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Chapter 15 Chapter 015: The Beginning of the Simple Angel's Nightmare

"Hmm...it's best to have a game that kills time and is fun..." Van Helsing thought to himself.

"It's "Sekiro" and "Dark Soul 1"..." Fan Helsing touched his chin: "Look at Lucifer's performance for Soul 2 and Soul 3, and I'll buy her for her later..."

"Ninja Gaiden is also good, or Cat Leo or something, but now I'm poor and can't afford it, forget it..." Sighing, Van Helsing bought two copies of the game with the system, which is the wolf and the game mentioned earlier. black soul.

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Dawn passed, the sun slowly rose on the eastern horizon, Lucifer wiped the dust off his face, and looked at the house in front of him with satisfaction.

This house seems to be called a row house in Van Helsing's mouth, although she doesn't know why it is called this name, but Lucifer doesn't care much, the only thing she cares about is - this is a house she built brick by brick.

She is known as a good-for-nothing angel, and she is called "can do nothing but fight" by other angels, but one day she can build such a beautiful house! ——

Even Lucifer, who had secretly fallen for a long time, had a sense of pride.

The townhouses shown in the drawings are all in a unified standard. It is an exquisite and retro two-story log cabin. Wisdom, looks like a beautiful building that only appears in fairy tales.

It seems that on a crisp autumn afternoon, there will really be an old lady holding a plate of freshly baked cookies, pushing open the wooden door, and happily distributing them to naughty children running past the door.

"It's decided, this house is mine!" Lucifer put his hands on his hips: "At worst, I will buy it from Van Helsing."

……

Lucifer was wearing an angel's uniform, which looked like the white robes worn by the gods in the ancient Greek murals, but it was backless, just like Anne and Van Helsing, the angel's wings and halo were not needed It can also be folded away when it is not in use, so that you can walk into some narrow places, and it will not be in the way when you enter the room.

But after all, they often need to use wings. For convenience, backless clothes are necessary.

Now Lucifer's clothes were stained with dust, and the whole angel looked a little disheveled.

She didn't care, but flew back to Anne's Castle, wanting to go to Van Helsing for a game console and a house.

"Where is Van Helsing?" Lucifer flapped his wings and entered the castle, but he was a little at a loss when he stood in the hall. The environment in front of him was neat and clean, the smooth marble floor was dusted off, and it was bright under the incandescent light. Has water marks.

It turned out that none of the rotten furniture was gone, and it seemed that the place was very empty. Thinking about it, it should have been piled up in the front yard. Lucifer saw it when he passed by just now.

"Is Miss Lucifer looking for Mr. Van Helsing?" Katyusha's voice came from the corridor on the left.

Lucifer turned his head to look, and saw Katyusha mopping the floor in the corner with a mop in her hand, but she stopped working at this moment.

"Yeah, that's right, that's it!" Lucifer nodded hastily: "I've already built the 'Town House', and Van Helsing will definitely give me that game console."

"Then... please follow me this way." Katyusha smiled: "Mr. Van Helsing should be resting now, and he shouldn't have disturbed Mr. There is no other way..."

Katyusha temporarily put the mop and bucket in the corner where they would not hinder people from walking, and then walked ahead to lead Lucifer the way.

Lucifer followed suit.

Walking along the way, Lucifer saw that Anne's Castle, which was still a mess and befuddlement yesterday, had changed. Although there were still mottled marks on the walls, at least there was no dust and excrement all over the world, those annoying bugs, Rats and all sorts of nasty critters were gone too.

At this time, an evil spirit maid walked past them, carrying a bucket of corpses of rats, snakes, and lizards in her hands. They all seemed to have been crushed to death mercilessly. Fingerprints of the Spirit Maids.

"Is this the last barrel?" Katyusha stopped for a while and asked the evil spirit maid.

The evil spirit maid nodded dully. Although she has no brains, this barrel of corpses is indeed the last barrel. Except for the clever crow who flew away early and was not poisoned by them, all the little lives in Anne Castle were killed by them. Slaughtered clean, only smaller-scale bacteria escaped.

