Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

Because the meat is small, it is not particularly unpalatable, and I swallowed it before tasting the bitterness.

"No, Fang Yiyi baked it."

"No wonder~~"

and many more?

Why is my first reaction to wonder?

Is Fang Yiyi's craftsmanship already so unbearable in my subconscious?

"I always feel that it is not ripe..."

Fang Yiyi also looked very embarrassed, and her face turned red after hearing what I said.

According to her statement, she is most suitable for stewing soup, and there is nothing wrong with a longer time. It is no problem to stew the meat until it melts in the mouth.

"For a meat skewer of this size, you only need to bake it for seven to eight minutes, and the wooden skewer will be broken by you..."

Many of the ones sold on the street are pork skewers, and some of them can even buy three skewers for a dollar. The meat is cooked in three to four minutes.

But the one prepared by Xia Tong's father is still very real. With Xiaoxi's appetite, twenty skewers may not be enough to eat.

Now it's a wooden stick again, so it's especially good to judge the time. Once it turns black, it can't be baked anymore, not to mention that Fang Yiyi's is going to be carbonized, and it can be broken with a light touch. It's the first one I've seen.

By the way, I personally hate iron sticks, I can even say I hate them!

The so-called barbecue, the most exciting thing is the moment when you use your teeth to pick the meat off the stick. You can try it with an iron stick. The touch of your teeth is indescribable. Just thinking about it now makes me feel sick.

"Then let me try again..."

"Don't try it, let's do it together, you can do what I do, your current cooking skills are really like my mother's image."

This is the first time I have publicly expressed the evaluation of the other party's Yiyi's craftsmanship, but it is not an exaggeration at all.

"Is that a criticism?"

"No! This is an incentive. After all, you are a beginner, so there should be room for improvement. Xiaoxi didn't know how to cook before, but now he can fry tomato scrambled eggs to perfection!"

My mother was congenitally disabled, we don't race against disabled people, now we put our arms around Xiaoxi's shoulders, Xiaoxi is the example Fang Yiyi should follow.

In the past, she was just a girl who stretched out her hands for clothes and opened her mouth for food, but after a period of "abnormality", she learned how to cook.

I have always been very confident in Fang Yiyi's learning ability, and now it must be because there is no chance.

If I come here a few more times, maybe I can really become a "good wife and mother", then I will be considered a meritorious deed.

"Brother! Now that you've said that, come and taste my roast..."

Grim Reaper Pepper

"Xiaoxi..."

After Xiaoxi handed me a bunch of mutton skewers, Tang Tang seemed to have something to say, and pulled Xiaoxi's lips to move, but then he was stared back by Xiaoxi's vicious eyes.

"Nothing to show courteousness, rape or steal, what do you want to do?"

I'm not blind. These two girls have communicated like this in front of me. If I still think that there is nothing wrong with it, I would be too stupid.

"How come, isn't this praised by you? I just want you to see how I baked it. You see, I didn't even put any chili peppers. I just roasted it for you."

Indeed, this reason is barely plausible.

The mutton skewers grilled by Xiaoxi himself are always bright red, even if I shake off some chili powder, it still exceeds my limit.

You can eat it, but your stomach will definitely suffer after eating it. I never do this kind of stupid business.

But it’s different now. On Xiaoxi’s mutton skewers, cumin is the most sprinkled, and there’s only a little bit of chili powder. If you don’t look carefully, you can’t find it at all, but it suits my appetite.

"The color is not bad, and the taste should be okay..."

He gave Xiaoxi a fairly good evaluation, and under her "eager" gaze, he directly stuffed the skewer of mutton into his mouth.

"Brother Xi!"

"Huh? What's wrong?"

Now I have to say that the texture of the entrance of Xiaoxi is still very good, the gravy is overflowing, and the meat is fragrant, and the meat is swallowed after a little bit of chewing.

Just when he was about to bite the remaining piece of meat, his throat seemed to be cut by a sharp knife, his mouth suddenly swelled up but he couldn't spit it out, and his complexion turned red instantly.

"Cough cough cough!!!"

"Cough cough cough!!!"

An uncontrollable strong smell rushed straight to the top of the sky, and snot and tears flowed down uncontrollably.

"Are you okay?"

Seeing this, Fang Yiyi quickly handed me a few napkins, but my situation did not ease at all.

Shit! ! !

After opening his mouth, he couldn't say anything, but kept spitting out the hot air in his mouth, as if it would make him feel better.

Fanning his hands non-stop, using the cool wind to relieve his pain, beads of sweat soon appeared on his forehead, and the one on his nose seemed to be more obvious, but within a few seconds, it had already dripped in clusters.

"I don't think Xiaoxi put much chili, why are you choking like this? Come on! Rinse your mouth!"

You Lin also quickly brought me a bottle of mineral water, but after I rinsed all the bottle of mineral water, the situation still didn't get any better.

Now I can't wait to cut off my tongue, what do I want it for?

