break the head

In the evening, Fang Yizhuo and Bai Ye leaned against the railing to blow the wind. The wind from the fifth floor was very comfortable, and it felt like every pore in the body was opening to breathe.In the corridor, students kept coming to participate in the evening self-study.

Juliet came with two roommates. The hair on her chest was still wet, and the clothes were wet, showing a circle of water stains. The top was a black tight-fitting light knitted sweater, which outlined a graceful curve.She is also good-looking, slim and graceful, with provocative eyebrows and eyes, and a beauty mole on the corner of her mouth, which is very attractive.Talking is also susu babble, and she is the goddess in many people's minds.

After they passed by, Fang Yizhuo whispered, "Juliet is so glamorous and punctual, does Miss Yu look good?"

Bai Ye raised his eyes and said seriously: "Reject, loli is justice, and loli is king."

"You shameless crazy lolicon."

Fang Yizhuo shot back: "You worthless wretched maniac."

"It's decided, I'm going to chase her."

"It's too superficial and hasty."

"I'm not superficial for a day or two. Shut up if you change your wife every month, I am determined to win."

Bai Ye shouted to Fang Yizhuo who walked into the classroom: "I have one more wife, okay?"

Fang Yizhuo wanted to talk to Juliet, but found that the corner of the classroom was unusual. In the past, it was the polar world, and few people went there, but now there were three people surrounded there, and it was obviously Fang Zhuo who was surrounded.

Out of curiosity, he couldn't hold back and walked over to check on the situation of the enemy. It turned out that Fang Zhuo was playing a small game of Goose Factory. The operation was very simple, but it was not so easy to get a high score, and the difficulty would increase later on. , and this guy actually played more than 2000 points.This game will also rank the friends on the list according to the player's points, and the ranking will be reset every Monday.

[You are awesome at the same table, you are now No.1 on my friend list]

[They have already surpassed No.2 and are much better, this week's top spot is stable]

【It's only Tuesday, don't have poisonous milk】

【Whether to gamble with a breakfast】

[Wow, I found that angle just now so well, I eliminated all three of them]

……

There is really a reason why contemporary students are always being scolded by others. It is idleness. I can still play this kind of small game so vigorously and watch it so happily. It’s not because I am idle. What.It seems that my old man, Thunderbolt Bomber, is about to come out of the arena again. Let's rectify the atmosphere and let you youngsters see what a big boss is. Don't start kneeling and licking when you see a cat or a dog, okay?

When the bell rang for evening self-study, Fang Zhuo locked the screen and started to do homework regardless of whether the game was dead or not.Everyone dispersed and returned to their positions.

Fang Yizhuo wrote two lines of homework, took out his mobile phone, looked at it and then put it down. After a while, he turned on the mobile phone and put it down again. I panicked. "What's the matter, your Bomei doesn't reply to your messages."

"No, it's that person surnamed Fang who doesn't agree to add me as a friend until now. What do you mean? Does he look down on me?"

Bai Ye pointed at the back and nuzzled: "Look at him doing his homework seriously."

"But pull it down, maybe the eyes are squinting down, I'll go find him."

Fang Yuzhuo's deskmate is a student from the same school, and he doesn't come to participate in the evening self-study at night. While writing the question, he suddenly found someone sitting next to him. After finishing the final answer, he turned his head to see who Fang Sheng was, and then asked calmly: " Are you alright?"

"I added you as a friend, please agree."

"what?"

"Tsk, turn on the phone and agree to be my friend."

Fang Zhuo didn't know what the other party was up to, so he didn't want to get entangled, so he took out his phone and clicked on the app, agreeing to be his friend.Fang Yizhuo clenched his fist and said yes softly, then walked back to his seat in a hurry.

Are you so happy to add me as a friend? "I have passed your friend verification request, and now we can start chatting." Fang Xizhuo touched the line of words on the phone screen, his fingertips felt a little hot.

In the next few days, Fang Yizhuo didn't sleep between classes, and played small games under the desk while lying on his stomach with one hand. It can be said that he was racing against time, and he hit every corner, but he still didn't surpass the Great Buddha. The points of the Great Buddha have not changed. , and has always been at the top of the list and has never been surpassed. Every time I click on the ranking, I feel extremely ashamed to see myself following miserably. It’s okay if the score is not higher than the height. If you can’t play the game, buy a piece of tofu and shoot yourself to death never mind.

After eating at noon, there was a long, long queue at every window in the cafeteria, just like receiving free small gifts in the supermarket, there were people's heads all over the place.

Bai Ye saw Fang Zhuo sitting at the same table with his sharp eyes, so he wanted to pull Fang Yizhuo over to line up with them.

"I don't want to, who wants to line up with him." Fang Yizhuo took Bai Ye's shoulders to the next team, and after a while, the line surpassed Fang Zhuo, which made Fang Yizhuo Le broken. "See, my queue is fast, follow me and have food."

Changes are always in an instant, half a minute later, Fang Zhuo is already in front of them, this ever-changing world.

Bai Ye added insult to injury: "Ah Zhuo, they surpassed us."

"The people in front are too slow. It takes so long to order just a few dishes. Really ink, hurry up."

Fang Xizhuo's deskmate didn't understand the operations of the two people in the next team, so he turned around and asked, "Deskmate, why do they keep staring at us?"

Fang Zhuo thought for a while and replied: "Maybe the food here is delicious, so you want to wait for our side."