"After the last barrel is incinerated in the incinerator, clean up the incinerator, collect all the embers including the present, and pile them up in the stables first, so they may come in handy in the future." Katyusha instructed the evil spirit earnestly. Maid, she knew that Van Helsing would run a territory in the future. After the corpses of these small animals were incinerated and sterilized (they were all turned into ashes, no matter what germs they carried), they were just composted to prepare for future agricultural development.

Now the incinerator burns all the badly damaged furniture in Anne’s Castle, which has no recycling value at all. It burned all night and devoured hundreds of thousands of small lives. In a sense, it can already be called purgatory. .

After listening to Katyusha's words, the evil spirit maid nodded again, indicating that she had listened.

It was just a small matter on the road, and it was dealt with casually. Katyusha and Lucifer walked for a few more minutes, and finally arrived in front of the library.

Creaking—the heavy copper door was gently pushed open by Katyusha, and the white light in the corridor shone into the dim interior.

"Eh?" Fan Helsing was stunned, but within three seconds, the game character on the TV was stabbed to death by a mob on the side of the road.

【die】.

"Mr. Van Helsing..." Katyusha twitched the corners of her mouth, showing a cold smile: "Did you play games all night?"

"Hehe..." Fan Helsing sneered, "This...that...how should I put it?..."

"Even if you are already feeling tired, do you still have to stay up late... Mr. Van Helsing who is so worrying should just die..." Katyusha clearly remembered that Van Helsing was already very sleepy last night...

This is not a question of nocturnal or nocturnal animals. It’s just that you have to go to sleep when you are sleepy. Even a vampire is the same. When your body sends you a signal of fatigue, it means that you really need to rest. It’s just about your body healthy.

Fan Helsing looked at the oppressive Katyusha, and cold sweat broke out on his head.

"Ah, I fell asleep!..." Fan Helsing closed his eyes tightly, threw away the handle like he was holding a hot potato, and finally fell on the table with a snap.

As a maid, you can't force your sleeping master to wake up, right?

Originally, Fan Helsing planned to pretend to be asleep, but when he got down on the ground, he became sleepy, and finally fell asleep.

"call……"

Katyusha stepped forward lightly, looking down at Van Helsing's sleeping face.

"Alas..." Katyusha stroked her face and sighed, "Really..."

"Forget it, Katyusha, don't wake him up," Lucifer also walked over, deliberately lowering his voice: "This is the game console, right?"

She looked at the TV in front of her, recalling the posture of Van Helsing holding the controller just now, and felt that she understood everything, isn't it very simple~

"Well, I'm really sorry for letting Miss Lucifer see such a rude Mr. Van Helsing..." Katyusha also lowered her voice.

Breaking apart the agreed rewards to others and playing on your own... Mr. Van Helsing is really too fastidious.

"It's okay, it's okay," Lucifer waved his hand: "I don't care about these."

"Thank you," Katyusha nodded and smiled, "Then I'll send Mr. Van Helsing back to his room, this is not a place to sleep."

As she spoke, Katyusha bent down and picked up Fan Helsing, um, in the pose of a princess.

Under Lucifer's gaze, Katyusha carried Fan Helsing up the spiral staircase step by step, and finally opened the trap door at the end and disappeared.

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There are some troublesome things... There are always troublesome things in life that can never be solved...

Chapter 16 Chapter 016: The scum angel who is proficient in four languages

When night fell again, Van Helsing woke up from his sleep.

The lights in the bedroom were not turned on, and the curtains were tightly drawn, so it was pitch black. Van Helsing climbed out of the coffin and rubbed his eyes.

"Hmm... I'm a little hungry..." That's right, Van Helsing woke up from hunger.

He moved his body, walked carefully behind the curtains, opened a small slit first, and then opened all the curtains with confidence when there was no sunlight coming in.

The stars and the moon reunited with Van Helsing through the stained glass.

"It looks like I slept all day?" Van Helsing rubbed his chin, planning to go out to find something to eat.