"Ye Xi! What is this?!"

Where the hell are my lips?Why can't I feel the presence of my lips?

Just say that the girl Xiaoxi will not be courteous for nothing, she is here waiting for me.

It's no wonder that Tang Tang had that kind of expression just now. If this matter has nothing to do with them, I'll chop off my head and give her a kick.

"Mutton skewers, why can't you even eat this spicy food?"

"Are you a little spicy? If you dare to speak nonsense, believe it or not, I will beat you up?"

Although I don't know what happened, but if it's just a little spicy, why am I squatting on the ground like a dead dog and gargling my mouth?

I feel that my whole body is transparent, and the spring has been forced into a three-volt period by me.

Of course, no matter what happens, I won't beat up Xiaoxi, and now I'm just trying to scare her.

But Xiaoxi himself is very aware of this, and now he is not afraid of me at all. He pouted and looked up at the sky, as if he wanted to "fish in troubled waters".

"Tang Tang! What the hell is this?"

In desperation, You Lin asked a question on my behalf. Now Tang Tang lives with You Lin all day long, and the relationship with You Lin is naturally very good, so it is naturally impossible to refuse.

After realizing that Tang Tang was about to "sell" herself, Xiaoxi's expression changed instantly, and she reached out to stop Tang Tang, but was pulled back by Fang Yiyi.

You Lin is in charge of Tangtang, and Fang Yiyi is in charge of Xiaoxi. This is really one thing and one thing.

"Devil Pepper, we just found it in there..."

Tang Tang turned around and took a small bottle from the corner of the dining table behind him. The red one was only the size of a thumb, but a red god of death holding a sickle was painted on the packaging.

Although I can't understand the weird English above, I at least know that it is chili powder from Tang Tang's mouth, and there is a sign that draws a big fork on one hand!

Even if I am a fool now, I think I can understand that the meaning of this pattern is that it is forbidden to touch it directly with your hands.

But I was lucky enough to touch it directly with my mouth. Who can bear it?

"Ye Xi! Is this what you mean by a little spicy?"

If I hadn't been busy rinsing my mouth now, I would definitely not let her go now. Although beating up would definitely not happen, there must be a lesson.

The mineral water can no longer withstand it, and there are no ice cubes here. Now I can only slightly relieve the symptoms by gargling with milk, and it is only a slight relief.

"I didn't expect you to be so spicy, so I put a handful..."

a handful?Thank goodness she can say it!

Fortunately, I only took one bite. If I swallowed it in one bite, I might die today.

I remember that I watched a video before. Many UP owners united to challenge a potato chip called Paqui. Unlike the dozens of chips in a pack in the supermarket, this kind of potato chip is sold in boxes. Just one slice.

According to the logic of normal people, what is enough for a piece of potato chips?Open your mouth and shut it up!

But the taste of this piece of potato chips is Reaper's pepper. Many people boast that they can eat spicy food, but the chili they eat is not as hot as one-thirty thousandth of Reaper's pepper, not even the younger brother. .

So the final result was no surprise, let alone a piece of potato chips, they couldn't even eat that piece of potato chips together.

The reason is that the spiciness of this kind of chili exceeds the limit of spiciness that humans can accept. Unless you are crazy about taste, you can't stand this taste at all.

But then again, humans do not rely on their tongues to perceive "spicy taste".

Even if you can withstand it, your stomach will definitely not be able to stand it. This kind of spicy food is enough to cause stomach perforation. Don't turn around and eat potato chips to kill yourself!

Now I can't help but suspect that Xiaoxi's is also the same style, because I remember the appearance of the Grim Reaper, and it is so similar to the one in Xiaoxi's hand. It is impossible for someone to infringe on the chili powder, right?

"Xiaoxi, you really played too much this time! Look, you made your brother..."

"I'm sorry, how about I also eat a bunch to accompany you?"

It was because Fang Yiyi was so good at speaking that she actually made Xiaoxi bow his head at me and admit his mistake.

I'm not an unreasonable person. I can still tell if Xiaoxi is malicious or not. Now that she has talked about this, I must not hold on to it anymore. I have to show my brother's bearing. .

"Don't! You can't bear it..."

There won't be any substantial changes if she comes to accompany me, the most is that the two of us squatted on the ground and rinsed our mouths together.

What do you want?

Do you gather the twelve zodiac signs, form a circle and spray water together?

"Then are you all right?"

"Nonsense! Do you think I'm fine? I don't even know where my mouth is now."

Gargling with milk is really a luxury, but other than milk, the rest is useless. It is impossible for me to drink Coke, right?That just made my pain worse.

"Engong, why don't you use this to suppress the taste."

As Mu Xi said, he handed me two bunches of wild vegetables, without any seasoning on them, but it is undoubtedly life-saving for me now.

This feeling is like some people who are stuck by a fishbone and will choose to swallow it with rice. I also hope that I can use the fragrance of wild vegetables to wash away the spiciness in my mouth.