Master respects him, the five elements are wicked

[Literary Edition Copywriting] This is a real dialogue between Xie Yu, the proud disciple of the Qingyang School of Xiuxian Dazong, and everyone, with Xie Yu leading the way.My master~ His five elements may be wicked!Audience: What kind of unethical law?My master's catchphrase: A gentleman bares his crotch, while a villain looks as tall as a villain.People: ...Uh, he wants to grow that?I'm ashamed to say it.Audience: Uh~~ For a penny, he can fight with a peddler, but he won't give in to a girl.People: Uh~~~ The first time he saw me, he threw me to a flower picker and ran away by himself.Audience: This is really wicked, why? !Because he thought I had a grudge against him and said I wanted to kill him.I went to him to reason, but he said that he gave me Yanfu only after he had to bear the pain, and he also got into trouble with me because of it.People: Is there any enmity?Used to have.Audience: What about now?I don't know why, but I want to press him. [Copy version of cheap mouth] Master, I heard that you are wicked?my reputation?It has been famous for three times.My strength?No one can beat it.So what am I missing?You lack nothing but virtue.Xie Yu: My master is wicked and mean-spirited. I want to suppress him and make him speechless under me for nine days! [Duplicity and non-disciple attack* wicked mouth and cheap master accepts] (~y▽~)~*fafa~ Author: The style of this article is relaxed and humorous, please relax and taste, and cover your face!Audience: Shameless~ Another: In this article, there are also second apprentice Fu Lin who will not hit the south wall and never look back, and the young apprentice Tang Yushui who claims to be a child prodigy and fortune teller!Xie Yu is a great apprentice.There are four masters and apprentices, just to make a table of mahjong.Mahjong first round: Xie Yu: Hongzhong, Fu Lin: Yaoji, Tang Yushui: Whiteboard.Master: I can figure it out by myself.The second circle: Xie Yu: Five barrels, Master: Touch.Fu Lin: Two cakes, Master: Touch again.Tang Yushui: Dongfeng, Master: Touch again, ass.Tang Yushui: Master, are you stupid too?Master: A fly with few legs is meat.The third circle: Xie Yu: Twenty thousand, Master: Eat.Fu Lin: Fifty thousand, Master: Hit.Tang Yushui: Eighty thousand.Master: The bar, all of them, live alone, bloom on the bar, give money.On the fourth lap, everyone quit.Xie Yu: There is fraud.Fu Lin: How did Master steal it?Tang Yushui: I figured out that Master stole the cards.Master: Don't wrong the good people, let's play a few more laps.Xie Yu: Master wants to play, let's go to bed.Content tags: A special liking Traveling through time and space Xianxia Cultivation sweet text┃ Search keywords: Protagonist: Fu Qingluan, Xie Yu┃ Supporting roles: Second apprentice Fu Lin, young apprentice Tang Yushui, all the ghosts in the world of cultivating immortals