After leaving the bedroom, Van Helsing went down the spiral staircase to the library. Halfway through, he heard the sound of blows from weapons, as well as hissing into the flesh.

"Hehehe... Weiming's sword master is nothing more than that..." Lucifer's voice came from behind the desk.

Van Helsing understood in an instant that it was Lucifer playing the game.

It's just very strange... The games he bought are obviously all Chinese versions, Lucifer probably can't understand them, how can he play them so vigorously?

and many more!No, Lucifer seemed to have said 'Wei Ming's Sword Master' just now...

Is it? ...

"Is it strange?" After Van Helsing asked his doubts, Lucifer did not let go of his hands, but just glanced at him slightly: "In addition to Chinese, I can also speak Japanese and English. It means speaking these three languages..."

"Do you think every traveler's golden finger has a built-in translation function like you? Of course it's impossible~"

"In order to communicate with the traversers, our angels have taught these three languages ​​since elementary school..."

"Hmm... It seems that there have been more traversers who speak Korean recently, but fortunately, the number is still too small compared to the above three, otherwise the school will have Korean classes again... It's so troublesome..." Lucifer's eyes He never left the TV for a moment, and his tone was very perfunctory.

"I don't know where to start complaining..." Fan Helsing covered his face.

"By the way, you are a college student, right? Did you get dumped by your girlfriend before time travel? She even brought you a cuckold?" Lucifer suddenly became curious.

"It's true that I'm a college student, but why should I be dumped by my girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend at all!" Fan Helsing felt that the way Lucifer looked at him was a little strange.

"Oh, then you're really lucky," Lucifer sighed, "According to our statistics, 90% of the Chinese-speaking traversers have experienced this kind of thing. The university is cursed..."

"Is it because there are too many people who have been greened, and you can meet [Green_Man] when you choose anyone to travel through time? Or is it that people who have been greened have more qualifications to become traversers? Otherwise, it is difficult to explain why every traverser has something in common. What a miserable experience..."

"How do I know this?" Van Helsing spread his hands: "But my university is still very normal, someone can't eat green melons often."

"That's right, then the truth should be the latter. After receiving that kind of stimulation, it's no wonder there are so many psychopaths..." Lucifer curled his lips.

Angel has dealt with so many traversers, and also learned about their world from the side - it is a very ordinary world. There are very few worlds that are experiencing war and full of despair. Most of the traversers used to be very Ordinary, and have not seen any big world.

But I don't know which of their tendons is not right. After coming to this world, it seems like a different person. What a shame to burst out'I can't help my fate! ', 'I can destroy this world if I get serious! ', 'I'm going against the sky today! ' and the like can be said.

Excessive self-awareness, self-centeredness, and complete disregard for other people's feelings are annoying.

I heard them say that this is the 'protagonist temperament', but the angels feel that if the so-called protagonist is this bird, is it necessary to read a story centered on them?

Just like Japanese-speaking high school student time-travelers and English-speaking homeless time-travelers, the angels don't have a good impression of such 'exquisite egoists'.

They are not uninformed natives. Although there are no entertainment activities in the upper realm (angels are all ascetic animals, and Lucifer is a mutant individual), they have never stopped accumulating knowledge. In terms of knowledge, countless traversers , They have been in contact with countless different worlds from the side, and they are above any creatures in this world.

Even the traversers who have been baptized in the era of information explosion are not likely to be more "informed" than them (the oldest angel in the upper world is [-] million years old, and the [-]-year-old Lucifer is among the angel population And just kid in high school).

One is a higher life that has witnessed the evolution of the world from prehistoric to civilized, and the other is a lucky person who is complacent.

There is no way to compare the cognition of the world and good and evil.

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In the empty kitchen of Anne's Castle, Katyusha looked at the dead deer on the ground with some difficulty.

This is the prey that the evil spirit maid went out to capture. The neck has been cut off, but the blood has not been let out. Now the venison should be mixed with blood.

Because there are no kitchen utensils and seasonings, Katyusha originally planned to make roasted deer, and the taste was mentioned with the wild fruits picked back, at least edible, but now...