Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"Xiao Qi, then can you promise me a condition? If you promise, I'll give this to you..."

"What conditions!"

This girl is not stupid. I thought she would agree directly, but I didn't expect to be so defensive, so it's no wonder her sister would feel relieved to leave her here alone.

And I don't know if it's my illusion. I always feel that there are people around me, but all of them disappear when I look up. This feeling is almost like a ghost.

"You call me brother! What is an uncle? Do I look so old?"

"What? You still care about this?"

When You Lin heard the words, she had an expression of sudden realization, and now she no longer interfered, clasping her fists and watching the good show.

"Nonsense, you are a sister, how can I become an uncle now?"

Seriously, that You Lin is a little older than me, and I am four or five years older than Xiao Qi, so what I say now has nothing to do with my uncle!

This title hits me too hard. If this problem is not resolved, I may have a shadow for the rest of my life.

"How's it going? I'll give this to you when you call me, but it's just a big brother..."

I handed the doll to Xiao Qi, and I didn't ask her to do anything inappropriate, just to correct her name.

Besides, even if she didn't scream, I would still give her the doll. At most, I felt a little helpless, plus I was laughed at by You Lin later.

"elder brother!"

"It's almost there! Take it..."

"Thank you brother!"

But Xiao Qi's movements were much faster than I thought, and now she called out without hesitation, handed over the doll with satisfaction, and subconsciously wanted to rub her hair, but her hand hovered in the air and thought for a while, Finally decided to take it back.

I'm not familiar with this Xiao Qi after all. It doesn't matter if You Lin touches a girl. If I touch it, I will be in danger of Lolicon control. Maybe I will be arrested by the police.

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"Sister! This way!"

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I've caused trouble for both of you."

"It's okay, then we'll go first..."

After simply waving her hand and preparing to leave, You Lin also leaned over to say hello to Xiao Qi, and both of them laughed.

"Eh! Wait, is this?"

"Xiao Qi will give it to her if she likes it, we can just catch another one..."

This is still very simple for me, nothing more than spending another three to five minutes.

"Ah? Then why are you embarrassed, just treat it as if we bought it."

"No need, a doll, I..."

The words got stuck in my throat before I finished speaking. I looked at the pile of cash that the woman in front of me forced me to give me. It should be no more or no less than ten thousand. What kind of people are these people? A lot of cash, and now that the shot is so generous, a doll costs [-]? !

"You don't have much cash on your body, so don't think it's too little!"

"No need! No need, goodbye Xiao Qi!"

The woman seems to be determined to give us the ten thousand yuan, and now she can only force this stack of bills into Xiao Qi's pocket, and then leave without looking back. This person is too generous. , at least more generous than Xia Tong!

"Goodbye sister, goodbye uncle!"

"This bear boy~~"

Hearing Xiao Qi's voice coming from behind, looking at You Lin's smirking expression, she couldn't help shaking her head, obviously I corrected her just now, why can't I change my mouth, how am I like an uncle? ?

do not despise each other

I dragged You Lin and walked a little further, so I dared to slow down, otherwise, with the work of the woman just now, I was really afraid that she would catch up and give me money.

How can anyone thank someone like that?I almost smashed it right in the face with the banknotes!

"Ye Xi~~ You seem to be only one step away from making a fortune just now?"

You Lin didn't forget to tease me at this time. The short sprint made her heart beat faster, her face turned rosy in an instant, her lips parted lightly and she kept panting, and her temples were slightly sweaty.

"Come on! I don't want to make this fortune, it's too exaggerated, what do you think?"

I finally looked back and made sure that there was no trace of the woman and Xiao Qi in my sight before I dared to let go of You Lin's hand.

But as soon as she let go, she hugged her along the way, and returned to the way we were at the beginning again, and the two of them still stuck to each other tightly.

Today's Ye Xi and You Lin are a pair of conjoined babies, and they can't tell them apart. She is determined to be familiar with this posture, but it is a torture to me.

Looking down now, my arm is deeply immersed in the two balls of soft flesh. It is impossible to say that I have no other thoughts. I can only keep reminding myself in my heart that I can think about anyone, but I can't be right You Lin has excessive ideas, otherwise the two of you will get tired of being together all day, and sooner or later, I will not be able to help but make a big mistake!

"It's a bit exaggerated, but if you look at the way she just took the money, she's either a nouveau riche or..."

"What is it?"

Elite education has its inevitability and is an inevitable product of privileged education. This is an unchangeable fact, and there is no need to worry about it now.

It's just the three words nouveau riche, the first impression is that there is no background, but looking at the behavior of the two people just now, no matter how you look at it, they are all well-educated, and they don't look like nouveau riche at all, then throw [-] casually. It's very debatable.

