Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

But I obviously underestimated its lethality, and now I can't suppress the spiciness at all. My saliva is still extremely viscous, and it will turn into silk when I spit it out.

"Ye Xi, if I can't go to the bathroom tomorrow, I'll blow your head off!"

"Sister You Lin~~Look at him, he still doesn't forget to "threat" me~~"

After being "threatened" by me, Xiaoxi was not stupid, and turned around to hug You Lin's thigh.

She also knows that it is useless to speak by herself, and now she has to let others speak for her.

"Xiaoxi also wants you to try new things."

But what makes me a little helpless is that You Lin rebelled for no reason, and it was because Fang Yiyi taught Xiaoxi just now, right?

Someone always needs to sing about the red face and the bad face. Now that Fang Yiyi has sung the bad face, how can You Lin continue to sing the bad face?

"Forget it! Hurry up and seal this can of chili powder for me, I don't want to see it again."

"Isn't this what you ordered yourself?"

???

Oh yes!

According to the script, this is the case. If Xiaoxi didn't say it, I would almost forget about it.

I prepare everything here, and that includes, of course, this damn jar of paprika.

"But I ordered a set meal, I didn't know there was this in it!"

Fortunately, I was clever and quick-witted, and I made up a barely plausible reason without much thought.

I think Xia Tong's father must not know either!

This kind of thing must be done by the subordinates, maybe it's like an easter egg, but it was accidentally taken by Xiaoxi and the others.

"So in the end, I still have to blame you. Isn't it a waste to spend money to buy it and not use it?"

"Then you can use it yourself."

Xiaoxi, let me push myself here, right?

I didn't hold her accountable anymore, but she was lucky, she finally found the reason why I was involved in this matter, and put all the responsibility on me.

"I'm not willing to use you... Wasn't it just now?"

"..."

GG!

There is no way to refute Xiaoxi, and now he has lost the initiative.

"Ye Xi, you'd better accept your fate! If you're a dead girl like you, you have to admit that you are short, and you have to stand up when you are beaten."

"Huh~~Okay! I'll go to the side to rest, if you're the one, if you're the one, don't bother."

My stomach is unbearably uncomfortable, my stomach is burning and hurting, and now I dare not drink more water, because if I drink too much, the spicy taste will go up the esophagus and vomit directly.

Spicy mixed with stomach acid, the taste is even more suffocating.

"But you haven't eaten yet, have you? How about I bake some for you? You'll feel better after eating some."

"Okay, just tinfoil ketchup, I'll eat whatever you want..."

"OK!"

Anyway, today I don’t want to see paprika anymore, there’s nothing wrong with tin foil ketchup, at least it can alleviate my current situation.

Dalang, it's time to take your medicine

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"Are you OK?"

"It's okay, it's just being "contrived" by Xiaoxi..."

Xia Tong came straight over and rubbed my temples, and I enjoyed this feeling very much. The most regrettable thing now is that there is no reclining chair, and it is still not very good to be massaged while sitting.

"I saw you sneezing, weeping and rinsing your mouth just now, and grandma said you must be some kind of monster again."

"If I did it right, what is grandma talking nonsense to you over there? "

I'm not mentally handicapped, let's live a good life, but I made myself like this.

Up to now...

The energy in my stomach has not yet come to rest, and my tongue is still numb, and I can't feel the existence of my lips at all.

I regretted why I didn't chew slowly, so that when I tasted the spicy taste, I spit it out, at most it would hurt my tongue, how could it be as miserable as it is now?

"hey-hey……"

ヾノ≧?≦)o

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Don't scare me, what did grandma tell you?"

If grandma hadn't said anything, how could Xia Tong have such a treacherous expression? She wouldn't have promised Xia Tong something on her own initiative, right?

"I didn't say anything..."

"I want to be honest, don't force me to be rude to you at night!"

"It's really nothing. I just say that girls must pay attention to safety. The things in the room are fairly complete. Use them when you need them. Don't damage your body for temporary pleasure. If you don't have enough, you can go to the warehouse to get them." ..."

???

and so……

Grandma does not intend to let Xia Tong and I give her a great-grandson, at least not now, but it is certain that raw rice will be cooked.

And what does it mean to take it again if this is not enough?

Grandma's milk is usually a box of ten, and then divided into several types according to the type, regular, ultra-thin, threaded, granular, and even fruity, but Xia Tong and I seem to be Is there such desire and dissatisfaction?

