Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

Mr. Van Helsing is a vampire, so he should like bloody barbecue, right?

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Creaking—the doors in the castle are all brass doors, without any rust, but they all make the same sound when they are pushed, but some are lighter and some are heavier.

Van Helsing, led by an evil maid, came to the kitchen and saw Katyusha who was skinning a dead deer.

The dead deer lay slumped on the desk. She stood behind the desk, first cut the deer skin with her fingernails, and then stretched out her hands to pull it under the skin. From time to time, blood splashed, staining her white apron with red plums.

"Has Mr. Van Helsing finally woke up? He slept for twelve hours...he's really like a lazy pig..." Katyusha didn't look up: "Dinner will have to wait for half an hour, I have asked the maids to boil the water How about Van Helsing taking a hot bath and brushing your teeth? After washing up, it's time to eat."

"Don't worry, I'll just go take a shower later, I don't have the habit of taking a bath," Fan Helsing walked to Katyusha's side: "Well...I seem to have seen this deer yesterday..."

"On the way to Anne's Castle, Annabel and I saw it stepping on the river bed to drink water, but I didn't expect to meet again in this form." Van Helsing touched his chin, lamenting the impermanence of the world.

"Please stand farther away, Mr. Van Helsing," Katyusha said, urging Van Helsing away, "you will be splashed with blood."

"It's not a problem, anyway, I'm going to take a shower later, and this clothes..." Just about to say change, but Fan Helsing found out embarrassingly that he had no other clothes to change except for the one on his body.

'Vampire's Wishful Sweater' does not have the function of cleaning in one second and dehydrating in one second.

Katyusha laughed lightly: "So let Mr. Van Helsing take a bath earlier, the clothes need to be cleaned and dried, it will take a lot of time."

Laundry can be done by the Evil Spirit Maid, after all, this is also a maid’s professional skill, but Katyusha has to do it by herself (the fire in the stove is uncertain, and the Evil Spirit Maid’s ability to adapt to changes is very poor). They burned the clothes, so that Van Helsing had nothing to wear.

It is also the maid's professional ethics to avoid the master's embarrassment.

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Chapter 17 Chapter 017: The Stinking Uninvited Guest

The window of the restaurant.

"Huh? Is it going to rain outside?" Van Helsing took a shower and sat down at the dining table in warm clothes (not a formal dining table, but a long table that Katyusha commanded the evil spirit maids to bring back and clean. tables, chairs as well).

The windows of the restaurant can be opened, and now Van Helsing is blowing the evening breeze, standing beside Katyusha and several evil spirit maids. lick), so the appearance of standing around with a lollipop in his mouth is actually a little weirdly cute.

Some evil spirit maids were ordered to go to the library and ask Lucifer to come and eat together, and Katyusha would let the other evil spirit maids serve the dishes when Lucifer arrived.

Van Helsing, who had nothing to do now, could only look at the scenery outside the window.

Unlike the cloudless and shining stars just now, the sky is now full of low-hanging rain clouds, and the oncoming wind is also carrying moisture. The world is dark, and even the sparkling river can't be seen.

"It should be a rainstorm..." Katyusha whispered.

The rain clouds began to gather in the afternoon. It was not obvious at first, and you could still see the sea of ​​stars when you looked up. After Van Helsing took a bath, it suddenly covered the sky and the sun. The furniture was moved back to the hall (it is not easy to burn if it is damp), and the doors and windows around have been closed to prevent rainwater from splashing in.

Although it is not a big deal to sprinkle it in, after all, except for a few places in Anne's Castle, there is no furniture in other places, and there is no fear of getting wet from the rain, but keeping the castle dry is also what should be done, Katyusha will not careless.

Rumble! ——The rain clouds in the sky accumulated enough energy to start thundering and lightning.

"I hope the scope of this rain is not too big. Annabelle and Andrea will fly away." Van Helsing prayed for his friends.

"Don't worry, Andrea is a legendary dragon. It only takes a month to fly from here to the church headquarters." Lucifer walked into the restaurant while stretching his waist: "Now they should all fly to Bo The Qi Kingdom, no rain cloud has covered such a large area in 200 years."

The geographical location of the Pochi Kingdom is already in the interior of the mainland, and it is far away from Anne's Castle, which is on the edge of the mainland and a few steps west to the sea.

Seeing that Lucifer was also sitting down, Katyusha clapped her hands, and within five seconds, two evil spirit maids came out of the kitchen carrying two newly made wooden plates with grilled venison on top.

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On the rough sea.

A huge sailboat furled its sails and struggled on the crest of the waves.

Compared with the still calm coast, there was already a torrential rain on the sea at this time, and hundreds of sailors were fighting against the wind and waves to prevent the ship from being overturned by the big waves.

"There's something wrong with this rain!" A well-dressed man with pointed ears wiped the rainwater from his face and shouted at the captain, "It's him who caught up! It's him who caught up!"

This ship is being hunted by a terrifying monster. Even though it passed through the 'fog belt' and fled from the old continent to the unknown sea to find a chance of survival, it still did not escape its pursuit.

"I fucking know something's wrong! Stop yelling! Now let me find a way to escape!" The captain steered the helm, wearing a heavy one-piece diving suit and a diving helmet on his head, so he couldn't see clearly. His appearance and voice were also very hoarse, and he couldn't tell the difference between a man and a woman.

"There is no other way!" The pointed-eared man looked desperate: "Kraken controls the ocean and the storm. When the ocean suddenly blows up a storm, it means that the prey has no escape! He is creating a hunting ground for himself!"

How do others not know?

As the war weapon of the Goblin Federation, Kraken possesses extremely high intelligence, and has a vicious character of playing cat and mouse. When he is at ease, he will set off a huge storm...

