come up, don't hang there, you're panicking."

Fang Yizhuo was overjoyed, he wagged his tail gratefully and crawled back. Seeing that the Buddha lifted the quilt, he slipped in without seeing it. After late autumn, the night is darker and the air is cold, so he will get under the quilt Feeling very warm, he subconsciously squeezed into a warmer place.

Suddenly getting into his own private area, Fang Zhuo sweated nervously, as if in a dream, but there was a cold foot next to his leg that stimulated his small skin, the two layers of ice and fire, tense from head to toe, Li squeezed and said, "Don't stretch your feet over."

Fang Yizhuo, who was disgusted, had to move aside, and then turned on the phone, a bright white light shot out into the sky, like opening a moonlight treasure box, blinding his titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, and almost burst into tears on the spot.Suddenly, a big hand covered his eyes, warm and gentle. The warmth of the hand flowed from the palm to the heart, and the whole world became quiet. After a while, when the big hand left, the phone had already displayed the wallpaper.

The atmosphere at this time made Fang Yizhuo a little uncomfortable and did not dare to move around. He handed him the phone to ease the embarrassment and said: "Your phone is a bit slow to boot, unlock it."

Unlock, download the app, and log in to the account.Fang Yizhuo completed a series of things, and suddenly thought of a very important thing, if not, what he did tonight would be useless, it's over, he wouldn't make a mistake in the last link, right?He asked softly: "Big Buddha, you should have money in Alipay, right?"

"My meal card is bound to my bank card, and there are hundreds of them in it. You can use my bank card."

That's good, the stone hanging in my heart can finally be let go. "Big Buddha, go to sleep, I will call you when the time comes."

"No, there is still half an hour, I'll wait."

Waiting like this is boring, Fang Yizhuo took the mobile phone and wanted to play a small game, but was stopped by the Buddha, he said: "It hurts the eyes."

Then Dafo took out an earphone out of nowhere and gave half of it to Fang Yizhuo, letting him listen to music to pass the time.As soon as he put it on, Fang Yizhuo felt that he could hear the trembling voice of his soul. He couldn't believe his ears. He opened the song list and saw what it was, high mountains and flowing water! !Without any artistic sentiment, he was shocked. It has been several years, and people still listen to this kind of music. What is Guangling San, Yuzhou Singing late...it's crazy.

If you can see it, Fang Xizhuo can definitely see a face that is extremely suspicious of life, and Fang Yizhuo can also see a shy face with an unpredictable expression.

But don't say old or old, the sound of the piano is melodious and melodious, and the meditation is beautiful. It is completely different from the state of mind when I was pretending to be a six-fingered piano demon. Every key is in line with the heart rate. The impetuousness in his heart made him relax. In a trance, Fang Yizhuo saw that on a majestic and steep mountain, a person wearing a crown and a hairpin, wearing a plain robe with a skirt behind his back, playing the piano on the floor with his back behind his back, playing the piano with a string When it is touched, the mountains and mist are quiet, the vegetation is solemn, the sound of the piano goes around the valley and asks the sky, searching up and down, and finally disappears into the vastness, and the dust settles.

Fang Yizhuo held the venue and clapped his hands: "It sounds good."

"Nice? Do you only say one thing that sounds good?" The man got up to answer, his voice was as clear as water in the cold winter.

"Huh? I will still say that old iron 666 is amazing my brother. Let me tell you, if you shoot a video and put it on Douyin in our era, tens of thousands of people can watch it, and you will definitely become an Internet celebrity. Brother's."

The man got up and flicked his sleeves: "Really, among those tens of thousands of people, is there anyone who can understand the meaning of this piano?"

"There must be."

"But I don't know what I'm playing, and for whom should I play it?" The tone was full of loneliness.After all, the man jumped into the cliff with the piano in his arms, and the land collapsed and the ground cracked instantly, and the sky and the earth suddenly changed. Fang Yizhuo's whole body shook with the mountain, and he couldn't stand still.After waking up, I realized that I had been slapped awake by the Buddha. Why did I fall asleep after listening to it, and even fell asleep on someone else's shoulder.

Still thinking about it, he heard the Buddha tell him: "You got the ticket, you can go back."

What, Fang Yizhuo sat up in shock in his dying illness, and shook the Buddha's shoulder to express his excitement.Fang Zhuo took off the two claws on his shoulders and waited for the opponent to climb down.

In the middle of the night, it really takes a lot of courage to get up from such a comfortable quilt.Look at this late autumn and early winter, with a warm bed and no worries at night, why do you have to climb out.Fang Yizhuo prepared himself mentally, lifted the quilt quickly, and was about to rush back to the dormitory at the speed of light, when suddenly his wrist was grabbed.

Fang Zhuo said slowly: "Wait a minute, you can..."

Fang Yizhuo withdrew his hand and said arrogantly: "Who wants to sleep with you, shameless."

"No, can you put the phone in the cabinet for me?"

……

Fang Yizhuo was a little embarrassed, he really had the urge to get back under the quilt and hang on to see what happened to you, "Can't you put it beside the bed?"

"There is radiation."

Okay, okay, people who feel that life is so boring still cherish their lives so much, Fang Yizhuo picked up his mobile phone and climbed down, when he climbed halfway, he looked up, and the Buddha had already got into the quilt with only his head exposed, looking at himself .He said softly, "I'll give you the money in a few days."

The Buddha dropped the word "walk slowly" and fell asleep without even watching him.But for some reason, Fang Yizhuo was not annoyed, he just felt like a hooligan, knowing that Mr. Fang was used to going to bed early, he climbed into his bed to harass him in the middle of the night, asking him to relieve his worries and pay back the credit after he left.Thinking about it this way, he felt very sorry for the Great Buddha, but at the moment the bedroom door opened, he still couldn't help but curse: You have no conscience.

The bed was cold, and the quilt was also cold. Fang Yizhuo hugged the quilt tightly and shivered, and looked at the wall next to him. He and the Buddha were both sleeping on the upper bunk, and there was only one wall between them. At this time, the Buddha should have fallen into the land of tenderness. It would be nice to snatch the quilt through the wall.

the next day.

Holding the patched clothes, Bai Ye looked left and right, hesitating to speak.

Yu Pei said to his fingers: "I really tried my best, and I rushed to sew it last night."

"I understand the truth, but Brother Pei, it's black there, why do you use red wire?"

"Only the red line."

Fang Yizhuo couldn't stand it anymore, and threw a book over: "It's almost done. Brother Pei didn't cut your school uniform to pieces, it's good. I don't usually see how precious you are, and you always throw it on the grass as a cushion."

All right, hurt me face to face, I can't talk any more for the day, Bai Ye stopped talking, and when he saw Fang Zhizhuo approaching, he hurriedly called him: "Big Buddha, you open another bag for me today. "

Fang Xizhuo took the crispy noodles, opened them, handed them back to him without even looking at them, and left.

Fang Yizhuo and Yu Pei came over, "How is it, what is it?"

Bai Ye looked left and right, up and down, and finally took out all the noodles without taking out a single card.He showed an expression of eating shit, and said: "I don't even have a card, how could there be no one, what about the consecration that was agreed?"

The jumping Bai Ye put the school uniform on his head and Ge You was paralyzed. At this moment, he just wanted to be quiet, alone with the dog.And Fang Yizhuo, who was at the side, chuckled, this is really metaphysics, the Buddha's luck has long been spent on me.