Isn’t their money money? For a person like me who is used to being poor, 100 yuan is too much, and 1 yuan is too hot for me.

"It's really rich. Their ten thousand is equivalent to one of ours. You should understand that feeling, right?"

"I know shit, isn't that about the same as you?"

Now I have to recognize a reality. City S is a big international city, not a small third-rate county. It can also be ranked first in the world.

Such a population base determines that there will be many invisible rich people mixed in. When Xia Tong and I went out, not many people knew Xia Tong's true identity, not to mention Fang Yiyi, whose identity was hidden more than Everything is deep, and not many people in the whole world know the real family structure of Chairman Rongsheng.

It's just that my luck is so good that I can pick up a good thing like [-] at random. I thought that if the woman insisted on giving it, I would just take one dollar of the capital, which means everyone can do it. Passable.

But when she really gave me a stack of hundred-yuan bills, she couldn't do anything, she could only drag You Lin to flee, and she never thought that fishing for a baby could catch a local tyrant...

"How can I be so rich, I will be scolded by my mother~~"

"Oh? You still know? Then you just spent so much money!"

"Hey!!!"

You Lin must have a split personality, otherwise, how could the attitude be so different before and after?

I always felt that she entered the jewelry store on a temporary basis. The plain ring is now firmly on her hand, but the clear necklace has been hidden by her.

If she wants, she can find a place for me to put it on for her, otherwise, wouldn't it make sense to go home and appreciate it?

"Okay~Okay~ Why are you still talking about it? It must be more suitable for your housekeeper to get married in the future. I really bought it because I liked it, and it was definitely not an impromptu intention!"

Once again, I was scorned by You Lin, and at the same time, I was given the hat of a "House Husband", which was as unacceptable to me as "Lolicon".

Although I have always longed for the days of eating and waiting for death, my concept is still very traditional, and it can even be described as a stereotype. In fact, I can't accept girls working hard outside, and then boys at home with wives and children.

In my opinion, a man who can't support his family is no different from death. It's better to have a lily bloom than to find a husband like this. It's a relief for both parties...

"I didn't say anything about you, but I just couldn't accept that the world is full of rich women."

The woman didn't say it just now, the words "rich woman" were clearly written on her face, and there was a feeling of marrying her and fighting for less.

And if she is a rich woman, Xiao Qi will naturally become a little rich woman. If you add You Lin by my side, then I will have a relationship with the three rich women in a short period of time, which sounds a bit scary. .

"Do I count?"

"Nonsense! Are you not conscious of it yourself?"

You Lin's question is too stupid. If she is not a rich woman, then there is no such creature as a rich woman in this world.

If anyone married her, the dowry would be a whole lot of money. This is the real luxury.

"Okay, then today I, the rich woman, will take care of you and take you to be chic and chic!"

"Where?"

She frowned subconsciously, always feeling that You Lin's current tone was not right, and the word conspiracy was clearly written on her face.

"Where else can we go alone? Naturally, to a place where you can scream out!"

"(o_o)"

"Hahaha, your expression is so funny, I won't sell you, what are you afraid of?"

"..."

I don't know what to say at all. I wasn't afraid at first, but You Lin's tone of voice made me afraid. Wouldn't she be taking me to a place that is not suitable for children? !

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"That's it?"

"Umm~ that's it~"

Feeling the temperature coming from the paper cup, it seems that the place is so different from what I think it is not enough to describe, this scene is too small and fresh?

"Then may I ask you, classmate You Lin, how can I be so cool to call out now?"

I wouldn't be surprised if You Lin took me to a bar now, but the milk tea shop on the side of the road doesn't seem to have the things that I think are not suitable for children.

Even if it is a pervert, I am afraid it will not face a milk tea cup**, right?

"You take a sip to your mouth, and I'll keep you cool enough to call it out."

"Idiots only drink..."

She gave You Lin a stern look, which was considered to have exposed this embarrassing topic. When she just ordered, You Lin said that it was for health preservation and ordered two glasses of red date milk. Now I feel that it is hot in my hand. Just sip it with a straw.

If you really blow it into your mouth, I can't guarantee whether you will scream or not, but the whining is for sure. By then, the mouth will be rotten, and even drinking porridge will be a problem after that.

"Huh? Then aren't you a fool? Otherwise, where do you think I'll take you? Hotel?!"

You Lin stretched out her hand and poked my cheek. Because she was holding my arm, it was actually quite difficult for her to drink water. If I were to use an analogy, it would be a small hamster with her chin resting on my arm and snorting. , people can't help but want to hold her in his arms and love her.

"Huh? This red date milk tastes weird..."

"What? Broken?"

You Lin only took a sip, her brows were now furrowed, and I noticed You Lin's reaction, so I quickly lowered my head and took a sip. Both the milk and red dates are quite strong, and they don't seem to be broken. look.