After eating, the four of them sat together. Fang Yizhuo took out his mobile phone from his pants and played games while eating.

Fang Zhuo's deskmate took a look and exclaimed, "A Zhuo, why are you still playing?"

Fang Yizhuo said without raising his head, "Hmph, isn't the Buddha playing too?"

Fang Zhuo's deskmate Liu Muhao spoke for his deskmate: "I just watched him play for a while on Tuesday, but he didn't play anymore after that."

Fang Yizhuo clattered his fingers a few times, thinking that this is because he feels that no one can surpass his performance, so he doesn't need to play any more, it's too conceited, I'm going to break your record.

Then he died.

After swallowing the food, Fang Zhuo said, "This game is just to pass the time, it will be quite boring after playing."

Bai Ye: "Okay, don't talk about it, do you know how hard A Zhuo worked? My heart aches to death."

Fang Yizhuo was overwhelmed by the flattery, why not, this dead guy actually spoke for him, he is a good brother after all.

It's not him that Bai Ye feels sorry for, but himself.In the past few days, Fang Yizhuo, the sand sculpture, still set the alarm clock, and started playing before his eyes were fully opened. It was too much for his mother to wake me up too. For the glory of my brother, I even sacrificed my power bank. After only three and a half days, I was left with half a battery. I was careless when I made friends.

Today is Saturday. After lunch and two classes, I can go home on vacation. The English teacher has finished the knowledge points and homework in the last two classes. The rest of the time is for the students to study by themselves, and wait for the bell to ring after class.

Some students began to discuss with the teacher: "Teacher, can we play it 5 minutes earlier, we are on the fifth floor, we need some time to go down."

"No, only when the bell rings."

"Let's get in the car early, it's crowded."

"Screaming again, I have to add homework."

Sure enough, this trick was surprisingly effective, and no one dared to say anything.In this self-study with nothing to do, the teacher is watching the students doing nothing. Some students just want to go home and pretend to do their homework without doing anything.At this time, Fang Yizhuo peeked at the English teacher, sneaked his evil claws into the desk and took out the claw machine, skillfully opened the familiar game interface with one hand, and told his dear deskmate to help him watch.

Fang Yizhuo lowered his head to play with his mobile phone intently, and nodded his tablemate with one hand: "Bai Ye, look at me like this, do you have a double chin?"

The corners of Bai Ye's mouth twitched, feeling ashamed that this person was burdened with idols, and said, "No, no, let's play with you."

At this moment, Fang Yizhuo played surprisingly smoothly, and before he knew it, he reached two thousand and five, and with a little more effort, he could break three. At this time, remember not to be too happy too early, and remember not to set the flag.He took every step carefully and carefully, ignoring everything around him, and told himself not to rush, just be normal, just be normal.

Two thousand six.

Two thousand seven.

Two thousand and eight.

Two thousand and nine.

"Fang Yizhuo, Fang Yizhuo!"

Fang Zhizhuo thumped when he heard the name called by the English teacher, and stood up instinctively.

"It's not you, you sit down. The one in the penultimate row over there with his head down playing with his mobile phone, hand me his mobile phone."

Bai Ye pulled Fang Yizhuo who was addicted to the phone: "Brother, stop playing, you were caught by the teacher, and asked you to hand in your phone."

"Huh?" Fang Yizhuo looked up and saw the gloomy English teacher, who was leaning on the podium and making a gesture for the urban management to collect the protection fee, waiting for him to hand in the phone obediently, "Teacher, give me another two minutes."

"How do you do it, let you freeze your memory, hurry up, or you won't want to get your phone back in the future."

Fang Yizhuo saw that the teacher straightened up as if he was about to come over, so he immediately stood up and walked out of his seat: "Okay, okay, I'll hand it in, teacher."

However, Fang Yizhuo was still struggling to continue playing the game while walking up, and arrived at the speed of a tortoise. After looking at the results, he was elated.The moment I handed over the phone, I felt like I was dying.

When you go forward, you take a snail's pace, and when you come back, you take a stride like a shooting star.This is probably the first person the English teacher saw who was so happy after handing over his mobile phone.

Bai Ye waited for him to come back and asked, "A Zhuo, you're still so happy after handing over your phone."

"That's not right. Fortunately, I was brave in the face of danger and broke the record of the Buddha. The champion of the weekly list is mine."

After school, the classmates disappeared like arrows on a string.Fang Yizhuo found a shared bicycle at the school gate, and was going to ride to the last stop of the school bus stop, so that he would not be afraid of missing the bus. He was in a good mood and wobbled while whistling out of tune.While waiting for the traffic light, I saw that the Buddha was also riding a bicycle and parked next to me.He shouted: "Big Buddha, have you seen the list?"

"What list?"

"The game list of tyt mini games."

"No."

"Okay." Even if he didn't watch it, he won. Fang Yizhuo was full of pride, looked at the red light of the countdown, and said, "Big Buddha, Bibi rides a bicycle, let's see who is faster."

Suddenly, the green light turned on, and Fang Yizhuo sprinted forward. He felt something was wrong when he passed the intersection. Why was there no sound at all from the side, and he was not driving a car, and when the engine was turned off, he turned around suspiciously. Go back, boy, this thing turned left slowly.

Damn, it's annoying.

The author has something to say:

Let's give the Buddha at the same table a name 233

"Give me another 2 minutes, let me freeze my memory" from Jay Chou's "The Longest Movie"