It's like staging a gorgeous tragedy, shrouding all the prey in layers of progressive despair...

In the end, a strong wind or a big wave will knock the boat into the water, and the people on board will not die for a while, but can only struggle in the dark ocean, until they are dragged into deeper waters by His tentacles full of sharp teeth...

Did those who suffered this disaster die of suffocation?Or die from water pressure?Or even dying from the fear of darkness and despair... Those who are still alive are unknown...

But they definitely don't want to try this too!

But... there is no other way, they are completely unfamiliar with this sea area, and they are not even sure which direction the vitality is in. They only know how to flee to the opposite side of Kraken.

At this moment, the watchman on the mast shouted in surprise: "Land! There is land ahead!"

He shed tears excitedly, mixed with the rain: "I saw land! We are saved! We are saved!!!"

Yes, Kraken can't land on land, his huge body will collapse into a pool of meatloaf in an instant without the lift of sea water!As long as they escape to land, they will be safe!

The dense fog on the distant sea was blown away by the violent wind and rain brought by Kraken, revealing the fertile coast.

Everyone on board breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately lifted their spirits, and steered the big ship towards the coast to escape with all their strength.

It's not time to relax yet...

Kraken also discovered the existence of land from the direction of the ocean current. After chasing for several months, how could the prey escape?Then it also began to speed up, and the huge shadow moved under the sea surface, setting off a huge tsunami.

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Originally, Katyusha was unwilling to sit down and dine with her master, after all, she was impolite, but under Van Helsing's strong request and Lucifer's instigation, she still moved a chair for herself and sat beside Van Helsing.

The three of them (none of them really) began to eat well-done deer steaks grilled by Katyusha.

"There are two lemon trees on the southern plain, but they haven't reached the ripe season...it's a pity..." Katyusha felt a little regretful. During her short military career, the barbecue recipe taught to her by her comrades-in-arms would be best served with lemons. ok.

But it doesn't matter, it's not a big problem to use mint found by the river as a lining.

"Then wait until the lemons are ripe, and bake them again." Van Helsing took a wooden fork and took a bite of the deer steak: "Well...it tastes good...wait, no, isn't there no salt at home? Where does the saltiness come from?"

To be precise, there is nothing to eat at home, let alone salt.

"Did Mr. Van Helsing forget? To the west of the castle is the sea. For emergency use, you only need to distill the seawater a few times to get edible sea salt." Katyusha looked helplessly at Van Helsing, her master. Seems like an idiot...

"Oh—it's amazing——" Van Helsing sighed, "Why didn't I think that I could use distillation to make salt? I also ate a week of grilled fish that was extremely meager..."

Katyusha smiled. If Mr. Van Helsing knew that the containers he used to distill seawater were ceramic tableware that was 'smeared with dust and rat feces and cockroach feces'... he would definitely be unable to eat anything now, right?

Although the tableware has been cleaned very well, and it has been thrown into the stove and sterilized at high temperature... But for the sake of Mr. Fan Helsing's weak heart, this secret will always be hidden in his heart...

At this moment, an angry hissing sound suddenly came from the distant sea——

"Hiss!—" It's like the noise made by animals without vocal organs that only vibrate the air.

Lucifer immediately stood up, and looked out the window facing west.

"What a nasty smell..." Lucifer frowned, "It's the devil's stench!"

"Go and have a look." Van Helsing swallowed the remaining deer steak in one gulp, got up and left, and Katyusha naturally followed.

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I actually found the long-lost happiness from a bottle of Sprite...

The second bite is boring...

Chapter 18 Chapter 018: The Elegant Grim Reaper Wielding a Scythe

A boat of people who came across the ocean from a distant continent will never forget this day——

In the scythe-like shriek of death—

Thousands of rockets rose from the horizon like a meteor shower, and they dragged their long tails like a fiery bridge between the sky and the sea...

The bridge spanned [-] kilometers, and the landing point was on Kraken who emerged from the water and stretched his teeth and claws, so——

Rumble! ——The ocean is boiling, endless explosions and flames, endless shock waves and heat waves are shaking the sky and the earth together, the sea is crimson, and the violent storm is also covering its drums in the midst of this terrible catastrophe...

On the big boat, everyone looked behind in a daze. Apart from the first wailing, Kraken didn't make any sound...

The unknown attack did not include them in the killing range, and their ship was safe outside the battlefield, even close to the distance where they could wade and land.

But they were scared out of their wits, the boat was bobbing in the sea, and so were their chilled hearts.

What the hell is this place? !

What is there on the shore? !Could it be that he just escaped from Kraken's pursuit and broke into the mouth of a more terrifying monster? !

"Ship, captain... shall we... still board, land?..." Some sailors looked at the captain tremblingly.

"What are you going to board? Are you looking for death?!" The captain cursed: "Raise the sails quickly! Let's go down the coast! Find a corner in the south and land again!"

Knowing that there is a horrible existence on the shore there, they still don't leave, but they swarm up to die - only a stupid idiot would do this.

The crew all took action, and the ship gradually turned around, but the next moment came the bad news.

Boom, the hull shakes.

"Struck, hit, hit the rocks!" Everyone knew what that meant, and their boat was stuck.

But misfortunes never come singly.

"Captain! There's a big hole in the cabin! But we don't have any extra planks!—" Someone ran up from the cabin and shouted: "Women and children are going to be soaked in the water!"

The captain drew a painful breath.

"Pack up and abandon the ship! Let's land!" After months of high-intensity voyages, the ship has long since been damaged. It's okay to only break a hole, and the captain is even mentally prepared for the ship to fall apart immediately.

No one objected to the captain's decision, not to mention that it was this mysterious captain who led them these past few months, so they were able to get rid of Kraken repeatedly. The captain's prestige is very high, let alone they know... this ship can't last .