Dozens of times a night?

Then my cow must die on the way to plow the field!

"Okay, don't make that expression, we'll think about things tonight, let's eat first..."

"Grandma's is definitely not as good as the one I brought here. You can use mine then, and grandma might think nothing happened to us the next day!"

Looking at Xia Tong's serious expression, I really wanted to pry her head open to see what was inside, I didn't want to have anything to do with her.

She was really thoughtful, she brought it by herself, and there would be a lot of people in the room at that time, grandma must think that nothing happened between me and Xia Tong.

But among other things, it's too scumbag to go to bed with a condom brought by a girl, right? !

"Stomach hurts, I really don't want to see peppers again..."

"Why don't you go talk to Xiaoxi and the others, I'll sit alone for a while, and wait for Yulin to bring me something to eat."

After a brief conversation with Xia Tong, not only his stomach hurts but also his brain hurts, so he directly pushed away the skewers that Xia Tong handed over.

It is no exaggeration to say that now I feel a little nauseous when I smell the chili, and my mind is full of sleep and rest, because only when I fall asleep will there be no pain.

But there were so many people playing games there just now, and it was okay for me to lie next to the blanket, but now everyone is eating lively, and if I go to lie on the blanket, I will definitely be scolded by my grandma.

So no matter how difficult it is now, I can only lean on the chair and rest for a while, otherwise my grandma will definitely say that I am rude, whether it is as the host or the only boy now, I should greet them...

"If you don't eat it, then I will continue to chat with grandma~~"

But Xia Tong didn't seem to hear what I was saying, and her eyes didn't drift towards the creek at all. How she came here with a skewer just now, and left with a skewer now.

At worst, Xia Tong is still unwilling to integrate into that big group.

Thinking about it better, this is at least according to Xia Tong's father's intention.

"Come... Dalang, get up and take the medicine!"

While watching Xia Tong leave, You Lin also came to me holding a skewer at the right time, but what she said made me a little unacceptable.

"What a vicious woman, you actually poisoned me. Could it be that the red one is Crane Crown Red?"

Red is the raging karmic fire, the color of hell!

Others grill with sauce on top, but You Lin is really generous, the skewers seem to be fished out of tomato sauce, dripping down as they walk.

Fortunately, it is in the wild now, otherwise it would not be an easy task to clean up.

"I've been wronged. This red thing was wiped on by the official Tina, who said that red represents vitality, and it will definitely cure your husband and your illness!"

You Lin covered half of her cheek and said to me delicately, her complexion was as bright as peaches and plums, and she didn't mind the strange expressions of everyone behind her.

"You... you still have an affair with Tina? Just... you're not afraid that my sister will come back for revenge?"

Leaning weakly on the chair, clutching my chest tightly, according to the plot, I should be dying at this time.

But it doesn't matter, it should be Xiaoxi's turn to play next, like this kind of "adulter who murders her brother", she completes double kills one by one, and then I have nothing to do with the distribution of frontiers, because I have already done it .

It’s just that there is often a big gap between reality and ideals. Now Xiaoxi just stands by the grill and eats while watching my clumsy performance. He has no intention of participating in it at all. Those white eyes are going to the sky. , the eyes are clearly looking at the mentally handicapped.

"Don't be afraid, I slept with her yesterday, your sister is mine now..."

"Great!"

Can't help giving You Lin a thumbs up, Wu Song might be mad at her if he is reborn.

What can be done about this, at the beginning Pan Jinlian wanted to sleep and Wu Song failed to sleep, so this gave Ximen officials a chance to sneak in.

But now You Lin is very powerful, not only sleeping with Tina, but also sleeping with Xiaoxi, so do I have any other choice besides obediently taking medicine?

I used to think that meat would become one of the best dark dishes when it was exposed to tinfoil ketchup, but now that it has been tortured by the death pepper, it is great to be able to eat this sour and sweet thing.

Although my lips were so hot that I didn't feel it, the moment I touched the ketchup, there was still a hint of coolness, which is undoubtedly a life-saving taste for me now.

"By the way! Ye Xi, shall I discuss something with you?"

"what?"

While eating, I looked up at You Lin, just now she was nervous and had a "Da Lang taking medicine" scene with me, but now I am not used to being so serious all of a sudden.

"I might have to go home someday."